A clown was shot today while walking on a sidewalk next to a park. SUV pulled up and put a bullet in him

What you fail to realize is this is the end times. This is what the apocalypse looks like. Clowns are the first of many masked killers who will come out of the woodwork. Loners with no other outlet find a network of other killers with one thing in common: Terror.

For the most part i think it is just pranksters but it definitely could turn out to be more sinister than people think.

if the rest of these killers are also gonna rely on beckoning people to come into the woods while holding machetes, then they're only culling the folk we don't need.

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yeah, it's natural selection

This is a micro level. Trump winning the election and bringing us to nuclear holocaust will be the macro.

poor clown. he was just going to work. I had a femclown at my 7th birthday party

i thought the same thing, but i'm fairly certain pros are keeping there heads down right now. not going for walks or doing errands in makeup, just car to job and back

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I'm going out at dusk every night this week and slowly walk around various neighborhoods as Pennywise.

you gonna get whacked from behind and wake up dead user

i think il be a doctor clown for Halloween this year

>I'm going out at dusk every night this week and slowly walk around various neighborhoods as Pennywise.
translation: I'm going to cry into my pillow every night this week

somebody did what they shoulda done a long time ago, lets keep the bullets flying

Clowntown is gonna clown out!

>pics or it didn't happen
Just a news article so far

wanetv.wordpress.com/2016/09/30/man-dressed-as-clown-shot-condition-critical/

Shooting someone for just walking down the street wearing a mask is dumb

> wake up dead
you cant wake up dead.
you silly goose you

Gee thanks for the definitive answer there, buddy.

You could have just said, "fuck, i really don't know for sure." And I would have actually respected you.

Inb4 your PC political career. You should run for office.

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What does a clown doctor even look like?

can you imagine a rally
> "clown lives matter"
> waaaaay more clowns than you thought were really out there
> just pour out of the woodwork
> riots ensue
> looting
> throwing pies
> bobo mc'hongingburg was a good clown
> bobo dindu nuffins
> the deafening sound of thousands of squeaky shooes

as somebody illogically fucking TERRIFIED of clowns, I'm buying a nice handgun and hollow points first thing I can. I don't give a fuck if it's a prank or what the fuck it is, I see a motherfucker dressed like a clown in my yard holding anything that can be used as a weapon, I'm ganna blow the paint out the back of their skull.
Fucking crazy bullshit man, they've been seen every night in my trailer park for the past goddamn week. Chasing people with machetes and shit.
Fuck
That

Do I hear a fellow Florida fag?

well, allot like a clown, but has one of those reflector disks and stethoscope, other than that... a lab coat, ive got all the stuff i need, except the giant pants and shoes.

>> the deafening sound of thousands of squeaky shooe

kek

This is both horrifying and funny. Thanks for that image

I would be glued to the TV news footage. Sounds amazing.

#ClownLivesMatter

Couldn't we just orchestate this as the greatest raid ever?

Cred Forums dresses up as clowns and then riots.
Please don't fucking forget the squeeky shoes.

this has gone straight to the top because we have a clown running for president.

No, fuck you.
Fuck clowns
Fuck this clown shit
Fuck your idea
Fuck his idea
Fuck any thoughts about this
Fuck the fact that clowns exist
Fuck whoever is dressing like them at night
Fuck whoever dresses like one period for any reason
Fuck whoever invented them
Fuck the people who make clown makeup
Fuck the guy who made clown horns
Fuck their shoes
Fuck their little car
But seriously above all else, fuck you.

i like how you topped off displaying what a homicidal pussy you are with the fact that you're trailer trash. gives the b8 a nice bouquet. 8/10

>been seen every night in my trailer park
kek

Dude buried his victims in the crawl space under his house. Pretty bad ass.

Actually, it illustrates that there's a fucking issue
When my neighbors get chased by a fucking clown with a machete, there's an issue
When I hear the fuckers literally right outside my house at night honking a horn and yelling "let's play", there's a fucking issue
So fuck you and fuck clowns, I'm ganna kill any I fucking see.

> honking internally
OH SHIT NIGGER
i forgot the little car, a Dr.clown needs a little car....i could retrofit a tiny car over my scooter....think it would work?

I'm down. It needs to start at a clown funeral though and then everyone fans out from there and invades the city.

>not sure which candidate is being referenced

>you gonna get whacked from behind and wake up dead user

>wake up
>dead

You could use your dick, that's tiny enough.
Imma start fucking collecting clown wigs as trophies

I like clowns.
They keep the spiders away.

This kid was arrested the other day just for walking around dressed as a clown.

Hey that's the CD cover for Acid Bath When the kite strings pop

wheres the clown porn at?

I have some but not sure where to find or upload the video.

you are funny, ever thought about trying on some squeaky shoes?
shit, i need the wig too, i like you, you remind me of things im missing
in return, il bonk your honker....wadaya say to a little pin the nose on the bozo?

I say I hate clowns and will go after one with an axe the second I see one.

if someone wanted to hurt you , they wouldn't broadcast it and make such a big production without actually following through. they are trying to scare you and clearly succeeded. if someone wanted to kill you with a machete, they'd sit outside their trailer with a sixpack and offer you a beer. it's like that training scene from Men in Black where Will Smith shoots the little girl with the physics textbooks instead of the monsters. use those critical thinking skills, stop thinking with your feardick

that gets my clown cock going, we clowns get super hot for axe, but bodyspray cant save you from pie and gags

THIS

I swear the fucking god, Americas youth is literally degenerating.

It's almost Halloween dip shit.

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Hey man I'm just paranoid anyway.
Ain't no spray here, boy.

It's just the latest incarnation of Mass Hysteria. Common phenomenon.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_hysteria

so am I, but i've gone on a haunted hayride without needing to murder the staff. trust me i'm paranoid man, like i sleep surrounded by weapons (pic related). but i'm not about to murder some 18-35 NEET in costume saying "ooo i'm gonna get ya!" unless he breaks into my house. i'd say they just have rubber machetes but frankly if they have some small sense of self preservation they're probably armed just to protect themselves from trailer park boys, plus real ones are cheap and way more common

While clowns freak me out, that Bubbles clown porn OC makes me want to fuck a clown chick.

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That's pogo the clown. He killed and raped a bunch of kids.

clean your fucking carpet

>live in Idaho
>a ton of clown shit is going on.
False! Nothing happens in Idaho.

Thank you

Wow. That's the creepiest kind.

All males. He was a faggot and would pick up runaway kids living on the street and take them back to his house where he would fuck them, murder them and bury them under his house. He did it for years and years before he was finally caught.

see

Not sure why it's a crime.

Dude was a faggot. The album was cool thought.

He just wanted to show them a magic trick.

Fuck you

Bro, your rape victim's sock is visible.

I'll have you know that's actually my cockwarmer

Well played, chef.

Disgusting fuck. I feel bad for your girlfriends daughter.

Likewise. Don't even think of clowning around me, the moment you step on my property you're going back to hell where you belong.
We should hang the dead clowns in front of our houses, white trash user... Hopefully keep them away. Kind of like what the English did to pirates back in the day...

What is this the 1800's?

>implying I would date anybody with a child
>implying my wife isn't pregnant with my daughter right now
>implying I won't wear her socks as cock warmers in 10 years
I like the way you think, user. Thanks for the idea.

I guess you never herd of john wayne gacy you dumb fuck

I hate Canada but at least we don't have stupid shit like this going on. Jesus, the USA is literally a fucking circus now.
How does something like these even begin to happen?

MFW this thread

Might as well be. I'm broke as it is and I'm still waiting for my SKS. This actually belonged to my grandfather. He shot it at someone only once, and it was at a guy attacking my great aunt. He didn't die, but at least she got away safe.

Your prime minister or whatever you call him is a joke enough. Also the other political guy who used to do coke and fuck prostitutes

"The other political guy" was the mayor of Toronto. Like I said, I hate Canada. Not because of Ford, mostly because of Trudoe and his cuckold habits.
Don't think I didn't notice you dodging my question, though.

At least clowns let you keep your feet. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salish_Sea_human_foot_discoveries

>waiting for my SKS
Shit you really are broke. Camel fuckers in the middle of the desert have access to dozens of them and they are a rifle that is even available here for $100 to $200.

So sorry... but I hope a clown murders you before you can acquire the rifle to defend yourself.

I really hope this shit takes off in California. Mexican clowns are entertaining as hell.

That's because you can barter there. For example, let's say camelfucker 1 has 3 camels and one gun and camelfucker 2 has 1 camel but 5 guns.
Camelfucker 1:
>oh hurka urka durr, sa Durka hur?
Camelfucker 2:
>hur dur kur Kurr Durka durr hurka!
And then they take turns fucking all the camels while drinking heavily and shooting rifles.

Anons, you'll know me by the clowns hanging from my porch.
Furthermore, fuck you. My son's school was threatened by one of these fucks. Do you know how much anxiety I felt as I got that call from the school district and later the police?
Now is not the time for your Clown antics. People are getting hurt and it isn't funny anymore. My family will not be threatened by these psychos.
Also you're buying a cheap knockoff for 100$. Get a real one from a proper gunsmith for 300 like I did. I'm just waiting on the paperwork at this point.

No, because the 1800's were awesome and the 2010's are extremely autismal and faggotty.

Hahaha fuxking deserved it

Amen brother - I see a big red nose - I'm killing the fag wearing it.

I'm with you - especially the nigger clowns.

>Also you're buying a cheap knockoff for 100$. Get a real one from a proper gunsmith for 300 like I did. I'm just waiting on the paperwork at this point.
I guarantee those rifles aren't cheap knock-offs. They are solid copies of the original soviet design made by Yugoslavia and they never fail to fire.

They are almost as fail proof as the AKM type rifle is.

I don't even get the fear. Costumes you faggots!

Well, yeah, those kind are definitely a threat and may need to be shot dead on the spot.

>viral marketing campeign for new Steven King's IT remake gets waaayyyyy out of hand

I think we are going to see more and more clown killings as Halloween approaches and #CLM will become a genuine thing.

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I hope someone slashed his throat.

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Is anything going on in Washington do you know

dont forget about the one he buried under his garage in a shallow grave

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>clowns fucking around in the southern states

Why haven't they all been shot yet?

im near Busse woods in illinois, what are the pro and cons of going out, finding a clown, undressing myself to only socks and shoes and chasing him down and raping him? ive only got a switchblade due to illinois gun laws but i feel thats enough. what would the reprocussons be? are they armed? i bet its just edgelords trying to be spooky

So...I go to USC(in SC)...its probably just a rumor, but I heard some peeps talking up the clown thing being tied into a political party?? Anyone else hear this??

This is probably one of the greatestcomments I have read on here

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ICP FOR LIFE XDDDDDDDD

What the fuck is wrong with all of you they're just fucking memes you fucking faggots are you actually scared of colorful disguises you fucking cunts I hope you all realize how much of a fucking pansy you all are

PS REPLY TO THIS IN A NICE FASHION OR YOU WILL BE VISITED BY A SPOOKY CLOWN IN YOUR SLEEP WHO WILL SURELY KILL YOU

But what If I am already a spooky clown???

It's harassment. Walking around purposely terrifying people is psychotic. Especially with how many insane people there are these days. Kids can barely go outside without being abducted anymore. Compared to 30-50 years ago.

Look....those kids posing with the clown were never gonna be kidnapped lol

Pussy

>wordpress

CLOWNS WORK FOR THE NRA

1. Clowns come out the wood work.
2. People get freaked out
3. Freaked out people buy guns
4. Muh Rights to self defense

kek

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hey mr. can you pull a rabbit out of a hat?
why no johnny but I can pull a hare out of my ass
wanna see?

Yeah, same sorta shits happening where I live. Half the sightings are probably just edgy teenagers trying scare old people

Well, time to go and order my clown mask from screamteam.com and hope I get that shit in b4 Halloween. Clowns will really be out this year lol THE CLOWNING 2016