Walk into your room

>Walk into your room
>Taylor Swift is sitting on your chair
Wat do?

Tell her to get the fuck up I wanna play video games.

Tell her to get the fuck out of my place I never invited her in here

can we have a Taytay thread?

Ask her to use my mouth as a toilet

Shoot her then call the cops

prob fuck er

Lock the door.

throw my glass of water at her

as she raises her hands to block, i spear her in the chair

pin her arms with my legs

pinch her nose shut so she has to breathe through her mouth

threaten to hock a loogie in her mouth

let a long gob drip down then suck it back up repeatedly

Call the authorities and sue the shit out of her for breaking and entering.

Settle out of court for a fuckton of money

???

Profit

Fucking newfag. The answer is always rape.

I'd force her to eat an entire bowl of hard boiled eggs

tell zeena to come clean!

I say
"What the fuck! Taylor Swift is in my room..."

and subsquently receive womyn 100x better quality

Ask her if she'd like a cup of tea and some popcorn

Taylor, I know its you posting this. We all know you come to Cred Forums

Don't hide it. Embrace it.

Also you should come hang out with my wife and me.

She fucking scares me, Id be freaked out and call the cops or something.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Tell her to fuck off and wait for the whiny song about it

Get religion because I would know there is a god and he loves me.

>pick up chair
>Shake her off

Oh shit son.

You won. You won at Cred Forums.

>call police
>have her arrested for B&E
>video tape her getting sexually violated in jail
>???
>profit

>>Walk into your room
>>Taylor Swift is sitting on your chair

tell her I jack off in that chair every night , sometimes while looking at pictures of her.

I've seen the evidence, god I wish it was true.

ask her how come her pasture varies so much from proper to poor.

R A P E
A
P
E

posture*

Lavey died in 97 and Swift Born in 89 fuck outta here

believe

I say: "Why are you still in my room?"

Then I sit on my chair and keep chatting with my Jihad bros.

...

Please CIA guy, dont get scared

I'm really sorry madam Taylor. I assure you I will pay the rent tomorrow.
>didnt expect that in nl they are so strict with the rent.
Thank you for your time. Good bye.

Hello, Cred Forumsreek here

escort her to the laundry room, explain her how I want my shirts ironed

ask her to get her boney no titty ass the fuck off my chair and send in a black chick with some booty.

Do a 360 and walk straight the he'll out of there.

Believing.

Anyone have the pic which tries to prove she browses Cred Forums?

Tell her to move.

geez there are hardly any regular girls here much less Taylor Swift. Maybe Queen Elizabeth comes here to look at rekt threads.

These

>do a 360 and walk straight the he'll out of there

kek

I ask her if i can keep the chair
I only have a couch

Ask her if she'd like something to drink. That's what you offer guests, you savages

Ask her for money... Lots of money.

>not apologizing for not being at attendance when a guest arrives before offering a drink

Calling everyone else savages wyd fam

she is a big pussy woman, so my microdick won´t do her much, so ask her to find a TYRONE

Call the popo.
Wait for popo.
Now i own a chair.

You would walk right into her retard.

Where'd my notebook, cds, movies, video games, and porn binders go?

Grab my gun and shoot her. Castle doctrine.

you got me there

Tell her that her music sucks, and then go to the kitchen and get something to eat.

Newfag detected

(you) and (you)

tell her i'd rather fuck Katy Perry, then walk out the door

Newfag

...

kek

fucking animal right here

...

Tell her I am a huge fan and she is my favorite Disney singer.

>/thread

>"911 emergencies"
>"Yo can you help me?"
>"What seems to be the problem?"
>"A stick-figure has usurped my chair"
>"Sir, this service is not a jok-"
>"It's Taylor Swift"
>"Oh... have you tried shaking her off?"

test

>test

Say what now?

ask her what she's doing

apologize for my tay tay shrines and cum bottles

Kick her right in the pussy

*lick

*dick

*falcon punch

no shit thats the point

Sit in her lap.

Tell her to go away I'm playing flight simulator

tell her to smash that mf like 100 xD xD xD

Shoot her in the head.

apparently youve never been here before but no one wins, no one wins ever.

remember to take my meds.

tell that to these DUBS

Kindly lead her back into the kitchen and tell her she got lost.

Tell her that she looks like my sister and then make her GTFO.

that poor man....

i stare in awe as i wonder if my cum stained chair will impregnate her

Subdue her and turn her asshole inside out with my cock, then sever her feet and make her watch me jack off with them.

I would keep her alive as my personal sex doll and feed her only food with my cum in it.

Get her a guitar and make her record an album for me after which I will promise to release her. After she finishes I would kill and dismember her and dispose of the body in the trash, saving a few choice pieces as trophies.

Post the album on Cred Forums

Only thing that has made me laugh in a while.
Thanks user

dfsdf

Get the fuck out of my room room room room room,
I'm calling the cops you goon goon goon,
Your music fucking sucks just like you too.
Over played
Over played

Wonder what she wants and immediately realize I don't care and ask her to leave before I call the cops

This.

Unless she bought the apartment development while I was out. That would change things.

Fuck her
Record it
Sell to vivid for a couple mil
Use money and fame to mingle with other celebs
Fuck others such as Selena Gomez
Repeat the above steps

...

Mindfucked

>Immediately lock the door behind me
>She gets scared
>Take off all my clothes
>At this point she gets out of my chair
>Tries to escape my room
>Grab her wrist and pull her to me
>Get her in a full nelson from behind
>Edge over to my desk
>Get chloroform rag
>Chloroform her
>Throw her lifeless body on my bed
>Strip her nude
>Flip her on her back
>Lick her entire body, head to toe (I just ate a big greek salad and garlic bread)
>Lay on top of her with all my weight (250lbs), to the point where only her legs are sticking out from under me
>Lick her face and make out with her sloppily for ~15 minutes
>Roll her on her stomach
>Stick it in and fuck her for ~45 minutes
>She starts to regain consciousness
>Fucking ROCK hard
>She opens her eyes and realizes whats going on
>starts to panic
>Struggles underneath me as i pound her harder
>She's on her back again
>Fucking her while she's struggling
>Press both my hands into her neck and start choking her
>She starts turning purple and her eye shadow is all over her face because of her tears
>As she struggles to take her last breath, I bust inside her, 10/10 orgasm
>Ease up my hands around her neck and she gasps for breath
>Bitch slap her so hard she is knocked out
>Tie her up in my rooms
>repeat this daily for months
>Get her pregnant
>release her back into the world

>(I just ate a big greek salad and garlic bread)

Yuck.

You sound like you've done this before.

I'd ask her how she got into my house.

Ask her why she came into the side door of a house in some NJ suburb. There's no reason to be in my room.

Check for candid cameras.

you just have chloroform laying around, just in case you need to rape a woman who was foolish enough to venture into your cave?

underrated

you don't?

I drop to the floor and start singing "Trouble" at the top of my lungs.

>Get the fuck up I wanna play some video games
>Either blow me while I'm playing or make some food

I would tell her to fuck off, this is a Katy Perry house

25 to life