Did I fuck up my dick, Cred Forums?

Did I fuck up my dick, Cred Forums?

Yes

Not you, but yeah that dick is dead

looks fine to me

Lmao now your dick is a nigger

im a peniologist, just stick a pencil down the shaft and it will be all fine!

now you got a black cock man, bitches be diggin dat

It's all niggery but not as big

looks like you fucked your bearing

What the fuck did you do?

cut it off OP

...

Get used to your dick being curved left
Because it just lost all of its rights

Time to cut it off and wait for a new one to grow back.

I said out loud o my god shit dude wtf ewww

How it feels to chew 5 gum

OP's a fuckin retarded fuck. Yes your fucked kiddo

HAHAHAHHAH
OHH GOD
SOMEONE DO A PRAYER FOR THAT MAN

Poke it with a needle.

cut it carefully wehrever you want, you won't even feel it
let all that dead blood pour out
stick it out the bearing
go to a hospital and pray that they can still save that weenie

>tfw you're the only one in the whole thread who knows how to use reverse image search

That's just fucking nuts, dude.

Yup, that shit is dead.

Fucking kekked

nigger

you ruined our fun nigger
why can't you just let us believe it happened

being this new

underrated