Bored af and avoiding an assignment, wassup Cred Forums

Shoe on head

show me yours and ill show you mine

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Togtfo

...I see potential. But I need to see more. Preferably that tight cunt.

>implying this guy is passable
>implying trap threads aren't cancer
sage

The dubs have spoken!

So many posts, so few tits.

TOO MANY DUBS

TOGTFO

whitnessed

I'll take a double please.

did i do it right?

timestamp and both of them

With this get you must show us a tit.

Now more.

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That's a nice tit

You really need a timestamp you cuck?

MOAR

man i deserve something out of this - i wanna know about how many times do you guys fap a week on average? 5 anwers and another boob pic will appear

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thanks m8

Serious potential. Show me that perfect little snatch that I so desperately want to stick my tongue into.

I fap about 10 times a week

2-3 times.

Once every morning when I wake up. Gotta start the day right.

>File: Photo on 3-10-16 at 10.27 am.jpg
Auckland Confirmed.

7-8

we don't actually fap. we think it's immoral. plus we don't wanna get blind. we just kinda brag about it, you know OP?

4-5

shit man, do you worry about death grip? - whats your poison? what kind of porn?

Hi from Spain, New Zealand!

Mambo kings

Write little brothers fucktoy above your tits so we can see the smile and your tits in the same shot

Recently only 2/3, but it used to be a solid 7

What's death grip?
I'm a fan of desperation wetting vids, clothed masturbation, and thinking about my hot co-workers

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why you gotta get creepy on me man?

Kiwi gril?

holy shit, I want her to fucking crush my pelvis

Hola Mi Amor, Yo Hablo un poco de español. Como estas?

soundcloud.com/chemical-toilet-1/memes-from-a-payphone

I summon boobies

7ish. Not every day but sometimes twice a day. Not including sex with my wife 3-5 times a week.

Bien, ¿y tú?
¿De dónde eres?

Everyday unless I stay away from home.

Faggot

Summon Boobies and they will be summoned elmo

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get yourself on cam
> icanhazchat. com/tog
use puffin browser if you're gonna use your phone, otherwise any browser on computer

Once or twice a day. Skipping days gives stronger results but it's not really worth it.

good job fem user

spread asshole plz

peace, those are some of the ugliest tits I've ever seen kek

buen jaja soy neozelandes , quiero visitar Espana, pero en febrero fue sudamerica - argentina y uruguay

Now we need that azz

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good girl femanon, is the time for the ass

i like butthole pics better but meh nice tiddies babe

tits look pretty nice! how about showing what else you got?

thanks man, show me your titties now

Fancy going on tinychat?

14-18 twice or more a day. i have a problem. :^)

I like these boobies

You've never seen titties in real life Brian.

I want to see that fat ass in a nice thong, please.

5/10 boobies
Post a picture of your butthole

damnnnnn

Nice set of lactation devices

Pretty sure Op is underage, lets call tge fbi

Now cunt or get the fuck out. Faggot.

How about you just piss off instead.

Show your feet please OP.. or butthole >w<

hehe

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where you go to hard on him and when it comes to the business with an actual human orphus, he cant cum

I can last about an hour now during sex though so i guess i got something out of it.

Tu hablas mierda. Faggot.

shit man - thats the nicest thing anyones ever said to me lol jk

¿Neozelandés o neozelandesa? soy de Barcelona, ¡muy recomendable! aunque si vienes a España visita también Granada, Sevilla, Galicia (Santiago y otras...), País Vasco y Asturias, además de Madrid, claro.

Delet this

I summon ass

rude

Devuelvan el oro and post more

My cock is even ruder.

JAJaja neozelandesa - lo siento me espanol es mal jajaja. Aye gracias!

Can you fit a couple of fingers in your ass so I can fap to that and your nice tits

oh really - how bout u show me how rude?

Pues si quieres quedar, tomar una birra y practicar español, ya sabes... pero no sé como podemos pasarnos el contacto sin que más gente lo vea. :P

No clit pic OP? put your cam between your hot legs and take a photo of your wet pussy! Please :o)

not underage m8 - promise

Prove it, show us your cute face

This

Prove it with something an underage person wouldn't be able to know.

Show us the booty

ye he had right

No está tan mal tu español, por cierto, ¿Qué edad tienes? (escríbela en letras, así menos gente lo entiende, jeje)

jajja unas birritas y unas tapas? dile al NZ que se venga pal norte de pintxopote!

like what?

Write "Lucas Lopez" on your tits

¡Eh! que se lo he dicho. :) No he recomendado sólo Barcelona. ¡Aupa!

Is this OP? I'm so confused kek

nop

gracias, creo entiendo tengo diecenueve anos

Roll

nope

Hä? What?

@OP. Nice Tits. I love them. What about a clit pic? Or a pic of your hot butt?

OP rate muh dick

I thought not. Think we need an OP pussy shot

nice dubz cunt but im not showing face - too scareddd :(

Disgusting looking

oh so we don't see your ass yet, fix that op

honest rate - 7/10 - i think you should keep the hair but trim around the base and balls :)

Write "Franco fue un héroe" on your knee

Yo veinticinco, ¿te apetecería quedar si vienes a Barcelona? :) te puedes quedar a dormir en mi sitio, o en otro y te enseño la ciudad y alrededores.
Si te apetece, ¿cómo podemos seguir en contacto?

Please KYS

Who is this semen demon?

Fucking kek if this is OP

It wasn't. Never mind

>58
>Nice dubs
Nothing's going to happen besides from some fat neckbeards fapping to you,

A quién le importa, en España no somos tan de tabús como los anglosajones. ;)

Who is this seminal vestibule.

ill fix it if i get more interesting info cunt

Fuck you I don't have a neck

Who is this sperm sponge?

Please help Cred Forumsros. Dog is dying.
Help here please.

Yeah, the pic was before regular haircuts.

me - first time being called that - kind of love it

post asshole you little semen demon :>

cute nick names guys - youre all so creative

Need pussy please. Gotta get some good JO material

Fuck off fag

Keep sucking, your dad is totally going to fly out of the end of some dude's sick.

fuck man sorry bout your dog

Dumb bitch doesn't even know about that meme.

If OP is a girl, post a pic your Date/timestamp with the message "Eeny Meeny Macka Racka Rari Dominacka Shickapoppa Dickywhopper Rom Pom Stick" while point at your knee-cap *Bonus points for drawing a face on said knee-cap*

Dude for what it's worth I'm really sorry about your dog

okay - i want some info on what porn you guys like and some fucked up shit that you have jerked to then. I think i deserve that.

- Semen Demon

I watch horse porn. I don't know why it turns me on seeing a girl suck on that huge horse cock.

teach me then - educate me from one memer to another

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I mean just about anything straight really. I'm usually pretty vanilla but sometimes I like weird pussy insertion or public stuff [spoiler]the worst stuff I like is skullfucking [/spoiler]

not bait just living it up with my new nick name

Lots and lots of stepmom/stepsister stuff. Also love facesitting, especially with Jada Stevens and Alexis Texas.

Shemale solo vids

gtfo u attention whoring ugly piece of shit. I look at that pic and I know you are ugly.
meh. nothing spectacular here
baaaergghh now that is disgusting. you fat piece of shit.

FOCK OFF COW FOCK OFF COW

FOCK OFF COW

FOCK OFF GOAT

FOCK OFF U DONKEY

FOCK OFF U WARTHOG

FOCK OFF U MOLE U SHITSTAIN

>just fock off
>k thx bye

The fuck is a memer? Sounds fucking retarded. Go back to tumblr you fucking faggot.

Kys

I watch my home made porn mostly.
BDSM mostly humilation and i love seeing girls choke on my dick and take a cumshot on thier face

Incest piss scat furry and that kinda shit

Feet?

mmm - can get with that i like a bit of skull fucking just as the guy is about to cummmm

Chubby is goody

heavy-r
.com/video/135944/Nude_Oil_Wrestling/
never fails

Also reallifecam for that casual nudity

Checked!!

Anything im in the mood for atm

Nothing is fucked up on Cred Forums hon.

Yes please. I'm sure you've nice feets.
Please take a buttom to top snapshot (feets direction pussy).

what the fuck is this?

Bestiality stuff. Horses, dogs etc is probably weirdest thing I've fapped to, or vomit porn I don't know. I watch that occasionally but for a regular fap I like to watch a certain few videos on phub, namely "the squirting queen return" "please don't tell my mommy" and "don't tell mommy". Also lelu love

niceeeee

Maddy?

>memer
please be joking

It's not the worst but the thing that I've felt the worst about is fapping to friends facebooks

This is your new assignment. You cannot ignore the dubs of destiny.

-whos asking..

so interesting

M'lady

static-media189.tumblr.com/post/149604786126/

I am not nice.
Also sharpie in pooper ftw

If dubs do this

Please any pussy. I'm sure it's cute

No hamburger there, you brazifaggot

Please

No dubs just do it

here you go, fagit

Are you guys retarded. look at the timestamp. it's outdated.

dubbiseteppi

dat shellcode, glad I did wget first

Did you put down the date 10/3/2016? Are you in the future user with the boobies?

i am hahaaah

America feg

Stay dry pupper

she is probably in the +1h or more timezone

she's already done
her shitty homework

local time here in Guam is 8:24am, hafa adai!

1/day like most guys

Depends on if I'm right

Hey OP I wrote you a rap poem:

>Yo yo yo just fock off you fat shit

>Why dont you fock off you fat shit

>I have never seen an ugly fat like

>Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo fat shit.

chore of black kids in the background singing:
>You never nice baby
>You never good baby
>You are just a fat shit baby
>there is noooo baaaaaabeeeeeeee like a fat shit baaaaaybeeee

back to me
>yo baby look like a donkey from the back

>yo look like pumba from the front

>yo never nice yo never goood

>because pizzaface is neverrrr truuuee-ue-ue-ue looooove

chore in the background
>faaaat shiiieet bajbeeee

i think ive got a cute pussy

I love incest porn, although I would never actually fuck my sis.
Also I love panty fetish stuff. Would love to see a pic of you in panties.

>plz delet my raging boner

compulsive-obsessive fapping is when you fap more than twice per month.

Show feet please op?

here you go

keep telling yourself that while you bum boys, priest

I like watching a guy creampie in a girls ass while her pussy is getting licked by another girl, then she squats over the other girls mouth and deposits the cream pie, then the girls cumswap it back and forth a few times.

can you put 2 fingers in your ass now? I answered your question

Just fucking die. If you don't like it fuck off. You fucking cum stain I bet these and your tramp mom's are the only fucking tits you've ever seen you fucking little mong.

Nice quads. But still need more nudes of you

Checked but stil no timestamp

Same tbh

I see. I am in Colorado, home of the Rocky Mountains and the God of Gordinski. Don't forget the holy mother that wrote in the sky of 5/11. Now this all makes sense to me, because of this I shall make my first move as office by bumping burdinski in his man socks. Oh great Columbian nipple monster reveal whyith my gums hurt like the cancer? Did thoust show me thy anger?

Show us then

school is finished LBC, you work now.

5 to 7 times a week. always porn. sometimes fleshlight.

trying to reduce it though, have problems with keeping up my erection during sex

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SHOW US YOUR PUSSY YOU CUNT

Holy shit this user is a fucking retard

Pussy shot next!

Have fun failing your classes.

rape porn
murder porn
a picture of jesus christ on the cross
incest porn
beastiality

not scat though, never could successfully jack it to that shit

pretty much everything else though I've successfully busted a load to

>inb4 cat
VAG pls

Kek

do it

Trriiipps

okay if im gonna put my pussy out there im gonna shave and clean her for you one sec

Can't get Jesus or scat going, but snuff and stuff mhmmmm

A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M

Yeah right

Fine. Just deliver

>and clean
why wasnt it already clean you cretin

Sureeeeee

Boo, shaved cunts bore me

Before and after pic

THIS

actually once per month is clearly "excessive fapping".

fapping is not natural because it's a response to a problem (unwanted sexual arousal) that normally should not exist.

but - for science - let's arbitrarily state that fapping is a response to "no sex".

Then, since sex is biologically intended for procreation, and since a woman's maximum fertility day only happens once in a month (~28 days), then fapping once per month already means you're desperately craving for sex in the biologically reasonable day of the month. That is, you already maxed out the problem.

We're talking here about biology, not religion.

>TL;DR: a real priest would never allow you more than zero fapping in a lifetime.

would be pretty neat, but my gf takes forever to fucking do this, she knows i dont like a hairy snatch...then whines that i want her to shave it.

hey I prefer hairy

what are you fucking gay

hair = germs
better to get them before they start growing any.

then you should shave your neckbeard.

I have seen more tatas than you will ever see. you got low standards mate
no I am not and I gonna write another poem for this pumba lady
kekilus maximilianus - not.

Hey op Your beauty inspires me for another poem. here it goes:

>hey fat girl in the dark disco

>I am so glad you are hereeee

>without you those ugly pakis wouldnt get any fat shit

>your low standards are a blessing for the wicked

>beautiful pumba girl in the front row

>your lips are like rotten turd stung by a bee

>your ass like a tractor

>those pakis will love your fat shit

>ooh beautiful pumba girl in the front row

>Im so glad u are here

>you make every other girl a blessing

>thank you fat shit pumba bae

yes. But men's fertility cycle is not 28 days.

shaved = pedo

>unwanted
except it is wanted
youre full of shit

>woman's maximum
completely ignoring the fact women are fertile all the time, nice. maximum is irrelevant really, for humans at any rate. not accepting cop outs like old women

>We're talking here about biology
well youre trying, and failing

>a real priest
because "real priests", "real muslims" and that are things

hairy = likes hairy chested men

There are a lot of fertile days on the vagina cycle. Masturbation is natural. "Not a response to a problem" doesn't mean "unnatural". Sex is not only procreation, it's also recreation and social bonding.

This is one of the flimsiest baits I took.

What you think of feet?

you forgot that fapping has nothing to do with fertility

im well shaved, and in what way are those two things related?
i thought the stereotype was that the majority of neckbeards were whiteknights, and pedo's were either a running bear or had creepy mustaches and own a windowless van.

nice trips and nice pus - heres mine straight out the shower

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You actually are a fucking spesh arent you. Why did the hospital let you leave? Are you okay to be on your own or do you need someone in case you start to die?

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better germs than pedo.

also, hairy is natural, shaved is unnatural.

also, hairy is always good, while shaved is only good soon after shaving (when there is no sandpaper effect)

fat

thanks for the close up, that toe knuckle hair looks wierdly thick

Whoa.nice and squeaky clean Put a finger in it

or fat neckbeards

Moar please. I'm assuming this is OP

OP just wait a lil more and I will write another poem for your cunt wart.

What are you, a fucking Hobbit?

That title, fresh from shower hahahahah

>>unwanted
>except it is wanted
>youre full of shit

fake and gay.
if it was "wanted", then the guy should be able to "want" the opposite.

that ain't true.
a fapper cannot "want" to stop fapping - it's way harder than stop smoking.

>ignoring the fact women are fertile all the time

fake and gay. women's fertility level is variable, and only peaks one day in ~28 days.

>well youre trying, and failing

fake and gay strawman & ad hominem

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>opens the box
>its cheese pizza
>Cred Forums is now excited, mods are mad

>Masturbation is natural.

fake and gay.

it's like saying that "drugs are natural" - true, from a slightly questionable chemical point of view.

no context.
so neckbeards are either nice but overweight and have bad hygiene...or they look to molest children?
oddly enough, i don't think i have ever seen a big fat obese child molester... you think its because they cant keep up with the kids?

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Op wanna make some money via a private skype chat?

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>You need to stop.
>You cannot rhyme or sing.
>Your autism doth bleed into every other line
>And it's embarrassing.

I don't know if you take medication, or suffer from delusions of grandeur, but you need to stop while you're elbow deep in the spaghetti.

what the fuck am i looking at?

well how many child molesters have you met,and why do hang out with them?

wtf the girth on your dick boi is about as thick as a coke can. the ladies must love that

here is my face -- do you like my new hat?

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kek, i meant on the news, and just 1 ive met, cant get her locked up.
if she dose not leave my life, i very well may shoot her.

I can write poams therefore I am OK.

I am here my pumba love. let me present you my greatest gift so far:
the pussywart poem

>Hello miss gonorrhoea

>Khaleesee of the cunt moles

>my stars and hamburgers

>collection of warm fat and stds

>my favourite snack is you

>fat shit babe fat shit babe

>dont leave me alone

>let me make traditional missionary sexxx to you

>let me kiss that fat mole my dearest pumba

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Rate my dick please op

Top kek

I think that's because it is a coke can.

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did she fiddle your fudge hole when you were a kid or something.

I know its not finished but Im working on it I swear.

niceeeeeee cock seriously ummm im gonna go jerk off to that - 9/10

Animals without religion or moral code do it
youtube.com/watch?v=6T9GXyoEjUc

kek
her neck friction might light her grease soaked hair on fire
alternatively we could hook cables to her piercings, have her waggle her jowls and harness the friction to charge batteries.

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now, we're all talking about autists, aspies, retards, niggers, jews and faggots. but you actually are all these things. how old were you when you got your asperger's diagnosis? what about muh autisms? when was that?

Not op I'm guessing but thanks user, kek.

its OP ill prove it

shes my mother, and yes...something like that, now i have a little sister to look after, and now shes poking her nose in where it doesn't belong again...

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>mfw you assume males are a monogamous species.

How?

>implying