Waifu claiming thread

hey der qt

A while, but very sparsely, so essentially as new as anyone ^^'

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I hope we can still get along
I like seeing new people on the thread
Right
Forgot you aren't someone I can argue with
Kek yes totally
Maybe I should give that yaoi s try then
That's higher than I was that season kek
Do you still play?

that's cute.

Harambe is not a meme, he's my husbando

Yoroshiku

If we talking about cute I think you take the cake

>a husbando AND a waifu

Galil-chan...

An a press is an a press, you can't say it's only a half

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My, what lovely anons we have here today

Basically yeah but that new an94 uhhhhhnnnnfffff
Lol I don't have a decent enough comp but will soon my friend lets me play on hers you can add me though :D
you're a cute

If you're wondering what a half A press is, read this before commenting to ask. I use a special notation that allows for half A presses. Specifically, if you enter a level already holding the A button, then that A press only counts as half. It's actually pretty important to distinguish between the A button being PRESSED and the A button being HELD. While pressing A allows Mario to execute several kinds of jumps, the holding of A allows Mario to swim in water, do little kicks up slopes, grab the owl, and twirl slowly. So if a star requires the A button to be held, the pressing of the A button could have been done at some point in the past, and just held until that moment. For instance, let's say there are two stars: one that requires the A button to be pressed (x1 A presses), and another that only requires the A button to be held (0.5 A presses). Individually, these stars would both require a full A press. But if these stars were collected one after the other, then the A button could be pressed during the former, and held all the way through to the next star to be used in the latter. In this manner, these stars together would only use 1 A press, whereas they would take 2 A presses if done individually. So during a 120 star run, you would round these half A presses down, but on a star-by-star basis you would round them up.

Galil is just a cover, I only really love Harambe
5/28/16 never forget

It's heart warming to see her get that much recognition. In correlation she also has a big hatebase but that doesn't really matter to me.

galil
alright then
>if i could hold back the rain
it was raining not to long ago and now it stopped, you make me cry

yuuko
alright as long as no one can understand you

yunp
it was nice and cool since it rained earlier and its not humid yet
how are you though

rolling for shinoa

still rolling

20 and 27, Texans about to win this shit
What?

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Gone but not forgotten
youtu.be/3CegyUJ3RCE

I can feel a tear being shed. It's for you... Harambe

Goodnight.

Nani :c

What the fuck? Why are you sleeping at a reasonable hour? Have you forwent your perfect NEET life to become a wagecuck?

Fuck yo rain nigga
My new homepage for Google Chrome
R.I.P. IN POTTERY HARAMBE
Maybe someday Tripsguy

not a chance.

lies.

But first, let me talk about parallel universes.

the an94 that gun with the recoil barrel like a 50 cal?

so how was your weekend?
hey there
we do
its gonna be another fun evening
your pc cant run LoL, are you sure it isnt a toatster? literally every potato can run lol
alright thats cool but you are NA right?
i dunno why you like raining, it was pouring here and it sucked dick because doggo still needs walking
im failry good, Juva convinced me though and i got absolutely nothing done today
why rolling for smuggie?
kek
he always rolls for trips to get all the waifu's

Sleep well.

No, but I can do more stuff if I wake up at a normal hour.

Nice RP.

Regards: HG

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Are you telling us that you aren't the No Game Shiro we know?

>Regards: Falseflagger
ftfy

Goodnight

>check em

Everywhere. Now and forever.

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Please stop

>you

Claiming.

checked

I claim you.

is that bird girl?

Doing pretty well, slight headache but otherwise good, you?

Claiming Asuka Langley.

When the heck would it be a good time to get game started for you guys?

Also gnite, killing self.

Vaginal odor

Fuck off moot. You left us and sold us out to a gook. Then gook sold us out.

Claimed.

fuck yo not rain nigga

it doesn't rain horribly hard here, its usually nice, even when it is raining hard because we don't really get flooded
why did you listen to the no lifer
it's a secrit

good checkin

>digits

still rolling for shinoa

Maybe not doing as well as I though, answered a question that wasn't even asked... whoops

It is indeed

Hello

Hikage, please, Shinoa isn't even online.

ah well i dont mind playing if you dont mind playing with a low level account with 120 ping
when is it comming? also what are the specs?
gonna take a painkiller?
im doing rather well probably sleeping soon
oh i see, where do you live again?
most of the time rain here is just cancer because its always cold af as well
he was really convincing, he said he was going to post lewds later so yea.
t-tell me im good at keeping those
>1 off
heh its fine
i was gonna ask either way

Very cute indeed, do you like birds or just bird girl?
hey there
Well it's a lenovo so nothing overly amazing but I just have to go back to my crib it's already there I have just been too busy hanging w/ friends

So, why aren't you fuckers banned for avafagging yet?

>screen caps don't exist

U.S. arizona state
>rain is cancer
don't speak like that about the rain
that does sound pretty convincing
y-your good at keeping secrets, but i'd rather not tell anyone
>i will make it

Hi?

Fuck off, Waifu is traditionally exempt from being b&. Lurk more newfag

I do my best to avoid taking painkillers, my family has a history of painkiller abuse so I try and stay away unless the pain is real bad.

Taking a nap or is it night for you?

Mods said they didn't care

Ohh
Self-deprecation only makes it better..

Lovely, the last relaxation I get before classes start next week ^^

You guys really got a response from a mod? o.o

Yo I'm from AZ too, I would honestly love cold rain I'm moving somewhere with a forrest when I get out of the navy for sure.
>mumei

Can confirm, am a mod.

hey i have a lenovo, its a greap laptop
for what i need it to do it does fine
oh thats pretty cool though
had fun?
alright i will write that down
why not? i hate it, it literally rained so hard today my umbrella died. and i got fucking soaked
pls tell me, nothing to be embarres about
>dubs
oh thats not good, yea stay away from it then
keep hydrated it usually works
nah its 10 pm and i need to get up at 6 am tomorrow so thats why
wait you are still free till next week?
where do you live thats so amazing?
i have been going to hell for about 4 weeks already

WRONG

Delete thread

Just the girl

Yeah I start tomorrow if that's what you mean
When do you finish? I carry on until about June, so it might work out even

Nyanpasu

Oh shit! Quads confirms

You can't run League on it though? Also yeah man I play for fun otherwise i'd be pissed 24/7 haha add me my league account is kevbotman.

Woah hol up absolutely checked right there
Also hello Yuuko

nyan

Confirms what you fucking retard

nice, and sounds great, what you doing after the navy, other than moving

please don't stalk me
that sounds refreshing
never
>need trips

rolling forever

Hello ren
Haven't seen you in awhile.

You ever get that woman from work?

Probably getting a cool rifle or something I'm getting a pistol as soon as i'm able
>need these trips
>mumei

Shit the fuck up. I will beat you up

I've been on here less since school started back
Work and school is a lot to keep up with

Nah, I got her number but she never responded so I guess that's a bust
I've made no romantic overtures since then
How have you been?

Don't listen to them mavis.
Kill em all

Pretty alright. Not much going on except more of what you do. Work, school, here you know.

She doesn't know what she's missing. ~
Everything going well?

I'll make sure to keep some water on hand.

Having to wake up early is the fucking worst, hope you get enough sleep.

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Maybe so, but then there must be a lot of ladies who are missing out here. Everything's going pretty alright, just pressing on through the days. What are you doing school for again? And how are things with you?

i guess we have different lenovo PCs because i run league with steady 70 fps and medium high quality
and will do
oh no i wont, just writing it down dont mind me
it really wasnt, i have a cold remember?
oh wait i think i remember
but i thought you alreay rolled trips
yea good idea. any other plans for this sunday?

yea its the worst since my schedule is still fucked from the summer break
thanks but i probably wont, i make it up with napping though

Mean chen

I'm in animal science. It's a broad track for a few animal based careers.
School is good, time consuming but it seems like everything is coming together mentally. It's my final year and it finally seems like the classes are mixing into each other well.

How do you spend your free time?

>Best fox claimu

Oh I misunderstood you said you had high ping I thought you were talking about fps for whatever reason

Hanging out with a couple friends playing Seige, going to have to drive back to campus at some point today. Other than that no plans.
Sorry to hear your sleep schedule's fucked, but as long as you can stay functioning with naps and such.

Enjoy

youtu.be/eJKioMKV-sg

A big ol smugger!

Food, be back shortly

Hello.

Is that you thicc

Well that's nice. It's my first semester coming back right now but everything is pretty simple so far. What sort of career are you looking for? Also I tend to wind up just playing vidya, sometimes alone, sometimes with a friend or two. You?

Dearest

sounds cool, maybe i should get a pistol too

ok good
don't be a baby
shinoa says its too late
>what a bitch

ayy bby

Lovely. How're you doing on this fine Sunday?

I've claimed her a million times before. Doesn't work..or?

HI

First come first serve.

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Hey Ak wassup :3
I'm about to do a get ready for the day at 2

oh kek, no problem everyone has a bit of idiot in him
so how has your sunday been?
i hear about a lot of people playing siege with friends, is it really that good?
where do you study if i may ask
yea exactly, sleep is a social construct
only normies have a decent schedule
whats up smuggie
you doing okay?
its a shiro
>dont be a baby
we will talk after you endured this shitty ass weather, you USA cuck dont know how good you have it
but it isnt now?
ah well good luck rolling
you are here early!

My man crush

Shantae is gud girl and gud game
No qualms here

Doing just fine, just plodding through some very mundane schoolwork right now. Got a test tomorrow but I'm feeling rather good about it. Managed to finish a game that I had put off for months and it ended nicely. What about you?

That's probably the best philosophy, really
And that's just fine by me
Do you play or watch anything?

Hey there. And I'm not sure what any of that meant~
Yeah, I decided I wouldn't go to the family dinner at my grandparents'

South park is pretty good if it agrees with your political views. Whole show is satire now.

What do you go to school for?

Meh so far I haven't ate anything and my friend was supposed to come through w/ some magic shrooms but has yet to do so.
Don't forget to add me ;)

Mine

I'm just being super lazy today is all

It's pretty fun, I'd never played it before.
I study at Northern Kentucky University.

>Leave for an entire hour
>Thread is still up
Y'all niggas slow af.
I got me some candy bars and a slushee however, all for "free".

Doing well I'd hope?
It's a Yuno. How're you doing?
Glad you're confident about the test. I'm sure you'll do great!
Good endings are always satisfying.
I'm doing pretty good myself! I'm going to my grandma's today for dinner, and I also got my poster of Shiro yesterday (pic related)! Things are going quite well.
Good effort against Texas A&M yesterday.

oh sorry gotcha. That's also how I roll when I have days off.

no, it's too late to use those trips i got last time
>what a nigger right
i mean i go to mexico with family, and shit storms there and the house we stay in sometimes floods, if that any consolation

slow thread today

Is this poster on your ceiling?

I'm doing fine.

hggnn

VAGINAL ODOR

well im glad i get to see you but why not
too tired to do anything i take it?
oh damn really, you gonna do some shrooms
first time or not? i heard it can be pretty spoopy if you have bad thoughts or something
obviously im a fgt who never does drugs
also i just did bby
oh really? then are you generally good in fps games? because i heard it was quite a hard game
oh you like it there, i never heard anything significant of that state sorry
except the chicken ofc
its actually bane
im doing fine, going to sleep soon though
how was your sunday?
im pretty sure smugs is black yea
i saw him stealing a bike once
why do you even go to mexico. no offence but i thought that was a chaotic rotting country
that sounds pretty shitty and not a good holiday at all

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Yes, the poster is on my ceiling. It's quite a pleasant sight to wake up too, and good for going to sleep too.
Good. Going to my grandma's for dinner soon.

yeah mostly. My morning drive was sketchy enough already, I didn't want it happening again later at night. And it would be kinda awkward sitting there and barely eating anything in front of everyone

NOICE
I was hoping that was the case.

Have fun at the elderly home.

Do you plan on getting more waifu merch?

Nah I've done them quite a few times in different scenarios but I had a weird experience where i had existed in the same moment several times like the silent hills pt but it wasn't horrible in any sense.
right? im just hoping my friend comes through so we can chillll. You got any plans today?
qt 3.14

BIG GUY
Why on your ceiling?
Also, I read that as "Going to my grandma's foot dinner" for some reason.

I already stated why in that post.
I will. It's also not an elderly home.
I do. There's not too much merch of her out there, so I'm thinking about learning how to sculpt and make a figure of my own.

My day is pretty much over. Probably just gonna watch some stuff on youtube, maybe play a few games, then pass out a bit earlier than usual

Do elderly people own it?
Check mate

>yuuko

Shieeeet.

Oh no, I was awful because its hard as shit. But it was fun.

I love it there, it's hot a nice small town feel to it.

Ah, I should have read that part.I sleep in the fetal position normally, so I'd have put it on the wall, but whatever works for you you know
>Her pussy, it speaks to me

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Fetal position is pretty comfy.
I must say you do look stunning
I mean, you're the kind of girl I can really see myself artificially inseminating
Oh I'm sorry, I'm being a little aggressive, right?
And I love to make love to your booty...hole

That would be a true display of love. Good luck with it and keep us updated with how it's going.

alright sleep time for me
it was fun boys
goodnight
oh alright have fun man
also good luck with school next week since we probably wont see each other much
you fucking compare it to PT but it wasnt horrible
what the fuck dude
that was honestly one of the only horror games i had to stop playing to calm my neves, it was soooo good
sad it got canceled
FOR YOU
you have no idea how long it took me to make that shitty edit
oh kek, i guess your friends arent that serious about winning then
i guess thats good, fun is more important

oh that sounds pretty great, i love those cozy university cities

that nigger
ill steal it back
family and fun
its actually a nice town they have a festival when we go during august

hggnn

I also need to learn how to draw too, so I can get more images of Shiro. I'm not a very artsy guy, but I'd love to do it for her.
Sleep nicely. Thank you, shame we won't see each other often.

Thanks, she definitely is

Wow Chest Rockwell you are direct.

Goodnight

night

>hikage

How you feeling now sweetheart? A little more relaxed?
Maybe it's that half a molly I put in your Mountain Dew
Yeah, works like a charm. Just chill out for a second, relax, relax, I got it under control
I got you a glass of Beefeater, I got a brand new deck of Uno cards...
Oh yeah baby, the night's just getting started
Ok, how about I come over tonight and pick you up in my brand new Segway.
We can go over to Long John Silver's, get a fish platter
You can take me home and massage me with butter all on my neck
I love you

Yeah dude it wasn't like I was being chased it was a good moment that was happening at least i think it was good im into hella creepy shit so it may have just rustled my jimmiies in a creep kink way lol
but yeah man the same moment happened at least 14 times.
very nice im prly just gonna go to a qts house if my friend flakes.

I should get a waifu pillow to cuddle with tbh
Good night Tsun
>Qt
>3D
What even?

Jesus christ is the author of this Bill clinton?

>vaginal odor intensifies

Food was good

Oh my. I wish for you that your friend bails on you