So Cred Forums is shutting down by the end of the month. How do you guys plan to kill yourselves?

Not like there isn't a hundred other chan clones to migrade to.

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Shit, they should just allow ads. Think of the money Cred Forums and you could make if there was some kind of revenue sharing where an ad appeared on every post you made

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Not every website wants to be associated with place that has horse dicks and cartoon children being fucked posted every day user.

I'll shoot myself, then my epitaph can read "at least he got the guy who shot him".

Winter is approaching lads... And it isn't looking good.

Why do I have the feeling that stupid chink that moot hired to replace him has something to do with this?

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they should limit the amount of posts you can make a day to like 30 or some shit per ip and then make u pay to Post more. id pay

We've had ads for years. It hasn't worked.

gook mook will save us lads

Its because of Hillary Clinton.

Hillary cliton

It's not gonna shut down you fucking spoon

>you fucking spoon

>waist of time
It shows ya pleb

Also, it'd stop the shitty spam threads

you
fucking
SPOON

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Martin shkreli will save us

Maybe he'll buy it

.. and then we'd only have to pay some ten bucks per post, and 20 if a photo is added. 50 to start a thread, of course.

entering the board for lurking, will only be one buck per daily visit though.

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I would buy the site. My family are millionaires my grandpa had lots of money.

DO EEEEEEET FAGGOT

Consider this...

Why has file sizes allowed been halved?

not halved, man. Just, scaled a bit.

This would stop kids from posting.

well they were 2mb originally, but yeah even moot bitched about not being able to keep 4 chan afloat. he prolly sold it because he was tired of losing money.

Would they even let me buy it? Thats if i can even get the money from my family.

I pmsl! (Pee'd myself laughing) Caught me totally off guard. How do you 'like' or 'upvote' a comment on here?

I mean, there's other places to look for porn...

Will this Hell finally be over?

idunno brah, write gook mook hiroshimoot and ask him, maybe he'd be glad to fork it over for a good sum.

I doubt it. If I had a dime for all the times this place has been declared terminal, I'd be able to buy it myself.

Which one is worth using instead of Cred Forums though?

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We could start a go fund me page or a kickstarter.

>Cred Forums is shutting down by the end of the month
Fook yew!

eight

Cred Forums
(2003-2016)

you will be missed

Mook failed us
Like we knew he would

Lmao with what money?
>Neckbeard funds
>6 dollars, 400 goodboypoints and a cumsock

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turn off dubs again, problem solved

gook should set up a donation drive like Jimmy of Wikipedia. A big picture of that jap just staring you down, with a countdown of the total amount and ability to paypal $1 or more.

Also, start a patreon.

i adblocked that shit on wikipedia, faggot

>turn off dubs again
what in the shit would that help? Wanna reintroduce word filters again, also?

roody-poo candy-ass

You're a dumb cunt.

>roody-poo candy-ass

Don't know why but i got an honest KEK out of that one.

fuck you faggot it would drop post numbers

fuck off newfag

no

If this place does shut down; it's been an honour serving with you gentlemen.

we aim to please newfriend
no fuck you faggot it wouldn't do shit all for fucks sake, Eugene, we've talked about this.

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>mfw you got dubs

Who gives a shit. One less cancer will be on the internet

>by the end of the month
Worst birthday ever

better to burn out, than to fade away.

"and nothing of value was lost`"

you too Cred Forumsro

Post my address

Rise up, gather round, rock this place to the ground

I'll miss the fluffy threads most of all.

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eightchin knows now

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>-Halve the traffic cost
>limit uploading image sizes
>use slower servers.
>close some boards

its simple, delete all the porn boards
we have plenty of porn on the internet already, we dont need it on Cred Forums

or just get rid of Cred Forums since it creates more traffic than all the rest of the boards combined.

i need /d/

All the other boards are shit. Delete pol.

>666

That will get rid of all the BBC and traps threads..... I'm liking your idea user.

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Fire a bunch of janitors. There, more money

well in all fairness Cred Forums is total garbage too. plus it has no real purpose

but those threads are only on Cred Forums

This, we already have every type of fucking porn on Cred Forums already, just add the sound webms from /gif/ and you can do away with every single porn board on the site, and nothing of value will be lost.

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Cred Forums will not go gentle into that good night.

Janitors don't get paid you fucking absolute walnut

This. Traffic will be cut 60% easy if porn is banned

Go to an american public school.

You're telling me people do that on their free time? Fuck that..
Oh well guess they can stay then. Now let's ban porn and save 4chinz

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well fuck that's the only worthwhile thing left here.

Create a shell company that seems legit and do Patreon.

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Hey! We do important work here

hold me

Dump the rest of what you got, if Cred Forums IS dying, I at least want to extend my pixel porn collection.

SPOON!

ageofshitlords.com/Cred Forums-will-probably-shut-soon-folks/
incase you guys want to read up on the situation

Here's an idea

>print money
>scan it into moots bank account
>kill moot
>fund the Chan forever

yeah circle jerks are really important.

What adult whacks it to images? They don't so might as well ban porn

I'll dump my collection so others may profit.

Fucking jap chink

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Not only do they do that on their free time, they also have set schedules for when they troll their respective boards while keeping in touch via irc and shit. Like a fucking job.

Im a newfag lol

apparently alot or else we wouldn't have fuckton of threads here, besides what's going to take the porns place?

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Got sauce image? This reminds me of the Sh0e0nHead nudes, which turned out to be fake.

I don't know about you, but I for one am sick and tired of hate speech that only serves to marginalize oppressed cultures.

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ha ha ha ha no

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nah i dont have the source sorry, just look up boxxy bubble porn and try there might be a before and after picture

half my images are too big..

Where's the like button on this site? Same here bro, it really ain't what it used to be.

You are bad and you should feel bad.

Well this is depressing, I already fucking have all of these. Plus some others that I can't fucking post anymore.
Same, and this is the only one I haven't seen yet and isn't in my folder. thanks.

Maybe we should start a new chan with invite only. Return to what Cred Forums used to be.

Spooky is right. The ride never ends.

why bother with a shell company? cant Cred Forums just have a patreon?

or we could do that thing wikipedia did a while back and just have an open donation for the site to keep it running

By becoming a feminist

Prob go shit post on reddit

What exactly changed? Did the cost of something change? Did the prices of servers go up or something? Why can't we just keep doing what we used to?

amen

option 1 and 4 seem the best

>Reintroduce word filters

Nigger they never left.

New admin is a huge cum-guzzling retard. Proof me wrong

I feel marginalized, where's the puss

Open donation should be a thing, but we already have Cred Forums pass, but the Patreon idea MIGHT work. I doubt it though. Patreon is made so that single people, or small organizations can fund themselves. Like small youtubers who don't get enough from ad revenue, or feminists cunts who get too much from ad revenue. I don't know if it would work for a website, like Cred Forums.

this man is italian

They would never do us a favor like that. You know how many people have been trying to leave here for years?

If Cred Forums gets shut down we need to go out with a bang. Perhaps an event rivaling the independence day invasion? Whatever it is it needs to be loud and say "We're not gone, we're just somewhere else now".

No I mean price wise. Even if admin is a fuckup he could just keep the same revenue model that moot had.

The fact you just said nigger means you're retarded

>Ads don't work well
Not when they're advertising the fucking J-list they dont

does anyone know some good sites to relocate to?

There's no place like DesuDesu, every other site is full of shitty cultural sheeps though
Sad. Jpg

Moot always said that Cred Forums actually doesn't make enough money to maintain itself. Nothing's changed. New guy just doesn't have the same passion or some shit I guess I dunno.

head to 8 chan. the image size limit is much larger.

quads have spoken

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what other legit company would want to be associated with 4 chan?

i know that

Don't you love replying to random posts?

You OK?

Where will you guys head to if this place dies?

Honestly, i wish another exodus would send people there. The times that it was active and not completely overrun with political bullshit were amazing. Reminded me of when i first started visiting imageboards.

Programming forums

What if /mlp/ is one of the boards to go? They'll surely team up with the furries and migrate here, Cred Forums will look like fucking Sweden by the end of the month!

every social media website to troll normies.

HEY, THAT'S UNCALLED FOR YOU STUPID RACIST FUCK. Chinese are chinks. Japs are slopes. Get it strait, fuckmeat.

apology for bad english

when were you when Cred Forums dies?

i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr rings

‘Cred Forums is kill’

'no’

Meatspace. This site is one of the last attachments i have to my old neckbeard self. The ride never ends.

if Cred Forums goes done, we should all go to reddit. That's a newish site I found last week; it's actually really neat.

Pegida?

OP, I'll go back on the deep, cc

The fact that you just said the fact you just said nigger means youre retarded means youre retarded.

dude wat

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The oil crack has been dank. Love smoking heroin too?

>how to upvote

>check the box next to the post
>hold down the canooter key, and tri-force key simultaneously and press up on your d-pad
>Skip your cuck ass on over to facebook with this faggotry

After reading this I became one

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we could all fart in unison

Thats how important commas/quotations are.

Gentlemen, It has been a privilege shitposting with you tonight.

>Seconding
>Topkek
>Wasting laughing matter on a newfag appropriated by cultural norms

8chån is a fucking mess

>implyng mlp is in any way relevant these days
Nah, they should totally do it. We'll be ok.

Privilege???
>Checked

>bang

American pickerfag

Been here since '94, sad to see this site go
I remember when it was it only moots mum spamming cooking recipes and the image size limit was 2tb.
Fucking best days of my life

They should just close the unpopular boards and lower image sizes

What

>Meatspace
the old word for the enigmatic, exotic and frightening world of IRL.

you must be a genuine oldfag, user.

I salute you.

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He did well

>Japs are slopes
that shit is older than me brah, japs are nips.

I'd rather go out literally clubbing

maybe mass suicide can save Cred Forums, - all oldfags try it

Hahaha no. This board needs to go.

Close the porn boards and /mlp/. They'll almost definitely move to Cred Forums, but we're already used to that cancer. Maybe the pony porn will scare off newfags.

He's being satirical and sarcastic

he's an oldfag, Jimmy. That's what he's saying.

.. I've been on here since sometime in 1988, so I know how he feels.

it would actually be nice to look down at the bottom of the page and see 10 great boards instead of 60 dead ones. all those small topics would navigate back to Cred Forums and make it a better place with more diverse conversation

>meanwhile in Cred Forums

Desudesudesu

so am I

how do you know?

"Here"?

nu-uuh

Oh

Try pulling a plastic bag over your face. Just as satisfying.

Satan speaks and he is righteous.

we don't like diversity round these here parts, you fucking yankee jew coon loving scumbag communist libtard feminist faggot

so there

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yes, here.

right
here

.. what part of the word "here", is evading your understanding, user?

reported your comment.
There's no need to act like a retard to other people.

I totally didn't write that

Maybe the "e"

Im not an originalfag, and when i started, I was underageb&, but ive been here for WAY too fucking long.

This place, and imageboards in general, become a curse.

faaaaggggoottt

>act like a retard
reported for ableism

check your privilege shitlord

u fucking poltard lmao gtfo this is hiroshima2.0 and Cred Forums is your fucking tokyo bitch you are fucking dead kiddo

Nip is short for Nippon. That's Japanese for Japan. Not exactly an insult. Lurk moar, gnufig.

ya-huh

oh, right.

I don't quite understand "e" either, so I can't help you there.

consult your physician and/or priest.

A curse of being a real fucking human that is

By grabbing my popcorn and a lawn chair, because this sounds like it's a thread I wanna stick around to see.

IDs would be an idea though

go back to tumblr, whore

This is long overdue. See all you faggots on Reddit.

>you fucking spoon

Literally lol'd.

No priests here,
Help yourself dark Lord

they become a curse, yes, but then... they become second nature, trivia and everyday routine.

this is who we are, user. At least part of what we are. Cred Forumstards.

if this place dies, it's legacy will eternal on the world wide web.

our legacy.

.. and OP will forever be a faggot.

Tell us more O ancient Wizard of Old!

no fuck you """heaven""" it is a stuping fucking idea anhd didnt even work stor trying to remove anonymoty from this website and go back to R E D DD I T

and take the cuck mods who wordfilter everything to try and censor words

I'll go back to eight chan.

nu-uuh

my brother was illegally retarded.

kek

I feel you

I know that, piebrain.

find a Japanese person, and adress them as "nip", see how that fares you goknick gnørfh.

you're a faggot if you're even considering leddit
btw it's not getting shut down you newfags
stop believing everything you read on here

"man, I hate this place"

top drawer friend, top drawer

Best insult tbh

no
fuck you no way

is that you, IDheaven?

fuck the shit right off

You're a nigger

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Yy

>"piebrain"

fagg

It's for the best. I've been here since 2003. You guys have caused the rape, murder suicide, and child molestation of thousands of people.

Then you failed Moot.

Ironically your hero Hirohito (LOL AND TRUMP) failed YOU.

This is *delightful*

its happening lads

Quality bait

not just a nog he's a fuckin spoonfag

fuck that and fuck the "e" imma go make me a sandwich

this they should change their layout

Aww, come back little fellow

wow I remember when you faggots were saying the same thing this time last year.

ssshhh

>fagg

queer

samefagging and people trying to call out people for it is so fucking cancerous, stupid and useless
Other boards can live with IDs, why can't /b do it?

people there are fucking cunts, they're nice and their Cred Forums is not fucking active

Those of us who have been around for a good while have traits that are great to have as second nature, but lets be honest, this shit? Most of the retards on this site who are newer are absolute trash. They dont know about snowden, or marblecakealsothegame, or anything else that makes us aware of whats actually going on. My experience with all of this feels more like a gestation period than anything to be proud of, and I just hope those who still manage to hold true to this boards original spirit manage to carry that over to the real world. It feels more like normie culture has perverted and destroyed everything any of us originally held value for, and instead chose to perpetuate stupid bullshit like bananas and cuck porn.

I know its melodramatic, but fuck this populace. I remember having creative fun on this site.

can someone give me a (You) in this thread?

When this fuck fest gets deleted we will just spill elsewhere into the cracks

no u

no.

only if you send me a pepe

Go back butters

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shut up, Eugene.

shut up.

I've been here since I was 11 years old (19 now) and this site is not getting shut down anytime soon. Don't believe OP's bait.

Fjørd ewe, English! You are the one who is the ball licker.

Dont worry are boy Martin Shkreli will save us

This will end up like twinkies did, the product will disappear with a swell of demand which will be picked up by someone looking to supply. Do you really think the name "Cred Forums" will fade so easily? Someone will take up the domain. Probably a rich user who's first act will be to shit up the site and ban what he doesn't like. After that it should go back to normal.

Or hiroshim00t could be a good owner and beg us for money. I'd throw in 5 bucks.

Wrong board /lit/fag
>Sincerely, Dylan Thomas

he's right you know

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I'm celebrate by having Vladimir Putin lick Gentleman's Relish of the anus of my best prostitute.

I'm sorry user, I'm sorry

I'm right here, man. Just gotta eat.

yeup
When the shit storm hits you best believe it will become active again.

>wut is time reference

fuck off

You murdered someone?

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Bon appetit my dude

What if they made it so you had to pay $2-5/month to post mandatory? It would weed out the faggots and probably do better than the shitty passes nobody wants.

WHO ON Cred Forums HASN'T!? WE SHOULD LITERALLY ALL BE GASSED, OUR BODIES BURNED!

>why can't /b do it
Cred Forums used to have IDs. The experiment was a failure as daily "roll for best ID" threads became popular..

I'm not a Jew though

thank you

Moot never made money on Cred Forums. It's always been a shit filled sinking ship full of the rats too fat and autistic to jump off. Don't worry, I know what I just called myself.

For whatever reason Moot was able to keep it afloat, but now they've added Webm support all this horseshit.

This is what we will see:

1) the servers WILL get shittier. Max upload size will shrink, load times will be slightly longer etc.

2) boards will be cut. Cred Forums needs to drop traffic, so they will drop offerings. The exact opposite of what most sites want to do, but Cred Forums isn't most sites, it is far shittier.

Now we MIGHT see some sort of cock gobbling shilling horseshit like Wikipedia asking for donations and begging for shekels. Unlike Wikipedia though nothing in this site has any value.

I do believe it was the subject of one thread on r9k last year when the Umpqua shooting had just happened.

Think about it. Most services like Sony and Xbocks and other shitheads make you pay to use the service. Why not Cred Forums charge $2/month or $24 bucks a year per person. That should be enough to solve the problem. And if you can't afford $24 a year, then you need a job or to fuck off anyways.

isn't it the same as get threads now?

Tldr

thnx fam

Ive been collecting pepes since they decided it was a white supremacist thing lol.