>be sitting at my empty home >still crying about what happened at the party last night >Knuckle's huge turd is still sitting in the room, taunting me by merely being there >continue to sit on floor, crying and shoveling leftover birthday cake into my mouth >phone starts to buzz >check phone >it's Knuckles >he says he wants to apologise for what happened last night and wanted to make it up to me >tells me to meet him at the local dance club >reply that I will >walk to club >go inside >Knuckles is in there, sitting at a table, and waves at me >still upset about last night, I hesitantly walk towards him >"Sonic! Glad you could make it!" he says >sit down at table >"Hey I'm really sorry about last night, man. I don't know what got over me." >still look unhappy, don't really have anything to say >"It was wrong of me to steal your moment from you, and I wanted to make it up to." >he pulls a container up from under the table and pushes it over to me >I look at the box, confused >"Go ahead. Open it!" he urges >open container >it's a chili dog >"I felt really bad about upstaging you last night, Sonic. So I went and asked Tails to whip up another one of his special chili dogs, just for you." he said >tears well up in my eyes, but this time they are tears of happiness >"What? R-Really?..." I say >"Yes, Sonic. Really." he replies with a smile >"Now hurry up and eat that chili dog and wow this crowd!" he says enthusiastically >I've never felt tears of joy like this before >I bite into the chili dog, as Knuckles watches with a big smile on his face >I try not to rush it, but at the same time I can't take too long to eat it >it tastes even better than the one I ate yesterday >finish chili dog, sit back and smile >hear a very audible rumble >look down at my slightly bloated belly >it's time
(cont.)
Dylan Gray
>we both get up and head to the center of the dance floor >Knuckles grabs a microphone and gets the crowd's attention >"Attention everybody, sorry to interrupt what you're doing, but we just need your time for moment" >"Go ahead Sonic." he encourages >still smiling, I nod at him and turn back to the crowd >I squat down and begin to push >my stomach rumbles so loudly you'd still hear it if the music was still blaring >itbegins.jpg >the tip of a fresh new turd pokes out of my blue butthole >I push hard as the fat lump of shit spreads my cheeks with its incredible girth >the crowd sits there silent in awe and disbelief as they can't believe what they're witnessing >I'm surprised too, as this turd is bigger than the one I did last time >the turd continues to expand my pooper, until it reaches it's thickest part at over a metre wide >I have never experienced anything this euphoric in all my life >I'm am in such bliss I completely forget that there's a crowd watching me do this >continue to push out the beast, but things are are starting to slow down as the turd starts to become smaller as it makes its way out >when the log is down to the last part, I don't even have to push, my body does the work for me as the last part slides out, and my ring returns to normal size >stand back up >crowd is completely silent >being to sweat nervously >one person starts clapping >more begin to follow >soon all the club-goers are cheering >I look back at my turd >it's about one metre wide and three metres long, just like the one Knuckles dropped at the party >Knuckles looks at me smiling, and says "You did it Sonic. You did it." >tears run down my eyes >I've never been so happy in all my life >the dance club patrons are all applauding me and my amazing dump
(cont.)
Hunter Ward
>I can't believe this happened after yesterday, today's events have completely made up for it >Knuckles puts his hand on my shoulder >"Hey Sonic..." >I turn my head in his direction >"Yes Knuckles?" I ask happily >"PSYKE!" >my heart drops to the pit of my stomach >Knuckles bends over and raises his big red bum in the air >pleasegodno.png >Knuckles grunts as a fuck-huge turd bursts out of his enormous echidna anus, already sticking a metre out of his ass >tonykornheiser'swhy.jpg >the gigantic chocolate monster continues to reach forth for freedom, now easily dwarfing my turd and reaching high into the air, only half-way out >I feel a part of myself die inside >the massive monster's shadow looms over my turd, it is now sticking out at four metres in length >Knuckles looks at me and winks >"And now comes the best part!" he says slyly >he grunts loudly and gives a great big push as he evacuates his anus of the last two metres of meaty megalog >the colossal bog drops down and lands on my turd, splattering it everywhere >turd splatters on my face >I turn to Knuckles, who has a big grin on his face >I can feel my heart breaking as my tears start to well again >crowd all starts to cheer and applaud thunderously, even louder than they did for me >they all go surround Knuckles and start chanting his name >club-goers lift him up and being to carry him out the club >as they walk out the door, Knuckles looks back and gives me a wave >break down into tears >curl up into a ball on the floor, crying as I lie down in a mixture of my tears and feces >I want to die
For the first time in twenty-five years, I want to commit suicide. Not even Sonic '06 drove me to such lengths.
Dominic Jenkins
will not read
fuck you hedgehogs aren't blue
Mason Nelson
>be me >reddit autist >post le funny epic meme post on Cred Forums >karma guize!!! >profit
literally kys
Christian Baker
10/10
Mason Bell
I genuinely wish that I had terminal brain cancer right now, because this story alone would be a shitty reason for suicide.
Joseph Young
This is shit.
Jaxson Russell
Yes, there is a lot of it.
Colton Morales
Personally I found this hilarious.
Kevin Harris
It's supposed to be. It's meant to be a more comical sequel to the first part of the story.
Julian Jackson
great story user wish I had a turd to eat right now
Nathaniel Mitchell
>in the mood for some good keks >decide to call up Sonic the Turdbog >pretend I'm sorry about yesterday and tell him I'll make it up to him >he buys it >get Tails to make me one of those special chili dogs from yesterday, tell him it's for Sonic >get the chili dog dog and put it in a container, then walk down to club >wait at table visible from entrance and wait for Sonic >he walks in >sees me and walks over towards the table >pretend I'm sorry and felt bad about yesterday and give him the chili dog >tell him this is to make up for stealing his moment from yesterday >he eats it >he looks so happy >can't wait to break it to him that this was all my plan >goes out to the middle of the dance floor >I grab everybody's attention with the microphone >Sonic begins to take his laughable micro-dump on the floor while the easily-impressed simpletons watch as if they've never seen a short blue mammal take a shit six times his size >finishes his mega-turd and the morons start cheering for him >put my hand on Sonic's shoulder >he turns to me >I watch the smile disappear from his face as I shout "PSYKE!" >I stick my amazing ass in the air and begin to push out a colossal load >I can see Sonic, he looks absolutely devastated, and I'm talking more devastated then my anus is right now >finish dropping my gigantic deuce, which absolutely squashes Sonic's pathetic log >all these sheep stop giving a shit about Sonic's pathetic load and and run over to me >they lift me into the air and start shouting my name, which is the best thing to hear come out of someone's mouth >look back at Sonic and smile and wave as they carry me out >the loser is crying in a pile of shit and tears
Oh Sonic, never stop being gullible.
Hudson Clark
>kys kill you're self
Austin Perry
ITT: "shit" posts
Caleb Hernandez
Oc?
Henry Ortiz
Yep. A Cred Forums original.
Evan Campbell
Kek, gg OP.
Evan Williams
wut
Michael Jenkins
>woken from my sleep suddenly >all around me is dark and warm >look around but can't see what woke me >kind of bugs me as I want to sleep >then suddenly I feel a crushing sensation >heaving sensations pull on me from top to bottom >every part of me struggles not to be crushed to death >damn it, I know what's happening. >I can't escape my fate >nothing I can do but go with the flow >out of my warm sleeping bag I'm pushed >sunlight hits me >a massive splat sounds as I land on someone who looks familiar. >unrelated, but looks just like me >realise I'm just a massive shit
Parker Collins
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Nathan Edwards
Read the first letter of each sentence....
Easton Wood
>walk the dinosaur Pretty clever I must admit user.