FUCK australian internet, its the biggest joke. This is what a $70/ month unlimited TPG plan gets you in kangaroo land...

FUCK australian internet, its the biggest joke. This is what a $70/ month unlimited TPG plan gets you in kangaroo land. It's been like this for the last 2 weeks and I've contacted customer support and they haven't been able to do shit

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Dude that sucks ass, sorry to hear. I gots the feels for you.

>he uses TPG unlimited

move nurd

Have fun loading this gif.

I pay $130 or so around Denver

minnesota usa $45 a month

wtf 0.12mb is it 2002 there , I have heard water flushes in opposite direction, maybe thats the reason

and im downloading a bunch of shit right now through a wireless connection on a $13 TP link router.

Not saying anything but is that your IP?

Blame Malcolm and Tony and vote Labor next time. You could have had FTTP NBN by now if Aussie Hitler and the far-right bitch boy puppet weren't in government.

$90 a month, unlimited data usage.

You dungoofed son

yeah it is

Ehh fuck it, I'm way too stoned right now to even try to fuck with ya' about it.

I get 170 down and 15 up in New Hampshire for $90/month

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bretty good, what company?

Well what other options are there? Optus? Telstra? Votaphone? Dodo?!

It's all going to be horrible no matter what option I pick. No one else uses the internet, I live on my own and I am connected to the router via ethernet. I have no idea what else I can do to to make it a tiny bit better

>this triggers the australian

I have got nbn that's the worst part.

that's pretty bad my comcast brother

Nice IP

i have posted my IPs on Cred Forums a few times over the years and nothing happened.... that i know about anyway lol. thanks for not fuckin with me tho.

Try be in India

Nigger if I was in India, the internet would be least least of my concerns.

right.

I am is not nigger i ams indian

$100 in Oklahoma.

hey india guy can i see where you live, house, room ect ? im just curious. i know some homes are very nice there and some are very poor.

wow. what company?

Yeah but you're still in Oklahoma

Yeah you've probably got Malcolm's "rupert murdoch saver" FTTN or Satelittle Wireless "NBN".

Malcolm ruined it. We were connecting thousands of people a week by the time they took government to Fibre to the Premises connections.

Turnbull started his 'multi technology mix' bullshit and connected a total of 1000 homes in the first year.

It still uses the 60-80 year old almost completely defunct copper network and has all the draw backs that adsl had in the first place. It requires a powered node at the end of every street, crazy maintenance costs.

It's not costing over $10Bn more for Turnbull's shitty ass NBN than it was for a full fibre one and he can't even guarantee 1/10th the speed.

NBN can wholesale 1 gigabit (1000/400) speeds to FTTP right now. FTTN can't even guarantee 10/1.

And because the little bitch boy is prime minister now, he cant just admit he was wrong and go back to an actual plan for the future, he has to just keep helping old Rupert's foxtel subscriptions.

We told you kangaroo fuckers to stay off the god dammed internet and we fucking meant it. Fuck off.

>also in Australia...
>also pays $100 for 'unlimited' internet that only does 50-100KB/s :(

It sucks some serious dick here :( I'm 4km from the CBD of a city of 2 mill

hey man you australians seem cool as fuck, you like all the same shit we do, like to party, fast cars, bikes all that shit. how did your government get all of you to give up your guns man? I just cant wrap my head around that.

Included in my rent. Live in Sweden

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well piss.

They showed us videos from the USA of children being shot and killed in schools.

Nice, ja

Cause we were sober when we realised we were just starting to shoot each other.

We just go to the pub every friday to sunday and beat the shit out of each other now (still.)

> (OP)
>hey man you australians seem cool as fuck, you like all the same shit we do, like to party, fast cars, bikes all that shit. how did your government get all of you to give up your guns man? I just cant wrap my head around that.

The irony is that the party that took our guns, and ruined our Internet is called "The Liberal Party".

Call themselves Liberal, act more like Nazis.

Cox

sounds just like liberals here in the usa

This is what I get, but my friend who has the same internet and same plan who lives by the highway gets 18 down. I live in a town that's mostly older folk and is very rural.

Yeah but the cops were doing all the shootings

have you seen videos of car accidents? do you still have cars lol? more people are killed by them than guns.

forgot to mention... IINET

Do you guys even have cars anymore? Google seems to be taking away your "right" to drive, yet you dont care about that shit.

Good luck with your little plastic bubble dome cars that will do everything for ya. you fat cunts.

i dunno i just always loved australia. looks like such an awesome place. everyones all crazy with 1000hp cartrucks and drive through liquor stores. i love that motherfucker leadpin. but the no guns thing kills it.

60€ Germany

ha.

And in germany we have some mb/s for a hundred bucks //fuckthisshit

fucking krauts and their satan download speeds

Dont be fooled.

You can still get your guns here. Its just rigid and you have to be dedicated, with the correct background and history. Basically, responsible.

Like any gun owner should be.

We just keep a real tidy control on it.

my buddy has a tessla that drives its self its fuckin terrifying. looks liek all of uber will be self driving soon. and yes, we are very very fat.

>$70/ month
jesus, that much money just to shit post?

Yup, the crazies here (US) are always screaming about Australia, NO GUNS, Can't take our guns away like Australia...Fucking dumb cunts.

>ITT newfags sharing their IP

yeah cunt, you can get a lower end shitposting plan but then you'll be restricted to only shitposting at certain times and will be restricted to a set amount of shit posts a month.

$60 per month

Nice IP address.

Charging the LOIC

>Way to go, skripty kno-nothing.

people here in the us dont say "dumb cunts" buddy but nice try.

This is true.

Well.....

you gunna kill me? i thought we were fam/b/ros

Sorry to tell you, you dumb cunt but yes some of us here in the U.S. do call some of you 'dumb cunts' because nothing else could come close to me a more accurate description of you.

they're a fucking penal colony. you expect them to follow rules?

ok babygirl, not in front of our guests.

apparently all those old people are downloading porn like crazy and eating up the bandwidth

shitty internet reporting in

No, when a retarded dog takes a shit of your carpet you have to scold it no matter who's watching.

>taking the bait that quickly

fucking newfags

Thats realy nice, i would almost say you live in a great country. but then i remembered there is a monkey invasion and soon it will look like 'paris city of love' niggerpolis.

you're not getting decent internet any time soon, you see your country is made up of the descendants of our social rejects and therefore you're too retarded to fix it.

sincerely, your colonial overlords

pic related, £40/month

no we don't.

if you're in the US and use that phrase you are either from:

1. Somewhere in the UK
2. South Africa
3. Australia

I'm paying for max speed and getting like 10 megabits a second not megabytes $100 a month, but every other service does worst then tpg and cost more

Blame the liberal government, labour had fibre optics plan that was 10 times faster, Liberals wanted to conserve money so we got a shit copper cable upgrade that cost 3 times more

so many emotions.

100% true.

Dude, you're lucky you even have power.

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It's dumb cunts like this who's fault it is that we don't have better gun control laws.

That's true!!!

samefag

Yep, that other guy is a real dumb cunt.

>Using ABP
Use uBlock Origin faggot

Dude where are you? I live in the suburbs of West Melbourne and I pull minimum 110mbps on cable. As a renter, where I live is mainly based on what speed I can online. I would never go back to an ADSL area again, it sounds like that's what you have user. I pay $90 for mine but worth it.

you are a master of making yourself look like a massive bitch.

lol, yep got tired of seeing that same shit earlier. So I started doing it too.,

Ur life must be realy shity

The internet is generally good.. not sure why we have complaints. only a fat nerd would be bothered by it.

Yep a massive bitch from the States that says 'dumb cunt'

;-)

Malcolm pls go

Is it better in New Zealand or is it shit there as well.

probably seeing as we like to copy each other, test it yourself

I am so fucking lost by that comment

United Kingdom £60 a month Virgin Media

If there are old people with internet, they probably have a lot of malware that uses their computer and bandwidth as an extension of its schemes. You wanna speed up your internet? Make some kind of neighborhood announcement that you'll clean up all the "viruses" in the computer of the elderly.

jeah pretty shitty, but not black shit shitty like sweden. so that's nice shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=y-qXwynqBGA

Telstras state of the art $90p/m ADSL2 speeds.

>one of the worst in the civilized world
>some third world countries have better internet
>internet is generally
Piss off you cunt liberal

Also Ausfag

36.32 download*******

>cars
In about 6 months, no. The same government that fucked over the NBN fucked over our local car industry. This was after Holden won a contract to provide 10's of thousands of cars to the US police force, our Statesman was replacing the Crown Victoria.

Not pompous enough to be Malcolm.

You forgot to shop in the download speed.

doesnt bother me and the millions of other people that need healthcare and schools, outweighing your need to download porn and play games.

fucking lol

And ... Mals's plan for health and schools is to cut their funding. Oh, we should all be able to afford to send our kids to $50k per semester private schools?

Lots of people use network resources for research and development. We have half the Square Kilometre Array telescope in this country. Thankfully there is one network backbone that carries several 100 gigabits across the country. Although, it is always at risk of government spending whims too. Yeah, normal plebs don't get access to this one, or the 200 gigabits across the Pacific.

Do you guys run your test with your Ethernet cable connected to your modem or router or is it all wifi?

Nigger they started their tests yesterday, just now getting the results.

>thankfully it works
>putting funding into other areas
>???
>profit