Drawthread: fucking abysmal image count edition

Drawthread: fucking abysmal image count edition

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The cat is indeed cute as all hell. 100%.

That's sweet looking. The only thing is maybe show the dick right at the end of the image having oozed onto her ears? But that's only if you want too. Thanks.

I would REALLY, REALLY appreciate if somebody with a tablet could trace this digitally for me and smoothen up my shitty as fuck chicken scratch lineart. My hands are shaky as hell and I can't afford a tablet.
The proportions are weird 'cause he's like a classic cartoon character, think Popeye. It's intentional.

Request

(WARNING: Only for artists that are comfortable with that idea, if not do NOT reply.)

A girl eating smegma from a dick.

Repost to show the naysayer I DO do requests:(

Like this?

Here we go. I know this is a drawthread, but writing's kinda like drawing, right?

Sterling, when you arrive, requesting Nova doing situps in short shorts and a belly shirt with a ruski man (what with the black adidas track jacket and adidas track pants) crouching beside her and counting them at like 500 (Sorry if that's too specific)

Requesting Forge the Pregnant Goblin stuff, with her doing like anything

Just chill and wait friend. It's on it's way.

Great!

If you're taking rquests:

Draw an antelope head butting a jeep through a tree.

With you in it.

Great! Oh thank god.

Hey eggs, how motivated are you tonight for drawin?

Would you like to chat while I work on it?
What's the character about? How long did it take you to draw?

banq draw a female boxer

Was it Peep that drew this? Or someone else? Also, asking for more Peep related anything. Reposting the best of the best.

Well, I have an obsession with this one character I'd rather not say, and the obsession is one of mainly maternal instinct, and I wanted to have an idealized, manly adoptive father character to self-insert, so I made him. The main inspirations come from the manga Oyaji.
I'm not very good at chatting.

Happy you like!

Not very, I gotta go do other stuff.

No worries, I'll just work on it then, don't worry about chatting.

>I'd rather not say
>Obession
It's not a telemonsters character, is it?

I want to make her have our baby bunnies.

Who drew this?

Mothbro

I've never heard of Telemonster. It's a character from a shonenshit called Legendz.
Oh, and the drawing took me around two days, but with breaks. I draw real slow and have to do a lot of erasing from the shaky hands.

kek

Thoughts, guys?

>Legendz
whar kind of digimons are those?

tl;dr

...

Going to second that, looks like him totally.

>put work into something
>effort wasted

I dunno, a knock-off of a knock-off of a knock-off. Maybe I would've been into Digimon or Pokemon instead had I not seen Legendz first by coincidence, they're all about the same anyway.

In the end it doesn't matter what you did, every part of you will be forgotten

/r/ Marco Neko crapping his pants.

have you gotten any deliveries on this yet?

>Pokemon
don't go there nigga, pokemon is way up there, don put it in the same sack of shit.

But heaps of people enjoyed the first story I made. I wanted to bring more laughs. If they read the whole thing they'll be rewarded with keks by the end, I swear.

>tfw you're green
>"Having to spend each day the color of the leaves"

...

Not do I know of, but I wish.

Hmm o oooh Marco Nekofag, you make me so weeet

Request: Her offering cookies on a plate while being covered in cum.

bump

He's a good character, looks cool. Be proud user. I draw very slowly too.
Anyway, here you go. Hope you like it.

Thanks so much. I'm gonna try and color this now with my mouse. Wish me luck. Wouldn't have been able to do it without you, crayons don't have a wide range of color.

No problem man, it was nothing. Good luck!

Did you use SAI to do it? What brush did you use?

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I love you like a sister, I mean it man. :)

Sai, normal line brush.

Mornin' guys

What do you think of ?

I got you fam.

Hawt
Love the nipples

Absolutely autism

So not even one kek?

Thanks

Could someone draw me a fat asses Lois Griffin?

My keks and lulz only go for funny stuff

Shits quieter then i remember at this time. then again my memory is fucked.

Evening thread. What have you fuckers been up to

Hi bro
Here is 7:30 in the morning, What time is there where u r?

Decided to give it a read though it had some pretty humorous parts, I just don't like the fact that it's about poop.

But how was it not funny? Especially the third post.

Did you post in the thread?

Nah couldn't be bothered.

Ok, just one kek

11:41pm-ish

Okay.

Where is there?

:^) You know I still love you.

bump this dead thread

bump this thread dead

Australia

If the number of spiders crawling all over my body didn't give it away.

needs a Defib

Coming right up.
Move

I always knew that when the thread would slowly begin to die that only then would my true destiny come to pass. I believe TODAY is that day!!! I'm ready to become the drawfag I always knew I COULD BECOME! So quit lurking and gib me requests!!!! GIB ME ALL UR REQUESTS SO THAT I MAY BE REMEMBERED AS THE DRAWFAG WHO SAVED THE THREAD!!!!!!

ay smiles you didnt pop in and then leave immediately lol

ok
requesting hands OR a robot dog

GIB ME REQUESTS!!

Draw yourself being happy for a moment that you can save a thread, before you realize that all the other drawfags came back.

On it. :D

IS EHG HERE???

Gimme a proper mobius strip fagget

Ehg hasn't been on drawthreads for a long time

yeah, almost a full 24 hours...

Didn't his tablet die or some shit like that?

give me some black mama nudes. im thinking of a thick carole from heavy traffic

I think Bones is better

idk night sky?

I do try to set terrible standards by which to live my life

I usually rock up and lurk for a bit, haven't done so in a couple weeks tho. real life can be a bitch like that

I believe he accidentally did another Swordbro request... the latest cancer treatments are looking positive

yeah, but he got a new one.

they both have their strong suits, but it wouldn't matter anyway.

both of them could use a redesign personally. too bland

heretic, gtfo

??

>baggy sweater kun
>baggy shirt kun

I forget which is which sometimes

And here you go user, I decided to do both since I couldn't draw either. Enjoy. :)

Coming right up.

i miss bim

they are both guud, fuk offf... D:<
(but I do see what you mean, still I wouldn't call for a redesign, just a reinvention/reignition)

They better not take this moment from me. >:(

we all do

anyways fuckit im off to go stare at the Ceiling, catch you fuckers later.

this is pretty good thanks
do you study any if the classical masters?

Thanks bro.

night smiley
lovely bedsheets
sleep tight skeltel

peace smiles

You are the hero we deserve.

ehg more so. dude's been wearing that same shirt longer than Obama's been president

Hey bunchi.

>thinking changing a shirt is a good way to reinvent a character
Ok fam.

why are you so dense, user?

And here's part 2. You're welcome man!

Why yes user, i'm glad you can tell through my work. "My art's meant to convey a deeper meaning than what is perceived". - user 10/3/16

._. (u better get back to lurking pal)

I didn't say that but a new one couldn't hurt. a sleeveless shirt would be pretty desu, maybe shorts?

maybe EHG likes to run the classic show to impress the newcomers?

>10/3/16
>10/3
cringe

>getting butthurt over formatting
you must be fun at parties

well you're no toothy but you're definitely not worse than Chris
bonus: you're not a furry!
welcome

Bumping for this request.

jokes on you, I don't go to paties

this is one slow salty thread

Turns out I don't know what that is. Gimmie details.

Hope it's juicy enough for ya.

It's what i'm here for, keeping you entertained.

You're to kind user. :D

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Oh you do your thing mate, I just wanted to request a cute snek weating a tie, if you got the time.

O boi I remember that hentai. Kuroinu, was it?

>Hope it's juicy enough for ya.

thank you, based user.this shit is great, i hope you stay forever

Yes. Kuroinu was incredible.
Except for wasting the dark elves already in the first episode.

>Turns out I don't know what that is. Gimmie details.
The Möbius strip or Möbius band is a surface with only one side and only one boundary. The Möbius strip has the mathematical property of being non-orientable. It can be realized as a ruled surface.

Wow, there seems to be more faith over at /x/ than in your common church!

Enjoy friend.

Hehe, sure thing bunchi. :-) I'll get on it.

Don't you worry man, I'll be around for years to come.
>years
and
>years

Kek, I'll see what I can do.

Mornin' thread, how goes it? Might do a request or two.

thx looks great!

Draw your oc opening a closet only to see an unspeakably horrifying monstrosity inside, then just casually walk in and close the door behind him.

Requesting her getting gangraped by
humans

Damn right it was incredible. But, you know, the general rule of any series is that the first and last episode are always the best.

Godspeed my friend. I know you'll save this thread.

Ey. What would your hair look like if you straightened it out?

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.__.

Here you go Bunchi, hope it's cute nuff.

This....is proving to be a bit difficult for something so simple......I won't fail you user!!

Thanks u. :D

I guess. But I have one question.
Would you consider picking up the request?
Only if you want?

oh hi, its you again.
how is it going for you?

Oh man, forgot image. D:

Fergot pic.

sup bread?

A wild shark appears.
What do you do?

>Fight >Pkmn
>Item >Run

>This....is proving to be a bit difficult for something so simple......I won't fail you user!!
Your struggles amuse me, keep it up.
You can do it.

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...

Sure thing! I just wanted don't wanna steal too much of 's honor.

Dis snek is now my phone wallpaper, thank you~

Ay bunner.

Thank you.
You're too kind.
I also think he left.

>
Wut

Well Neggs, I tired my thread again, and while it got double the amount of replies than it did yesterday, it still pretty much flopped. I guess I should give up.

oh. you want to devour even me?
what makes you so mad?

Not neggs but here have this

you really should do that. at some point not a single person will be polite with you anymore

reminds me demoscene

:^D Ty user, was a close one!

Kek, welp here you go. Was a complete pain to draw, kek, good practice though. >:D I did mu best!

u..u.....u why u gotta steal my thunder neggs!!! .....I just wanted...to ;(

Ha, you're to nice friend. ur more than welcome to share in my dream if u want, there's more than enough room. :D

u trying to doop me user, you trying to doop me?

._.

moved the puss a little to the right

well, making a hit is hard, making a well likes sequel is even harder, so I guess you should just go on as you did before, and be happy that you made that first successful green text.

Fuck, didn't mean to share the pic quite yet. I hope the other student didn't see..

Just throwing this request out there but if anyone could do an image of Junko from Danganronpa bound and gagged that would be grand

>u..u.....u why u gotta steal my thunder neggs!!! .....I just wanted...to ;(
I KNOOOW, I didn't mean to post the pic quite yet, I'm sorry!

Yeah that was peep. She's the perf drawfriend.

sure ill be a bunner for you
whats up

You didn't answered for a long time so I started to make assumption. I am sorry.

>Fuck, didn't mean to share the pic quite yet. I hope the other student didn't see..

i don't get it.

Well, we were both drawing the same request (me hijacking his even), so I though he should be able to post his attempt first, and get hiss (You)s, but I somehow attached the pic prematurely out of habit.

>and be happy that you made that first successful green text.
You're right; I should be happy about my first success. Cheers Neggs.

Good job kid, ya make me proud.
Keep up the good stuff.

>
Two can play this game, fucker!

Magik
Would you take a req not relating to your oc

no because the bae is home with pumpkin spice lattes and i go now to play videa with he bye

>Niggas talking shit about my generic NPS outfit

Fuck off

Jupp, you're not the first artists to have his sequel flop.

Draw your OC bound and gagged

I forgives you guys. :-)

Will do user! :-D
>sheds a tear
Will do.
. _ .

nps?

CUT THIS ON THE MIDDLE!!!

>why other was deleted?

It's generic and you know it, it was bound to happen.

You bland ass DBZ nigga
You like a JRPG protag on the quest to destroy the world

Our lord and saviour has returned.
And he brought us dubs to check em.

cause i didn't mean to post before the other guy but the autopilot was too stroooong

Has anyone seen onigiri today?

Check your dumblr you fucking attention whore
Smh you never change your whorish ways :3c

im sure, hell be here later. for now hes busy

u wonna go CRIM!!

Ok. Thank you user.

>nps?

Non-Player Slut

>It's generic

--***CLASSIC***--

Basically.

You're welcome

Why don't you use the gay, spoopy cape get up anymore?

Oh, yes I will.

senpai feed me.

Remember when EHG could actually draw good?

>--***CLASSIC***--
Nigga you have a fucked up definition of classic.
That shit ain't no classic.

no?

Blastphemy.
How dare you? He brought us dubs to share under us anons and you question his holyness.

magik has a bf now

pretty soon every drawgirl will be ruined

>Remember when EHG could actually draw good?

No?

Ew.

You don't wear your Imperial get-up 24/7

>checkek'd

no Pin.

Yaay, cause I just finished these tatas and I needed to post.

Sorry for the wait!

I'm not that good at cum..or cookies, for that matter.

>Blastphemy

Thank you. It looks perfect.

>You don't wear your Imperial get-up 24/7
Pleb

good morning
How is everyone today?

Thread's not bad.
Mornin EHG.

Typo also checked

gud, sup with you lil cat

As long as people can tell what it is, that's all that matters :+)

But he's dead.

That's besides the point.

So when do you wear it? I've never seen you sport it, how are we supposed to know you are really an emperor?

Trying to wake up with coffee :+(

Aww that's so good to hear~

Neggs makes a good point. I haven't seen you wear anything but that shirt in the past... 4 years? maybe more.

>That's besides the point.

What IS your point?

>So when do you wear it?


When I go to church

> how are we supposed to know you are really an emperor?

Because I'm a cool guy.

The point is that you don't wear nothing but that shirt since forever.

>I haven't seen you wear anything but that shirt in the past... 4 years? maybe more.

It's a good fukkin shirt.

>The point is that you don't wear nothing but that shirt since forever.

It's a REALLY good fukkin shirt.

What if he actually has a very specific taste in t-shirts? What if his whole wardrobe is full of those?

Try some lemon juice with lotsa honey instead. Always wakes me up instantly!

ehg this is an intervention. you need to wear something new

To this point it feels like it's part of his skin man, thinking about it is kind of gross.

I'm gonna request an ass in blue jeans, thx

>When I go to church
Oh.
>Because I'm a cool guy.
Are you REALLY tho?

Did you pawn the Imperial armor?

>What if he actually has a very specific taste in t-shirts? What if his whole wardrobe is full of those?

Not entirely inaccurate.

y tho?

>To this point it feels like it's part of his skin man, thinking about it is kind of gross.

It kind of fucking is tho?

>Are you REALLY tho?

Why you tryinna come at me, dawg?

:^)

hay crim, you're pretty cool.

why are you so against change dawg?

>It kind of fucking is tho?
Gross
>Did you pawn the Imperial armor?
>he didn't respond.
He pawned it.

DEATH TO NIGGERS!

Welp it's time for me to make my leave back into wherever lurkers go, this thread will survive without me, in that I have some faith. Remember me anons! and tell my valiant story of how I fought so that this thread may live another couple minutes at best :T. Tell them of a nameless drawfag with no artistic talent what so ever and how they stepped up and lived their dream. Thank you anons and goodbye, i'll always be lurking, watching you quietly, observing your every word. (^:

Just remember where ever a dead thread is in need of a hero! There's a 2% i'll return, so have hope! I hope all anons and drawfags alike have a good day.

Here comes the green shitstorm

butt why?

>Why you tryinna come at me, dawg?
Seems like it's what the kuul kids do.. idk?

>Implying EHG can afford any clothing to pawn
dude, he makes them from his own hair

LYNCH THE JEWS

Godspeed.
You will be missed.

oh man i wanna see them pecs

truly the hero we don't deserve

FUCK OFF YOU SPACE NIGGER!

BURN DOWN MEXICO

>butt why?
wew, thx I just like how it looks

>dude, he makes them from his own hair
...It was cool when bayonetta did it, knowing this nigro does the same is extremely off putting

BUILD THE WALL!

requesting sexy female ehg
with the shirt we know and love

Sweet pokemon

Goodbye frend~

DEATH TO NEGROS

afaik he is hair, body and all

NIGGER LIVES DONT MATTER

DEATH TO THE JAPS

DEATH TO VIETNAM

DEATH TO THE WEABOOS

DEATH TO THE JEWS

So he is always naked then.

DEATH TO THE SAND NIGGERS!

everyone is naked under their clothes user

DEATH TO AFRICA!

NEGRO LIVES =SHIT LIVES

I HATE NIGGERS I HATE JEWS SPICS AND ARABS TOO GO AHEAD AND TRY TO SUE YOU JEW!

You dun fucked up

Requesting aether foundation and team skull female grunts yuri
Bonus points if the skull grunt is domming

Not the kkkfag but how? The kkk lynch black people Mexicans jews and muslims so jow?

Not OR but still bumping for this

I'm taking about the spammer

*talking

Yeah

Nude version in the future?

>hasn't changed clothing in 4+ years

Why does he go out of his way to be the RANKEST man alive??

Neggs make a new OC
Maybe a bizarro Eggs that's all proper

>this nigga never changed his bandages either

I deny your trips! I cycle through 5 sets of wraps each week, how do you think I keep up this fresh-laundry smell? I'm not organic, either, so I don't get fucking nasty like SOME people

lol he probably smells worse since he's undead....although demons aren't really known for smelling good either

You're fucking gay dude lmao

How is that possible? I've been cucked by women MULTIPLE times

but i'm not rotting! I'm dirt!

>I cycle through 5 sets of wraps each week
>the week has 7 days
>he keeps the friday wraps on through the weekend
Dude that's gross.
Next you're gonna tell us you brush your teeth once a day.

might as well.

No, Eggs is bae

>wearing wraps on the weekend
What a square..

>but i'm not rotting!
Lucky bastard

Thank you.

you got a tumblr?

Bizarro eggs gets no bitches

You wear the thursday wraps on saturday and the friday wraps on sunday you bastard

nah

I thought you did though?? what happened?

Then do it like ed gein
and wear other people's skin like I do.

>You wear the thursday wraps on saturday and the friday wraps on sunday you bastard
This is some next level bullshit.

tumblr sux as a social media platform and I hate it

also
>haha pooj why dont you ever post your art to your tuuuumblr haha
>its been so long you should post more haha xd
>wow pooj your tumblrs looking pretty empty haha when are you gonna post more

no more of this

Sounds like you don't know how OCD laundry works

yeah that' pretty true. find some neat porn on it though

where to then? deviantart? pffffft.....newgrounds?

>the green text
did mickey mouse followed you or what?

nah people around here like to ironically say "haha" after saying weird shit to make it seem less weird

like when someone says "are your parents home lol"

oh look, it's ninja!

Hey bones why didn't you follow bag man's advice?

Hello neggs do you remember my request for doing something with that character?
Just asking.

I tried that once but i got too hungry
To hell with "sry".You did the right thing faggot

plz draw johnny the homicidal maniac, it fits your style so perfectly.

Then wear a latex mask like in the movie halloween

Seems I've misplaced my sketch pad

Hello folks

Hey, you're a bit late, I'm afraid, some other time!

Dont cut yourself on the EDGE of that razor blade you emo

Dropped pic

I had to work.
and was really excited.
But oh well another time then.
Still thank you.

Draw a man with a lemon for his head with a top hat and smoking a pipe

I wish to be a little girl.

everyone.

Everyone

Find a big man, then you can be his little girl by comparison.

doubledonionrings.deviantart.com/art/Doomsayer-Of-Old-638036077

Can I get some critique on this?

Nice style, some people may complain about anatomy, but that's on everything, digging the design.
Nice work, just keep at it and maybe color some of them

arm on the left needs to be moved to the left by the shoulder

Voila.
user is now a little girl.

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Anatomy is on purpose, that arm is deformed and the upper part is semi-fused to his chest. Thanks for replying

I don't really know how to critique distorted humans sorry

Roger smith from The Big O stealing robin away from batman

Savage

avvi wanna AIM with me?

tbh, it's pretty shitty, it just looks like a run of the mil edgy doodle if you ask me, no composition, no movement, monotone texture, no emotion, doesn't seem to follow any vision, just doodling from one part to the next expecting le ebin art to suddenly pop.

Find a few artist you admire, and borrow from them for a while.

Git gud scrub.

>http
I ain't clicking that shit nigga

also, boring shape, no use of negative space. What do you want people to feel when they look at your drawing?

The best critique I can give you is to be mindful of how you manipulate anatomy intentionally. If not, it can end up looking like a mistake rather than a design choice.

crap...did that come off as that? I'm saying I don't know how to. not that it's bad, I think it looks pretty cool
I just can't critique it well since it's elongated/deformed on purpose

>manipulate anatomy intentionally
>intentionally
this, your drawing lacks intention.

I don't give a shit how people feel, I just draw what I feel like drawing. 90% of the time I make it up as I go.

Are you gone, oggs?

I actually like Jhonen Vasques art style a lot
My skin is rotten this thing would make it smell like Hillary Clinton's vagina with syphilis and old cheese
when it gets hot

>I don't give a shit how people feel

>Can I get some critique on this?

>I don't give a shit how people feel, I just draw what I feel like drawing. 90% of the time I make it up as I go.
So why are you asking for criticism? Did you misspell free compliments? I'm sorry to be harsh, but I'm just giving you my opinion of your drawing.

I meant in the context of what emotions people feel

Then call upmon the dark lord to transfer you to a another body
pic related

>what emotions people feel
But if you do not care about what people feel about your art, why care to get better, if you merely draw for your own sake?