>My girlfriend hates going out to bars without me because she can't handle liquor and says she scares herself
>found videos on her phone of her grinding and making out with her girlfriends while wasted in a packed bar
>My parents have asked me to house sit for them for the month of October.
>girlfriend asks for permission to have her friends over to drink / celebrate halloween
How do I make this pic related?
A gun is a good method to achieve this.
Use a gun
Gun, OP
you fucking have to do it now OP
Gun, for sure. Only way
Also OP, if you decide to go with that method, make sure you dig the graves first, and don't be lazy. You need to dig the grave at least 6 foot deep,or you will get caught.
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Get her real drunk OP, flirt with her friends, put on some music or a movie for bg sound, and lock your doors
Then pull a gun on her and tell them to face the wall and strip.
i would say this is a good starting place
Guns for the buns
Gun of course
OP, with a gun they are most likely going to offer sex in exchange for their lives. So you don't have to feel like you are raping them.
Fill hollow point rounds with moonshine so they get fucked up while they bleed internally
gotta go with gun
Or actually be smart about it and chop them into smaller pieces then bury those. Harder to find, and easier to bury than a full 6 foot hole with a human corpse in it.
Do you own a gun, OP?
>internally
It's Eternally
Obviously you need a dagger and a vampire. I guess for the middle one you're going to just have to use your own wit.
I reccomend a .22; something small so you can cover up the sound.
What gun will you be using OP?
Cred Forums is doing pretty well tonight. It's like all the old fags came back from the dead.
>What's in the pumpkin?
>This gun.
A gun. Check these repeating digits.
It may sound like a joke, but a gun would be a really effective tool to achieve your goals OP.
Most people ITT are retarded. What you need is a gun
Just ask her if she's into girls too
While pointing a gun to her head ofc
I'm sure there are other ways of going about it, but I think using a gun would probably be the most effective
Fuck you. The dude just needs a gun is all
show her pic and tell her you want to party like that
>show her pic and tell her you want to party like that
While holding a gun
If you're not a total beta just ask her.
You are a total beta if you ask her without holding a loaded firearm
Well, in my experience a gun always works.
10 out of 10 women agree, they are more likely to have sex with a man pointing a gun at them
Perfect way to get 10 women naked, bust out the gun
Gun for fun
Doesn't even seem like a fun party. No candy no costumes no gun no movie no music. Really misses the point of alloween
Threaten them with a grenade
Drugs lots and lots of drugs
Drugs are expensive OP, use a gun
In a dart gun
Drugs are also illegal
Why force when you could ask, fuck the friends stupid and have it become a regular thing all without the threat of going to jail
Good but could be hoist by own petard. How about a gun?
>Why force when you could ask
They are going to say no
>without the threat of going to jail
That's why you dug a 6 foot deep hole
Moral of the story, use a gun
Drugs are cheap as fuck, you're still living in the 90s if you think otherwise.
If it were me I'd use a gun. You could even make it special and use an old revolver or musket to go with the Halloween theme.
>Drugs are cheap as fuck
I don't know where you get your drugs, but I'm not going to buy bath salts and duster friend
dubs says gun
Dubs it is
make some stealth drinks dude and your in
strong alcohol and something to cover the taste and its pussy party
This
I gotchu fam
Very simple
>MD
confirmed virgins
Dub dubs checked
Do it OP
Don't listen to these anons, they are trying to get you arrested for date rape
Just use a fucking gun
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Rock paper scissors gun
With a gun ,put it too your forehead, and pull the trigger to cast the vote
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So?
You'll need a firearm
>rock paper scissors gun
>rock paper gun
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Meant for
Hyper samefag strikes again
Ask if they like guns
G U N
i think we're gonna need to see these videos. Also, a gun should work
Ecks Dee
OP if you really want this to happen you will need a gun.
Remembering you have to shoot and kill or gravely wound one of them so they know you're serious.
Use a halberd
store them in the freezer for a while to make sure they're not warm anymore, and bury some dead animal above them in case of K-9s
And if that don't work, use more gun.