Waifu claiming thread

Hi Beatrice
A liver? You would probably get drunk if you liked mine after a night out.
I can't

...

No please don't ccall and tell her
Yes please~

blood is the lifeblood of the bullies on the internet.

heya nep nep. how's it going?

It's true tho. Bullies force emotion and are either obstacles to be overcome or your next best friend.

It is pretty lewd tonight

No they are not! I'm not being a sub

I'm going to show you who's in charge here >:

Chilling on stream and being lewd here. The usual, you know~
*owos*

I don't think I can top this... fuck

Is lewd bad though? I though it was mildly good
Nah, you are

I said gentle! Not "as gentle as you can be". G E N T L E!
And you have no proof!

and you're contributing I see!

Time to sleep fams
Bully Beatrice for me

Nice, you gon git sum fug?
Nah lewds good.
Don't try to lie to my face like that

And what does it call out? :^).

Same here man, same here. That's not that bad, expected more damage honestly. Well awesome, got something to look forward to, literally.

You do? Sweet mang, more where that came from. Remember you linking this, or something from it before. Yeah you're right, not my cup of tea, sounds like something you need to listen to while stoned kek.

youtube.com/watch?v=LMPntfq6kuM

>a date with senpai
so your progressing with her fine, good to hear... so how many times have you won in soulcal

good to hear

:( please search for more, ruby a qt3.14

Stop lewding the waifu! Show some respect!

Are you ready to have your gas chamber lubed and rammed!?
Nofunalamamadim
Well we will have to see how gentle I am sometime. Make sure it's gentle enough for you~

Is this lewd enough~?

The blood only circulates due to the excitement from the bullying.

Lewd posting started because /waifu/ stopped talking about their waifus, Stocking did ERP with half the thread and almost single handedly started the 3rd party chat schism, and "No oversexualized content" is still in the rules.

Lewd posting is just a necessary evil to keep you sluts interested in posting I guess.

Yep. And like I said before, it's such a great sight to fall asleep and wake up too. Makes me very happy.

Claimin' dat alien butt.

The Trumby welcomes himself as claimsel!

i made this case study for your image

I miss the erp

Hello Hikage. Nice to see your lewds
Never.You can't stop us
Mmm close~ but not quite.
>lewder

"Owo's with the force of a thousand suns" That's lewdness right there!
Gud overall, you?
Ultra realism isn't really my cup of tea tho.
So, really nothing interesting on your end?

I can only hope.
>At the very least I hope I get some lip action
>Mmboi its gonna be fun tho
So far its 5-3 with me in the lead, Senpai is getting better though, she's starting to get back into it. She wants to become the master again, but we'll see about that.
Lewd!~
>Maybe

You act like it still doesn't happen.

hey!

goodnight amatsu.

if they don't bully they die. much like sharks.

I'm alright. not much going on.

Shinoa claimed ',:)

When was the last time there was actual erp here?

A Smugga ^^

Oh you mean in the thread?

Probably last night.

Goodnight.
youtube.com/watch?v=La9Me7alNqA

Let me break you down and field strip you~
Ah shit! It's the fuzz!

カラミチーマス

Goodnight

>you got that right ;) HEH
I don't got much to show you lol, all I've been saving recently is stoner and doom metal. maybe nect time :P

yeah, got kicked from the game because "reserved slots only" BLEGH

Hello and goodnight!

Goodnight!

Aight I'm going to bed. This cold is taking me into the abyss

goodnight sleep well

great song. goodnight shiro.

and goodnight to you as well.

FUCKING SHUT UP ALREADY I DIDN'T EVEN GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO RESPOND YOU FUCKING WHINY CHEAP JEW JABRONI SON OF A BITCH I'LL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS IF YOU POST JUST ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME TEST ME SHITHEAD GO AHEAD DO IT I FUCKING DARE YOU I'M ON THE BRINK RIGHT NOW I'M SOOOOO FUCKING SICK OF YOU SHITFACED COCKWHIRLS SPAMMING MY BOARD WITH YOUR OOOOOOHHHH WAAAAAAAAHHHH CHRONO TRIGGER ISN'T $1 ANYMORE BOOOO FUCKING HOOO BITCH CRY ME A GOD DAMN RIVER YOU SHOULD'VE BOUGHT IT 15 FUCKING YEARS AGO LIKE A SMART PERSON BUT NO YOU'RE JUST AN UNDERAGED JEW WHO IS TRYING TO INVADE MY HOBBY WITH YOUR THIEVERY AND FREAK THE FUCK OUT WHEN PRICES REALISTICALLY MEET THE DEMAND AND SCARCITY THE GAMES GO FOR GOD JUST KILL ME NOW ALREADY DO IT FUCKER I'M WAITING I CAN'T TAKE THE SIGHT OF YOU FUCKERS ANYMORE IT'S JUST TOO MUCH DO IT YOU LIL PUNK ASS BITCH

Of course I am! I've been perverted...

Are you sure?
>lying
I'd NEVER lie to such a qt!

Trust me I've searched! I can't find more! Eveything else is pretty much r34

I mean, it depends on what your definition of gentle is~

>Caring about the rules
>in Cred Forums

*owos back adamantly* I'm not going to lose this fight!
God I'm sleeepy

Cute af

Okay Juvia, but that's all the lewd for the day.

Exactly.
And much a like a shark, if I don't bully you, I die.

have a great one! :)

Mine

test

night

An eli!

Night

Mmhmm. That's right inmate. now scram!

Night

Dammit! Goodnight emi

NO LEWDING YOUR WAIFU

See? Exactly my point. It's like reverse psychology.

>Told not to do something
>Do it because you were told not to

You better bring a condom
A smug
>JEW
Don't compare him to Galil, that's offensive to such a beautiful raifu like her
Yes I'm positive
Well I'm not cute so you must be lying

how scandalous.

an officer of the law, posting lewd pictures and bullying innocent beatrice? this is egregious.

hello again nui. how are you tonight?

Whenever you go to sleep, sleep warm and comfy.
Fragile to me was pretty lackluster, but that and Roundabout were both decently strong tracks.

~Shiro

Hi mom.
Play Roblox ;^)
*Owo's in a growing rage*

Hihihi all!!!

I am back!

How is everyone?

t-thanks

nope, i guess life is uninteresting this weekend

>she wants to be the master
oh boy you know what that means

rolling for shinoa

dats good

my replies might get slow or none at all

I could only tell you inside you.
Never!

cleavage is love

also, hello again, how are you mr lewdy pants

Hi hikage!

fragile is a treasure! a treasure!!

you should try their first album out. it's amazing.

Only senpai is allowed to touch my firing pin though.
How goes it? ^^
Already got some on standby, I got them when I went to go buy some vidya games earlier.
>I got Final Fantasy XII
Wew.
>Nice trips.

HELLO SMUGSY!

I WAS PEER PRESSURED!!

HA! I was only pretending to be re- ....
I plead the 5th!

Not Hikage, I'm Officer Kiruko.

>Wake up
>Hear people in house
>Wait 20 minutes
>Everything is now too quite
>Decide to get up
>No one here
>No grandma
>No mom
>No nephews
>Empty
Spoopy.

>treasure
It's a 2/4. About as mediocre as it gets. Doesn't mean it was bad though.
I'll try out their first album sometime.
Okay, no more distractions, seriously going to bed.

~Shiro

I am seriously giving this two more threads before it goes full R34 thread.

which everyone knows heavily implies guilt. looks like you're yet another cop I can't trust. hmph.

goodness. you're harsh. but that's opinions for you. it's one of my favorite albums ever.

goodnight!

But what about your buttstock?
>I can be your senpai
Just go back to sleep for like another 30 minutes, I'll be done then.

All i need
>wew
Jelly Smugs?
More p-please~
I am not too good. But lewds will make me feel better. How about you?

>Bought a FF game and condoms at the same time
What kind of bizzaro world am I in right now
>Nipples look like some god damn gum drops
Nah

Starlight Drifter ^^
Buttstock is for senpai, senpai knows how to properly shoulder it :^]

r34 edition next thread? :^)

A desert fox

Neppy. I hope you haven't been lewding yourself..

Well

SCRAM
I got the spray bottle. Don't make me use it!

Pretty well. In the workshop for l4d2. You?

Hey VP zapper! Pretty well. What up?

I DONT CARE HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND

Control your ship

Why?

I'm a good cop.
I only shoot black people, and drink my coffee black.

You're a lewd person, Juvia.
Why so lewd?

that sounds like a pretty typical cop. and I don't much care for the typical cop.

I got them at separate stores.
>There's a gas station and I decided to get gas and condoms and a push pop
Playin Tournament mode on SC3 to get some good practice in. Waiting on my Xbox screwdriver to come in so I can fug with my xbox and fix it.
>I also have a date with senpai on monday ^^

>Stocking did ERP with half the thread and almost single handedly started the 3rd party chat schism
It's like you weren't even there.

Pervy Mizore!

Hey there Gun!

Wha?

I'M SORRY
FORGIVE ME

Yeah, but I don't arrest people for weed, and I arrest white kids who think they're badasses.

I didn't even like lewd before, but hey, it's rather fun.
Anyways, I just post here, I don't care what's posted.

Well, what do you want me to say? I think you are. Also chill af, I enjoy talking to you, even if we don't talk much

I'm sorry, should I stop it?

That's a cute Neppu right there
*owos back furiously*

Of course that's good, it's my best image! Also, I'm going to try find more or something
Rip, at least you got trips~

D-Do you really want to go that far? We... we barely even met!

my b my b mislink! I saw the green hair...nice to meet you!

Aww mane that's no fair, what's up?
And yay glad lewds are distracting you
I am well! Had a long day at work in the shitty rain, but it was fun, and also just came back from my defensive driving lesson lmao

I am very well indeed, yes yes! What have you been up to? Besides policing the pesky lewdists ;)

Definetly

still here

I kinda wasn't considering I tried to ignore most of their posts. I STILL don't like ERP.

Lewd is fine in my opinion. ERP is shit.

that sounds less typical. do you beat the white kids?

I will never advocate for someone to stop being lewd. carry on~

Is someone pulling the bug out of her ear or putting it in?
Why is she enjoying it?

Ill just have to finger the ejection port then!
No plz, bad smugs.
Do I have to recall this morning?
It's the only way to find out satan.

she is cute

It's a foxtail and she is being tickled.

Wonderful. Sleep well, dream of the poster.

Yo.

Ayy Cheeki. Might of been aliens.

Night Emi, looking forward to it!

The cutest.

Lewds will increase in quality as the thread goes on
>relax
Someone mention a R34 edition?
Cause you're not in on the lewds
I simply enjoy lewding
My car was totalled cause someone backed into it while pulling out of their drive way. Don't know why they were going so fast. Anyway I'm glad your doing ok

How goes it? ^^
No don't do that! I haven't even fired my first round yet!

yuno claim

Stocking took part, sure, but so did Ruby, Graf and Noire.
He's just getting all the blame for being the most well known face.
Don't do that, Nanas.

Nice to meet you also. I'm new so it's fine.

Howdy dowdy.

Especially if they're rich.

That's a dangerous enjoyment.

3DPD SLUT

3DPD AND IFUNNY WATERMARK? THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

Nope mom! I'm still a chaste and pure waifu! Only beem owoing with Ruby ^~^
*Owo's and bows down to the satanic trips*

good. because they should be punished for that.

I've got to get deep in there to check your chamber~

Does this mean I should see a psychiatrist?

Must've been a Lada~
hahha
But that's very unfortunate...sorry to hear, hope you fix the issue asap!
been up to much? also nice lewdies!~

Shush! I was just getting the last of it out of my system for a while!

Ayyyy Breeki. Regardless of what caused it, it means there's no one to tell me to turn my eurobeat down!

Not too bad, kinda trying to move past this last week. How about yourself?

oh no way, I am kinda new too! only been around here for 3 days now!~

So welcome!!!

cute waifu

Post lewds
:^)
>Push pop and condoms
This does not send the right kind of message
Fine, I'll accept it, but only because Satan said so
Yeah you're pretty cool, it's nice to talk to you.
Fuck on outta here bitch nigga

she really is
hello again. how was the DnD

Good, yourself?

I'm alright. just watching portlandia and posting. up to anything fun tonight?

thanks

nice dubs and wrong person there

k

post lewds

you got trips

I dunno, he was more or less the ring leader.
Did you eat something else?

Nah.

Totes.

>to telegram
>chaste
Liar!

HEY PHAUX, (((SOUNDCLOUD))) DELEETED OUR CHANNEL

youtube.com/watch?v=Hb9q92aMwZg

Yea sowwee, I noticed too late~
Saw the green hair

Anyway, how are youuu?

Wut game? I can't find and and wew a specific screwdriver for Xbox? Wew2x I also went on a date with senpai (she's a year older than me)

You know what I mean

NO BAD

The usual and nothing special. But I'm no here now and I must keep them at bay

ME BAD? YOU'RE THE BAD ONE NOW GET!

Ayo
>I can't sign in. It won't let me reply if you responded

Kek

Mhmmm...

Well it's worth it
>especially when i get to see your lewds~
Thanks. And no not really, just enjoying the weekend i guess. Thanks I'm trying to get some quality lewds out there
Very nice

Are you serious?
Are you really Assclowns united?

Ya-yamete! Senpai wouldn't approve of me being so lewd with someone else!~
Pretty gud, I'm moving forward with senpai, we're gonna go on a date on Monday, its gonna be fun ^^
I LIKE PUSH POPS THEY'RE TASTY.
I like breaking them up mostly.
Anything goin on with you? :^]
Nice.
>Fucking T8 chinko screw driver specifically for Xbox.
But yeah, Soul Calibur 3, and also Final Fantasy XII for teh lulz.
>I WANT MY XBOX TO WORK
>FINALLY GOT FUGGIN SOUL CALIBUR 4

Nonon, your wonderful goddess of sound and music has been claimed!

>he was more or less the ring leader.
Bullshit. He came up with that just to piss off Atago.
And nope. The fact that you didn't respond when I asked you if you ate something yourself didn't made me very happy.

I share your opinion. ERP is pretty damn cringy, even if sometimes I'm baited into doing it as well.
Bow down to me, though, for I am Satan.

I'll tone it down a bit just because Satan can't be lewd
Also, because I'm not feeling that lewd today

I'm not letting you do that though. You'll have to get to know me better before~

Yes, bow down to my power! To my owos!

you got 777
>I got 666
We're meant for each other

You would love to check me to make sure, wouldn't you?
>
What? Why you doubt your daugther?

Fair enough!~

And as per usual! Police Officer of Lewds! You're the hero we don't deserve..

Well continue to enjoy it good sir! and said lewds! as many are!

I'm a little busy here

Right? Thought she'd be my age cause how we act but nope. Told me she went to Vegas with friends to drink in the summer

what a shame.

*Owo's in desperation*

Do she play Eurobeat?

You know there's no putting a leash on the Mizore... well, not in the figurative sense anyways.

So I see!
>Gas and condoms
Heh...heheh...good luck m8!

Nonon?

>not feeling that lewd today
GG No Wewby

He still perpetuated ERP. Which I don't like.

I don't remember you asking. I remember asking you to eat a sandwich and I don't remember getting a response after that.

But yeah, I ate some soup and grilled cheese earlier.

Ehhhhhhhhhh you can stop at any time. And Satan is just keeping my seat warm.
Did that edge hurt you?

Ayyy that means you can practice for Deja Vu at full volume :^).

Rest in Peace. Will probably see it later probably so it's all good.

My senpai isn't much older than I am, maybe half a year.
Its gonna be gr8. In the meantime, I gotta practice my Soul Calibur 3 so she won't defeat me!~

But if I don't clean out everything you wouldn't be ready for senpai. Hold still, I have to be rough!~
Are you human?
>yes
Is that enough?
I would indeed!
Shush now.

...

oh boy winter fags be making us lose our 5mb image limit

not much just alot of indooring this weekend

lies

no prob

we are i guess, trips say it all

Yes???

...

sleep well!

You don't have to be so firm with me. If you're not careful I might jam ^^
Night ^^
Neat :^]
Nononononononononononononon

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nice feet

You always try to damper the lewd fun
>why smugs?
I will. Why don't you join in?~
Mmm~

Rich people are evil monsters.
Middle class stronk.

Thank you, yours is a qt also.
Highschool DXD right?

It went well.
DM went really off measure this time, and it bogged down the campaign but I can't complain unless I want to start DMing again.

PLS

You're a baka.

middle class too strong. we need to empower the poor more.

Really? Do you really want me to be even more lewd?

*owos in amazement* yes, yes, feed me power!

Boxxy#6184
You add me to discord right now. If you don't have one, you create one. I'M GOING TO LEWD YOU UP BOY

Goddamnit... that's not fair! Not accepting this

This pic is def one of my favourites. Artist is pretty good, too
You still watching football?

>almost 444
Damn dude, so close
Also, so lewd

I know the feels, with the weather n all! glad you are well~

shh~
>dont tell smugs

Yes yes that is the one! Akeno is love!

I'm a fan of lewd, personally.

Well I can be gentle around your firing pin!~
Middle class live in cushy homes stressing about money
Poor class stronk

BOOM CLAP THE SOUND OF MY HEART
THE BEAT GOES NONONONONONOON

I'm just biased, if it wasn't obvious already. I've known Stocking since he got here. Pretty cool guy.

I did ask, though. You could check the archive if you wish you do so.

Grilled cheese sounds great.

It's tough love, sweety. I don't want you anywhere near the lewders!

Mmhmm. So what's up with you?

But the one you all need

At least try!

It don't feel right leaving hanging like that

Wew. Still a senpai

Boy!

Because I am the fun police

You're an officer right? Do your job!

I'll just believe you and apologize.
Sorry for accidentally ignoring you.

I'm sure he's a nice guy and all, but he perpetuates a practice I don't approve of. It can't be helped.

If it sounds great go make one! And eat it!

Just don't play with my trigger too much, and make sure you clean my thoroughly, if I'm dirty Senpai isn't gonna be happy!~
True. She was my senpai in high school so she'll be my senpai forever.

Ayyyy, damn straight! I still need to get my recording done, tonight's my last real night to do so.
>Have you gotten yours done Breeki?

Inb4 spaghetti everywhere

What did I doooooo?

SD Nonon?

>Wew
Not feelin the lewd myself, but I'll add for the future

It would only empower him. Surely even you know that!

Smugsman!

And not much besides working in the rain today, getting covered in paint and glue~
Also just had one of my defensive driving lessons for advanced driving...the things we do for jobs~

niga you always here go on some other bored or something

are you mocking me

Mmm~

its always almost with me for some reason

>dubs
its nice here right now

you hurt my trust for you

i guess thats good glad you had fun
i dont want to

But why, mom? Aren't lewders people too?
*Owo's frigthened*

It'll be fine, I've hung out with senpai enough that I don't get too nervous around her.
>Especially in SC, when we get into it, it's a horrific thing to watch, especially when we trade guard impacts for 30 seconds.
No :^3
Top kek.

>>dubs
and on 33 my favorite number!
and that's niice!

I am not
Keep going~ i promise I'll keep smugs busy
Well you can't stop me mr party pooper
Keep em coming in the next thread~

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...

So... Beatrice lewds?

Oh, yeah, I get you. I'm probably going to stop for now~

THAT'S EVEN MORE LEWD WEEW

Okay, I'm sorry... I didn't want to scare you~
*owos reassuringly*

>Rubu