Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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still here
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Claimed my husbando
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Holy balls that was way too damn quick.
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Claiming best girl
>I am okay with this
You need to include the hatred of lewds in your OP, there, Kyoubot.
bbe that's what they all tell me.
Where's that Chenigger?
Where's my other heart, too?
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God morning Saya
An kiss for the dubs
Be back in a bit, shower time
Kyouko did you make these?
This is the original, I colored some and cropped the face into other pics, yes.
Lewd.
It's good. I haven't been able to get photoshop on this compu yet, so everything I do is MSPaint (including the ones you have).
But then again, you're a robot. Also, please tell S-Mug Tomobot that, because they are always around and things, they are a robot and that's okay, and we still like them.
I can't communicate that to them. Maybe if you tell them in Assembly or you give them a USB injection ... ?
>Suika
>200+ gold per turn
>Lacking a bit in terms of science
>Literally no military at all
AT LEAST I'M OUT JEWING THE REST OF THE WORLD BY OVER 4 TIMES AS MUCH!
Your waifu is shit
>Barbarians
Obviously you turned those off. Get ready to lose!
... can I conquer?
>somad
So mad I want to know why.
well i like her
Morning Alice. How are you?
Civilization? Which one? 2? 5?
Not a Tomoko fan. But this is ironclad logic.
I did not. I ave like, 1 or 2 landschneks, and that's all I use to deal with them.
5. It's absolutely murdering my laptop.
Pffff nothing lewd about a kiss, they're lovely
Good. And now I'm clean. How are you?
Turn your power settings down, in the battery options.
I run CivV just fine. But that may be because I eliminate other civs before you do. oho hoho
Civ 5 is amazing. Played it for hours. Best part was spreading my religion to friend's cities and making him rage quit when he couldn't get rid of Onanism.
I'm good. A bit tired but ehh, it'll pass, I'm sure.
She's obviously a guy
Quick claim before work
Hope everyone has a great day!
Nah, it's just the fact that my laptop doesn't handle games well when I've been playing them for hours.
>Getting rid of Civs
What an uncultured thing to do. I'm reaping massive money while everyone else is poor. Taking them over defeats potential customers!
>Pic related
Lol, I was just one turn too late to make my own religion, so I'm not focusing too much on it at all. All about the shekkles man!
Long day? Or just waking up?
Claim
Hello
Went to sleep around 4:30 when I had to wake up at 7. Taking a nap would probably mess up sleep rhythm more than it is now.
Hi
I see no problem with that amount of sleep. I slept far too much yesterday and felt like dirt all day...
How are you doing today?
Good morning /waifu/
Im good, you?
God morning Illya, how are you?
I'm not doing too bad, waiting for my second bus right now. Got anything planned for today?
Nothing special, im probably just gonna go play video games or watch anime or something
A bit drowsy but otherwise fine. Some dumbfuck in my building set off the fire alarm in the middle of the night so that was fun.
How are you, Alice?
That doesn't sound like a bad time
Classic fire alarm cunt. Why do people still do this in 2016? It was never cool.
On the lovely bus system in my city, see below
>15 minutes between buses
>next bus in 19 minutes
>following bus in 23
????????
Thats not the bad time, the bad time is when i have to choose an anime or videogame to watch/play
back home from short monday
just had a 2 hour lecture and did some studying in the library.
i hope everyone's day has been going well
Needing to follow along with the subtitles is the death of video games and watching anime. I should really try to learn some Japanese, if only to be able to look away so I can keep playing games kek
What's up Waifu??? Morning all.
The ceiling.
You should have expected that
Why the fuck k wouldn't they be at least scheduled at even intervals?
Not off to a great start, but it's a Monday so I didn't really expect it too.
nothing mavis good morning hope your day goes well
Weeb.
Just joking. I wish i could learn another language but i couldn't even learn french in school so thats probably not happening.
oh that sucks what happened?
Hello
They are. I was just talking to someone who goes to my school, says he was waiting for 40 minutes.
Some fucking weird shit must have happened for one bus to have left when he got there and the next two just not showing up at all...
I learned French when I was young, I went to a French school though so it was a sink or swim scenario
Woo, no sleep this weekend! This surely won't backfire on me at all!
why didnt you sleep?
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Someone set off the fire alarm in the middle of the night so building had to evacuate for a bit, and then about 10 minutes ago I realised I didn't have my keys right as the door to my suite shut and locked behind me. Nothing that can't be fixed once one of my suitemates wakes up though.
Wierd. Never had to deal with buses myself, none ran around where I lived. I think that's lucky on my part because I've heard nothing but horror stories
Oh, I did. I meant MY weekend. So, the next 2 days.
Today I've got to go with my aunt and do some prep for the funeral. Then Ima hang out with my friend a bit, maybe get my fog lights checked out, and try to find some high strength black duct tape for the top.
Tomorrow I've got to go to the welfare offices with my mom to do some stuff for her uninsurance and my medical insurance.
I suppose it's not cutting out sleep, so much as it is my schedule's going to be flipped for a few days and it's going to suck.
YU は SHOCK!
カラミチーマス
talk shit on my waifu i will end you fucking lifeu
wait someone did that on purpose? what a dick head. did you catch the culprit?
that sucks, im guessing you were still a bit sleepy?
hope the rest of the day goes better for you~
>prep funeral stuff
oh no that sucks, someone close?
as you already said im pretty sure you can sleep while doing all that.
hanging with a friend is fun though
Oh hi there Warmonger Booki.
Warmonger? Still having fun in your lewd scissor-based society?
Grandpa. Didn't make it, stroke messed up half of his brain, so they decided to pull the plug.
We were somewhat closeish? Not really distant, but we weren't like strangers.
Warmonger.
Scissor based lewd...what?
You know. Think about it.
No idea if it was purpose or someone decided to make some 3 am popcorn and burnt the shit out of it because nobody here seems to know how to make popcorn. But yeah, was still half asleep as I left for breakfast and so got locked out.
You and me both! But thank you. How was your lecture/study session?
Booki, are you being some kinda huge pervert? Because an innocent angel such as myself can't think of what you mean.
>your society
>not talking about it
Okay! How are you!?
wo.
Yeah you tell em tomoko!
My society is literally CAPITALISM HO because my gold generation makes me able to purchase any buildings I want instantly. I literally upgraded my capital with every single building in the span of one turn and blew 5k gold.
And eh, waiting to get off work. Gunna go home and buy me a new game!
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And what level are you playing on?
Ok so how is everyone? I'm hanging out here waiting to start my new job
Tired
The people on the bus are just as scary
oh im very sorry, my condolences
its probably for the best though
well i guess if you are willing to hang out in your free time you are pretty close
kek. well popcorn is pretty hard to make
i remember trying to make that drunk and my mircrowave exploded
got any plans to make the day better? or just lame school day?
it was great, my physics professor is great and very good at teaching
i still need to do some stuff at home but im kinda being lazy
owo
A level under standard. I am absolutely terrible with strategy games, and I'm just trying to get used to it still.
You got a job, Mavis?
I want to die but at the same time don't really care tbqh family. I want to live idk.
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ceiling
Hmm
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But you're not doing that here. What's the new job? (>doing what here? read below)
I'm responding to you, but don't be such a cunt when you post. It's like the only content you bring is troll. Literally say hello and interact with others.
>like this.
okAy
RIGHT
SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AND WHY PEOPLE DO IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. I HATE NOT BEING A PART OF THINGS AND ULTIMATELY MAKES ME FEEL INSECURE AND EXCLUDED.... FAGS
Is what it is yo.
And I meant my grandpa. My friend is like my best friend, gunna go call him a faggot for some unspecified amount of time and maybe get some sweet pizza.
What job ya get?
People talk about shit or generally shitpost and anime characters are kinda cute so yeah fuck me daddy.
Easy there shitlord. You telling me how to post now? How about you go fuck you mother? I bet she hates you anyway.
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Makoto I'm caving
Give me the Discord
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Don't tell anyone
Sure man. Sure. Do your thing, then.
buying gf 2174m
Aww shit nigga
I'm on mobile. I can't do nuffin!
Google*
Google it if you don't understand
Got classes to get through today, but after that I think I'll go through the league tutorial. Other than that nothing planned.
Think people of Walmart, but confined to a tube with wheels
Suika, no
It's better that way. I'm trying to resist but ...
YES NO! MAYBLE!?
I'll hit you up at a con though. Gives me a deadline to not look like a fat old man. Tho I lift.
>pic
Resist what?
>Pic
Oh god, you don't plan to carry me around like that, do you?!
Note to self: avoid public transportation at all costs
worthless post
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worthless post 2: epileptic boogaloo
Post shitted
Thanks
I missed everything
%706411343
yeah
>how do you even have a picture for that?
Sorta proves you're a sloot, sweetheart. Academic, even.
sorry late reply im dicking around a bit too much
oh i misunderstood im sorry
friends who you can call faggot and still get pizza are the best
you going to do anything cool?
oh alright, good luck paying attention
be wary my friend died duting the tutorial then never played again
just posting here i guess then?
fuck off im not sachi
I was talking about your pic! And there's Makoto pics for damn near every situation! I mean, I do have over 3,000 pictures...
All good.
I dunno, we might just get said pizza, go back to my place, and CAPITALISM HO for a few hours or something, provided it's not too hot.
It's up to you.
I wish I could.
Well, I can but I don't have a drivers license
I cand do idd.
I cand gondrol idd
jusd posd
night
I'll be careful.
Unless something's goin on today I'll probably be here. Monday's are usually pretty dead.
Speaking of class, I better get going.
Unfortunate
BOOKI IF YOURE DRUNK I SWEAR TO GOD!
God night Tomoko
Poor Suika :(
I'll be honest I'm drink and drunk and not happy and not liking Japan and today is just not the day
Today is the day
dond gondrol id :^)
wat
>capitalism ho
what is that supposed to mean?
dead on thread? yea they are. but i kinda like it, gets my stuff done
well not really atm but i am gonna start now
see ya
No drinking! You put that away this instant!
fight me
for your own sake put away the rice wine
xd
Dead on thread, dead on campus, dead in general
>Illya
>Best fox claimu
It's the catchphrase of a character in this game I'm going to get. You play as an RPG shopkeeper and you have to play the market!
If you don't put it away, I'm going to be very upset! You were just drunk like 2 days ago!
Already drunk my luv
Let's look at this:
youtube.com
This is not only new good, it is good good.
no im busy
have fun
oh okay kek
i think i know it, saw some dude stream it sometime
what is it called?
See
No more drinking!
is not i made a pun, pls get pun
That is a very nice Fox
Hello I like that hat thing you are wearing
>Late claim
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Ohayou /waifu/ o7
Recceter I believe.
I got pun!
Thanks Mavis. I'm not exactly sure what to call it. It's like a barret but not exactly.
Raaaan
sign up for waifu diplomacy
playdiplomacy dot com
Waifu Wars is the game
Cred Forumswaifu/
or
Cred Forumswaifu is the password
Asking you because you are both reliable and rational.
Not even rolling for this post.
That's a ni- nope still 3DPD
Um what?
what is waifu diplomacy?
Mebbe go bed b4 stupids
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Shuttup you all
Diplomacy with /waifu/ members
Well i don't know what diplomacy is
>Ran-sama
Look nigger I have rendered myself too drunk to reply due to reasons beyond our control also how the fuck do you not know diplomacy am I that much older than you you're a goddamn shame pretending you're 800+ years old not knowing diplomacy you truly are a feral animal do you also have a cage and collar I'll tell Yukari!
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Motherfucker, you're about to experience American diplomacy
You too I'll tell Yukari you'll end up in the gap-hag's snatch.
I'm warning you.
Drink harder. CHUG CHUG CHUG.
As if I did something wrong~
>roll 4 tits
Ran I fucking swear you need to sign up for this right now because you just sit aside all of the threads but you can actually do a thing here. Also fuck you. That's the important part. Fuck you fat tits.
>Wasn't done
Also your tits are fat.
Join our Diplomacy game despite me you'd probably be one of the better anons to join.
playdiplomacy dot com. Waifu Wars is the game. Cred Forumswaifu or Cred Forumswaifu/
Just to be sure fuck you fat tits!
I heard there was a best fox here
You'd like to, wouldn't you?
right about here
So mean.
>Sips tea
Galil is best fox now!
I hate you so much.
>fucking the fox tits
Why would you not /comfy/ in the tail? Way better
Nope
Always best fox
there i made a diplomacy account
Suika is just jealous
I hate you Ran. You are an old hag with old hag tits working for an old hag!
Don't insult me! And you didn't!
I did, now i need a password to join the game
I don't even need to shitpost rn. Well done waifu.
Tbh, a flatter chested Ran would be amazing.
Suika, I'm not Ran :(
I thought we had something
noooo
oh yea its fun as fuck
i watched that entire game being played by a guy named trump
TSM trump that is
WE HAVE SOMETHING I'M JUST SO MAD
Cred Forumswaifu
or
Cred Forumswaifu/
need one more after you. Rule is 2 days to post moves. Super slow.
>da Suika
That doujin wasn't bad, a bit too harsh for my tastes thought.
Is this the old Yuno?
Can i join?
look at the filename
its not
i am here now for about 3 months
But I still hate you, saggy tits.
Like, a lot.
Diplomacy is separate, though discussion on Waifu is okay.
I hate you Ran.
You should join!
There's You Know and tsunyun (ceiling)
I didn't read the doujin I just like the edit for reasons. XD
I did a picture I wasn't that mad but here it is.
True.
Still nice to see new posters around.
Yep, yep. I just remembered.
Alright then~
I already joined
and I love you too, little girl
>(ceiling)
who keeps posting that...
its not even sacho
sorry to dissapoint
were you and youknow close or something?
>joined
I might have to ally with saggy momtits. Ugh. What a whore.
Not really, he was just a lewd pal, as I may say.
me, resident idiot of waifu
I prefer flatter chest. I'm sorry :(
>your boob's are okay too though :(
Why are you mad
oh alright, not a huge lewd fan here
gonna walk doggo now i will see you next thread
oh i didnt recognise you with the madoka pic
now i do though, those are hilarious
the cieling joke still isnt
JOIN THE DIPLOMACY or don't I don't know you you're not reliable
Also who are you to question my madness I am mad and that's just how it is right now!
Don't lie, you totally want to
flat is bad...
I'm Nobody Interesting.
dont worry
You know me! I'm on mobile at school right now
No completely flat, just at of bust is perfect. Like Alice :^)
>flat is bad
You never did before
You double nigger ...
fair point, Alice is a cute
Drunk down, you're calm
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It's okay. See you later Yuno~
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Esp is on point today
fuck off sachi
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Im not sachi, why would yo insult me like that?
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I am God.
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Nah
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I HAVE IT I DON'T CARE
But thanks, really.
Fuck you foxfag I hate you now wtf
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Who's the other pleb failing miserably?
me
Baka
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fuck off sachi
Stop insulting me, im not sachi
No u