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>I am okay with this You need to include the hatred of lewds in your OP, there, Kyoubot.
bbe that's what they all tell me.
Where's that Chenigger?
Where's my other heart, too?
Easton Adams
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Dylan Price
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Bentley Nguyen
God morning Saya An kiss for the dubs
Be back in a bit, shower time
Alexander Phillips
Kyouko did you make these?
Nathan Moore
This is the original, I colored some and cropped the face into other pics, yes.
Oliver Lewis
Lewd.
Elijah Lewis
It's good. I haven't been able to get photoshop on this compu yet, so everything I do is MSPaint (including the ones you have).
But then again, you're a robot. Also, please tell S-Mug Tomobot that, because they are always around and things, they are a robot and that's okay, and we still like them.
I can't communicate that to them. Maybe if you tell them in Assembly or you give them a USB injection ... ?
>Suika
Joshua Jones
>200+ gold per turn >Lacking a bit in terms of science >Literally no military at all AT LEAST I'M OUT JEWING THE REST OF THE WORLD BY OVER 4 TIMES AS MUCH!
Landon Peterson
Your waifu is shit
Gabriel Jenkins
>Barbarians Obviously you turned those off. Get ready to lose! ... can I conquer?
>somad So mad I want to know why.
Isaiah Rogers
well i like her
Liam Green
Morning Alice. How are you?
Civilization? Which one? 2? 5?
Jose Cooper
Not a Tomoko fan. But this is ironclad logic.
Caleb Sanchez
I did not. I ave like, 1 or 2 landschneks, and that's all I use to deal with them.
5. It's absolutely murdering my laptop.
Tyler Jackson
Pffff nothing lewd about a kiss, they're lovely Good. And now I'm clean. How are you?
Hudson Hughes
Turn your power settings down, in the battery options.
I run CivV just fine. But that may be because I eliminate other civs before you do. oho hoho
Ethan Morris
Civ 5 is amazing. Played it for hours. Best part was spreading my religion to friend's cities and making him rage quit when he couldn't get rid of Onanism.
I'm good. A bit tired but ehh, it'll pass, I'm sure.
David Garcia
She's obviously a guy
Robert Garcia
Quick claim before work Hope everyone has a great day!
Noah Smith
Nah, it's just the fact that my laptop doesn't handle games well when I've been playing them for hours. >Getting rid of Civs What an uncultured thing to do. I'm reaping massive money while everyone else is poor. Taking them over defeats potential customers! >Pic related
Lol, I was just one turn too late to make my own religion, so I'm not focusing too much on it at all. All about the shekkles man!
Jack Perez
Long day? Or just waking up?
Jace Gutierrez
Claim
Ayden Hill
Hello
Robert Price
Went to sleep around 4:30 when I had to wake up at 7. Taking a nap would probably mess up sleep rhythm more than it is now.
Bentley Hall
Hi
James Morales
I see no problem with that amount of sleep. I slept far too much yesterday and felt like dirt all day... How are you doing today?
Evan Lewis
Good morning /waifu/
Jonathan Wood
Im good, you?
Landon King
God morning Illya, how are you? I'm not doing too bad, waiting for my second bus right now. Got anything planned for today?
Jaxson Rivera
Nothing special, im probably just gonna go play video games or watch anime or something
Thomas Carter
A bit drowsy but otherwise fine. Some dumbfuck in my building set off the fire alarm in the middle of the night so that was fun. How are you, Alice?
Angel Campbell
That doesn't sound like a bad time Classic fire alarm cunt. Why do people still do this in 2016? It was never cool. On the lovely bus system in my city, see below
>15 minutes between buses >next bus in 19 minutes >following bus in 23 ????????
Easton Brooks
Thats not the bad time, the bad time is when i have to choose an anime or videogame to watch/play
Cameron Flores
back home from short monday just had a 2 hour lecture and did some studying in the library. i hope everyone's day has been going well
Julian Gomez
Needing to follow along with the subtitles is the death of video games and watching anime. I should really try to learn some Japanese, if only to be able to look away so I can keep playing games kek
Nicholas Cook
What's up Waifu??? Morning all.
William Barnes
The ceiling.
You should have expected that
Colton Morales
Why the fuck k wouldn't they be at least scheduled at even intervals? Not off to a great start, but it's a Monday so I didn't really expect it too.
Lincoln Barnes
nothing mavis good morning hope your day goes well
Angel Howard
Weeb.
Just joking. I wish i could learn another language but i couldn't even learn french in school so thats probably not happening.
Aiden Green
oh that sucks what happened?
Adam Lee
Hello They are. I was just talking to someone who goes to my school, says he was waiting for 40 minutes. Some fucking weird shit must have happened for one bus to have left when he got there and the next two just not showing up at all... I learned French when I was young, I went to a French school though so it was a sink or swim scenario
Aiden Turner
Woo, no sleep this weekend! This surely won't backfire on me at all!
Grayson Williams
why didnt you sleep?
Easton Gomez
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Adam Williams
Someone set off the fire alarm in the middle of the night so building had to evacuate for a bit, and then about 10 minutes ago I realised I didn't have my keys right as the door to my suite shut and locked behind me. Nothing that can't be fixed once one of my suitemates wakes up though. Wierd. Never had to deal with buses myself, none ran around where I lived. I think that's lucky on my part because I've heard nothing but horror stories
Ryder Morales
Oh, I did. I meant MY weekend. So, the next 2 days. Today I've got to go with my aunt and do some prep for the funeral. Then Ima hang out with my friend a bit, maybe get my fog lights checked out, and try to find some high strength black duct tape for the top. Tomorrow I've got to go to the welfare offices with my mom to do some stuff for her uninsurance and my medical insurance. I suppose it's not cutting out sleep, so much as it is my schedule's going to be flipped for a few days and it's going to suck.
Jordan Lewis
YU は SHOCK!
Ryder Young
カラミチーマス
Jacob Perry
talk shit on my waifu i will end you fucking lifeu
Easton Walker
wait someone did that on purpose? what a dick head. did you catch the culprit? that sucks, im guessing you were still a bit sleepy? hope the rest of the day goes better for you~ >prep funeral stuff oh no that sucks, someone close? as you already said im pretty sure you can sleep while doing all that. hanging with a friend is fun though
Ayden Torres
Oh hi there Warmonger Booki.
Jace Hernandez
Warmonger? Still having fun in your lewd scissor-based society?
Benjamin Campbell
Grandpa. Didn't make it, stroke messed up half of his brain, so they decided to pull the plug. We were somewhat closeish? Not really distant, but we weren't like strangers.
Warmonger. Scissor based lewd...what?
Nathaniel Reyes
You know. Think about it.
Noah Howard
No idea if it was purpose or someone decided to make some 3 am popcorn and burnt the shit out of it because nobody here seems to know how to make popcorn. But yeah, was still half asleep as I left for breakfast and so got locked out. You and me both! But thank you. How was your lecture/study session?
Benjamin Scott
Booki, are you being some kinda huge pervert? Because an innocent angel such as myself can't think of what you mean.
Grayson Reyes
>your society >not talking about it Okay! How are you!?
Eli Brooks
wo.
Dominic Sullivan
Yeah you tell em tomoko!
Camden Miller
My society is literally CAPITALISM HO because my gold generation makes me able to purchase any buildings I want instantly. I literally upgraded my capital with every single building in the span of one turn and blew 5k gold. And eh, waiting to get off work. Gunna go home and buy me a new game!
Robert Williams
> And what level are you playing on?
Elijah Lee
Ok so how is everyone? I'm hanging out here waiting to start my new job
Ryan Gutierrez
Tired
Hunter Reed
The people on the bus are just as scary
Zachary Flores
oh im very sorry, my condolences its probably for the best though well i guess if you are willing to hang out in your free time you are pretty close kek. well popcorn is pretty hard to make i remember trying to make that drunk and my mircrowave exploded got any plans to make the day better? or just lame school day? it was great, my physics professor is great and very good at teaching i still need to do some stuff at home but im kinda being lazy owo
Chase Peterson
A level under standard. I am absolutely terrible with strategy games, and I'm just trying to get used to it still.
You got a job, Mavis?
Jaxon Hernandez
I want to die but at the same time don't really care tbqh family. I want to live idk.
Robert Torres
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Jayden Brown
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Juan Moore
ceiling
Tyler Wright
Hmm
Ryder Gomez
> But you're not doing that here. What's the new job? (>doing what here? read below)
I'm responding to you, but don't be such a cunt when you post. It's like the only content you bring is troll. Literally say hello and interact with others.
>like this.
Justin Price
okAy
Jack Wood
RIGHT
SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AND WHY PEOPLE DO IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. I HATE NOT BEING A PART OF THINGS AND ULTIMATELY MAKES ME FEEL INSECURE AND EXCLUDED.... FAGS
Brody Sullivan
Is what it is yo. And I meant my grandpa. My friend is like my best friend, gunna go call him a faggot for some unspecified amount of time and maybe get some sweet pizza.
What job ya get?
Hunter Nelson
People talk about shit or generally shitpost and anime characters are kinda cute so yeah fuck me daddy.
Landon Flores
Easy there shitlord. You telling me how to post now? How about you go fuck you mother? I bet she hates you anyway.
Robert Johnson
............................. Makoto I'm caving Give me the Discord ........... Don't tell anyone
James Collins
Sure man. Sure. Do your thing, then.
Joseph Clark
buying gf 2174m
Jayden Hernandez
Aww shit nigga
Jonathan Hughes
I'm on mobile. I can't do nuffin!
Aiden Martinez
Google*
Google it if you don't understand
Anthony Carter
Got classes to get through today, but after that I think I'll go through the league tutorial. Other than that nothing planned.
Owen Mitchell
Think people of Walmart, but confined to a tube with wheels Suika, no
Brandon Evans
It's better that way. I'm trying to resist but ... YES NO! MAYBLE!?
I'll hit you up at a con though. Gives me a deadline to not look like a fat old man. Tho I lift. >pic
Joseph King
Resist what? >Pic Oh god, you don't plan to carry me around like that, do you?!
Daniel Mitchell
Note to self: avoid public transportation at all costs
Josiah Hughes
worthless post
Grayson Green
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Ian Stewart
worthless post 2: epileptic boogaloo
Cooper Moore
Post shitted Thanks I missed everything
Ryan Garcia
%706411343 yeah
Jonathan Ward
>how do you even have a picture for that? Sorta proves you're a sloot, sweetheart. Academic, even.
Benjamin Hill
sorry late reply im dicking around a bit too much oh i misunderstood im sorry friends who you can call faggot and still get pizza are the best you going to do anything cool? oh alright, good luck paying attention be wary my friend died duting the tutorial then never played again just posting here i guess then?
Noah Price
fuck off im not sachi
Nolan Robinson
I was talking about your pic! And there's Makoto pics for damn near every situation! I mean, I do have over 3,000 pictures...
All good. I dunno, we might just get said pizza, go back to my place, and CAPITALISM HO for a few hours or something, provided it's not too hot.
It's up to you. I wish I could. Well, I can but I don't have a drivers license
Carter Gutierrez
I cand do idd. I cand gondrol idd jusd posd
David Williams
night
Oliver Edwards
I'll be careful. Unless something's goin on today I'll probably be here. Monday's are usually pretty dead. Speaking of class, I better get going. Unfortunate
Matthew Powell
BOOKI IF YOURE DRUNK I SWEAR TO GOD!
Ethan Gonzalez
God night Tomoko Poor Suika :(
Sebastian Morales
I'll be honest I'm drink and drunk and not happy and not liking Japan and today is just not the day
Today is the day
Angel Morgan
dond gondrol id :^)
Joshua Brown
wat >capitalism ho what is that supposed to mean? dead on thread? yea they are. but i kinda like it, gets my stuff done well not really atm but i am gonna start now see ya
Noah Gomez
No drinking! You put that away this instant!
Brandon Mitchell
fight me
Cameron Kelly
for your own sake put away the rice wine
xd
Xavier Ramirez
Dead on thread, dead on campus, dead in general
>Illya
Evan Nelson
>Best fox claimu
Jason Allen
It's the catchphrase of a character in this game I'm going to get. You play as an RPG shopkeeper and you have to play the market!
If you don't put it away, I'm going to be very upset! You were just drunk like 2 days ago!
no im busy have fun oh okay kek i think i know it, saw some dude stream it sometime what is it called?
Asher Price
See No more drinking!
Leo Lopez
is not i made a pun, pls get pun
Chase Taylor
That is a very nice Fox
Hello I like that hat thing you are wearing
Adrian Nelson
>Late claim >Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Ohayou /waifu/ o7
Jackson Robinson
Recceter I believe.
I got pun!
Thanks Mavis. I'm not exactly sure what to call it. It's like a barret but not exactly.
Ryan Wilson
Raaaan sign up for waifu diplomacy playdiplomacy dot com Waifu Wars is the game Cred Forumswaifu/ or Cred Forumswaifu is the password
Asking you because you are both reliable and rational.
Not even rolling for this post.
Ryder Thomas
That's a ni- nope still 3DPD
Um what? what is waifu diplomacy?
Jaxon Sanchez
Mebbe go bed b4 stupids \ Shuttup you all
Andrew Robinson
Diplomacy with /waifu/ members
Ryan Harris
Well i don't know what diplomacy is
>Ran-sama
Liam Allen
Look nigger I have rendered myself too drunk to reply due to reasons beyond our control also how the fuck do you not know diplomacy am I that much older than you you're a goddamn shame pretending you're 800+ years old not knowing diplomacy you truly are a feral animal do you also have a cage and collar I'll tell Yukari!
Andrew Jones
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Mason Scott
Motherfucker, you're about to experience American diplomacy
Angel Gonzalez
You too I'll tell Yukari you'll end up in the gap-hag's snatch. I'm warning you.
Dylan Morris
Drink harder. CHUG CHUG CHUG.
Luis Garcia
As if I did something wrong~
Hudson Cook
>roll 4 tits Ran I fucking swear you need to sign up for this right now because you just sit aside all of the threads but you can actually do a thing here. Also fuck you. That's the important part. Fuck you fat tits.
>Wasn't done Also your tits are fat. Join our Diplomacy game despite me you'd probably be one of the better anons to join. playdiplomacy dot com. Waifu Wars is the game. Cred Forumswaifu or Cred Forumswaifu/
Nolan Sullivan
Just to be sure fuck you fat tits!
Elijah Phillips
I heard there was a best fox here
James Gutierrez
You'd like to, wouldn't you?
right about here
Jaxson Cox
So mean.
>Sips tea
Ayden Barnes
Galil is best fox now!
Jackson Miller
I hate you so much.
Nolan Reed
>fucking the fox tits Why would you not /comfy/ in the tail? Way better Nope
Jaxon Wright
Always best fox
Andrew Sullivan
there i made a diplomacy account
Suika is just jealous
Mason Stewart
I hate you Ran. You are an old hag with old hag tits working for an old hag!
Don't insult me! And you didn't!
Hudson Smith
I did, now i need a password to join the game
Nathan Bailey
I don't even need to shitpost rn. Well done waifu.
Xavier Butler
Tbh, a flatter chested Ran would be amazing. Suika, I'm not Ran :( I thought we had something
Nathan Lopez
noooo
Jace Garcia
oh yea its fun as fuck i watched that entire game being played by a guy named trump TSM trump that is
Ryan Nguyen
WE HAVE SOMETHING I'M JUST SO MAD
Cred Forumswaifu or Cred Forumswaifu/
need one more after you. Rule is 2 days to post moves. Super slow.
>da Suika
Austin Brooks
That doujin wasn't bad, a bit too harsh for my tastes thought.
Is this the old Yuno?
Ryan Hernandez
Can i join?
Aaron Wilson
look at the filename its not i am here now for about 3 months
Robert Cruz
But I still hate you, saggy tits. Like, a lot.
Diplomacy is separate, though discussion on Waifu is okay.
I hate you Ran.
You should join!
Josiah Bailey
There's You Know and tsunyun (ceiling)
I didn't read the doujin I just like the edit for reasons. XD
Luke Hernandez
I did a picture I wasn't that mad but here it is.
Tyler Miller
True. Still nice to see new posters around.
Yep, yep. I just remembered.
Alright then~
Landon Morales
I already joined
and I love you too, little girl
Aaron Hernandez
>(ceiling) who keeps posting that... its not even sacho sorry to dissapoint were you and youknow close or something?
Mason Butler
>joined I might have to ally with saggy momtits. Ugh. What a whore.
Jordan Ross
Not really, he was just a lewd pal, as I may say.
Bentley Brooks
me, resident idiot of waifu
Caleb Lee
I prefer flatter chest. I'm sorry :( >your boob's are okay too though :( Why are you mad
Grayson James
oh alright, not a huge lewd fan here gonna walk doggo now i will see you next thread oh i didnt recognise you with the madoka pic now i do though, those are hilarious the cieling joke still isnt
Angel Price
JOIN THE DIPLOMACY or don't I don't know you you're not reliable
Also who are you to question my madness I am mad and that's just how it is right now!
Ryan Gutierrez
Don't lie, you totally want to
flat is bad...
Cooper Sullivan
I'm Nobody Interesting.
dont worry
Carter Foster
You know me! I'm on mobile at school right now No completely flat, just at of bust is perfect. Like Alice :^)
Cameron Sullivan
>flat is bad You never did before You double nigger ...