Waifu claiming thread.
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>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
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Well, I mean, you have to understand I'm also a preeeetty deluxe deal. On one side, you've got this badass killing machine that can protect you from most dangers. And on the other side, you got this cute girl who'd always stay by your side no matter what
I'd say this is why you love me~
Well, I'll admit defeat anyways
What~ did~ I~ do~?
Well, where do I start from?
Come here sickbro, let's be sick together
>or not, being sick sucks, I can hardly breathe
Same for me and league, they're irl friends.
Shit sucks, combining friends with something you know very well you can get mad about fucking sucks
>tfw you forget image
Drinking and MWO. Good times.
still here
and
nobody i played with knew what we were doing though. didnt get past the weird portal thing
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Aaw, gud tiempos. That's exactly how I remember my GTA days.
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Syndra a cute
As always.
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If they know whats good for them to keep our friendship alive, they'd better fuck off destiny while I go look for worthy people under a new clan
Hmm you're probably talking about the gatekeeper part, fairly simple, take the relic and go while someone keeps the portal open
Ah but too late now huh?
Oh man don't get me started in Trials of Osiris... a competivie PvP mode
Here's the tl;dr verison of what it is: 9-0 FLAWLESS for awesome and sexy loot
>tfw you play one of the lightest mechs in the game yet still outmaneuver, outthink and get 2 kills on a group of 5 mechs all chasing you
Where ever you'd like~
very got my laptop and i no longer pay for online
Say what? Destiny isnt sub based tho
didnt they resell the base game with the expansion even if you had the dlc already?
I would like to rub honey or Nutella all throughout those toes and nibble it off
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Yup except they didnt try suckering you in with EXCLUSIVE EXOTIC ITEMS like they did with The Taken King
DO YOU REALIZE OUR POST NUMBER IS ALMOST THE SAME? HOOOLY
also, no, guide me~
Same here, but it's fun playing games with IRL friends at times... it simply sucks when it's competitive enough to ruin the friendship
still retarded. i would hate paying for things i already owned. did they at least give you a discount if you had the season pass and dlc?
I really try not let that happen but it seems Im at my limit
Wait if you already own the past dlcs, you can just buy the recent one separately
You posted the lewds, Rewbs.
Me too! About to buy my first mech!
>Chen gets it.
You're one of the Locust assholes, aren't you?
Dipromacy.
i think i owned the first dlc and remember it not being worth 20 dollars at all
Nah. Raven. Though I do have a trio of Locusts.
>I keep adding you as a friend
Yeah first dlc is a joke
>mfw to bungie thinking this was okay
Magic!
But that takes out half the fun~
Rink!
I never get the messages. I'm thinking of going Hunchback IIC and having one with AC/ML and one with an LRM build.
>osht it's that little blinking button down there.
Done!
Forgot to ask. Which mech?
>Rory-sama
i dont know but i heard that the expansion was good
playdiplomacy dot com. Once you get on, game is "Waifu Wars"
Any of you others are welcome to join, too.
Going for the med/var specialization. After playing through most of the gimme mechs, I found Med with the Hunch is my strong suit.
I'm not posting lewds now though...
at least, not now~
Just stay away from upbringing any conversations related to it and you'll be fine. And maybe after a while, you'll be able to play with them again
Basically, you're asking me to erp with you?
>LRM
Disgusting.
Go with UAC. More damage potential for barely any extra cost on Clan. My 3 IICs have 3 UAC5 2 ML, 2 PPC and 2 Gauss. Them high mounts make me wet.
Had my wank, time for a shower
Na the raid is such a joke, you can solo it
Even back then I had crisis with my clan, so much that I ditched them after discovering it can be solo'd while they stay stuck at some parts, begging for me to help
Soon as I find a group to raid with that CAN do the final boss, I'm ditching them, until then Ima stay quiet, ignore the shit members and get a free checkpoint to the boss, then go to lfg or /vg/ and be like "hey who wants to do final boss?"
Past transgressions are not forgotten. Consequences will never be the same.
Thought about making a PPC one, but was going to try TAG for team benefit, then also using the tracking myself. LRM are easy to defeat, but I liked the idea of being able to pressure behind cover.
didnt need to know and oh well thats lame
What was the password?
I didn't say that, you did!
Cred Forumswaifu/
or
Cred Forumswaifu
With ditching, you mean simply not playing, or not even talking to them?
What if I apologize?
Alright
Come meet me at my house in an hour, I'll be waiting
LRMs are way too easy to counter, easy to evade, spread damage like nothing and is a ton of wasted ammo. PPCs are more effective on Clan mechs due to targeting comps and are more pinpoint damage. Lasers are better for midrange but the damage drops off way too quickly.
Once you start moving up in the tiers, LRM usage becomes rare. So taking TAG at all is useless as no one will have LRMs.
That's good to know. Right now I'm doing AC/ERMRL gimme build, but the ACs easily outrange the ERMRLs. LRLs worth it? Also, they're UACs, so I jam them like Elle, but the damage is worth it.
Forgot to ask, Clan XLengine on the Hunch IIC or no?
I'm in. I don't know how to play, so you're aware.
Oh my~
Wait, this is backwards, now. Lewdby stop corrupting my Makoto!
We'll do... a lot of stuff... Like playing games and such
Also, am I corrupting you~?
Let's see what she's got to say!
Clan XL on Clan always.
All Clan lasers are ER lasers. Benefits of being Clan. More glass cannon, but higher output and higher range. Large lasers are generally too heavy and mediuns do enough damage. 10s are a bit different to work with but 5s are more in line with the range. Your role is to support the push, so midrange is perfect.
In MWO?
Oh boy!
Oh~? What kind games~?
>Corrupting
I dunno, you tell me~
Nonono, Diplomacy.
Claimed
I miss Chen. He was the most honest user.
I miss Mai
I can range the 10s. I liked the 20s for output, but the range dropoff is prohibitive. It's just that the ERMRL doesn't line up with the AC10. I need a LRL range-wise, but it didn't seem doable with heat and tonnage on a Medium chassis. I'd almost rather take the AC20 if I have to keep the ERMRL because at least then I can double up.
Maybe I'm misunderstanding. What exactly are you suggesting for the Laser/AC build?
I like Chen, but he's a fag and a troll.
Stoppit you two I mean it! I'll put you in time-out!
A troll? What do you mean?
He left.
Uac 5s. They line up nicely, fire 3 instead of 4 and are better for choke point holding / supporting a push.
>rebuilding one of my direwolves
>10 ppc is fun but not really good by any stretch
GOD, STOP BEING SO CUTE
You know... the usual~!
How so? You can't stop us~
What did I do?!
Eh, but I'm not cute.
What's the usual, I forgot~
Can you put me on time out?
Shizuru I ... yes. Yes? I think. Go to your room ... !
You know what you did and are doing!?
lewd
Oh, but you are~
I dunno, whatever you want~
We aren't doing anything bad~... Wanna join us?
Clan targeting computers worth it?
But i'm already in my room?
Oh it's not that bad.
With PPCs or laser vomit only, really. Theres enough ballistic velocity and Gauss us unaffected.
Uhm, go to bed, then!? Brush your teeth first!
But I thought you were. What are you two doing?
I don't have the slightest clue! Unless being a turbo Jew in Civ 5 is punishable now...
I am not.
Well there's a lot of things I'd like to do~
Not a lot of things you like to do.
Just being a fucking slut.
Gee.
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I mean, we're just being lewd~
Like what? Enlighten me~
Post wallpapers
beep boop!
Whoa, no way, that's not okay! Also, when did you suddenly tits?
Can we really get rid of that pest this easily?
Malware infected robot.
Alright finally free time
Whats up party people
Baguette?
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Wut
Weeeeeell, my favorite thing to do iiiiiiis...~
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I don't know if you already have this, but here.
Also I found my Evangelion folder, I've yet to make one for Megucas
im about to play syndra
I already have it, kek.
Why would it not be okay?
Also, always? I just hide them
You're late
Are you going to tell me, or are you going to tease me?
Oh shut up you tit
W-where is the Kyouko in that pic?
That's not what I posted.
Late for what?
Oh she's really fun and strong you'll probably win
Channel your inner faker
Also don't forget to say kys after getting a kill
>That's not what I posted.
(X) Doubt.
I'm already in bed.
Kyoubot, Tomobot, want to play Diplomacy?
Okay, then go to sleep as punishment!
>Suika
Nothing, you're simply late
I'm going to sleep /waifu/. Good night
Oh, ok.
Goodnight.
Maybe, but not now.
Good! Stop throwing your ham sandwich at everyone!
Goodnight LewbyRoodby.
Dont fuck up
Right.
Wow, the placement of her tits in this picture is really offputting.
*Whispers something in your ear*
And that's my favorite thing to do~
Night Wewby!
Check your alerts
She is flat, those are stolen apples hidden on her jacket.
Why does the Ruga-chan always ignore me?
(｡T ω T｡)
Well, that was an earthquake. Is still an earthquake.
Because you say dumb stuff :^)
Nah, that's ok.
why does the togame ignore my hugs
G-give me headpats as punishment ... ?
>Suika
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Because nobody loves you
That's why you failed with Ruri
im doing great
Whatever nigga
You're added. I have nothing else. Giving my poor ToShibe a rest. MWO gives it heat problems.
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Claim
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I invited you to a pub group.
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Cute Chen
Breddy gud 9/11
Okay, let me cool down the CPU. I'm just running IE and it's hitting ~65C.
I've seen better
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Sarcasm?
Yes please
Eh? Punish you?
Give you head pats?
I'm confused now.
You are punished to give me headpats, but you missed your chance. To the dungeon.
12/3/3. tell me im good
Get on my level
>~65C
At idle?
You have a sex dungeon?!
It's a laptop with a half-working cooling pad. What do you want?
No, it's got some inefficient ram usage. Toshibas are really shitty at cooling too (it's a laptop--I'm in Japan for work, remember?).
I actually used a USB power hub that I plugged into the wall to power the cooling pad, so as not to use the USB hub from the laptop. It reduced the temp by ~5C. I need a new laptop, or a better cooling pad. (Targus 3fan aluminum).
No one said anything about sex Shihtzu
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Get fucked, kek.
Punish him with lewd head pats
I am become awake, bringer of despair
What about gpu?
What's your work load?
No you're mean
Also Syndra is just ridiculously strong
Anyhow I'm going to class
Good night
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>vs (38)
The absolute madman.
Intergrated graphics > gpu
Help my folder is small and full of ifunny watermarks.
The Kyoukute
Good job.
Good morning lewd one.
Only the maddest of men.
>My folder is small
Oh don't you worry, when I'm finished with you, you'll be really nice and big.
im not i found a checklist, bye
thanks
Well what other reason would you have a dungeon?
I don't even know what that means...
Shh, no one knows I post mega lewds outside of thread ;o
Good morning Syndra, did you sleep well?
Cred Forums is more autistic than Cred Forums, caught me off guard. nice one my dudes
Are you sure you dont?
Post more.
Whent to sleep a bit too late, but yes. What about you?
The alice qt.
Hush you.
Really? "No one"?
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Why would that surprise you?
I've already given you all 80 lewds I have! I will go find more for you though
I'm glad to hear you slept well. I slept okay, it was uninterrupted but I don't feel very rested. I have to go to school for the entire day today because I need some software that isn't available to us
You aren't posting the cute black and white pictures today?
Correct. Not even I know I do it
kek
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Just for you.
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And this is for [You]
Kyoko I want to suick your dick
O.
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Never mind, Booki. My interwebs is on the fritz. However, I can do this.
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
Gay as fuck, kill yourself
Roll
Roll
roll
Re roll
Come on
GIVE ME THE 7 YOU CUNT!
REROLL!
Re-roll
Exactly 100 later
Reroll
I'm comfortable with my sexuality user. What about you?
Ever craved dick up the ass?
Sorry I missed your invite, Rory. My computer's game is weak.
Boop!
We did it
>tfw no Alice ohayou
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
7 AND 2! GET TO IT RORY!
Well. First trips.
Choose my poisons, Satan.
Its all good. My comp decided that it didnt want to internet anymore.
I really really like this image, Makoto.
I'll focus on gittin gud. Don't want to ashamed you sensei.
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Where's Shizuru. I desire headpats.
an entire fucking thread of underage b& right there.
7 on the right, 2 on the left. Both decent rolls for me, I very nearly had the tequila again.
7 poured. Here we go.
I downed the 7 way too fast. This is gonna hit hard.
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