/nzg/ New Zealand Thread

Why are IDs even gone?

haha classic!

They've been fairly dodgy all of the game to be honest with you.. for both teams.

ITT: Full of brown skinned poor fags that needs to be eradicated.

watch us get cucked by India AGAIN

I'm not brown, or poor.

Your statement is invalid.

I'm waiting for us to collapse again.

Yeah it hasn't been bias, just shit overall. These two umpires are generally pretty good.

at least aus got a hiding yesterday

When you grab your wife by the hair does she kick or say baaaaa?

true that.. missed that game unfortunately.

Yeah, there was one earlier today that was questionable.. should've been given out (as an LBW) but i guess the umpire thought he got an edge onto it

Thread is 20mins old. Time to ask where the nudes at.

Hey guise
Name my band?

post em if you got em

Haven't seen that one before...

fucking Santner got out... 15 LBW's so far this game, holy fucking crap.

not gonna post more unless someone else starts posting new shit..

going to work for 6 months in Aussie in a week, should I be worried?

I don't have any real new stuff.

that's the biggest issue right now, nobody has new shit or even OC they're willing to share.

It's a NZ thread, oc is doxxed

>Christchurch

Evening

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It's the internet. EVERYTHING IS DOXXED.

Is it bad that I ironically voted for Colin Craig last election?

le gf

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Where da dunedin nudes at?

Chink-182

here

Please sir, may I have some more?

do they need to be from Dunedin or is NZ as a whole good enough?

here

Dunedin preferably but I ain't picky

Who NZ/pol/ here?

Dunedin is extremely hard to get at the moment, nobody is sharing anywhere.

Where to get some dank weed on the shore?

What you got so far is top notch!

unforunately i don't have much that i haven't already posted, or that i really would like to share.

no fucking clue but has it ever been determined which exact Bunnings Warehouse that photo was taken at?

Dunedin reporting in, whats with the tragic lack of maori porn?

bruh i don't even think i have any maori nudes saved from anywhere

I mean just in general, they're an absolute pain to find anywhere

i've never actually looked for it to be perfectly honest with you.

i'm sure it's out there somewhere!

8ch has some

insta - josie.edan

Yeah I ain't got much either...

sup fagoots? any of you been upgraded to gigabit yet?

link

i mean, i have some but i really don't want to share them, because of it being traced back to me, that's the issue.

have gigatown, noticed it's improved since the nationwide launch. extremely happy.

man i wish i knew too! does anyone have the picture of her inside the bunnings? i saw on facebook but it was blurred...

It is expensive (for consumers)
Wholesale is actually cheaper than 100/20 atm.

Pit hair

Got it this year when I went flatting, its pretty dope

>no fucking clue but has it ever been determined which exact Bunnings Warehouse that photo was taken at?
Rotorua I think

i got u fam

Know what you mean bruv

8ch net/nz

holy shit shes hot

post it in the vola less people

not gay but i love you.
is it just these 2 pics or are there more?
the picture from outside looks so similar to bunnings in porirua but the only picture i found on google seemed to have a different garden area where she is standing... il go for a drive sometime to see.

I'm from Rotorua and it isn't that bunnings

nah it's not, it's in Australia. apparently Cannington WA from what i can read.

top kek

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i think there's only these two although isn't she a model or something? because i found this picture..

Is that better than UFB?

if your PC can handle it, definitely.

what's the vola room thing again? i was in there last night and posted a few things but didn't bookmark it.

It is UFB, it's just at gigabit speeds

It is a speed option.

looks like a less-hot version of this

Looks like a man

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Thats the Porirua Bunnings

More?

found this on abbywinters.. now im gonna try find more haha

Any tron girls want to fuck?

post face

jackpot on bunnings girl, shes obviously not so amatuer it seems
abbywinters.com/girl_girl/ripping_clothes/ella_c_laney#shoot-images

Anyone in hastings got a bin?

Good times. Went to school near New Plymouth for a year once.
Didn't fuck any local girls though, just a girl from the german exchange program.

had to laugh at these google autocomplete results.

im good looking but theres no way im posting my face on here

Come pussy, just post face for me x

is she a kiwi or just some whore visiting?

snapchat

Kek

hahah all of australasia wants to find her it seems

drop your kik and send me some timestamped tits and then youll see my face

she's australian.

Sounds good, haven't had a good fuck in awhile

if you're good looking why is it so had for you to get laid?

I'm also in Tron. If you want a below average fuck hit me up.

shes an australian model / amatuer porn star?

not in the tron just wanted you to post face :(

i
m in tok if you wanna get stoned on bush weed and ganged by me and my mangu kaha niggas hmu

How big are you? ;)

because i am autistic. why do you think i am on the chans.

Big enough to do a below average job apparently.

always good when that happens and they copped a good flogging

>not gagging your wife to keep her quiet
>no sticking your wifes back legs in your gumboots to stop her kicking

fucken dumb aussies

so whore

So no one?

post face

My face or just a face?

your face

on here? Nah. I think i'll just head to bed. You're a dude right?

post my face

I'm not a dude

That's what the last guy said, but to be honest I wish my girlfriend looked half as good as he did.

My names Cassie, I'm in the tron

i was approached by some auckland modelling company when i was in kmart once. i told them to get bent.

i have been a loner my whole life and have huge intimacy issues, just because i look good doesnt mean i dont have huge problems.

cancer thread

Sounds interesting. Kik?

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Any beystings? One of the pics looked like Molly xD

Yo reporting from akl here any pics?

Oh nice.

was that photo before of you sucking cock?

post butt pls

Anyway, I should get to bed. I might send face tomorrow. How do I contact you?

i dunno dude, i've met dudes with long hair and nails
>tits
>can be wearing bra if you like

yo if you're from akl don't mention it, the rest of the country hate us

But best poster is from there

No it wasn't.
Post snapchat

Any North Canterbury here? Specifically Hurunui/Waimak?

Why because we're the only ones who aren't bogans lmao

best poster??

lob35 I'm gonna wake up to so many dicks.

If you frequent then you seen em

i do and i've never seen timestamped titties in an nz thread
one for the road?

i recognize this memer
love ur stuff btw

newfag

Nice

>That timestamp

10/10

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fuck.. would love a pussy shot

I wish she would post more of these, but seems like she's spooked ever since being doxxed.

moar

Well yeah because every time I do, some cunt I know recognizes me and gets weird.

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oh yeah i've seen those before. probably just from you dicktoters posting them.

how many people have seen your tits enough to recognise you from them?

Good fucking luck. Auckland is dry as lately.

If they already know it's you then why does it matter?

thank you god. Those are some nice perky

Not many people have seen my tits irl. They're big and I got thicc lips, not that hard.

my missus posted some on here a while back but iv never really seen them pop up again.

Also from the tron.
Would you fuck an indian dude?

DG????

I wish they were back.

who are some good sluts to follow on insta or snapchat?

Oh, I said before that im not from the tron i just wanted to see his face lol

I would not fuck an indian dude

Why not?

The gang's all here ;-;

That might be her, but we typically have better quality milk. If theres any of her in a specific pair of panties then I would be able to tell

Because from experience they're rude. I mean that may not reflect on you but being treated like an object by any man isn't the go and indian dudes have just come across hardcore in that respect.
That and the fact I overheard a bunch of them bragging about their "white women trophies" how none of us are wifeable and how they dream to turn the sweetest white girl in to their whores. /cringe

Not to mention they get rapey when drunk like they have a right to this ass.

any more would be greatly appreciated.

Do you even know any indians?

I deal with them a lot through my work, it's weird that maybe 4/5 of them smell really bad.

Indians dont post in nz threads or go on the tinychat room

yeah that sounds unpleasant. I'm French so typically I like to take a girl out. All my kiwi mates look at me like I'm retarded for treating someone the way I would wanna be treated if the tables where turned

kek

I'm Indian but I've been brought up here and can assure you our new generation is better that the 20-30 year old dudes

I know one indian from nzcam.
*tips fedora*

there's that fag talk we talked about

nah your not the only one. Typically Moroccan or any African type black dudes can smell pretty rank, same with Indians. But its typically to do with hormones, just means they need to wash a lot more than anyone else

This.

This is what guys should be doing, sick of feeling like the only way I'll get laid is if I put out on the first date. The least creepiest dudes out there are the euro guys.

>I know one indian from nzcam.
Who?

>'If I tell them new-gen Indians are courteous, then maybe they will fuck us'
people think indians are creepy cause this shit is painfully easy to see through. use your actions not your words

you might think I'm a fat homo bearded fuck, but what the fuck would the two of you know, you linger B like you have a purpose other than being lonely sacks of shit? Vas mange des coullies dun mouton, gross con

Why thank you!
if you go overseas to somewhere like Spain I can promise you that you would be treated a lot better than any guy here has ever done

>The least creepiest dudes out there are the euro guys
Really? I was always under the assumption that euros were sleazy as fuck.

I see what you mean but I didn't say that to increase my chances of getting fucked, i said it just to point out that Indians will get better eventually after having a whole generation growing up in nz, the environment you grow up in definitely has an affect on your personality. All the Indian immigrants who came from India have different views in terms of respect for white women compared to Indian men who grew up around them

My dad left NZ about 2 weeks ago, first thing he tells me is that an ounce at the cheapest costs him 70 bucks. Man I hate this island

IDbro was Indian. Fact.

This is b8
He was Asian

idbro was korean you fucking newfag

well they say believe in half of what you see and none of what you hear. Punter...

Difference is
>our dudes think it's romantic to ask for pussy
>euro dudes make an artform out of wooing. if you're not into it they back off.

Personally when I'm into someone, the second the word pussy is mentioned I'm straight turned off. It's kind like if you were to ay cunt in the U.S, there it represents a gross, used up vagina.

Then why is he on mandatory military service in Korea right now?

That feeling when a kiwi defends my people
Feels Good Mayne

second this actually, because of the point i made about white woman trophies and women being their objects. They don't get taught that by their peers cause it's not socially acceptable in an equal environment

this thread will never reach 300 smh tbh fam

thats very high and mighty for a frenchman
got a napoleon complex small fry?

how do i get a thicc nz gf?

Be nice to them.

be a bit more submissive, the thicc gurls who get laid are the ones that go for what they want. most of the curvy girls i've been with have made the first move, it's what they're used to.

small fry..... HAH. why don't you go to Hawaii like your founding father and get made into a stew. Ya gay cunt

these threads have always been shit

I'm sorta kinda thicc and I love a man who takes the lead so... You'd be surprised how many guys only secretly like curvy girls like its some taboo fetish.

just like what your dad eats out of his husbands asshole. BITCH!

yeah i don't discriminate too much. people don't care about a little extra mass once they're having sex anyway, it's more a psychological thing beforehand and also bragging to mates about that super-hot girl you fucked.

i'm bi though and naturally more submissive, but i find plenty of girls into that too.

dads ded

R.I.P :(

Tokoroa reporting in.
What happened to k-pop? Maybe I need to lurk more

>What happened to k-pop?
What?

The guy who posted dude who posted k-pop, he was nice

Oh. He hasn't posted here for a year now. How long have you been away from these threads kek?

already been mate, hawaii is fuckin sick
isnt france an isis state now?

you mean IDbro?
pretty sure hes dead

cool pic man. but how is gender different from polarity?

Fine

he literally fled the country with his 16 year old taiwanese girlfriend.

Lol where did you get that info, I thought our secret alliance was well hidden. My ISIS boys and me where at your mums last night bombing her butthole. its a mess I tell you

kek

I never know what time the thread is made so I just chance upon them tbh

Oh wow so he was idbro, I just called him k-pop...

Polarity is more of a scale whereas gender are more sol and luna, like a creative force and a creating power. Same same, but different

Any cute guys out there?

9pm

yh

kill it with fiyuh, that is one ugly hermaphrodite

Kek I didn't think there was an actual time thanks bro

I'm planning to move to New Zealand in about a year. Any tips for an immigrant?

I'm planning to get my master degree there, but I really want to move for good afterwards.

P.S.: I'm South American.

bro its a shit hole, why would you want to live here? unless your stinking rich. I hope your not Asian or your in for a surpirse

As long as you can put up with guys wanting to randomly fight you and taking there shirts off and being all hoped up on gear

Come on, it's not a shit hole. Maybe you gotta go places to get some perspective on what a shit hole is.
The education there seems good, the immigration process seems to be good enough, the weather is nice, the people seem very nice...
I would like to move there mostly for academic and cultural reasons. I'm full of my country's bullshit.

Say hello to the locals, even if the city cucks are stingy

What do you mean by "being all hoped up on gear"?
I'm your typical nerd, I don't go to pubs, nightclubs and the sort. Should those guys wanting to fight be a problem to me?

>wanting to move to NZ
this country is a fucking toilet mate. don't make the same mistake i did

I can do that, no problem!

Can you state your reasons for saying that, please?

it's just boring and miserable (Wellington). it's also full of cucks and hipsters. just a complete dive.

Well, I guess the definition of boring and miserable are subjective to some extent, but thanks anyway.

Ignore this cunt yeah there are annoying hipsters here but all in all its a nice city

fuck up cunt

Make sure you never let a girl hurt you so bad you give up what you love for pot.