Can someone please fix this photo of my girlfriend so I can show it to my friends?

Can someone please fix this photo of my girlfriend so I can show it to my friends?

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What happened to her face?

Damnnn wtf

Is this it?

Can someone please fix this photo of my girlfriend so I can show it to my friends?

She was born with a slightly deformed skull.

If she gets this fixed she should keep her left eye in place and move the right eye down. The lower eye is hotter somehow

Actually started laughing. I peed a little. Holy shit

OP's girlfriend is mongoloid, but he won't admit it.

fake her name is jade bug she is a famous dancer or some shit

Let's see the other eye raised to vote on which looks better

Can you remove the white?

omg u made my day user

what the fuck happened to your girlfriend

"Slightly"

>slightly

Like this?

Would still fuck

Here, now you have two gfs:

Pt. 1

holy fuck the keks

Pt. 2

clearly photoshopped

Slightly?
That's a fucking understatement

true more natural

That forehead tho

you can't just fucking mirror it dude

Oh great. You finally got a photo of your GF fixed only find out she's a serial killer.

Too bad she only looks hot when she's photoshopped, tell me what the fuck you say when one of them sees her irl though

Sure.

Nice trips but I just did. Twice. Suck a fuck.

Nice trips faggot

why not just show them the original?

Nah fam you just gotta tilt your head when you talk to her

This guy gets it.

stroke, that's what I would say

I only need to show them pics

I knew this was coming.

Lost

Because she's ugly

I give you OP

thats not a stroke, she was born that way.

Yes. That is what faggot OP was going for when he originally shopped this image. Thanks for taking the bait.

Thanks. I think this one is pretty good

found 1 on google since i cant photoshop.

hahaha damn dude she has two different faces
i mean both of her faces are cute, but still

...

here have another

oh nooo
overkill :')

We require additional pictures of this deformity or your entire thread is a fabrication

removed the white

aww OP played us

It's already photoshopped
I marked some remnants of the clone stamp tool

Thanks for the name, girl can DANCE!

HAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

This thread is gold

Her left eye is still jacked up. Can anyone fix it?

ewww

...

OP is a stud.

I would hit it.

Seriously, that's my advice. Apply a shovel until her eyes are even. Or swollen shut. Whichever.

But for really real I would have intercourse with that.

If you take a gander at the file name you'll see that this is a subtle personal army request
>/thread

You're trying to hard.

Better to go this way user. They may look at you funny when they see the pic, but when they see her irl they'll be like, oh she's not so bad. and then you're the man.

You're not trying hard enough to know how to spell the word "too" you dumb fuck.

All of my lostness

here ya go

Good 1. Sorry for the triger,

Fixed

>all these faggots trying to be funny on a site that hasn't been funny for 6 years

this thread

Why would you make the s in autism with a red marker, then switch to green for the m, and then back to red for the underline? Your post makes no cents.

Is that when you arrived faggot?

>16 year old trying to sound like he's not a newfag

No, I arrived 2 years before that.

Do I real need to tell you that this site isn't about your gay little fixation on anime anymore? You can stop posting it now. It was a fad. Just like reaction images.

Nice projection, faggot who was born after the Berlin Wall fell.

We got a big shot over here.
Nobody likes you.

shes so fucking hot

>childish faggots on a shit site liking you is what's important

Whom are you quoting, femanon?

Cred Forums.org/faq
How do I quote somebody?

To quote a portion of text, simply place a pointer (">") in front of the text you wish to highlight (ex. ">This is a quote").

Why do you bitch about the site and continue to use it anyways? Is there really nothing else you can waste your time doing?

>that anachronistic anime faggot trying too hard again
Yawn.

nigga actually red the rules

>born after the berlin wall fell
>'89
>27 years+ age
nice life faggot

Because the utter boredom and lack of funny or original ideas and content helps me get to sleep. Any other questions for daddy before he goes to bed, kiddo?

>projection
Did you just take a psych 101 class, newfriend? It's ok, we bow to your superior Cred Forums knowledge. You, of all the anons, know so much more about how great it used to be, and how awful it is now, and how it hasn't been good in 6 years but you still somehow come here every day to let everyone know how long you have been here. You have won a free Cred Forums pass for your efforts. Thank you for being the greatest user who ever lived. Please, tell us more.

/thread

You actually have no clue what my life is like. You're projecting your failings onto an anonymous user base of millions.

>getaloadofthisfaggot.bmp

It literally took you 10 minutes to type that retarded shit, kid.

how does it feel to be proud of your path to wizard chan?

wizchan.org/
^go here and fraternize with your own kind

>daddy
>daddy
>daddy
>daddy
>daddy

You sure like to call people kid.
Self conscious?

>implying people respond to you the exact second your comment is posted
You can't possibly be this new

yes I do that's why I posted a photo of your fedoras I know everything about you

FAQs are not rules. But I wouldn't expect a porch monkey to know the difference.
( hint: That's the pee hole)

Not a virgin. Sorry to ruin your thoughtless, unoriginal joke.
Just a realist. You're all adolescents.
Suck your boyfriend's dick harder.
>nuh uh!
OK. Have fun with that.

Why does mommy spend so much time in the sleepytime room and why does she always scream "fuck me with that nigga dick" when her door is closed and you are at work daddy?

Looks to me like it's already been fixed

Because you haven't grown out of the cuck meme that died like 2 years ago. Probably because you're really just a reddit tourist deep down inside.

because Tyrone is your real father but it gives me a real hard-on to pretend like I actually have sex with your mother

He was right. There is nothing interesting, original, or remotely humorous or amusing here.
>pic related

fucker got translated real good

Le reddit xD

With that logic (or lack there of), I think it's safe to assume you're a child too.

>image.jpg
Protip: You're the problem.

What's a meme?

What's a protip?

>I think
Doubtful.

You forgot to attach your image, user

>realist
ha yeah, a "realist". no, you're just a fuckwit who thinks he has a harder opinion and more street knowledge. Basically you got bullied and your dad drank so you spent most of your life on the internet googling pipe bombs and now you you think you're a hard cunt. You are an absolute faggot and a fucking nerd

Oh, now I get it. You're last word guy. That guy who has to run everything into the ground and always have the last word on everything. Not gonna happen this time bucko.

/thread

So did we help you, OP?

Yeah. Thanks

You type like a nigger and you try way too hard.

>calling people on Cred Forums nerds
Think before pressing submit next time.

Cool non sequitur, bro.

Nigger is hardly a better insult than nerd.

a pupper

i would rather be a nerd than a nigger

Fixed

>this is what brainwashed millennials actually believe
smh

everyone who isn't a literal nigger would

>enlarge tits
>no one will look at face
Get to work Shoppers.