Ask a dude who works at a fancy hotel anything bros.
Ask a dude who works at a fancy hotel anything bros
is the hotel haunted?
whats the wifi password?
I don't think so, but we are in a historic area and I've heard stories.
Chain or boutique? I work at a select service airport chain hotel. Sundays are the most boring shit.
You can use room number and your last name or the word "Art" it's free
How many people do you think you would have to kill in order to make it haunted?
are those klimt paintings?
Boutique due to size, but it's an autographed collection so i guess chain for marriott
Also, have you tried simply summoning demons to haunt it?
All of them.
how much you make an hour
Ohhhh fancy. What program do you guys use at the front desk?
No but this one is
There's a robber coming in through the backdoor.
No I haven't, but I think it would help.
Opera full service, I used to work for a place that used OqPM (Hilton) and the. Another that used room key
If this is OP take pics and fight him
That sounds like too much work. You should try summoning demons or conjuring dark spirits, instead.
I use Opera here too. How long have you been working there to get $15? I make $13.50 which is pretty high for my city. What state/city are you in if you dont mind sharing?
I work tomorrow so I will definitely give it a try. You'll just have to give me a few minutes to go over my demonology notes.
I've been at this property for almost 14 months. I'm in SC but I don't wanna share city.
of course we want to hear sex stories somkething you saw there
Thats fair. Is $15 pretty standard for audit in your area? Ever have homeless people? I literally just threw one out. Said his buddy was staying here but he didnt know his buddys first or last name. Lol
Okay, one sec
I would say 13-14 is more standard, but you can usually milk the finer properties for a little extra. It also helps I've been working in hotels for almost two years and one of them has been at the place I'm at now. I started out at 14 and have had two .50 cent raises.
I've been in hotels for 3 years now. I think the market must just be different. Standard here is probably 11 to 1250. I only make 13.50 because I worked at a different hotel within our management company.
best story involving sex and the hotel
So we have radios in every room here at the hotel, and one night this people has their music blasting. The guests staying in the room next to them called down and complained about it. So I went up there and knocked on the door to ask them to turn down the volume. And you could kinda hear clapping sounds or whatever, so I quickly put two and two together. Dude answers in robe, told him about the complaint, and he said he would turn down the volume. 20 minutes later the original dude calls down saying the people next to him are fucking so loud that he needs a new room. Went to the room. Can confirm guest was going to pound town. Assisted other dude with his stuff into a new room.
Have you ever been in Room 1418 ?
is it a Bulgari hotel? is your name Sean?
Dude are you in rapides parish Louisiana
The market down here is really competitive to get good people, which usually comes with a price tag. And then audit in general make more than GSR. I will say 11-13 is definitely more common is "normal" areas. Not like tourist hotspots or whatever
When are you making coffee?
That is true. We aren't exactly a tourist destination.
No we only have 50 rooms.
200-225 and 300-325
Trump or Clinton ?
First pot goes on in about an hour and 20 minutes at 6:30
What do you do in your job exactly ( range of things to do ) ?
That fucking sucks. Don't you get a lot of complaints about that? We dont have to have it out till 6:30 but i make sure the early risers have some.
Trump, at least I know if I get fired from this hotel he was one I could potentially work at, unlike Clinton who hasn't really created jobs.
If a guest has booked an escort does he have to come down the lobby to take her to his room or do you let her use the lift ?
Handle general issues, guest requests like extra blankets or whatever
Turn over the business day
Create POS, PI, and POS house accounts so we can charge peoples CC and whatever. And a fucking shit ton of printing
Sometimes we do get complaints on it, but there are really nice coffee makers in the rooms and we provide Starbucks pacakaged coffee for the guest
It depends, if the escorts name is on the reservation and she has photo ID we can give her a key, if not the person would have to come down a "escort" them. Get it?
What's your method of fucking the guests?
Putting them next to elevators, stairways, ice and vending machines, and bad views from the room
You can only screw over the guest so hard when working at a Luxury property because all the guest will do is bitcch
I think he meant having sex with guests
Honestly, that hasn't happened. But one time at like 3 o'clock in the morning, I had a request to take extra towels to a room and when the girl answered the door she was wrapped in a towel and she "pretended" to drop it. Awesomerack.jpg
I have had a few similar encounters, but sadly my dick count is higher than my tit count.
What is the rate for a night
Two dicks and one rack? Balanced?
Depends on a number of things, but to answer your question tonight's rate is 369. Last nights was 519, the day before that was 479.
Like 4 or 5 dicks idk im just like a dick magnet. Ive only seen one rack
Why hasn't Kobe raped your coworker?
Haha yes I did mean sex.
So the woman puts herself on a plate for you and what did you do? That's pathetic.
Yeah dude. Like if she looked okay i woukd do it.
What's your favorite colour?
Risking your job and future for something stupid as a rape bait girl that could threaten you shows how much of a virgin you are
You work overnights at a hotel... i mean thats not exactly a a career
Every walk in on anyone fucking in their rooms/somewhere they shouldn't?
Yea you would get fired for taking her number and safely arranging to safely see her outside of work.
Your lack of problem solving skills really tells me you aren't too smart.
I'm working right now, guess this woman can't exist irl
You based in US or Europe?
OP is US
She can still say you stalked her from the hotel and got with her you dumbass. Is that as far ahead as you can see?
Do you think all women are trying to pin you for rape? Are you serious?
No I'm not short sighted, I just know when there's no possibility of a real problem. You have to be very stupid to get stuck with that weak accusation. Or maybe you're just paranoid.
I'll give you a tip, show the texts between you flirting and she will be the one prosecuted for wasting police time.
No but people desperately risking jobs and lives for some sex with a slut is ridiculous for me. (As a wealthy person with a long term relationship that will never end to marriage cause all them bitches are out for money)
A wealthy person working overnights at a hotel?
Nope passive income from multiple house lettings
Although it did start with working 2-3 Jobs at a time including overnight at a hotel until I could afford the first house large downpayment
Oh not OP?
How do you handle clients that get high in their rooms in the bathroom but otherwise don't make a fuss like a normal white dude and his wife.
Nope just some guy that thinks people risking anything at all just for something like a night stand is ridiculous
I think OP is gone so i can answer this one as someone who works overnights at a hotel. If I smell it I'll throw you out
The way I look at it, guests pay for a room to not be bothered. If there is noise, or smoke and it can be smelled from their room, then they arent getting what they pay for so I eliminate the annoyance.
You sound like a fun guy.
I did this job for over 10 years. I worked overnight at one of the top five hotels in a major US capital. The hotel had a restaurant, bar, meeting areas, amazing pool, spa and sauna, etc etc. We had some security guards, and working close to them made me hate security guards forever. I've got so many stories. I eventually had a nervous breakdown and left half way through my shift and haven't worked since. That was 3 years ago. I hate hotels now and get an anxiety attack whenever I go near one.
I mean i dont want to kill your night. That's not my goal. Go outside and smoke. Maintain a normal noise level. If youre in my hotel, I have just as much of a responsibility to make your night pleasureable as I do to the other guests. So if you are doing something that makes their night go bad I have a responsibility to them to get you out.
If you were on a business trip and the room next door was getting drunk and being loud that wouldn't be very nice to you would it?
How did you handle parties/weed?
Also with that said, I'm not gonna throw you out unless I have to. Weed is 0 tolerance, just because we have to pay a company to come clean it and the hallways around your room if its bad. If you are being noisy and I get complaints about that, I'll offer to move you rooms to an empty part of the hotel if i can.
Ever run a black light over the bedspreads?
Not OP cuz he left. I do his job tho. I would never do that because I dont wanna know
how much do you work?
how hard is it?
40 hours a week. Its easy as hell till something goes wrong. I usually spend my nights watching tv. One night a hobo pulled a knife on me though
Funny you should mention that. A security guard found a fat guy sitting outside at midnight. He had a bag of weed right there in the open. The guard took the bag and came up and asked me what to about it. I took it and told him I'd throw it away, then told him just to get the guy back into his room and warn him, if he's outside again with any more drugs he was gone. I took the weed home and baked it into some peanut butter and ate it. It took four hours to hit me, but when it did, I literally wen't insane for 8 hours. I was laying in bed and I remember seeing a zombie standing in my room with his face down. On his chest was a tv with a white guy wearing a pink button up shirt watching me. I said "What are you doing???" and the guy looked startled like I wasn't supposed to know he was there. Weeks later I saw the zombie again standing beside a stop sign, for just a moment, but it turns out it was only a tall skinny ad for something. I told the guard about it next day and he said, "well the fat guy was crying". That fucker.
Parties are pretty simple. Warn them. If they keep it up they're gone. Police usually don't want to help us get out parties so we had to rely on the idiot security guards. I did let Powerman 5000 party unimpeded in the hotel once night because the lead singer guy was so cool. His crew kept calling people "shit kickers" whatever that is, I guess normies? Or rednecks or something? The lead singer came in with a pristine 18 year old he'd met at the concert.
That's how I handle parties usually. It just depends. My hotel is in a weird area where 90% of the time its only business people, then for 2 weeks we have a major tourist event. I let parties go pretty much unimpeded then.
On of my very first weeks working night audit was that big event though. We had a noise complaint on one room and it was like 3am. I told them to give it a rest. The guys in the room called the rooms around them though trying to figure out who complained. I went up and told the guy if he didnt quit his shit id throw him out and he wouldnt find another hotel in town. He cried lol. I feel really bad about it looking back though cuz im worried i ruined his time and its a huge event some people plan years in advance.
The guys in the room called the rooms around them though trying to figure out who complained.
Yea chads do this all the time. If anyone does this, or bangs on doors or something to find out, I throw them out.
I couldn't do the job anymore because 10+ years of it had simply made me despise people. I'm pretty racist, but white people were by far the worst. Dealing with white people at the hotel made me honestly, no meme, no joke, made me hate humanity and wish it would be totally destroyed. All the pettiness, the lies, the smugness, how they bitch and moan. I'm a little drunk so it's hard for me to type, but I'll vocaroo a couple fun stories.
Im at work so i can't listen haha.
it's a long story, but a good one, i can only tell in vocaroo, can you listen? i cant type it all out, sorry
How many times have you beat off at work?
how fucking stupid are you to not know how to use a camera phone properly?
Do you sniff the panties of your clients?
ever have someone rent a room to shoot a porno? how about have to clean up from some perverted sex act where they shit a pee all over the place?
Not that guy but sure.
sorry its way to long lol