Stuff in butts

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sleep is for the weak, and less faggy

you must drink it Nanar

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Nothing at all really, I may very well sit here till I get frozen stuck to the chair, yourself?

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A drink of what exactly? I can't tell if the mouth is in his ass or balls or dick. I'm confused.

No one wants Snarf butts.

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did tiger die?

studying for a psych exam now

then you should post the kind of butts that people want

he choked to death on his brownies

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He's munching on fudge cake

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I wish I knew what those words meant

it means I'm getting learnt

hawt

have any more animated stuff from this artist?

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Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

i did something like that once

are you learnt?

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I think I learned why carrots are more orange than oranges

show me all the gay

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

he never shared

Babababastard!

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and why is that?

all that dick sucking and no brownies

Show me the end, for there is no respite in this life.

k

he had a good reason im sure of it. he is always very nice

there must be a good reason...

Because their names got mixed up, I think

Ohwell, good thing I got a fudge cake in the fridge, want some?

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give me pls

Snarfs need love too.

brownies can do terrible things

interesting

I wish master would talk to me on steam.

I'll have to ask mommy first

I want wisdom, where to buy

if you post nice butts, then everyone will love you

you have to go find it

Maybe on Amazon, or perhaps ebay

how can something so great do anything terrible?

she doesnt need to know

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My mom has a 6th sense, and a 7th, an 8th and a fricking 200th as well

target has it on sale at $5/lb

with great brownies comes great greediness

No, Snarf butts need love.

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I like snarf butts

smother her with cake

this makes my dick sad

youtube.com/watch?v=57VQ2k4ltaI

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Do you really want her facial hair in it

how much is left?

Of what, my mom's beard or the cake?

now you have to make your own brownies and not share them

how much wisdom do you think you'll need

A lifetime's worth of it

cake

i will share with everyone except tigger. he has forsaken me

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All of it, it hasn't been unpacked yet

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nibi always has best pictures

cut a piece and smother her with it

that'll be awfully expensive

poor tigger

I like that butt

Yeah they're pretty good.

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butts n stuff

POOR ME!!!!!!

I'll smother you first~!
My mom is a millionaire after selling the old house, I'll be fine :P

with cake pls

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Of course, with what else? My mom's beard?

i dont knowwwwwwwwwwwww

I'm sure you'll get some of his brownies somehow

well then you'll have all the wisdom you'll ever need

I gotta ask her wtf she's planning to do with that cake, it's been sitting there for weeks

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I can buy a lifetime supply for both of us, and Katten too

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hey AM

then I can be extra wise

ok

it is too late they are all gone

its probably spoiled by now if its been weeks....

how you doin fag

:D

why

iunno

You will be the wisest
Impossible, it's deeply frozen in space and time, or something, I dunno

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you'll just have to take all his brownies next time he makes some

pretty good. doing some studying. what're you up to?

hooray!

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Yess!

freezing a cake makes it dry. it is ruined already.

i will and i will also make my own

that is DISTURBING
post more

bored out of my miiind

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Then it probably isn't a cake cause this one is meant to be frozen

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still freezing?

that'll show him

nothing to do?

just... why

nothing at all

pfff, what is this from?

It's warmer now cause the sun has started to rise

I ask myself that same question when I try to look for someone.

e621.net/post/index/1/hladilnik

how was your weekend?

now you can take off one of those hundreds of blankets

hmmm.
eat it and give me some right now pls

yeah!

yeah me too man, me too

knot bad stuff, I suppose

boring
sat around, games, masturbated

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Yeah, but I'll be keeping one cause I'll go to bed soon enough anyway

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bueno

mugerz

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tfw hungry and sleepy at the same time, what do, what do

How are you tonight

doesn't sound too bad

hopefully you don't freeze again

eat your cake in bed, then fall asleep

dommer

fight the hunger and go to sleep. and drink liquor

Katten will feed me

a usual weekend really

zatchary

cozy and relaxed. nearly it is cold enough to wear socks constantly,

I already feel drunk enough
Blergh, goodnight kitty luv

I hate wearing socks.

i love fabric, on my body.

howl r u mai furend?

get more drunk~
sweet dreams~

Eh, I only like some fabrics.

Going to the doctor's office to get a prescription for my ADD, fucking sucks not being able to focus on most anything for more than a half hour or so at a time, sometimes a few minutes

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sleepy. dreamlike. languorous. somnambulous.

i have nice cotton socks, and fleece pajamas, and a fleece blanket. bring on the snow, PLEASE

kiss

How's everyone enjoying their October so far? Watching any horror movies?

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I've never had a snowy winter.

Just very wet.

Sick of my PC and just sick in general.

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well then eat what he feeds you and immediately sleep

nite nite

mines pretty good. any movies to recommend?

I am also tired, you should retire for the night

best gif

i have yet to see a horror movie this month. have any recommendation ?

Afflicted with endless despair.

Yeah its okay

Watched The Collector recently, never seen it before

I've got some nice tea now

how was it?

What amphetamine compound are you prescribed?

but i am incapable of facing tomorrow

i could handle a wet, cloudy winter. it would not be as nice as a snowy one, but where i live it will most likely just be wet too.

that movie is brutal as fuck. DO NOT watch the second one. its absolute garbage. complete shit.

what kind? i want tea now

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My leeegs huuuuuuuurt

Was surprisingly good, I was expecting some stupid slasher movie and got a house filled with traps
Was previously prescribed Concerta when I was a child and it didn't seem to do shit for me. Gonna try to get adderall or something similar this time to see how it treats me

english breakfast tea, it's tasty

Post your butt.

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what'd you do to them

do you plan on watching a bunch of horror movies?

we can face it together

to much running?

y

ooo
i have a delicious green and rose tea that sounds pretty great right now

mew

Too bad I can't head back east or some where it snows

I sit on them.

I plan on watching one a day for the entire month, old and new. Preferably ones I haven't seen yet. Gonna watch The Purge tomorrow

well then dont do that?

Good idea, i hear great things about dextroamphetamine.

Green is better.

I need to stop doing that (one foot underneath), it's starting to fuck with one of my legs now

saaaame

you should go make it

how long did you sit on them that they're hurting?

I think that was a good movie. I've always wanted to see cabin in the wood, I've heard it's good

but I don't like green tea

Oh well.

Sold another system today. Hoping to get enough to go on another trip here in November

Sleep time. Goodnight, fags.

MEOW.

It's how I sit.

Both legs not just one foot, but yeah after a while it hurts.

Like three hours.

Cabin in the Woods is a mix of comedy and horror, so keep that in mind when going into it. Not stupid comedy like Scary Movie though.

that doesnt sound comfortable at alll

very nice hombre, what system?

i think i will

goodnight~

I hit another snag at level 88 in PoE

I dunno what I want to do

nite nite

you should stop sitting like that

keep me updated

Sega Genesis 2 with a few games

Same guy bought an N64 yesterday as well

Kinda funny because hes getting whipped by his wife into buying all these old systems for her

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ha ha, those zany straights

You must not have comfortable legs.

I've done it since I was little and it's a habit and it's not that bad until you move.

Ever get that feeling you'l never feel comfortable again? Like if someone stuck needles in all the joints of your body.

don't your legs fall asleep sitting like that?

If quads I'll shove a broom up my butt

give up, thats the best option

you must have off legs

I cant say I have, but that probably isnt a good thing.

shove it up there anyways

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yeah I probably should
I was aiming to make enough exalted(so 15) to sell and get back the money I put into tabs so Ill probably play a little bit more

Requesting more webms

off legs?

I'm not /that/ heavy

gooooo 2 bed

To be honest I bought league some stuff like old games

I meant to type weird
you know when you hear something and you type that out instead of what you meant to type?eventually, maybe

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Eventually, sounds like a good time for right now

That's weird.
And they aren't weird. Pretty sure you've seen them before.

my friend invited me to come service at a glory hole with him tomorrow. anyone ever been? what should I expect?

you'll just need to find a better way to sit. or you gotta sit on something soft

maybe you both just like making your spouses happy

Never been, would try it if it was a private one with people I knew or friends of those I know. Too much risk

Yeah I suppose thats it.

Have fun with the STDs user.

Yeah I have a pillow I put under my legs

ill need a refresher I guess, I dont remember everyones leg pics im afraid

I gave up a while ago, fucking labrynth BS triggered me

noh, is to early for sleeps

you just need to force yourself to sit differently then

Almost 4 am for you though

its only 2:17 ya baka!

What's funny is, in my case it isn't even that I'm sitting on my foot, it's the angle at which my leg is at that's fucking it up

They are normal.

Meh they are better now I just needed to stretch.

weeeeeeeeird

>STDs from a blowjob

american bible belt sex education?

you can get HPV from a blowjob

Used to sit cross-legged on my previous chair, but it started fucking up both legs so I stopped because just one was fine for a while
You can still get an STD if they have herpes or if you A) have an open wound in your mouth or B) swallow the load

it is steeping

hows the tea?

You're a baka for being up so late

Unprotected oral sex? That's easy to get STD's

So apparently Kratom isn't actually banned yet, people were able to get them to delay it for now. Might have a chance at getting some

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what is that

>Implying Implications
If you really think you can't get STDs from oral... You know what. Go for it. Survival of the fittest.

cross legged while on a chair? That sounds uncomfortable.

most men never show symptoms but I'm vaccinated anyways
I'll be sure to not cut my mouth then. Also B) isn't true. It's when you hold their cum in your mouth for a while that you can get infected. "Spit or swallow, just don't let it wallow" ;)

Alternative to opioids that isn't as addictive, can be made into tea

are you sitting on both feet on a wheeled chair?

Just came a bunch. Thanks fam.

oo is it time for coffee

If I use the computer yeah

dom what kind of coffee and how do you like it?
I like black coffee usually

just because you dont show it doesnt mean you cant get it. and the vaccine only protects from a few strains, and there are over 100 strains.

sounds fun~

some store brand decaf hazelnut

i love fatty coffees, with lots of milk, but that still taste like dirt

A lot of people that suffer daily pain use it for pain relief without being addicted to shit, and some people even use it for ADD treatment. But since they're deciding that it needs to be scheduled the same as heroin, guess I'll go get some adderral to treat it. Thanks DEA

I tried a hazelnut black eye coffee a couple of days ago, fucked up my sleep for days

that is why i drink decaf

Ever get that nauseous feeling from drinking hot coffee too fast? Imagine that but with espresso bitterness for almost an entire day

Why even drink coffee if its decaf?

hooray DEA!

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daaaam danyel