Computer; run beverly and troi want the D. level 3

Confusatron, I would basically lock down commands, turn off safety features and ask for the program to come up ways to make the user believe he's not actually in the holodeck. Then I would write a sub-routine to randomly morph people's holo-entertainments into my program.

kek
if a Cred Forumstard ever got his hands on a holodeck
>wander onto the deck looking for your buddy Jeff
>he's naked covered in oil or some slimy shit
>doing something to something that looks like an animal/human hybrid creature with wings
>glistening he sees you and jumps behind an obstacle
>the creature flies off
>tiny fluffy creatures run around your feet saying child like things in cute voices
>women with overly huge tits, big hair and penises run around asking for Jim Jang Gigolo
>a black guy serving drinks filled with semen asks you if you want one
>there are a dozen screens showing Hentai porn
>several silicon sex dolls are on the floor
>two little girls are in cages
>a human carcass hangs from the ceiling freshly gutted
>a work bench filled with dildos, electronics and wires
>one monitor has a live screen with a Cred Forums thread quickly filling up with requests of what else Mr Gigolo should do
>Jeff calls out from behind you 'what do you want?'

Star Fleet Academy's Cadet Slaves Vol 3

>"Bring More Gagh!"

The Boys of Enterprise.

Wesley and the Klingon Pain stick.

Ensign Roli Laren disgusted sex scenario 217

Celeryman.

'The Holodeck'
-a perfect simulation of a slightly smaller holodeck.

uhh...super happy funtime loli anime fantasy land..... _> O.o

Crusher aphrodisiac overdose 1

Ted Bundy stalk-rape-kill simulator.

Not that I want to kill real people, not at all (some beneficial fail-safe that keeps me out of trouble) I DO however have some very vivid dreams where I am that-guy and I think immersion into that situation as a simulation would cure such impulses.

I don't need a popularity/fame simulator, I've been popular and it was not fulfilling. I don't desire a harem fantasy, I've been in enough orgies that I know my position in that spot. Hero fantasy is pretty great, and it'd be my back-up, but murder, crime, evil, I have only explored in my subcon

It would play all the most boring episodes of each series, except I have a flamethrower and i can spawn borg/klingon warriors/that creature from the first JJ abrams movie on the ice planet
all at will wherever i want.

I will also program in lightsabers.

I WILL make star trek watchable... i will goddammit

computer open "mother still alive"
"... hey mom. i finally listened to that album you gave me"

The Neverending Slippery Bums'n'Tits Waterpark Slide Simulator.

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Nympho Dax Symbiant, featuring Jadzia

would an orgy with all the Dax hosts be on the not gay side of the dick:vagina ratio?

Skyrim: The Elder Scrolls

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have fun with your horny symbiont tamagotchi

I just wanted a horny Jadzia

Microsoft Step Daughter Simulator 3016

7 Of 9 Ride My 10

>7 lifetimes of sexual knowledge

Just let that sink in.

saved/screencap

computer, run program "Spider Woman likes it up the ass"

LOL

Capt Janeway: Dominatrix of the Gamma Quadrant

so, another episode of Captain Proton then ?

"Program complete.... enter when ready..."
LOL AMIRITE?!?!?

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>Hmm, I got some spare time and my horny half klingon wife is waiting for me..
>I know.. I'll go to holodeck and repair a fake fucking car !

bump

I get that feel Cred Forumsro.

To be fair, sex with her probably usually ends with severe maiming of tom.

For real

no shit
how many times do you suppose the doctor's had to reattach his dick?

>Mr. Neelix, I'm afraid we need to talk about your holodeck usage. In particular a program called.....ahem...."Naomi Wildman Nympho Fucktoy Level 9".

What happened? Tell me the story

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I remember watching that episode and it gets to the scene where O'Brien is upset because his wife now has the body of a 12 year old and all I could think was.....I'm not seeing the downside here.

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I would imagine that molesting a girl in the holodeck would warrant the same punishment as real life.

Unless you paid off Quark to keep his mouth shut.

if a Cred Forumstard ever got his hands on a holodeck (cont)
>the computer locates your buddy Jeff on the holodeck
>you go over to the holodeck entrance and it reads 'Jeff' - program running 'fantasy island 3'
>wander onto the deck looking for your buddy
>several short ugly overweight women meet you and start groping you calling you Mr Gigolo
>you find Jeff behind some draped satin fabric that is everywhere
>he's naked covered in oil or some slimy shit
>you can barely understand some audible cries from him as he has a ball gag in his mouth
>he's doing something to a bright blue animal/human hybrid creature with wings
>his body glistening Jeff sees you and jumps behind a giant pedo bear stuffed animal
>the winged creature grunts at you and flies off
>tiny fluffy creatures run around your feet saying child like things in cute voices
>women with overly huge tits, big hair and penises run around asking for Jim Jang Gigolo
>several bloody female and male corpses with gaping anuses lie on the floor covered in paint
>a black guy serving drinks filled with semen asks you if you want one
>the stench is unbelievable and you keep your hand to your nose and mouth as you call out Jeff's name
>you look around and strobe lights are flashing in random corners of the huge room you are in
>winged creatures like the first one keep flying low over your head, some snap their beaks at you and others smile while dropping roses
>there are a dozen screens showing Hentai porn
>several silicon sex dolls are on the floor
>two little girls are in cages crying for 'daddy'
>a human carcass hangs from the ceiling freshly gutted
>a work bench is filled with dildos, electronics, wires
>all you can hear is droning music in the background and the moans and crying of men and women having sex
>one monitor has a live screen with a Cred Forums thread quickly filling up with requests of what else Mr Gigolo should do
>Jeff calls out from behind you 'what do you want?'

this is now a star trek r34 thread.

>I would imagine that molesting a girl in the holodeck would warrant the same punishment as real life.
maybe, maybe not. might just count as CP.

poor o'brien gets left out of everything

Why would it?

I mean they kill people in the holodeck all the time and nobody gets charged with murder. Why would banging computer generated lolis get you in trouble?

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Hmmm that's a good point user

>Yeah, I finished your holodeck program for you... everything's perfect, just like you asked for.. don't worry, I'm a pro !

Busceven of 9?

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not to mention Kes was what, 2 years old ?

oh captain! my captain

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youtube.com/watch?v=eZyQZ1mB0P8

>What the hell captain, I was married to a three year old for years and no one says a damn thing.
>But I put the moves on one 7 year old and you all freak out.
>I don't get you humans.

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What the fuck was Bran & Braga thinking about creating these two characters? They were abunch of Farscape knock offs.

Wish Moley, above!
Wish Moley and the sky, below.
Wish Moley and Baby, below.
Baby, above.
Baby in the sky above!

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they had so much success ripping off babylon 5 that they thought they'd do it again? idk

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What did they rip off exactly? I never noticed anything

youtube.com/watch?v=G2APUmL_6RY

You mean DS9.. the serie that started a year before Babylon 5 ?
also, Babylon 5 sucked ass..
>"it'll get better" -they said, "keep watching"
>never did

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Sucks ass compared to what?

oh and for your info as well
>Farscape (1999)
>Voyager (1995)

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Why do I need to compare it to anything.. 'it sucked ass' ... hard to comprehend ?

As a life long Star Trek fan, this pleases me.

really? I thought they started at the same time, or at least were in development at the same time. you're right though, babylon 5 was pretty mediocre.

Friendly reminder.

The premise of DS9 was even told to Roddenberry who died 1991 I think.
So they were planning it way before.

Ezri at 12: Her First Worm, Chapter Piss. No fucking lie, op.

Sorry Cred Forumsro

Amy Adams agrees to do what you want just please dont (insert rando blackmail scheme here)

>Absolute Perfection.exe

Wow he really messed shit up for Cardassia didn't he... and then went beoynd by screwing that Kai Winn and messing around with P'ah wraith stuff

that is good to know, because honestly that "ds9 ripped off b5" stuff was starting to irritate me a bit. but not enough for me to sit down and actually research it.

four and twenty chan has a trek board

Kek

>What would your computer programme be called, Cred Forums?
That's pretty much it, OP. Beverly and Troi Want The of course.

Well I don't find much similarities between the two.. Babylon 5 was ambitious with some of the alien races and epic story.. I liked the time travel stuff.. but it was just a bit clumsy with boring actors and politics.. the only thing they have in common is that both happen in a space station ? ... and I bet that's not a very original idea.

...also Babylon 5 went with 3d graphics with a small budget for visual effects.

they both take place on a space station with a war/conflict as a backdrop for much of the series. ds9 did also explore more of the alien races in more depth than tng. also the idea of a space station was considered by some to be risky for a star trek series because a lot of the plots in star trek up to that point involved them exploring and going to where the action was. I guess for either series, some people probably wondered at the outset whether viewers would see the point in a series that's supposed to be about space, but where the main characters don't really go anywhere much. in ds9 that changed later on when they got the defiant.

Well they were constantly at the frontier to the unknown because of the wormhole, so in a sense they still explored, but instead of going outwards, action came to them.

yup. the wormhole was probably the main thing that kept the show fresh. that and the ferengi comic relief episodes.

>Computer
>Run "Janeway anal virgin" level 2.
>mfw 12 janeway is masturbating, wanting the painal

Anybody have a star trek view screen template?

>12 yr old Janeway*
fucking keyboard

all I got is this, the edges are kinda rough though

Well they also visited a lot of different places and homeworlds all the time.. even earth

bump?

the also incorporated several ideas for spinoffs into DS9
>starfleet academy w/ Nog's storyline
>a klingon series with Dax's klingon ties and Martok and Worf's story
>the Gary 7 spy series idea with Garak's storyline

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dude...

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happened this summer. its kind of to close right now. maybe ill make a pasta some time in the future

all the ferengi stuff was huge as well.. they pretty much invented the whole race from couple of scenes in TNG with Quark's bunch & those electric whips.
Bashir's genetic enhancement group stuff.
Alternate reality..

Excellent get captain

Lmaoo

I concur

That was fucking bullshit. If ballistic rounds could get through Borg shields, why didn't they start replicating antique guns?

youtube.com/watch?v=qIjOifRG-u8

technically they were photonic rounds