Waifu claiming thread

We will. Everyone in the world will eventually

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Eventually I will, as will you.

I'll convince you when I know you feel strongly about your 2-d pillow wife.

Yeah, but you should die sooner

ODOR
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I had a dream

what is life?

May I mind asking what that game is about?

Sooner than what? The earth ending? Before the year 2100? I probably will die before you considering you sound like an edgy 13 year old

I'm 14 and a half, please delete this

What?
Well I'd say that's wrong because I am, on the whole a good person
Apparently its similar to Risk, but without the card system

What was your dream Alice?

I mean I love my waifu and all but you know I'll take a break from my pillow wife every now and then for some 3-d shit boi.
A bitch
can u smell it

You don't love her if you see other women.

3D is good for nothing other than sex

Made me kek

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>can you smell it

Galil has been snail trailing

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Since i have literally no other use for this pic, im gonna post it here

what in the hell.. my dreams and desires can be both fulfilled by a quick bj and some internet love boi.
Well you may be right there dear friend. Forgive me woody for the mess im about to make.

Afternoon yuuki!

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How's it going? How was hangover 40k?

Forgot pic

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DONT YOU DO IT

You can't deport me anyway, i live in england

Nothing very interesting. Have you dreamed today?

Ay don't make me do a gun too!
Sup :3

Arthur Kirkland/England claim. Have to go soon just wanted to pop in.

I'll be leaving now. See you guys later.

Unfortunately everyone bailed, so I just spent the day painting models. Hopefully someone will be available for 40k in 2 weeks

goodbye

It was odd, an endless maze of doorways that always led back to the entrance door. Like P.T. almost

How's it going?

Aw, that's lame. That was something that always intrigued/annoyed me about 40k, that you have to make the models and paint them yourself.

I need to post here more

>Go to take out the trash
>See a white SUV pull up
>I go inside and look out the eyehole
>Someone obviously from a church gets out
>Forced to talk to him because he saw me
If I wanted to go to church I would be at the fucking church wouldn't I?

Pretty decent as far as lazy sundays go i haven't eaten and 12 hours or so though so that's a small issue.

I uh, sadly don't know what that is either...

>Captcha was Sun Umbrellas.
How often do they add new ones?

Please no

This.

Same man

Akeno claim. Spanks here.
celebrating another year with you neckbeard faggots

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I love it, assembling the models is a bit of a pain but I love painting them. I can see how it would be annoying to someone that just wants to play the game though.

Anyways, I need to drive back to campus now. Will probably be back on in about an hour or so.

Same, I'm gonna throw a frozen pizza in the oven and call it dinner

That and I don't want to spend the money on it when I hardly play tabletop games anyway. Drive safe!

Sup
grats, it's raining rn.

Diplomacy is a game about strategy, diplomacy and world conquering basically.You play as one of the seven superpowers of World War 1 in Spring of 1901.It has no elements of chance except for determining what power you start as, and it is your job to not only survive, but benefit from the war that will most likely ensue.
You do
You as well, I haven't talked to you before

not much studying hbu

>Best fox claimu

That sounds like a very unusual dream indeed. Mine was only noteworthy because I dreamed instead of having a nightmare.
>pets the fox

wow that's a great pic, and dope I recently had a ranch garlic sauce pizza w/ onion tomato and other veggies and chicken. #1
>mumei

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Mine has like pepperoni, sausage, bacon, and some other meats. And yeah, there isn't much fanart of Yuuki, but the ones that exist are usually really good

oh hi gun how are you

hello ran

hello alice

Hi qt

Yeah a lot of my friends that watch anime don't like SAO or the second season for various reasons I don't understand. I like Yuuki a lot but I just finished episode 16 and I'm stoked they converted qt sniper into an archer.
Pffff not much rn prly gonna make some french toast in a minute.

Yeah, archer Sinon is great, her design is fantastic. I think Mother's Rosario as an arc is the best overall. The writing, animation, plot, all of it is just fantastic.

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I'm good, just watching Men In Black 3, how're you man?How'd it go with that girl?

ODOR
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sounds good i would rather do that than study

im ok and the girl thing is going ok im just texting her with cassual talk

Its stranger than fiction, how you've decayed
It must be, so lonely, lost within your ways
Nice, you'll get her man.

If I may ask what is the joke here?
Yeah I'm taking the series slow it's definitely an anime that I don't want to rush. How was your day?

Pretty good, got the rest of my manga in the mail, and I'm about to watch some League of Legends World Championships. You?

Galil has a rancid vagina

How is best fox doing tonight?

Forgot pic again

Nice! What Manga did you get dude? I was gonna go to a chicks house and watch league and shit but my friend that flaked all day finally came through so idk.
Yeah though I want to get some junji Ito ill just save and get some for christmas
And you can smell it?

I'm fine, playing don't starve
I'm about to go hunting
How are you?

I'm afraid you replied to the wrong person

It's called A Silent Voice, it's about a girl who can't hear and a bully at her school who goes too far with the bullying. It's really damn good.

I'm doing pretty good. Playing some Terraria right now. Looking through places to try and get some more Feral Claws.
No, no mistake was made :^)

you two certainly know how to hold a grudge you ever going to get over whatever minuscule thing I did or just plug your ears and jerk each other?

Seems like a deep read is it a series? Reminds me of a book I read in school about a special needs kid who left home and got mugged and degraded along his way.
Yeah I've been putting shit off though so maybe I should do that stuff instead.

YOU MONKEY SEE, YOU MONKEY DO
YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING WHAT THEY TELL YOU TO
YOU'RE SUCH A PUPPET ON A STRING
YOU DON'T GET IT
I'm afraid that implying Galil is not the best fox is a mistake, its alright though, you just didn't know
Just ignore them man
Sounds sad tbh

Yeah. There are 7 volumes in total. The boy realizes his mistakes and is trying to make amends.

It's sad but sweet at the same time.

Gotta go, be back later

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I should get Terraria
pretty sure my computer could run it

I'm leaving see yall later er sumthine.

No mistakes were made, Galil is clearly a cat :^)
I think a potato could run Terraria. It's pretty neat. Much more fun with a group

roll

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It's because of you I'm broken
It's because of you I'm dead inside
I never asked to be here
It's because of you I'm godforsaken
I never wanted this
It's because of you I'm dead inside
Where did I go wrong? Who was I supposed to be?
No matter what I've done, you've always criticized me
What did I do wrong? Who was I supposed to be?
When it's said and done, will you remember me?
Goodbye
Very cute picture
Goodbye as well
THESE DIGITS ARE YOUR PUNISHMENT
Hello

Fuck the SAS looks so badass, wish I was a bong now

Tenryuu claimed

goodnight

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What digits
Sleep well user
Hello again

What up?
Is that the return of the salt?

>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

Ohayou~

Temporary

Pasta Boi

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Seasoning pasta, featuring TenTen.
There's too much salt.

Rory, Glad to see you.

There are a lot new faces.

Oh. Hows things been?
That there are.

>There are a lot new faces.

That is an understatement.

What's up anyway?

I just listened to Stocking talking to me about the new anons here.

Maybe there are just more identities behind the same face.

Reminder that Diplomacy needs more people
Play diplomacy(dotcom)
Search "Waifu wars"
Password:Cred Forumswaifu
>That mask
ABSOLUTELY HARAM
Those almost dubtrips you had
Just watching The Winter Soldier and making hot dogs, not much else

I doubt that, but I wouldn't be surprised either.

In the end, they just go and come. Don't know who's actually still here and who isn't.

It's never enough

It could be definetly worse.

Oh boy, if you'd know
>better?

Hello! I'm sorry if I missed a response from you

Anyone wanna wanna RP? I'll throw out some scenarios if you are up for it

Just lurk the thread for today. I'm sure they'll show their faces. Tho a looot of people did up and leave.

It needs more salt, doesn't appeal my tastes as how it is now.

>Triggered
>

Thing is that I'll need a full day free, and it'll be next week.
Though I think I'll be here more often from now on.

Yes, much better
Yeah I'll go first
*fucks ur but hard n sexylike*

Kawaii!!!

I just woke up and ate food. About to grind some MWO for the event running.
Cool, at least you're eating.
It could always be worse.

Cool, cool. Don't spend your only day off here on /waifu/ tho. Pop in and say hi, but don't waste your day here like I do.

Well, you know where you can get more salt

Tho my rum is doing wonders. And that tumor looking pizza i had yesterday...a wonderful thing.

Claiming the one and only

You're still alive?

Sounds usual. I'm pretty into WoWs lately.

That's right. I'll get drunk first and then spend all my day here.

Like in every supermarket?
But TenTen's salt top quality, Noire seal of approval.

Sounds like a comfy night if you ask me.

I fucking hate children so much
What does that mean?

Oh wow, didn't see you there. How you doin?
What made you come back?

What do you mean by that?

Galil!

Maybe we can build and murder together

It would be. Drinking and chilling on the deckchair. Must do it before it gets too cold.

New Ruby in thread?
Feel free to lurk around~

I know that my salt is top quality.

>How're you doing
It could be worse, just bored
>What made you come back
Feels and reasons. And boredom. But mainly alcohol.

Haven't seen you in a long time tho.

I didn't notice, I don't look at these things
I wouldn't worry toop much about it, If it was from me, chances are high it was a pointless comment
Hello
Maybe. I'm in a server right now so I would probably have to start over

I would but i can't rp

Claim

Everyone needs some.
And that's not the Ruby you're thinking of, he's coming back the 17th of October from boot camp.

I'm not a "new Ruby". I've been posting as Ruby for months, and before that as Kurumi / Ikaros.
I even posted all days this week.

You're confusing me for someone else. I think that Ruby switched or something.

Sup Alice~

Hello people.

>Best idol claimed.

Right on. I just want marijuana to be legal so I can smoke a joint on my patio without my neighbors raising hell. What real harm is there in smoking a joint on your patio? Hell, the weed even came from a LEGAL US DISPENSARY in Colorado. Well, whatever. What you drink usually?

I'm a cheap beer kinda guy myself.

I getcha, I getcha. Not like you wouldn't be welcomed back. Welcome back by the way. What you drinking on?

Damn straight boi Hell ye

Rum is good. Pizza is good. If I had money Id have more of both. Only got half pay last week due to the owner being in Bali for half a week.
It means that you have food. Food is good.
Its more that the event needs a kill most damage fromall classes of mech. And getting them for light mechs is annoying.

I'd have to get the game first

Oh, it's Noire
Best CPU and second best nep-girl

Hello, do you charge by the hour? How does this work

These kids are driving me insane
Ruby! How've you been man its been a little while since we've talked
Ah, foods pretty good yeah.

Hello Waifu!

hi shino

Well it's true that I haven't been posting that much since June. Though yeah I saw you with Ikaros long ago.

I'm not enough mentally strong to keep blazing occasional, so I'm stopping for quite some time.
Depends, could be wine, could be beer. But you'd probably find me with a mid-quality beer most of the times.

I see it's pretty shit then.
Good luck on your quest~

Only Yume degraded me to the third place...
Anyway, pleased to see you again.

Hay, Hay~

Is it already that late?

Bah

7 years old rum. It works.

Well, the tumoric pizza was hand made by me, it was pretty salty tbh

I likes me some wine. Mid-Quality? You mean stuff that is 10 bucks for a six pack?

I bet it does. I can't really do rum tho. I gotta stick to my Whiskey and Beer.

Im just in. Its generally free unless you want something a little extra.
I should get one that last match. I pretty much 2 shot an enemy assault.
I bet it was salty if you made it. Though salt is required for living. And what it looks like shouldnt mayter at all.

Hello NotMP5

Hello Ruby. Playing Terraria
This is true. Wait for it to go on sale, it happens fairly often

I believe we were talking about dreams weren't we?

Hello how are you?

Hi! I don't think we have met. how's your night going? you're so cutteee

Hi gali is best.

>Temporary
What a shame.

Tired

I have some whisky, but i mean, i'm open for new stuff.

But i eat enough salt for 5 persons/day.
I still wonder how i'm still alive.

Well, i have a lot of private shit to do until the ned of the year

It has! I've been busy these past weeks with exams but I'm finally free. Hopefully I'll be here more. Other than that, not much. You?

Oh, you did?
>finally someone who remembers me as Ikaros
What got you back into posting? Or you simply didn't have time?

Sorry, I guess. I do remember you though. It's been a while since I last saw you

How's that going so far?

qt

Going for some food, but I'll be back shortly. I'll try to reply after I'm back

Koumefag is lurking...

How is LA Noire doing?

For now, i'll play Driveclub

I need to put on some Eurobeat and get hektik skidz

>BTW I miss you in the Discord

>stellar claim
Never down a litter of whiskey in one night, it'll end up badly

I already did thta at least 7 times, you can't tell me what to do.

Only the breakfast the morning after is disgusting.

Yeah, I guess so. Time doesn't lie.
>Unless you forget to change the timezone after playing Kancolle

As usual, white wine because the taste of alcohol after a while sucks.
Only talking about bottles here, no tin can beers allowed.
Most likely it's 3-4 bucks for 3 bottles, and to make it worth it, it has to be a 9% strong lager...that's basically what I buy.

Good for you Rory~

Nope. I've been off the threads for quite some time, just seeing new anons hanging around.
My night is okay, I'm just wandering around house till I actually feel sleepy, you?

W-well, thanks~

Your telegram account is still with a pic of, and called Ikaros.

I just never felt like coming back here.

>Checked
I don't fucking know.

As if you were more wasted than me :^)

Meet me in outer space
We could spend a night
And watch the Earth come up

That is correct. My response wasn't really anything important. I wouldn't worry about it.
I can try to remember it if you like though
It's going.
I don't really do racing games. Is it fun?
>sorry :(
Spacebote

I was more adventurous when I was younger, now I just stick to what I like.

And I like cheap beer and good Whiskey.

Just drink a liter of water before you go to sleep.

>no tin can
BEERLITIST!
Nah but I feel that. I'm a broke mother fucker so I gotta buy the cheap stuff if I want to get drunk cause I can't get as drunk as I want to off three beers.

I... don't have a telegram...
>rip
Yeah, I feel you. I stopped posting around in may? Or so, then came back for some reason

What level of gear have you reached?

b r b

Get some sleep bby

Roodby!

We'll thanks for saying hi! I joined the thread around the end of june. So chances are we never met. Is it late where you live?

Another riveting night I take it, Boss?

hi

But i have better things to do than sleep

Of course.
I am quite busy myself.

Seems that went over your head, oh well

It's pretty fun
gotta slide around corners for style points

Fun times for sure
Everything is disgusting right now

I wish I could skip today

I mean, you seemed tired of my shit yesterday :^)

Sure, wanna meet up on a space debris?

Non-space acadien

I wish I did yesterday, the hangover is killing me

Mistakes were made, best operative

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How're you Shiro?
I've been doing well, nothing has really happened.
Never knew you were a HERETIC
Cute!Cuuute!CUTE!

>Galil

If dubs, I go back to Kirara.

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