Ask a dude who works at a fancy hotel anything bros

Alexander Anderson
Alexander Anderson

Ask a dude who works at a fancy hotel anything bros.

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Jeremiah Kelly
Jeremiah Kelly

is the hotel haunted?

Leo Perez
Leo Perez

whats the wifi password?

Parker Reed
Parker Reed

I don't think so, but we are in a historic area and I've heard stories.

Jordan Rogers
Jordan Rogers

Chain or boutique? I work at a select service airport chain hotel. Sundays are the most boring shit.

Thomas Smith
Thomas Smith

You can use room number and your last name or the word "Art" it's free

Wyatt Perry
Wyatt Perry

How many people do you think you would have to kill in order to make it haunted?

Andrew Gonzalez
Andrew Gonzalez

are those klimt paintings?

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

Boutique due to size, but it's an autographed collection so i guess chain for marriott

Jackson Lopez
Jackson Lopez

Also, have you tried simply summoning demons to haunt it?

Xavier Brown
Xavier Brown

All of them.

Jaxson Morales
Jaxson Morales

how much you make an hour

Joshua Evans
Joshua Evans

Ohhhh fancy. What program do you guys use at the front desk?

Juan Lewis
Juan Lewis

No but this one is

Leo Carter
Leo Carter

There's a robber coming in through the backdoor.

Brody Nelson
Brody Nelson

No I haven't, but I think it would help.

$15

Opera full service, I used to work for a place that used OqPM (Hilton) and the. Another that used room key

Logan Thompson
Logan Thompson

If this is OP take pics and fight him

Eli Brooks
Eli Brooks

Shit

Brayden Richardson
Brayden Richardson

That sounds like too much work. You should try summoning demons or conjuring dark spirits, instead.

Brandon Jackson
Brandon Jackson

I use Opera here too. How long have you been working there to get $15? I make $13.50 which is pretty high for my city. What state/city are you in if you dont mind sharing?

Robert Hill
Robert Hill

I work tomorrow so I will definitely give it a try. You'll just have to give me a few minutes to go over my demonology notes.

I've been at this property for almost 14 months. I'm in SC but I don't wanna share city.

Brayden Cook
Brayden Cook

of course we want to hear sex stories somkething you saw there

Austin Kelly
Austin Kelly

Thats fair. Is $15 pretty standard for audit in your area? Ever have homeless people? I literally just threw one out. Said his buddy was staying here but he didnt know his buddys first or last name. Lol

Jose Jones
Jose Jones

Okay, one sec

I would say 13-14 is more standard, but you can usually milk the finer properties for a little extra. It also helps I've been working in hotels for almost two years and one of them has been at the place I'm at now. I started out at 14 and have had two .50 cent raises.

Lucas Long
Lucas Long

I've been in hotels for 3 years now. I think the market must just be different. Standard here is probably 11 to 1250. I only make 13.50 because I worked at a different hotel within our management company.

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

best story involving sex and the hotel

Benjamin Martin
Benjamin Martin

So we have radios in every room here at the hotel, and one night this people has their music blasting. The guests staying in the room next to them called down and complained about it. So I went up there and knocked on the door to ask them to turn down the volume. And you could kinda hear clapping sounds or whatever, so I quickly put two and two together. Dude answers in robe, told him about the complaint, and he said he would turn down the volume. 20 minutes later the original dude calls down saying the people next to him are fucking so loud that he needs a new room. Went to the room. Can confirm guest was going to pound town. Assisted other dude with his stuff into a new room.

Jaxon Bell
Jaxon Bell

Have you ever been in Room 1418 ?

Parker Evans
Parker Evans

youtube.com/watch?v=0QQQBLyo8ug

is it a Bulgari hotel? is your name Sean?

Adrian Thompson
Adrian Thompson

Dude are you in rapides parish Louisiana

Joseph Cook
Joseph Cook

The market down here is really competitive to get good people, which usually comes with a price tag. And then audit in general make more than GSR. I will say 11-13 is definitely more common is "normal" areas. Not like tourist hotspots or whatever

Luis Butler
Luis Butler

When are you making coffee?

Liam Young
Liam Young

That is true. We aren't exactly a tourist destination.

Anthony Torres
Anthony Torres

No we only have 50 rooms.
200-225 and 300-325

No

No

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

Trump or Clinton ?

Nathan Evans
Nathan Evans

First pot goes on in about an hour and 20 minutes at 6:30

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

What do you do in your job exactly ( range of things to do ) ?

Parker Fisher
Parker Fisher

That fucking sucks. Don't you get a lot of complaints about that? We dont have to have it out till 6:30 but i make sure the early risers have some.

Jaxon White
Jaxon White

Trump, at least I know if I get fired from this hotel he was one I could potentially work at, unlike Clinton who hasn't really created jobs.

Justin Sullivan
Justin Sullivan

If a guest has booked an escort does he have to come down the lobby to take her to his room or do you let her use the lift ?

Eli Russell
Eli Russell

Audit
Handle general issues, guest requests like extra blankets or whatever
Turn over the business day
Create POS, PI, and POS house accounts so we can charge peoples CC and whatever. And a fucking shit ton of printing

Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

Sometimes we do get complaints on it, but there are really nice coffee makers in the rooms and we provide Starbucks pacakaged coffee for the guest

It depends, if the escorts name is on the reservation and she has photo ID we can give her a key, if not the person would have to come down a "escort" them. Get it?

Landon Allen
Landon Allen

What's your method of fucking the guests?

Juan Howard
Juan Howard

Putting them next to elevators, stairways, ice and vending machines, and bad views from the room

You can only screw over the guest so hard when working at a Luxury property because all the guest will do is bitcch

Hunter Bennett
Hunter Bennett

I think he meant having sex with guests

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

Honestly, that hasn't happened. But one time at like 3 o'clock in the morning, I had a request to take extra towels to a room and when the girl answered the door she was wrapped in a towel and she "pretended" to drop it. Awesomerack.jpg

Hunter Taylor
Hunter Taylor

I have had a few similar encounters, but sadly my dick count is higher than my tit count.

Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

What is the rate for a night

Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

Two dicks and one rack? Balanced?

Justin Miller
Justin Miller

Depends on a number of things, but to answer your question tonight's rate is 369. Last nights was 519, the day before that was 479.

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

Like 4 or 5 dicks idk im just like a dick magnet. Ive only seen one rack

Nathan Taylor
Nathan Taylor

Why hasn't Kobe raped your coworker?

Nathaniel Richardson
Nathaniel Richardson

Haha yes I did mean sex.

So the woman puts herself on a plate for you and what did you do? That's pathetic.

Matthew Rogers
Matthew Rogers

Yeah dude. Like if she looked okay i woukd do it.

Grayson Ortiz
Grayson Ortiz

What's your favorite colour?

Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

Risking your job and future for something stupid as a rape bait girl that could threaten you shows how much of a virgin you are

Camden Gray
Camden Gray

You work overnights at a hotel... i mean thats not exactly a a career

Cooper Flores
Cooper Flores

Every walk in on anyone fucking in their rooms/somewhere they shouldn't?

Liam Murphy
Liam Murphy

Yea you would get fired for taking her number and safely arranging to safely see her outside of work.

Your lack of problem solving skills really tells me you aren't too smart.

I'm working right now, guess this woman can't exist irl

Henry Gray
Henry Gray

$?
You based in US or Europe?

Kevin Johnson
Kevin Johnson

OP is US

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

She can still say you stalked her from the hotel and got with her you dumbass. Is that as far ahead as you can see?

Asher Williams
Asher Williams

Do you think all women are trying to pin you for rape? Are you serious?

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

No I'm not short sighted, I just know when there's no possibility of a real problem. You have to be very stupid to get stuck with that weak accusation. Or maybe you're just paranoid.

I'll give you a tip, show the texts between you flirting and she will be the one prosecuted for wasting police time.

Luis White
Luis White

No but people desperately risking jobs and lives for some sex with a slut is ridiculous for me. (As a wealthy person with a long term relationship that will never end to marriage cause all them bitches are out for money)

Jonathan Price
Jonathan Price

A wealthy person working overnights at a hotel?

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

Nope passive income from multiple house lettings

Evan Sanders
Evan Sanders

Although it did start with working 2-3 Jobs at a time including overnight at a hotel until I could afford the first house large downpayment

Juan Miller
Juan Miller

Oh not OP?

Ryder Parker
Ryder Parker

How do you handle clients that get high in their rooms in the bathroom but otherwise don't make a fuss like a normal white dude and his wife.

Joshua Morgan
Joshua Morgan

Nope just some guy that thinks people risking anything at all just for something like a night stand is ridiculous

Julian Hall
Julian Hall

I think OP is gone so i can answer this one as someone who works overnights at a hotel. If I smell it I'll throw you out

The way I look at it, guests pay for a room to not be bothered. If there is noise, or smoke and it can be smelled from their room, then they arent getting what they pay for so I eliminate the annoyance.

Aiden Hall
Aiden Hall

You sound like a fun guy.

Kayden Adams
Kayden Adams

I did this job for over 10 years. I worked overnight at one of the top five hotels in a major US capital. The hotel had a restaurant, bar, meeting areas, amazing pool, spa and sauna, etc etc. We had some security guards, and working close to them made me hate security guards forever. I've got so many stories. I eventually had a nervous breakdown and left half way through my shift and haven't worked since. That was 3 years ago. I hate hotels now and get an anxiety attack whenever I go near one.

Owen Foster
Owen Foster

I mean i dont want to kill your night. That's not my goal. Go outside and smoke. Maintain a normal noise level. If youre in my hotel, I have just as much of a responsibility to make your night pleasureable as I do to the other guests. So if you are doing something that makes their night go bad I have a responsibility to them to get you out.

If you were on a business trip and the room next door was getting drunk and being loud that wouldn't be very nice to you would it?

Connor Reyes
Connor Reyes

How did you handle parties/weed?

Colton Ward
Colton Ward

Also with that said, I'm not gonna throw you out unless I have to. Weed is 0 tolerance, just because we have to pay a company to come clean it and the hallways around your room if its bad. If you are being noisy and I get complaints about that, I'll offer to move you rooms to an empty part of the hotel if i can.

Brody Diaz
Brody Diaz

Ever run a black light over the bedspreads?

Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

Not OP cuz he left. I do his job tho. I would never do that because I dont wanna know

Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

how much do you work?
how hard is it?

Eli Bailey
Eli Bailey

40 hours a week. Its easy as hell till something goes wrong. I usually spend my nights watching tv. One night a hobo pulled a knife on me though

Eli Stewart
Eli Stewart

Funny you should mention that. A security guard found a fat guy sitting outside at midnight. He had a bag of weed right there in the open. The guard took the bag and came up and asked me what to about it. I took it and told him I'd throw it away, then told him just to get the guy back into his room and warn him, if he's outside again with any more drugs he was gone. I took the weed home and baked it into some peanut butter and ate it. It took four hours to hit me, but when it did, I literally wen't insane for 8 hours. I was laying in bed and I remember seeing a zombie standing in my room with his face down. On his chest was a tv with a white guy wearing a pink button up shirt watching me. I said "What are you doing???" and the guy looked startled like I wasn't supposed to know he was there. Weeks later I saw the zombie again standing beside a stop sign, for just a moment, but it turns out it was only a tall skinny ad for something. I told the guard about it next day and he said, "well the fat guy was crying". That fucker.

Parties are pretty simple. Warn them. If they keep it up they're gone. Police usually don't want to help us get out parties so we had to rely on the idiot security guards. I did let Powerman 5000 party unimpeded in the hotel once night because the lead singer guy was so cool. His crew kept calling people "shit kickers" whatever that is, I guess normies? Or rednecks or something? The lead singer came in with a pristine 18 year old he'd met at the concert.

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

That's how I handle parties usually. It just depends. My hotel is in a weird area where 90% of the time its only business people, then for 2 weeks we have a major tourist event. I let parties go pretty much unimpeded then.

On of my very first weeks working night audit was that big event though. We had a noise complaint on one room and it was like 3am. I told them to give it a rest. The guys in the room called the rooms around them though trying to figure out who complained. I went up and told the guy if he didnt quit his shit id throw him out and he wouldnt find another hotel in town. He cried lol. I feel really bad about it looking back though cuz im worried i ruined his time and its a huge event some people plan years in advance.

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

The guys in the room called the rooms around them though trying to figure out who complained.
Yea chads do this all the time. If anyone does this, or bangs on doors or something to find out, I throw them out.
I couldn't do the job anymore because 10+ years of it had simply made me despise people. I'm pretty racist, but white people were by far the worst. Dealing with white people at the hotel made me honestly, no meme, no joke, made me hate humanity and wish it would be totally destroyed. All the pettiness, the lies, the smugness, how they bitch and moan. I'm a little drunk so it's hard for me to type, but I'll vocaroo a couple fun stories.

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Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

Im at work so i can't listen haha.

Camden Clark
Camden Clark

What happened?

Gabriel Adams
Gabriel Adams

shame

Alexander Fisher
Alexander Fisher

it's a long story, but a good one, i can only tell in vocaroo, can you listen? i cant type it all out, sorry

Parker Bennett
Parker Bennett

How many times have you beat off at work?

Asher Wilson
Asher Wilson

fuck off

Jason Morales
Jason Morales

how fucking stupid are you to not know how to use a camera phone properly?

Brandon Brown
Brandon Brown

uh ok

Joseph Russell
Joseph Russell

Do you sniff the panties of your clients?

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

ever have someone rent a room to shoot a porno? how about have to clean up from some perverted sex act where they shit a pee all over the place?

Austin Ward
Austin Ward

Not that guy but sure.

Lucas Collins
Lucas Collins

sorry its way to long lol
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