Just had the most bizarre live chat with an ATT help desk

just had the most bizarre live chat with an ATT help desk.

Live chat help desk thread? is that even a thing

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have you ever been checked for autism?

why, do you think she wanted to Skype with me or something?

>why, do you think she wanted to Skype with me or something?
I think she wanted you to fuck her like the a Chad fuckoby you are, you better call her back

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eh she claimed to be "jessica" but she typed with an indian accent

No, you fucking idiot.

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>typed with an indian acccent
fucking kek

I had a bunch of screenshots on my other computer where I basically fucked around in the GM live chat but it's a shitty Windows computer and it's heavy and really slow and honestly I'm just too lazy to boot that thing up right now and post some shit that may or may not even be that funny.

Basically, I filled out my name as something whacky and kept asking to buy a car to fit some really weird standards and I'd keep asking about very specific things until the employee on the other line gets the joke and disconnects.
My favorite one was when I put Josef Fritzl as my name and asked if one of the cars had enough room to fit a mattress in the back. When the employee asked why, I said, "Uh...me and the kids go camping a lot..." She didn't get it. I kept dropping blatant in-jokes and she still didn't get it. It was until she asked for my address (I gave Fritzl's address) that she actually got it and almost lost her professionalism.
There was another one where I put in a totally generic name like Steven Johnson or something like that and pretended to be a depressed 50-something-year old man going through a divorce.
Good times.

i think i found a new hobby to pass the boring hours at work

>Well so much for that.

I'm confused, what did she mean?

>what did she mean
she wanted the autist to leave her alone but was not allowed to terminate the customer support chat

are you sure? I mean, looks like she wanted to continue talking with OP and hoped he came up with a better retort but got disappointed and ended the chat because he sucks at conversations

Nobody and I mean nobody wants to talk to any of you coming from a call center phone and chat rep. OP is just autistic.

This is kinda fucked, but once a month or so, I'll chat up Samsung telling them I need help installing drivers to my pc to help my phone, and they'll try to get me to install them. I just act completely brainless about computers until they remote control my pc and do it themselves, but I'll have porn up on the screen so they have to see the porn while they work. Really gets me off. Best thing is when I make them acknowledge it too, like five me permission to keep it up on the screen.

Best time ever was when I had a lot downloaded, and I told the lady at Samsung that i needed help putting videos on my phone. She asked whuch one, and i made her open up like 3 pornos and skip around until I found one I liked. I always try to find women... sometimes even look them up on LinkedIn. I recommend it

kek

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This is fantastic material, OP'S woeful attempts at hitting on a possible female he's never seen or met, her nailing to the brain comment, th3 nervous laughter, finished off with the user professional response completely against the flow of conversation.

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fuck am I autistic? not OP but I still confused about her comments, like nailing to the brain. or "well so much for that" response

I realize OP was dumb for trying but still can't figure out her response at all

Holy shit pls record this - PC and phone call so we can see it next time

shes probably from Pakistan or something and was trying to raise her 16 kids while also talking to this autist

She's almost certainly not a native English speakers, so comments are a bit odd.

If you're unsure if you're autistic though, you probably are. A non-autistic person would never worry about such a thing.