Is it bad that literally all my shits are enormous?

Is it bad that literally all my shits are enormous?
most reach out of the toilet.

Honestly you should be proud

But it hurts and i'm worried something might be wrong with me.

birth is always painful. cherish your children, OP.

Poop lives matter, hey OP at least it don't take you9 months to poo like it does Leslie ape jones

There needs to be more then one wins by state site for Christ sake. That's what we're talking about right?

like you are shitting over a gallon of poop at a time?

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You just keep holding them in that's all. Just go when you need to and don't push hard.

I'm just getting over a 1 month stomach virus. I still can't drink beer. Be thankful for your solid multiracial children.

This is a pretty shitty post

I put a turd up for sale on craigslist once, they didn't find it amusing.

mine are always either a mixture of liquid and chunks that shoots and splatters because it's also mixed with a lot of gas...OR something about like warm toothpaste that's slightly watered down. I don't make any actual "formed" logs anymore. I think I ruined my butt with too much shoving things up there.

Exactly

Mine are blue. What does this mean?

Means your cousins has 2 uteruses

that happened to me once in the 80's when I ate a whole box of Smurf Berry Crunch cereal. not even lyin'

I believe you

I don't eat anything blue, but whenever I drink Monster Energy drinks, I immediately have to shit and it's always watery and blue. I have to drink energy drinks to get fully awake.

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im sorry you have cancer

Yes.