As a man that has murdered over 30 women anything

Reported. MODS

Other victims? you do know this needs proof.

I have to say good job. I had to go through eight pages of search results before I found her.

I do not have any other proof other than this pic I took of hers from a camera as a trophy.

The easiest way is to dump the body two towns away. Preferably burying them in woodland areas.

Not to go into too much detail. But the key is to get them as far away as possible from their town.

Because of my occupation, it makes it extremely easy for me.

pistol? what are you, fucking gay?

any pics of number 29?

How do you select your women? Are they chosen at random or do you have a process?

What is your occupation?

Unfortunately, due to the area I ended her in, I had to dispose of her cell phone and other belongings. But she was blond, with blue eyes. A real stunner. That was until a 44. struck her in the back of the head.

so many new friends
>proof or it didnt happen

and what area would that be?

Here goes another 13 year old trying to replicate past events. Fuckin idiot.

What trophy did you take from that one?

how do you clean up make sure your not caught?
Where do you hunt?

It's a proccess that takes me around 2 weeks to a month. Due to my expertes in my past occupation, I have a system.

I monitor them throughout the weeks. The key points being the following.

Where they live
What time they get up
What time they leave the house in the morning
Who they socialise with
What time they pick up their kids
What time the Husband comes home
What is their occupation (Cops and Military personnel are a no go, since they more than likely have firearms at home)
What path they take home
etc etc.

Using the following method I find a chink in their armour and create a plan.

youtube.com/watch?v=qnlaegHmB2k

What we know
- Is male
- Knows English language
- Last victim white female
- Claims up to 30 kills
- uses guns

I cannot tell you where my hunts take place

I usually burn the clothes and shoes I used in my fun times. I don't want cameras or eye witnesses linking my clothing to me.

Might be an american cop

your a trucker?

samefag. abandon thread after he posts screen shot of not being samefag.

no... he's european
>socialise

Since I shot her in her house, I had to be quick with my trophy.

The pic itself is the trophy.

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What we also know
-is literally retarded
-Cred Forums will believe anything
-uses the most traceable methods of killing and hiding bodies
-the game

dont police track how the cell phone have moved?
ps Cell phone is typicaly american saying

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I take inspiration from the Zodiac Killer.

I do not use cell phones. My bussiness phone is left at home. I use pay phones when I want the Blue pigs to be teased.

Prove it faglord

what i meant was where you got the victims? Clubs, street, ext?
Do you drug people? or overpower with force?

why?

What area are you in so when you get caught I can be like hey that's my dude

All i will say is this..

One of my victims was followed after a night of booze. She wanted a Taxi. And she got one...

OP is -really- bad at pretending to be a killer...
just sayin'.

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Are you killing hookers, random women, craiglist hook ups, what

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Proof or it didnt happen nigger

For the record, OP's pic, girl is alive and well.
Retarded.

Fuck yea got trips.....what a waste

FUCKING RIP

All I will say is:
You are a faggot and this is bait.
You're trying too hard to sound like some hannibal lecter-type with the whole "stand over them and admire my painting masterpiece." I saw that episode of Law and Order too.
Someone who would actually be into killing like that wouldn't be shooting someone in the back of the head with a .44 you dunce.

>proof or it didn't happen u lil fagit

/thread

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Another child trying to act dark and edgy

Mostly house wives.

But yes, I've gotten a few whores from nightclubs on my scoreboard.

I personnaly like it when the drunk whores give me a bit of a fight, I like them to think they have a chance, before I snatch the life out of them.

I gave one of my victims a chance to run away into the woods next to a highway. She ran for a good 5 minutes, Until she broke her ankle on a tree branch that was broken. I caught up to her, and made her beg for mercy. She did, and I ended her anyways. Nice girl, had a lovely conversation with her in my taxi.

Nice Zodiac fun fiction OP, I assume you also write letters to the San Franciso Chronicle as part of your process.

Idiot, burning the body is the best option

Taxi driver too

how does the girl you claimed to have killed, but is still alive, factor into your 6th grade creative writing assignment faglord?

Do you kill women with a gun because you are a pussy or because your Uncle Billy fingered you?

Victim 25's bathroom.

Why do you only have 1 trophy? When are you plannig to kill again? And what's the closest to being caught you've been.

Zodiac much faggot

Careful with that edge, OP, wouldn't want to cut yourself.

I have several trophies.

Toe nails, Fingers, jewelry etc. I will NOT post any of those.

Complete bullshit.

You wouldn't use a gun to kill her that would end the "fun and excitement" early without the satisfaction of taking a life with your hands. If you needed a gun to kill a woman you are an absolute cuck.

Be gone.

Do it faggot

What about the other questions though?

Convenient huh? Go outside neckbeard, your autism is showing

I'm away due to work.

When I return I will continue my wrath. Perhaps a college student? Not taken one yet.

oh hey look some retard that doesn't mind being traced and investigated by the fbi. reported. enjoy your v&

Test

Test

That is totally metal

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Holy fuck you're edgy.
Post a picture, a time-stamped one of you standing above the dead body of someone you killed. Then we'll believe you.

I do not take pictures during the time I sit back and admire my creation. That particular time I like to sit back and enjoy the view, rather than rushing myself to take a picture and/or a trophy of some kind.

>Will NOT post any of those

Already have. Look above imbecile.

His occupation is bullshitter because he's a lying 13 year old faggot

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You have fun with that count chocula

Where the timestamp?

Yeppppppppp, OP is an edge lord

Do you think the police are on to you?

I don't have time for one of those.

No time stamp

tineye.com/search/9ffb194687c752b67e258802d5604a866d847e80/?pluginver=firefox-1.2.2
>busted

Yes. I do. But I enjoy that rush of adrenaline.

Are you excited for your first year of middle school?

Fail

Oh. You don't have time to write down a couple of numbers with slashes? Oh noooooo

What makes you say that? Do you like toying with the devil?

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>OP Here

Roflmao... fucking kids, turn off hannibal and do your homework. Tomorrow's Monday.

how do you get away with it???

No I'm OP

He's the devil, or did you miss that part?

Kek. I love you Cred Forums

Car crushing mostly.

Kek

Hey, that's pretty good

Dude its bait.

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hi how are ya

>devil uses .45
soundcloud.com/chemical-toilet-1/memes-from-a-payphone

Holy shit the memes are converging
>intelligent nihillistic and a wicked sense of humour.
>nothin personnel kid

Dubs checked. Also why different calibers?

>don't have time to write time/date on paper
>is on Cred Forums

I know it's almost Halloween but go be spoopy with your facebook friends champ.

Okay here is your question....
On October 2nd, 2016 a 12 year old child attempted to pose as a twisted dark serial killer but failed miserably. On what forum did this child humiliate himself?

This

> Takes a selfie as a trophy
> has to either find pic on computer or from the camera.

Sense, this makes none.

I know you are probably some 15 year old cheetoeater, but I can't take that chance.

When they show up just tell them the truth and I'm sure it won't be that bad.

Just post proof you aren't samefag

The really boring answer would be this; I simply like mixing it up a little.

Most of the time I used my hands and knives. When I like them to go for their last big run, I like to use a gun. Mostly my M1911 my father left behind before he passed.

well if this actually true, you are really fucked.

did you not read? they were white, not black

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You're not incognito you're going to get hacked!

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You fucking retard you literally took a pic of yournown bathroom. No one is going to take a pic of their own bathroom so you took a pic of her bathroom to show on Cred Forums? Haha you fucking sperg holy shit

but he's a leet haxor too

post info

do you not like, cringe at what you write after you typed it? btw, check em

I hope so. If not he's going to have a bad day.

Wait for it guys. He is trying desperately to form an origin story from the passing of his father, this should be fucking hilarious

Link me to an obituary/missing report or you're full of shit

>It's a proccess that takes me around 2 weeks to a month. Due to my expertes in my past occupation, I have a system.
>I monitor them throughout the weeks. The key points being the following.
>Where they live
>What time they get up
>What time they leave the house in the morning
>Who they socialise with
>What time they pick up their kids
>What time the Husband comes home
>What is their occupation (Cops and Military personnel are a no go, since they more than likely have firearms at home)
>What path they take home
>etc etc.
>Using the following method I find a chink in their armour and create a plan.

FBI trainee and potential CIA employee on day and this screams bogus and fictitious in every way. The sense of edge is strong with this one guys...

did you just /thread yourself faggot?

Yawn

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Wow so edgy, fkn neckbeard

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If you degenerates have no creative and interesting questions to ask in the next 5 minutes, I will be leaving and not returning. You will not be hearing from me again.

Ahhhhhhh

You have not one single, solid piece of evidence to back up your claims, Mr. Serial Killer

Leave already OP your story was lame/pathetic anyway.

OP is a lying cunt mother fucker.
Post your victims you master baiter

What makes you choose to murder women? Why do you choose young women as opposed to old men?

That's the beauty of this thing out ours. You don't have to believe me.

Because women are worse than pigs.

What's your mom cooking for dinner? Don't you think a 40 year old man should have his own place and not live in his parent's basement? How many abba albums to you own? Have you ever seen a pussy up close in real life? Do you like chicken tendies?

You sound like some sort of faggot.

Kill yourself you faggot 12 year old no one beleives you

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen because I agree entirely.

If you losers don't believe me, how come you're still all here flocking at my feet, begging me for my attention? Do you like having me as your master? Would you like to be my slave?

Can you explain this? Why are they worse than pigs? What is roughly the age range of victims? (like 20-30, or narrower like 20-25)?

>Killed over 30 women
>Picture of the last victim
>Titled 'Number 30'
>Mfw

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Whats it like being fucking delusional neckbeard

Why is it?
They didn't pay any attention ?
Your mother used to blow you after hitting you ?
You have a 1 centimeter dick ?
Poor sad fucked up man that has to abuse woman to feel powerful.

what is the most common reaction you've seen from your victims?

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Oh my fucking sides, we are still here because we know how fucking stupid you're going to feel about this whole charade if and when you hit pubertu amd learn about self recognition. You're the pathetic fool desperately trying garnish attention and praise with a story my own kids would scoff at.

go kill some niggers instead please

First they laugh at me, because of my stature. Then when I pull my .45 out, they fear me. And I feel powerful because of it.

do they run? how long before you shoot?

Twelve year old boys are pretty laughable in stature, and a penis that isn't even a half inch long can be a terrifying sight to behold.

I only allow few a chance to run. (Mosty into rural woodland areas)

Most that I pick up in my taxi I divert destinations and take them through a long route.

Most run for around 2-5 Minutes. To me this is the most exciting part, because I know theres a possibility they can escape and reveal my ID. But they do not make it. Based on my skills I aquired from my past occupation.

Skills?
Dude take your meds or kill yourself

You fucking idiot. he meant google image search

You keep trying to plant the bait of some "cool" former occupation...
but, no one cares.
You've made too many mistakes in your stories.... time to go back to your XBOne and play more CoD.

YOU fucking idiot. I mean post results from the google image search.

Somebody better call Holder and Linden, they'll solve this mystery

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artistic works of fiction and falsehood

It's the same kid who tried to convince us that he held the secrets of time travel and was responsible for the end of the world on September 11th 2000, we just don't realize it yet because our souls are being kept alive in a simulation. One shitty ripoff after another, not to mention the levels of convolution.

We have internet in purgatory?
Who knew?

Apparently this kid (op)

I've killed over 30 OP's. Ask me anything.

2 more minutes and this thread is going down.

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I've killed I don't even know how many of my future children through the savage art of masturbation, ask me anything!

Pretty sure his mother called him down for supper anyway

You know for a fellow hunter you sure did leave yourself traceable. I wonder if this is intentional?
Guess I'll ask you in person.

ok Jihn.

What is 9gag?

>socialise

That's the Non-American Spelling......

Oh... I'm sorry Philbert, although you did answer in the form of a question the answer we were actually looking for was...wait... what's that? My panel of experts are telling me that you actually may be correct. That trash may have been posted in multiple places!

What is Reddit?

Experts are also saying that is an acceptable answer, hell let's switch over to family fued and find the top answers on the board!

How long have you been doing it?

They're dino nug nugs

ITT: Op is just b8ing and getting off on his pathetic murder fantasy

Finger in pooper with timestamp

Well I actually just started this afternoon after I met tgis really cute emo chick who cuts herself and is obsessed with killers. I haven't actually done anything yet but I've been fantasizing about being the kind of man she likes all day today and just had to try to "feel" the persona ya know what I mean. I'm going to give her the first chapterof my story tomorrow morning in 6th grade english period .

Good answer. Good answer.

he also plants a flower inside of them

And attempts to barely keep them alive and grow mushrooms

Spidey Thread pls

My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious, son?" Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?

Satans trips and I'm wearing that fuckin t-shirt! You have won my internets for the day. On that note I'll stop giving baby hannibal a hard time

>trips

Or should it be the ungodly quads

Isn't that Alyssa Bustamante?

Who the fuck kills with a .45? That makes a lot of sound.
Your Job is p.i

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You monstehow can you live with that?

Need slaves for the afterlife and all that jazz.

Hey guys he's a fake one. Time stamp with your gun to prove you're real.

I said before, no time for time stamps

Why not fag?

So, you're a serial killer but you don't keep trophies? I call bullshit.

>FBI trainee and potential CIA employee on day

>be op
>be 12
>get picture of older sister
>see scary Cred Forums stories on leddit
>post and pretend to be Hannibal
>get attention parents never gave me

edgy.