Waifu claiming thread. Don't do whatever you want edition

Koume claimed.
>Pop up headlights
Whatcha driving?
Yeah. Now that I'm not working two jobs and doing full time school at the same time hopefully I'll be able to start off on a solid foundation.
I dunno, it made sense to me when I watched through it.
Thanks. I'll text him in the morning (it's late as fuck here and I don't wanna be rude and wake him up), maybe see where that takes me. He's a really sweet guy, so I'm hoping he'll at least try to talk to me a bit.

bye bb

I can't sleep

In other news, cute tiger get's trips.

Sounds awful.
I'm doing nothing really. Just kind of waking up i suppose.
Definitely a cat fish. Has the whiskers and the big dopey lips and everything.
Hi there.

still here

and

see you

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I do hope it works out for you then

I couldn't either if my waifu was that spoopy

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Anyone mind filling me up on what's up with the clowns everyone talk about?

Farewell tsun

Nighty night water girl

Hohoho my~
Eh I wanked already so I'm not so much

Welcome to the club, bub

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The chief has my heart

welcome
night

hey purple/blue lady chan

yes i was, see ya

i don't know most turn based games only keep me in up until the half way point unless it takes some strategy or has interesting or likeable designs like earthbound and pokemon respectively

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Not lewd

I got this instead
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It's apparently a trend that started in the east USA spreading. There's clowns in my city and I know damn well I'll be hunting them. They're also said to lure children and are armed

>late as fuck
Youre somewhere in Europe. But my big guess is UK
>don't want to wake him up
Adorable really
Hears to hoping for the best dude!

Apparently there's a trend going on where people dress as sinister clowns and lurk around in the night, ever since the report in wisconsin (I think that's where it began)

I found them boring.. strangely enough I'm not bored with pokemon.. guess the whole concept of battling with pokemon at last kept me into it... I NEVER touched a pokemon game sans stadium til recent years

i appreciate you saying that

is the car nice

Lewds are definitely bad!

Claiming Cute Cloud

I think you meant to say cute, user

Thank you

1991 RX7 Convertible. It's NA, and I'm not a fan of convertibles, but it was BY FAR cheaper than any other Mk3 or RX7, and was 15 minutes away rather than 3 hours.

I may get my wife to blow me or fap

>lewds
>bad
Only 1

Of the face?
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Good morning.

Wheres your waifu from?

Nice, wish I had someome to blow me, but I suppose yearly cosplay sluts in cons will do.

I love Munchkin! 1v1?

It's okay! I still like you! Beep Boop :^]

That was a year or two ago. Was about playing with friends.

Do you have any non-lewds? Same shit, every night.

I feel I didn't meet your expectations in regards to how interesting I am, I'm sorry for that

Best girl is mine. All other girls are trash.

Although knife play sounds interesting I'd rather go for a paddle at most.
So no more info on the clowns? Weird.
Spooky.

How'd you sleep?

Claiming Queen of Slams and Pentakills.

im not a bot though

That's good but damn I dont wanna imagaine how bf4 runs on legacy

It is the spirit of halloween afterall!

Pls reply to me

Ironically thats where i met her
Yes plenty but i love the rise people like you give give

Howdy.

thats not important
dont feel sorry

*hug*

@706378453
No

No need to thank me for it Booki. I do it because I want to and care.

>No oil or voltage
I won't touch a car if it doesn't have it.
Although my oil one is how much oil the oil pump is putting into the combustion chamber.
>Came up to red light
>Felt like doing a little peel out
>Light turns yellow on other way
>REEEEEEV
>Drop clutch
>Not fast enough
>It burns
>Terible smell of burnt clutch
And that's my embarrassment for the night.
Meant to put this reply with To show you the gauge cluster

You leave me a slight glimmer of hope then

She's from Kantai Collection~
I thought you knew tbh

oshit waddup!

>@

All I understood was assassins that have been vaccinated from some disease have to fight people from their past or something. That's doesn't seem that interesting if you ask me.

I meant of the cat/rabbit mix.

@706378453
No.
Damn, beat me to it.

hello newfriend

Reply.
Hi space burka.
I want candy.

Well. At least the bleeding stopped.

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Good, neppy. Very good
Yeah dude other than that I'm not sure. It's very recent. About late September

They have you lol. But that would be a site to see

Heres hoping you meet a perfect freaking cosplay girl who makes your life easier and gives you tons of sexies
Hello plus-chan
Thats always a plus
Based vampire waifu

hey there i have new pictures!!!

Thanks.
No, I live in the States. And it's really not that late, but my sleep schedule is a little fucked so it feels later than it really is and yeah...
It's a '97 Nissan S14 240SX that I engine swapped with the SR20 from a Japanese '98 Nissan S14 Silvia (half of one, really...). It's more of a drift pig than anything else, but I daily it because I have nothing else... Or at least, I did before I blew the fucking motor on it. When it's working, it's pretty fun though.
Whoa, rotarybro.
I've always been curious about the Mazda RX series. Those motors put out a lot of power for their small displacement, and sound like angry bees nests when you rev 'em high enough. I've always been told they require constant maintainable though.

I'll try.

It seems like the person I was looking for isn't here though, so I'll be leaving now

Until next time

Shit its you!
Didn't recognize you with those two past art styles

Haha I just bought candy too!~

Thank you based Tali, I'd think that was some fantasy thing but I did saw a cute girl I felt a bit a crush for this year
>Added her on facebook but too beta to make a move
>Downside is she has a kid and is one of those that goes 1 bf to another

Hooray for you, vampire scum!

Get that sleep in dude. Fix that circadian cycle. Oh okay so you're eastern time

day-walker.....

hmmmmmmmm

cya round

>I defy standards for attention
Sure. TBQH if it really bothers me, I'll hide. This whole thing is a circlejerk charade anyway.

You're the other milanon, right?

>newfriend
That's Makoto, nignog.

Beep boop Didn't XBONE

loli trul you

Tbh that isn't the con girl you'd want...she'd probably cheat on you. But keep looking there are plenty of worthwhile hotties at the cons.
Milanon?

Well going to sleep lads i got a long day of trying to get work tomorrow

>plus chan
Do you enjoy drinking tears or what? ;~;
Jelly now.
I still long to get a vibrant red ass though.

Im sorry i wasnt trying to make you sad....i just liked the little hair clips

I only xbone for halo

Yeah.. at least I'll just be con buddies.. at most.. one night stand.

Sour punch straws~ yummy!

Not even close to Eastern, actually... I live in Phoenix...
>I've been up since like 2am, but I'm too awake now to fall back asleep for whatever reason please help
I lost you again, didn't I?

Alright i guess, wasnt so bad.
What about you?
Any plans for the night?

Did it again... I should really get some sleep...

oshit waddup!
Yeah, I figured that might be it

Stopped playing Halo at 3.

Goodnight.

i just wanted to see if maybe i knew you from somewhere

but also yes

sadness

Waddup everyone

So what's up? Other than the unable to sleep

Halo 4 was good enough, Halo 5 is in the wtf end.. especially in multiplayer's customization and the way you unlock shit by fifa tier packs

Heya rube

Whats wrong?

Vampire scum...

It's guaranteed by your mother

Is it so bad? I still like you!

>scold

Hey there Mavis. What's new?

They're surprisingly not as high maintenance as the memes make them out to be. Ya, you got the apex seals every 80-100k, which is an engine rebuild. And you gotta check the oil every other fill up, but otherwise you're pretty much in a rev happy little car. The super high maintenance meme mostly comes from turbo models which blows through apex seals about twice as fast.

I'll get a recording of me revving it up a bit later if you'd like.

I slept fairly well. As for plans...
Acquire food. That's all.

The D-pad clips, I know what you meant, it's just that getting called by something different than Neptune or similar anihilated my ego.
Ruby! Hello!
Hnngh. Mom's approved seal, on my buttcheeks. Damn :^)

I'm watching MOB PSYCHO 100
It's amazing

How about you?

helped my friend move all weekend and i'm super sore. i have work very early tomorrow morning. i really should go to bed.

Give us lewds

Debating if I want to grind in runescape or watch re:zero.... and talking to hannu sorta

Heya Yuno. What's up?

W-Why are you scolding me?!

Heya Neppu, what's up?

Should have guessed.

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>hand holding
DAMMIT YOU KNOW THAT IS FORBIDDEN
HELL'S WRATH WILL BE RELEASED FROM MY HAND TO THE MOTHER OF A SPANKINGS I WILL GIVE YOU

Dude you should. It's 1:08

No trips, no lewds.

they think im a bot
its horrible

Oh yeh sit on my dick

Pls

Eh nothing really, just settling down after an autistic fit

Fuck them, they're gay and they like men for thinking so

Well, to simplify what I said, it's kind of a beater project car for now. Fun to drive though.
About an hour until midnight. I'll try to get some sleep
I see. Maybe some other time. I'm gonna try and sleep for now.

Goodnight Waifu thread~

Fun times

Why would you be a robot?

Then go sleep yo! /waifu/ ain't goin nowhere.

>Sleeping
>

But nah, night mang. Good to see another carfag I can talk to around here,

Wah? I can't get pregnant by handholding myself! But please, I must be endoctrinated!!
Nothing much, I'm hungry tho, you?

Goodnight

Goodnight dude. Please do take care

No hand holding til you're married!

Need trips son.

Senpai!

>Implying you don't post lewds anyways

Seems like fun times are on halt. she's away.

Autistic fit? Did something happen though?

Doing literally nothing, and so am I, but I want something sweet, and there's nothing sweet here.

Yes

I dont lewd my waifu.
Still no trips.

YOU KNOW WHY

It's okay you're pretty much human here!

Why the waterworks, Kitten?

Wow, I'm not sweet?

Trips

Anyone want to watch this with me

wouldnt that be from different reasons though
something about me being here a lot
im a human everywhere that doesnt change

Haha jk now is tripz

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1n8E3ntWUg

Trips for nips

Nope

Whats your waifus name ill look them up myself

My wife

Rood.

Just some serious beef between me and some clan mates
A middleschooler pothead talked alot of shit to the point I snapped and initiated esdeath mode, threaten to kick his teeth in
The leader later just rubbed salt in the wound by being all "hurr we could finish raid if we had communication!" in a shit eating grin tone directing at me cause I was quiet through our 2nd and 3rd fresh raid run for loot for alt. characters, they suck at the final boss

>Posts pantsu shots
Lol k

Fuck them anyways, you're a beautiful person and have a heart of gold, don't let them take it from you

Ur gay and no one cares
Guve lewds

I wanna see her bum pls user

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You know the rules. Now go register for Diplomacy.

Give us lewds

But, what if I feel the urge to, mom? Is it wrong to hold my own hand?Oh well, I don't even have candy, all I have is meat, and cheese, nothing else.

Rory Mercury
Pantsu isnt really lewd per se. About a 1.5. And others get MUCH lewder. I only have about 4 pantsu pics anyway.

Link pls

Why did you spoodfeed user? He should of googled rory lewds like a big boy

Lewd roll

ok thanks

Yes you are

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Only your hand. That's okay

I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

I miss Chen

Hey. This gets them off the thread.

Goodnight mom!
Of course I'm sweet, I'm me! Luv ya hun ~

Link swap?

Why not?

Her face is so pretty i want to come on that chin hmnng

Welcome.
How's your day?

Good night Smugdere

I can google rory lewds and still be here
Check mate

... wut @ Suika

Foods! Be back in a bit!

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If they google the lewds they have what they want from here. They leave.
Cool beans.
But I have no real lewds.

quiet. yourself?

Hmmm, fair enough. What's up?

Nothing really, just bored, cold and kind of tired

Na nigga they won't necessarily fuck off, they could still lurk

Slightly productive, rather have it been quiet tho

This is what happens when I'm sleepy. Yeah, link swap...
"Yes you are

Hmmm, perhaps a blanket and sleep is in order?

>I can't eat you
Why of course you could~

How tight is rory

The final boss of the raid does require callouts and communication, which of course most of the team half ass it and yet somehow I'm at fault when I stay quiet (to prevent myself from angering further) through the 2nd and 3rd fresh run up to the said boss for gears to our alts

Talk about rubbing salt on the wound, once this wa said and done I left, he had the nerve to message me to chill and that my anger is getting old.. like the nigga never learned from past raids I'm autistic and take this shit seriously

If I argue they get lewds. Then I have to lewd the waifu. Its a win win.
You didnt even get close to trips.

it wont be how you want normally

I'm on the couch under my blanket trying to stay warm

I hate being sick

How so?
In my quiet days, everyone fucks off and let me grind in peace

Well... can I, then?

Well, can't you change groups or something then? Just stop playing with them? I never played Destiny (I'm assuming it's Destiny that we're talking about), but doesn't it have random matchmaking or something?
Either way, I'd say drop those guys, they're not worth your time

I had Satanic trips a few threads ago~
But it doesn't count, fuck

Heyn I'm like the deluxe deal, on a side, you have a cute, little loli to love and cuddle, and then you have Purple Heart with these hot, sexy, love handles and plenty of dangerous curves, only Stevie Wonder wouldn't fall for me.
I would love to play with you honestly, too bad I don't own anything required.

Are you having lots of water and soup?

I don't see why not~

They're my irl "bros".. guess I will drop them tho, I've had it with them

You're a sweetheart but you wouldn't really want to raid with me, I get VERY autistic and serious

Perhaps something more chill like overwatch or whatever, then I'll be fun

You~ deserve~ iit~

Mmhm

You should just talk to me on telegram for now until I eventually pass out

I'm too tired to play games and even do these captchas anymore, but not tired enough to sleep

i got into destiny for a bit when i t came out. i never beat the first raid but i did get light levels going

Trust me, I used to do heists back in GTA V 360, I can handle a lot of retries and pressure.

I miss the days of Vault of Glass
>Not so much when doing hard mode for the first few times

I mean like I'll yell people to fuck off if they can't get it together

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