Waifu claiming thread. Do whatever you want edition

Waifu claiming thread. Do whatever you want edition

Previous:>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!

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NO LEWDS

you seem interesting

I just don't want to see you wasting life away being a drunky.
Drinking is fine, but when that's all you do in free time, I feel it needs to be addressed!

O-Oh...~
Jeez, you're making me want to go compile a list of crossplays I wanna do now.

Claiming all these beautiful grils, you can't tell me I can't because if I don't no one will

Erica claimed

There air plane engines. I know there getting another season.

Fun fun.

hihihi all!~

Koumefag still here.
Nice to meet you too. Just call me Koumefag for now. Might change it up once I get some kind of something working on my $500 paperweight of a laptop.
... Who even are you?
Oh Neppy, you're making a big mistake...
What do I get?
Nothing makes me happier than that feeling of intimacy a good cuddle provides.
Repost with image.

This thread is CERTIFIED.
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i wonder what kind of change that could be

Holy dicks the Tournament mode is actually challenging, the bots are on another level.
>I'M GONNA FIGHT FOR HONOR.
Kek, do it for glory.
(Smugga)
Kek.
>Top Senpai Get!~
(Tsun)
Thanks, I'll do my best to impress you!
>And impress senpai.

I am Akeno! Nice to meet you yes yes

(discount tsundere~chan)
yeah bb
interesting?
ONE OF THEM ONLY

Lay em on me my man.

Decent night?

Why? ~

I activate my waifu card to claim her!

You ain't the boss of me

I'm not doing it as long as you don't do it either.
Worry not.

Hello there, user.

>chain lurk pics
I just realized how people don't do that anymore.
Not that I'm complaining.

Whoops

Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>lewd edition part 3
Mmm~
>Don't stop
Night night
>W E W
Hello Akeno. Glad you're still here

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>it said the reply to betty was sent, but it didn't pop up

Okay Cred Forums

Might play some vermintide or this war of mine again

Me too, Im not scared off yet!

weeeeeeeeeeeew ;3

>This War Of Mine
Gud shit.

Dubs will confirm let Nonon free!

rektangle.

For Glory!

So does that mean more akeno lewds?
You like?~

you remind me a bit of the one i love

I miss it

>off by 3
How to get qt senpai into anime?

Yeah. Watching GATE to get me sleepy. It's interesting to keep eyes open but the cool weather is closing them. One more ep and bed time

No I've been a bad mother :(
I didn't raise you right

>i know which images to choose on the captcha every time
hikage from senran kagura

do i now

anytime juvia
>especially for you

i know but not win enough
same as earlier, kinda boring

but isn't tomo a slut, or wass she a whore

(you)

have you showed her tekken, imo its the closest to soulcal out of most major fighting games
>melee
>friend didn't understand but she did
wew lad talk about hitting a gold mine
>bots aren't hard anymore
cpus always get easy in any game once you know combos, in skull girls the cpus don't do resets and full combos so the y get easy

Yes I am
Now go to your room to reflect on your heresy
It stopped being kool :(
:o

What console you play?
>Sorry I disappeared, went to store and mcdonalds

QOTT: who's ready for Halloween? Post halloween pics or smugs. If you have neither, I accept cute as well

I am

I like Juvia and I still haven't seen fairy tail. Would it be a waste of time?

I mean I've already seen 3000 anime, 1500 manga and one light novel

I dunno, whatever I feel like. For now, I have to order a new hard drive (or maybe an SSD instead) for the piece of shit. The current Seagate drive in the thing is completely boned, I can't install anything onto it.
Call me Koumefag. Or just Koume.
What's going on with you?
>JDM S13 Silvia
If I didn't blow up the SR20 that I swapped into my USDM S14, I'd totally sell it to get one of those...
Don't do big turbo with stock internals...
Imma smack your bitch ass up if you keep doing that "Owo what's this?" Shit.

Heres yuno in Homu's outfit.. and a labcoat for some reason

Hmmm, fine. This list could get very long if I really go at it...

Will do once at work.

>Implying I'm not ALWAYS ready for Halloween

>Very talkative
>Knows cars
This isn't my normal Koume.
>Big turbo with stock internals
What did you think was gunna happen?!

For The Fatherland!
>FUCKIN YOSHIMITSU HARDCORE FIGHTING ME
>TRADING BLOCK CLASHES N SHIT
Fugg
So whatcha gotta do is introduce her to that normie pleb tier shit, depending on her personality, starting with Slice Of Life/Cute anime might be pretty gud, or if she's interested in dramatic tv shows, get her into that good ol Clannad feelstrain. Just gotta find something that'll fit with her personality, it'll click and she'll be like "I need moar."
We played Tekken tag at this arcade, and I played some Tekken 4 with her once.
I'm ready!
>I'm mostly gonna fuck around with my kohai and drive to different hoods to mess with kids.
>Its gonna be lit
>Senpai might come.

You mean this room

But, For Glory. ^^

PS4

TRIPS YOU FREED NONON AND SHE GIVES THANKS!

but i dont think i love you yet
maybe if you play your cards right... [roleplay wink]

i dont know what to say
i cant into technology
sorry :\

Hit him with the chair!

Is it really that bad that I'm into spanking, mum?
Owo what's that? A threat? ;^)

You care. That means quite a bit.

Your uniform needs to cover that! That's unprofessional.

No lewds. You get that.

>those hips
JEEZUS MAYNE

Clamining this autistic tard as my waifu here~

How many of you guys are different from the claimers we already know?

Mmm~
Always have the best lewds
I mean i love it, most people don't feel the same but it's still good. 277 episodes it'll keep you busy for a bit but if you like rave master or something along those lines you'll like Fairy Tail
Wew
WEW

I'll hit him with my shield!
>Its super effective
>He got fucked up.
Eru got the best child bearing hips.
>

Oh good, I'm looking to form my own clan.. my current clan (tho founded with irl bros) is going to shit

Here's another pic of my room

just got start one rave master and it seem childish like monster rancer

Witches dont wear pants.

Also nice face.

He he

Good enough.

nice

She's here, and she has coffee

please no coffee, it's late. i have to go to work in like 6 hours

Fairy Tail's story is pretty good but the poor animation always ruins combat scenes for me :/

Why is going to shit? If you don mind.

Your lewds remind me of one thing. Japanese people in general don't understand tit physics. They can't draw them correctly, animate them, make figurines of them, or even 3d them correctly, much less realistically.

Yes. I think my waifu would agree.

>Nice face
Yeah well, nice eyes. Yeah.

Who is this? Nice pic.

Go to bed, Mavis. Not cause we want to get rid of you, but you should sleep before work.

yes that room
i already love you [I'm going to kill myself wink]

here

and

got distracted by a game

Hello. You said you wanted to talk to me at some point?

a cute

For you

They don't take the game very seriously and have their head far up their ass to do things right, I gotta do everything myself

Idk why they even bother playing, they'll drop this soon as BF1 is released or once hard mode is said and done

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Ta-Tadaima!

wow this is the fastest thats ever happened to me

indeed i did
tell me your story

Good

She likes horror movies..

You're welcome nonon

Oh no! I wasn't expecting you to enjoy it! You're not supposed to enjoy punishment neppy! That means a my hands must be involved. And I slap pretty hard~
>I know you're a maschosist

>Go to bed, Mavis. Not cause we want to get rid of you, but you should sleep before work.

i will likely be up for another hour, but thanks for the concern

tell me something interesting

Yeah...
Me too...
Is this spoopy enough for you?I honestly dunno, seeing as I was barely running any boost when shit blew up. This is my first turbocharged car I've ever owned, and stock turbos on the SR20DET's suck.
I'm getting the motor rebuilt right now, forged internals and all other supporting mods. Probably not gonna have the car back for a couple weeks. Even once I get the fucker back, I'm gonna have to go through that annoying break in process before I can get it tuned again.

I'm a weird Koume... Just go with it.
No worries, it's not everybody's thing.
BITCH! I AIN'T DOING THIS SHIT WITH YOU
I've been on here before under a different claim, but that was months ago... I dunno if anyone else claimed her before me.

Sounds like you need a bigger processor.

You Know! Are you getting BF1? Also, I missed what game the bad clan you were talking about was in.

Which user was the one who was learning hiragana and katakana? Are they here?

Haven't seen it, haven't seen anything in awhile. Sounds chill though, sleep well when you do.

Rest in Peace. Maybe someday further down the line?

Understood.

Gonna get some candy to pass out, but in reality just eat it all.

Ooooooooooooboi
Get her into some spooky anime. Like fuggin Corpse Party.

Fairy Tail is better then rave master. It's similar but a lot better to me. So that's why i say if you like rave master you'll like Fairy Tail
Don't stop at just one~
The 2014 animation is pretty trash. The original series was good. The new series should be better then 2014's
Tough to find a high quality lewd
>hope this one is better

youtube.com/watch?v=1RgYDaP-XqI

are you working/studying in computer science or anything

Kill yourself.

My story? Eh, it's not the most vivid of tales. I'm just a dude on the internet I guess.

thats good, keep it up

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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I needed that gif, cuz pink hair is great ya know. Sorry to hear, im mainly grinding strike so I dont get one shotted when I do the raid.

Thanks.

For you

Well, it's been a slow night, but you're already here.
I'm glad.

How are you doing, Togame?

i dont know what kind of things you like
yeah it ran poorly so something needs to be better

theres more to it, go on!
unless you really really dont want to

Ok and I'll finish it later untill I finsish The Walking Dead.

I just started watching the walking dead yesterday I put it aside because I thought it would suck as a zombie series

Well, there was, and they hated me for a reason I still can't figure out. Might I ask who you claimed before?

tell me anything you find interesting.

Eh.. the beta left me with a bad taste in my mouth but I likely will cancel my FFXV for BF1 cause fuck square for pusjing it back

Destiny is the game my clan is being shit at

I did the raid at 245 light level. I didn't die alot but it did hurt ALOT when getting hit. Guess my evasion is just good

Back from shower
Jesus threads move so fast this time of day
What did I miss?

It's very early morning for me, I'll probably won't be here for long. I'm very fine I can say.

How you doing yourself? How's your health concern?

I could go on, if you really wanted me to. What part of me do you wanna know about?

Hey, thats pretty good tho

Punishment feels good because, "mommy does it because she loves me"
Will I end up with a vibrant red cheeks?~

Mmmm~ don't stop now
Don't be a party pooper
I mean personally I'd skip rave master and go right to Fairy Tail cause they're similar but fairy tail is a lot better

whichever part you are most proud of

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well british tanks have had the ability to make tea in them since 1945
the normal stuff really. glad to have you back

Maybe. Either that or wait for the S15's to become import legal in the States.
No, I'm actually a graphic design student. I just know techie stuff because nobody else did and I was always the one who had to fix things in my family.
A bleach blonde assassin known only as Canaan. And then I fucked off for months because personal reasons.

Lewd

Currently talking to this one qt right now. Won't miss my chance. You?
>yes it is. Almost gave me a heart attack

I love it right now. Always had that kind of fantasy: modern and medival fantasy comes together

Only 'horror' I've seen is Another
>umbrellas
>shivers

A cute!

Bun cat!

And it's tough love. Very tough love~
You'll be sore for a few days so do get ready!
>

I meant for you, Tomobot.

This is the perfect near-lewd. It's suggestive, but not overt.

A lot of people in my office play Destiny, but grinds are something I can't abide. Yeah, I used to BF4 hard, and my friends from that were upset with the BF1 beta (tanks). Dice really made a solid game with BF4, so I hope that comes back. Crashes and all, still one of the best FPS.

>I was a helicopter master. I will miss that.

Small whale or big Shizuru? Will we ever know?

that's what i'm talkin about

2pooky

Good night guys, the short haired lover

I'm a decent cook I guess and I've been living on my own for the past 3 years or so.

I'm pretty proud about those things

Fairly sure it's a catfish.

>im getting into the less lewd part of the folder

hey you know
FF has been dead since 10 from what i hear both gameplay and story wise
still having trouble in destiny

everything

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

A beauty

Glad to see, you didn't just shoot down the title violently like most people. XD , I guess im just to the grind.

I think that is a fish, a catfish at that.
God damn.
>

well im not a bot
glad you liked it

hm , thats neat
what do you do for fun

ever impressed a girl with your cooking?

boat

Hey tsun

My idiot friends can't appreciate that.. they ignore the fact I'm typically the last one alive before wipe, I don't die from adds, the boss's insta kill is what fucks me

I'm used to the grind, I came from Runescape afrerall (and still playing)
I liked BF4, idk why people think it's shit, while I do like BF3 over 4, I don't think 4 is a shit game

Good night

I played XIII for it's design (and lighting was my vidya waifu), I sorta followed XV's development since Versus XIII cause it plays like kingdom hearts

youtube.com/watch?v=A3J8KLDtWSk

Couldn't help it

Another is pretty spoopy
>Also kinda cute sometimes.
Rad.

You know it
Night night
Thank god
>i don't know what I'd do with out my hikage lewds

Hello cutie slutty maid. What're you up to?

I was dating this guy for a few months, but my life always got in the way of things we wanted to do, and eventually we just drifted apart. I still have feelings for him and all, and I want to try our relationship again now what my life is a bit less of a trainwreck, but I'm not entirely sure how I should go about doing that when we haven't spoken to each other in about two months...
It's time to reap!
Video games, Netflix and... Blowing up the engine in my car because I'm an idiot... Yeah... I'm getting the motor rebuilt though, and it's gonna be able to take more abuse once it's done and once it's been broken in a bit.

I've had a couple of them over since last year or so, all of them pretty underwhelmed by me, but if I had to guess, i'd say they enjoyed my cooking at least.

What about you? What's your story?

Glad to be back
Even for the short amount of time I will be here
How did your Sunday go?
Noooooooooo
Care to fill me in?
Hey you know
How are things

>im back
My wife won the game

Night

Whichever one comes first, and is more convenient.

Really does sound good, and hear it did well. Might see it, later on. Much later on.

You also play runescape to? Oldschool or RS3? (I'm Oldschool). And Yeah Im used to the grind, but they fact that you are trying well enough to stay alive and to do what you can, should be appreciated.

Why wouldn't I care?

FOR GLORY!

Always get forged if running boost and it's a non-stock turbo. Even if it's not a lot. Otherwise shit blows up.
>Weird
Please, you're someone that I can talk to about cars! That's a good thing!
>Try to stop by auto store and pick up a brake light
>Close at 10
>It's 10:10
FUCKING JUST
>Get fast food instead

>I want to try our relationship again now what my life is a bit less of a trainwreck
Well you know what they say a good start is half the battle

Claiming best girl.

watching meme compilations at 6am to cure my crippling depression
What about you?

So where are you folks gonna go if this place is deleted?

Also, hi.

Doing better after some mcnuggies and talking to my babe, you?

Oldschool baby, (rarely RS3)
Yeah they're all HURR GRIND UR LITE LEVUKL UP LOL, like fuck off nigga I'm a hell lot better than any of them are and I play longer

Why not both?

>Looked it up, the waifu's name is literally the name of her anime.
Good lord, that plot sounds really confusing.

I don't know what to call a mix between a rabbit and a cat! A Cabbit, perhaps?

Now i'm asleep

really quiet and lonely

That's lewd

Good. No lewds makes me happy!
A stunning woman

>

I don't know any other. The OST for Another is so beautiful. The only cute part was the dancing, mei making a sandcastle, her joking, and and the octopus thing

Cliche as it sounds but I just leave a "hey hope you're doing well and all. I know we haven't been talking much but I hope you're doing fine" or some thing . Hope the dude is nice enough to reply back and take a conversation from there and slowly build back up. What was once lost can be found again

I only did it for rory cause M'smugger. But I love it now. Especially a qt name shino kuribayashi

Yes. You're my cabbit!

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You know Sachi, we kinda sound alike. Do you hate yourself as well?
Oh well, I actually have a few communities I go around, so that's that.

>l-lewd

Also [spoiler] yes [/spoiler]

She's so cute guys.

Night Eru!

Catfish don't look like that. Whale sharks are fish, not mammals.

I didn't. I really wanted to play! I loved the Borderlands series. When I heard about the grinds and drops ... I started to shy away.

beep boop dials
I HATE how American cars don't always have oil pressure or voltage!

I like this picture. That doesn't mean I accept any of your shenanigans, Syndra.

Lewds are the best
Hello yuno chan

No One beats ononoki

they're nice

Munchkin was the game

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Oldschool yeah!!! And my "friends" do the same.

Welcome to Cred Forums. Fool.
Go get the belt ~

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i dont think you like me that much if you think im a bot

hmmm
is it a nice car? have you had a nice car in the past?

i think thats really cool
too bad about the girls though

this isnt fair, but i dont know if i have a story yet
maybe someday
sorry

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>Bf4
>Legacy gen
Jesus christ

What's gud Tali?

Ah so you know the sufferin
Got steam or somethin? I'll add ya!

Technically 3d yes, I talk with her through discord

I only know some of 7's characters through kingdom hearts
My first FF is X and didn't kept me too interested in it but was still fascinated by the designs

Good night!

>You Know

>Pop up headlights
Whatcha driving?
Yeah. Now that I'm not working two jobs and doing full time school at the same time hopefully I'll be able to start off on a solid foundation.
I dunno, it made sense to me when I watched through it.
Thanks. I'll text him in the morning (it's late as fuck here and I don't wanna be rude and wake him up), maybe see where that takes me. He's a really sweet guy, so I'm hoping he'll at least try to talk to me a bit.

>Koumefag