Someone puts a gun to your head and pulls you into a room...

someone puts a gun to your head and pulls you into a room. setting in front of you is your dog and an inncoent little girl. he tells you you must shoot one of them or he will kill you. who would you shoot when he hands you his gun?
>your dog or the loli?

Dog because necro-beastial porn

I would kill them both then kill myself

both, because fuck this world

The girl. Why would you even have to think about it?

do backflip since amazing naruto specialist and 360 spin kick the gun out of his hand and put him into a choke hold until the police arrive. i then place the fedora from the hat rack onto my head and walk with my hands in my front pocket towards the sunset

You retard. If he hands me his gun I'd shoot him. Then I'd find you and shoot you for being a faggot.

Kids are cancer, empty the mag into the bitch and be happy because it's one less consumer.

Edgy

This only

>guy with a gun gives me a loaded gun
>dont want to kill the dog or the loli
>my life is expendable
>try to kill the guy with the gun

kek

>when he hands you his gun?
Fuckin retard
Waste him, rape the little girl, shoot her too, take doggo back home

Kill him since he can't kill you now because he gave you his gun.

>shoot the guy who gave me the gun
>rape and kill the loli
>tell the police he forced me to rape and kill her and then i managed to wrestle away the gun and kill him in self defense

myself, because i can't afford to buy a pistol. i would thank him and then shuffle off the mortal coil.

You haven't thought this out have ya?

this

> Quoting shakespeare on Cred Forums
Bit wasted on us m8

Except you got it so..

Umm, the person who pulled me into the fucking room. obv. /thread

Kid gets ded
>my own mother would get ded over my dog
Someone elses dog though? Im 6 inches in loli poon

This. Anyone who gave a different answer is a retard or a psychopath.

>obv
kys xD

Refuse to choose, idiot.

Him i have a gun otherwise the dog :-(

:-(

I'd shoot the dude. What a dumbass, giving me his gun.

I shoot myself. It's finally over.

loli dies

/thread

>underrated post

so kill your self?

uhh wtf he just gave you his gun shoot him you retard

I'd shoot myself in the head and then OP, in that order.

>hands you his gun
If you now have his gun, why not shoot him instead of the dog or girl?

I'd line up me, the dog, the loli, and the guy who kidnapped me, and kill us all with the 1 bullet. Easy puzzle, idiot

All three of them...

Assuming he was stupid enough to hand me a loaded pistol.

if the loli's a bad bitch I'll shoot the doggo

dubs tells no lies

Just shoot the guy, what kind of dumb question is this
Free loli afterwards too

Walk out with the gun, lock the door and tell him to kill himself, or else I'll lock him in there forever with the dog and the girl. That'll serve him right.

Shoot a hole in the ceiling and walk out???
duhhh

Kill the pizza eat the girl

I'd never pass up a chance to get shot in the back of the head faggot

>Hands you his gun

Just shoot the guy who just gave you his gun?

/Thread

Obviously shoot the little girl.

I'd shoot them both. This really isn't a hard question.

OP

Unbelievably something similar did happen to me when I went for a job interview

>Go for interview to join the Republican Party (IT related boring shit)
>Interviewer asks me to sit
>Run of the mill questions and then throws out something I didn't expect
>"Have you ever used a gun before?"
>"Is that really relevant? I haven't, but I guess I could if need be"
>Tells me to follow him into a different, darker room
>Trump himself is standing there and shakes my hand
>"So you haven't used a gun, but you would?"
>"Yeah"
>"Sad."
>Hands me a pistol
>"That gun holds nine bullets, user. Behind this door, there's eight Mexicans and a fluffy kitten. All you need to do is go inside and shoot each of them, can you do that?"
>"Yeah I mean I guess, I can, but can I ask you a question?"
>"Sure"
>"Why the fluffy kitten?"
>Grabs the pistol back off me and shakes my hand
>"Great attitude, user. When can you start?"

>5 posts down

well i guess we aren't all complete fucking retards

this thread right here is the reason why this site is being shut down

"HEH'd" aloud.

Obviously I'd put one in the dudes head that handed me his gun, if he had another I would shoot the little girl in the upper shoulder, all cartilage plus being young you heal more properly

Shut the fuck up, I choose to shoot you user, you cunt

kill the loli, fuck the dog and marry the blackmailing faggot.

Give the dog the gun and let fate decide.

Just below the collar bone I might add.

seconded. what is the point of this thread? its just more mindless trolling wasting space. sometimes i wonder why i even come here

Who the fuck is this nigga?

Big nigga?

I'm 6'6" 255lbs. I work 60 hours a week, workout six times a week and haven't had sex for over a month. He's not "pulling" me anywhere. Honestly, if he did anything more than fling a spitball at me, I'd probably kill him.

Good god where is her fifth finger

what race is the girl?

Blow the dog away because it's just a fucking dog

>ima make you kill someone bud or else I'll kill you with this gun
>here's the gun so pick or else I'll shoot you with the gun I just gave you

Him, he doesn't have the gun anymore.

The little girl.

First I kick the dog in the mouth to make him think I'm on his side. Then it turns out I'm really Obama, and I tell him that it's not radical Islamic terror doing this. I proceed to rape him and the dog, making the loli spray us with a spray bottle full of extra Virgin olive oil. I then confiscate his guns and tell him he wouldn't download a tank.

People like you should not own any fucking pets, at all, ever.

He gave me a gun why wouldn't i shoot him?

ok?

If you think an animals life is more important than a human then you're a POS and should just kill yourself instead

obviously dog

But dog is witness. Gotta shoot it too and fuck the corpse for good measures.

agreed

The girl, she's a human vermin, the dog is innocent, of course, fuck that girl

Obviously the guy has a second gun then pulls it out and aims it at your head. Lol

Faggot, we aren't retarded here. Go back to your circle jerk.