Just had the most bizarre live chat with an ATT help desk

Levi Torres
Levi Torres

just had the most bizarre live chat with an ATT help desk.

Live chat help desk thread? is that even a thing

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Jordan Hall
Jordan Hall

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Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

have you ever been checked for autism?

Mason Evans
Mason Evans

why, do you think she wanted to Skype with me or something?

Charles James
Charles James

why, do you think she wanted to Skype with me or something?
I think she wanted you to fuck her like the a Chad fuckoby you are, you better call her back

Robert Allen
Robert Allen


eh she claimed to be "jessica" but she typed with an indian accent

Christian Edwards
Christian Edwards

No, you fucking idiot.

Liam Martinez
Liam Martinez

Tips Fedora

Mason Cruz
Mason Cruz

typed with an indian acccent
fucking kek

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

I had a bunch of screenshots on my other computer where I basically fucked around in the GM live chat but it's a shitty Windows computer and it's heavy and really slow and honestly I'm just too lazy to boot that thing up right now and post some shit that may or may not even be that funny.

Basically, I filled out my name as something whacky and kept asking to buy a car to fit some really weird standards and I'd keep asking about very specific things until the employee on the other line gets the joke and disconnects.
My favorite one was when I put Josef Fritzl as my name and asked if one of the cars had enough room to fit a mattress in the back. When the employee asked why, I said, "Uh...me and the kids go camping a lot..." She didn't get it. I kept dropping blatant in-jokes and she still didn't get it. It was until she asked for my address (I gave Fritzl's address) that she actually got it and almost lost her professionalism.
There was another one where I put in a totally generic name like Steven Johnson or something like that and pretended to be a depressed 50-something-year old man going through a divorce.
Good times.

Robert Lee
Robert Lee

i think i found a new hobby to pass the boring hours at work

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

Well so much for that.

I'm confused, what did she mean?

Jaxson Edwards
Jaxson Edwards

what did she mean
she wanted the autist to leave her alone but was not allowed to terminate the customer support chat

Ethan Myers
Ethan Myers

are you sure? I mean, looks like she wanted to continue talking with OP and hoped he came up with a better retort but got disappointed and ended the chat because he sucks at conversations

Blake Reed
Blake Reed

Nobody and I mean nobody wants to talk to any of you coming from a call center phone and chat rep. OP is just autistic.

Sebastian Williams
Sebastian Williams

This is kinda fucked, but once a month or so, I'll chat up Samsung telling them I need help installing drivers to my pc to help my phone, and they'll try to get me to install them. I just act completely brainless about computers until they remote control my pc and do it themselves, but I'll have porn up on the screen so they have to see the porn while they work. Really gets me off. Best thing is when I make them acknowledge it too, like five me permission to keep it up on the screen.

Best time ever was when I had a lot downloaded, and I told the lady at Samsung that i needed help putting videos on my phone. She asked whuch one, and i made her open up like 3 pornos and skip around until I found one I liked. I always try to find women... sometimes even look them up on LinkedIn. I recommend it

Julian Jackson
Julian Jackson

kek

Liam King
Liam King

This is fantastic material, OP'S woeful attempts at hitting on a possible female he's never seen or met, her nailing to the brain comment, th3 nervous laughter, finished off with the user professional response completely against the flow of conversation.

Never change Cred Forums

Angel Scott
Angel Scott

fuck am I autistic? not OP but I still confused about her comments, like nailing to the brain. or "well so much for that" response

I realize OP was dumb for trying but still can't figure out her response at all

Blake Long
Blake Long

Holy shit pls record this - PC and phone call so we can see it next time

Thomas Jones
Thomas Jones

shes probably from Pakistan or something and was trying to raise her 16 kids while also talking to this autist

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

She's almost certainly not a native English speakers, so comments are a bit odd.

If you're unsure if you're autistic though, you probably are. A non-autistic person would never worry about such a thing.

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