What do?

Matthew Morales
Matthew Morales

Build time machine
Explore 1890's austria
Come across this lil rascal

What do?

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regiowiki.pnp.de/index.php/Johann_Nepomuk_Kühberger
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youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Isaac Green
Isaac Green

Tell him his fortune for 2 Groschen

Wyatt Hughes
Wyatt Hughes

Nothing. Literally nothing. Let history take place.

Chase Murphy
Chase Murphy

Teach him how to paint well.

Jaxon Clark
Jaxon Clark

Tell him hes going to do great things.

Ryan Adams
Ryan Adams

call him a dirty jew and falcon punch to the dick....do a 360 tell him he's a bitch nigga

Nathan Butler
Nathan Butler

Tell him not to shoot the Arch duke Franz Ferdinand

Bentley Gonzalez
Bentley Gonzalez

don't attack russia

Dylan Sullivan
Dylan Sullivan

kill him so i don't have to commit sucide

Jason Williams
Jason Williams

Tell him to be patient and pack more winter clothes.

Jaxon Russell
Jaxon Russell

As this wee' rascal is one of the reasons you are alive

Ethan Nelson
Ethan Nelson

Tell him to attack Russia only after he dealt with England.

Noah Cook
Noah Cook

I would tell him: don't fight against the whole world at once! Better kill your enemies one by one!

Joseph Hill
Joseph Hill

Luckily we got Mercedes Benz for that Problem

youtube.com/watch?v=ytVdBLMmRno

Jacob Jenkins
Jacob Jenkins

Tell him to forge an alliance with the UK and to not invade Russia until he has sorted out the rest of Europe

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

write him a letter about ww2 and tell him not to open till 1933

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

Thats amazing

Owen Reed
Owen Reed

the fact that this was almost certainly made by Jews justifies the entire holocaust

Aiden Reed
Aiden Reed

kill hitler

second world war doesn't happen

my father doesn't emigrate from Poland to Australia

i disappear

nice work, asshole.

Christian Cruz
Christian Cruz

this

Jayden Rivera
Jayden Rivera

That's the dream for everyone around you.

Caleb Turner
Caleb Turner

Buy him some sweets and tell him his father is a dick.

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

Good boipucci?
I can prevent the holohoax if true.

Henry Jones
Henry Jones

same.

Angel Parker
Angel Parker

Stay the fuck away from Cred Forums, Martin!
Why would he be in 19th century Austria anyway

Grayson Stewart
Grayson Stewart

implying time machines are non existent.
Ever wake up one morning and everything feels off?
Congrats someone somewhere has altered the timeline.
/thread

Brody Robinson
Brody Robinson

Kek'd

Evan Thompson
Evan Thompson

Yell Allahu Akbar and kick him in the nut.

Justin Brown
Justin Brown

Advise him not to try and invade the Soviets, as that was his ultimate down fall

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

Tell him to become a priest

Parker Thomas
Parker Thomas

the nut

Kek

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

Buy him candy

Henry Allen
Henry Allen

Teach him how to finnish what you start.

Luis Bailey
Luis Bailey

Honestly
This

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

he wanted to forge an alliance with the uk, but they declined because the uk was already infiltrated and corrupted by you-know-who...

Ryder Clark
Ryder Clark

Ask him to introduce me to Wittgenstein.

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

say him something like: Stay an artist and stay drawing pictures, no matter what the others will say about your pictures

Noah Turner
Noah Turner

Hand him a copy of Mein Kamph in English
Tell him "if you change one thing about this story I'll come back and kill you myself."
send my family a box to be given to myself, it's a package with a odd item worth nothing then but when it get it in my own time line funds me to build the time machine with a bit left over.
sit outside the time stream just out of sight and watch everything unfold and hold him to his promise.

Thomas Hernandez
Thomas Hernandez

Like this asshole who came from a timeline where you can thread your own post.
allow me
/thread

Hudson Wilson
Hudson Wilson

be a nice friend and save him from drowning in the river

Jeremiah Ramirez
Jeremiah Ramirez

"DON'T GO TO ART SCHOOL, IT'S INVESTED BY JEWS WHO ONLY HELP JEWS."

"KILL YOUR UNCLE ROTHSCHILD"

Kevin Ward
Kevin Ward

That was pretty much his plan but the UK told him to go fuck himself.

Jeremiah Edwards
Jeremiah Edwards

but the English are the niggers of white people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jaxon Rivera
Jaxon Rivera

Voldemort?

John Fisher
John Fisher

freemasons are Jewish cuckolds, they are responsible for licking jew ass.

Cameron Bailey
Cameron Bailey

something tells me this anecdote is what started the whole thing anyways

Lincoln Perez
Lincoln Perez

Ass rape him while speaking of German superiority and hatred for darker skins, telling him he reminds me of black germans and all who hate jews... and that is a turn-on for me. I go back to the future to see what Hitler differently.

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

youtu.be/KCwBzwRCtv4

Only correct answer

Charles Reed
Charles Reed

Tell him his grandson is gonna be the next US president

Cooper Richardson
Cooper Richardson

be his kaiser local army recruiter/ enlister guy,and make sure he gets an assignment away from where gas gets used,,mustard gas he was exposed to caused,I suggest long term psychosis, and the lil monsters wars later on

Jayden Turner
Jayden Turner

Rape him

Christopher Wood
Christopher Wood

this and declaring war on the US was also a huge mistake.

Evan Edwards
Evan Edwards

still voting for presidents
not standing up like their forefathers against a government that is incapable of creating a debt free society to live in
Utter plebs

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

rape him while constantly telling him how jewish I am. Maybe it will get him to finish the job this time and actually eradicate the whole race

William Hughes
William Hughes

Put on my yamulka and laugh at his fingerpaintings.

Joshua Barnes
Joshua Barnes

tell him that murica is the greatest threat and that he should nuke em

Colton Gutierrez
Colton Gutierrez

yamulka
you can't even pretend to be Jewish right

Brandon Phillips
Brandon Phillips

So? Fooling 6 year old hitler shouldn't be that hard.

Mason Walker
Mason Walker

You'd really want to meet him? What would you talk about?

What would you say to him that wouldn't make him instantly dislike you?

Carson Allen
Carson Allen

Listen to your generals, you are not a master general. Don't invade Russia do if you do defeat them before winter/prepare for winter.

Anthony Edwards
Anthony Edwards

Tell him that the General Staff knows better than someone who can't get promoted above Private.
Always listen to the General Staff.

Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

Smh diverted forces into the Caucasus mountains that just got destroyed anyways.

Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis

He made corporal you dickhead.

Landon Robinson
Landon Robinson

Muh nigga.

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

Tell him he will be right in his book, never have a war on two fronts.

Julian Taylor
Julian Taylor

Fuck OP's mum

Christian Jenkins
Christian Jenkins

If it wasnt Hitler it would be someone elsr, maybe someoneless irrational and then where would we be?

I'm Jewish and I wouldn't kill him because I might be dead if I did.

Gavin Flores
Gavin Flores

The truth of the matter is we need a culling before we overtax the planet's resources anyhow

Brayden Gray
Brayden Gray

He looks hungry.
I'd buy him a bagel and lox sandwich a side of potato pancakes w/apple sauce a bowl of matzo ball soup and a can of Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray tonic. That should keep him nice and happy until dinner time.

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

/thread

Logan Diaz
Logan Diaz

The problem wasn't him invading Russia. The problem was he invaded too late, thanks to Mussolini fucking up in NA and Greece, that delayed his shit until June, He wanted to go in Late April.

Parker Nguyen
Parker Nguyen

Finds Shota
What else are Shotas good for?

Hudson Cook
Hudson Cook

Yes

Asher Perez
Asher Perez

So I'm not the only one who saw a shota and figured what to do?

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

Looks like a smart ass little brat you can't help but want to kick the little shit.

Jordan Edwards
Jordan Edwards

TELL HIM TO FOLLOW HIS DREAMS!! AND THEN DOUBLE HIS DREAMS!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS WORLD WOULD BE LIKE IF EVEN 50% OF THE JEWISH TIMELINES HE ERASED HAD PROCREATED, THIS WORLD WOULD BE JEWED OUT OMFG

Dominic Phillips
Dominic Phillips

look, I already killed that shit Waismann, the bastard Fochs, that cunt Heinrich, the dreadful Koenig, and Khune. How many fucking German nationalist fascist leaders wo you wnat me to murder in their infancy? It doesnt make a difference - another little fucker jsut takes their place. the germans in the 1030's were a bunch of nasty racist, butthurt warmongering antisemitic and arrogant bastards - kill one leader and another arises. I stopped the fuckers under that psycho Merkel from getting the atomic bomb and wiping out London and New York, what more do you want me to do. At least this Hitler fucker won't actually blow up all of Paris, like Himmler did.

Ayden Nguyen
Ayden Nguyen

I'd do nothing, the tyke did nothing wrong.

Kayden Torres
Kayden Torres

Tell him about the jews.

Liam James
Liam James

I tell him to pack warm clothes and winter boots while visiting Stalingrad.

Samuel Powell
Samuel Powell

Tell him to give fuel to Rommel in North Africa and to first strike Russia but don't go to Stalingrad!

Ryder Cook
Ryder Cook

I would murder his entire family and then tell him i'm a jew.

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

nothing because changing history would only put me in a fake universe where everything continues in the direction I changed but everything is also not real and puts me in a complete different universe where real me exists

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

The past can never be wrong.

Carson Mitchell
Carson Mitchell

go back to /pol/ boi

Logan Bell
Logan Bell

being a bourgeois drone for Jewish Marxism
It's 2016, young one. Open your eyes.
When did it suddenly become acceptable to believe everything mainstream media tells you? That Cultural Marxism is a fallacy, that Trump is evil and Hillary is a saint, etc.
When did that fucking happen? Or are millenials that fucked?

Ryan Hernandez
Ryan Hernandez

That's already taken by the slavs

Caleb Peterson
Caleb Peterson

befriend him, follow his life as distant pal, find him when hes a poor artist in Vienna, introduce him to a hot, rich jewish girl whos in desperate need of dicking! Alter history

Oliver Fisher
Oliver Fisher

zuerst einmal Zeichenunterricht und dann ein bisschen Wärme und Liebe…
con?

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

If Hillary is a marxist why is she being funded by the banks? Also: Go back to pol

Ethan Campbell
Ethan Campbell

You know the Bolsheviks were funded by Germany right? That's why they sent Trotsky back to Russia after the collapse of the provisional social democratic government. They gave him safe passage through Germany during the height of WWI and funded the christ out of him.

Marxist agents have always had the backing of special interests, foreign or domestic. You fucking kidding me?

Brayden Diaz
Brayden Diaz

$0.02 has been deposited in your account.

Camden Robinson
Camden Robinson

Dress up like a Muslim and beat the fuck out of him while whispering "Allah wanted this"

Jose Morgan
Jose Morgan

Source on this article? Also, I was born in the city where this took place.

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

The history is the prove that Allah wanted happen this way. If he would be real.

Habedereh
Host des no nie ghört?
br.de/radio/bayern2/bayern/bayerisches-feuilleton/wenn-adi-hitler-1894-ertrunken-waere-Berlinger-100.html

Grayson Robinson
Grayson Robinson

so o schmarrn

Hunter Lee
Hunter Lee

Habedereh
Host des no nie ghört?
Servus. Nein, aber die Geschichte ist wohl nie offiziell bestätigt worden und taucht auch nicht auf Wikipedia etc. auf.

Adam Wood
Adam Wood

Jedenfalls ist es ja Tatsache, dass er eine Zeitlang in der Innstadt gewohnt hat und des Gerücht geht scho ewig in Passau um. Wos soll da unplausibel sei? Der Kühberger hats doch selber erzählt.

Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

Teach him how to make an atomic bomb and paint it in pastels.

Ian Martinez
Ian Martinez

Do not speak his name!

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

Convince him that he is the second coming of jesus and that god wants him to wipe out the jews so they can have a hope for salvation.

Ian Jones
Ian Jones

Ich bin in Passau aufgewachsen und hab das noch nie gehört, was aber nix heißen muss. Und unplausibel ist es vielleicht nicht, aber der Kühnberger hat die Story wohl erst viele Jahre später erzählt, und da kann man sich viel ausdenken - wer kann das schon nachprüfen?

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

Erstmal geh ich davon aus, dass er den Namen seines Freund auch nach Jahren wusste, und sich auf so traurige Weise wichtig zu machen - da müsste er scho komisch veranlagt sein.

Jason Morris
Jason Morris

Probably feed him my cock, then shove my meat stick up his tight boipucci.
What would you do OP?

Leo Lopez
Leo Lopez

Erstmal geh ich davon aus, dass er den Namen seines Freund auch nach Jahren wusste
Die sollen damals vier bzw. viereinhalb Jahre alt gewesen sein und in den Berichten tauchen verdächtig viele "soll"s und "könnte" und "müsste" auf. Ich behaupte auch nicht das es definitiv nicht stimmt, ich sage nur dass der Fall alles andere als eindeutig oder bewiesen ist.

Oliver Harris
Oliver Harris

He'll red pill you.

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

Hitler wohnte im Haus der Familie Kühberger. Da dürfte es keine Verwechslung geben.
regiowiki.pnp.de/index.php/Johann_Nepomuk_Kühberger

Dylan Ward
Dylan Ward

Adjust my yamaka, criticize his art, jizz on his ice cream cone, take a shit next to his dog, and high five his dad a couple of days later.

Logan Sanchez
Logan Sanchez

this thread is still alive 7 fucking hours later

Joshua Taylor
Joshua Taylor

best er deutschfaden eva

Logan Rivera
Logan Rivera

Take a shit, freeze my turd and shove it up his asshole while saying the jewish race is obviously superior

John Nguyen
John Nguyen

[Green text] Give him details of upcoming World War and who'll be victorious.

[Green text] Encourage him to make a bet on who'll win

[Green text] Split the winnings

[Green text] ????

[Green text] profit

David Watson
David Watson

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