Nearly got into a car accident today

Im an aus driver in aus.

You dont even know what i did, do you?

Well it would help if you stopped driving on the wrong side of the road.

I was driving on the correct side

I'm looking at the diagram you posted. That's enough.

Not according to your drawing, retard.

Not really. You're nit aboe to understand what happened
People drive on the left hand side in australia. Not everyone lives in african-america

if u could cut ur wrists as hard as you did those lanes user, you wouldnt need the accident ;)

You started in the left lane. Did you even merge before beginning your turn or did you cut across traffic in the right lane? Then cut across onto the other side of the road on Belgrave Street and Whistler Street. Either learn to drive or learn to draw an accurate diagram. Fucking spasticated cunt.

You're a fucking asshole.

You were driving in the wrong lane.

The diagrams are perfectly clear for anyone who drives. Mate.

Everyone shut the fuck up. What op did was something called apex driving. Google it. its reserved for race tracks. Judging by the width of the road i bet op was turning at 60km/h

why the hell do you drive over the wrong side to turn right?
do you want to kill other drivers?

You sound like a dumbcunt

EXCUSE ME, i think i know more here than anyone.. ANYONE about driving a fucking vehicle. I know more than all of you about driving i can 100% guarantee that my friends.

In wht fucking reality do you think this shit is ok.

OP isn't on a fucking racetrack. You're a fucking mongrel-guts cunt too.

You are a fucking retarded piece of shit, swinging across all lanes of traffic like that cutting corners.
"I wasnt even speeding" so fucking what? Dont havr to speeding to kill someone coming out if the other road head on.
The fact that you are even arguing with people about it tells me tht you shouldnt be allowed behind the wheel of a car.
Maybe next time you'll turn under the wheels of a semi and do us all a favor.

You sound like a faggot

Dont talk shite no one approaches a junction at that speed you dumb cunt

this

Is it because he is driving on the left side of the road?

If he made it out alive. He certainly did approach it at that speed if he drove the way he did.

you're a fucking dumb cunt, road lines are there for a fucking reason dickhead

You dont need to know. Since you don't drive.

You're welcome OP. What you should have done you oxygen thief.

Too much slowing down

They're made to be broken.

are you asian driver or P plate dumbfuck or bogan or all the above

Should've just drove like this

Im none of those.

Gook

Have you heard? The owner of Cred Forums is deleting Cred Forums. Sux for you, children :)

this

>this
Lol

So you made a right turn behind a bus going straight? How did you expect the oncoming traffic to see you?

That's just a picture. There were no cars in front of me

How did you almost get in an accident?

This is the right way
Avoids all possible points of conflicts

Pedestrian crossed the road

RIP moot
1900-toosoon

>OP tries something that he saw in F&F
>Almost crashed
>People call out his stupidity
>Accuses them of being unable to drive

he's a fag

Were they jaywalking?

So did you actually cross lanes or are you too lazy to draw a proper diagram?

this

>f&f
don't know what that is. Too bad ;^)

That was a proper diagram. You dont drive so thats why you have trouble figuring it out

Ofc, otherwise I wouldn't have been allowed to turn

Fat and Furious. It's a documentary about how Donald Trump drives.

Im not American. So I wouldn't care :)

I do drive, I just can't figure out why you would cross into oncoming traffic.

But that would take him to Stalingrad. He wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad.

Holy shit how old are you?

Old enough to legally drive on public roads :)

Another pic of how i take turns

He's not wrong, op. Maybe you should listen to your elders.

Maybe you should listen to your elders

Well I figured you were a teenager and you didn't prove me wrong.
Hope you enjoy inevitably wrapping your car around a tree.

That's the exact opposite of apex driving, what the fuck is wrong with you?

That's a terrible race line, It's literally backwards of what would be 'fast'

>apex driving
Apex driving isnt even a real term. I made that up to make you look stupid

you're a madman

This faggot's also on /o/

Its an uphill climb after the turn. So my decision makes sense

Wouldn't the buildings block your view?
Also just curious what do you drive?

Kek

Post car

A semi truck

jesus im gonna be in manly tomorrow haha fuck oath its a public holiday so many retarded tourists

I can see fine. Mx5 NC

What for mate?

That's awfully spirited driving for a hairdresser.

Well why didn't you start the thread with "Femanon here" - Now the driving / thread makes sense.

lunch/smoking paraphernalia
do you live around manly? im coming from avalon

It's the perfect car for such driving, no other car in its price range can do te same. Dummy. You like hooning in a straight line? Mx5 is the worst car for that, but if want to make turns at 50km/h in public roads without screeching your tyres? Mx5 is perfect.

Yea just surfing and fucking asian tourists.

Because accelerating in a straight line is better. Lewl pleb

I can make turns at 50km/h in public roads without screeching tyres in my 95 civic.
I think the salesman might have oversold your car.

Oh ofc you can friend. Also, pigs fly.

Race me, then we'll see how good you are.

surfs been pretty flat aye

You're not a driver if you just randomly drive like this everywhere and you will crash. Congrats on shaving .10 off your public highways loser lap times. The last drawing you were also a little too far left to really take any advantage of the turn. In like a lamb out like a lion. Brian earl spilnerfag

If you say so. Which track?

Yea but i also like to run along the beach. And build sandcastles

Meet me at the end of fairlight st then first to smedleys point wins.

>street racing.
Track, you hoon. This isn't need for speed underground.

I almost get in accidents on daily bases because no one knows how to drive in my city.

Also it, its a straight line. If we're ever doing street we should take it on a denser traffic area. Navigating through traffic and negotiating when to skip a red light.

A single stretch of road with little curves is just stupid

Pussy.
I thought you didn't have a problem breaking road rules.

Well you choose a course then.

I hope this is a shitpost.

I don't know who keeps giving licences to plebs like you who don't know how a steering wheel works. I am sick of driving around melb in particular and having cunts try and turn from the far lane, or cut intersections like that. In your case if you actually followed that line I bet you hit someone with a green arrow turning left, right? Sell your car you pleb. I hope the coppers ping you for shit driving

Its just boring.

This is more worthwhile. Highway involved. It reauires skill to know when to constantly overtake

Sounds good. Which end do you want to start at?

The bitch's mx5. I bet it's auto too. You drive like a drunk school mum

>overtake
>In a 2ltr
>Guffaw

Mosman
With the amount of traffic it wouldnt matter. You think it's night time racing? There's no traffic by then

Alright, I'll be there in 10 mins.
Don't keep me waiting cunt.

We're doing day time. street racing isnt like nfs. Theres more skill involved if you have to navigate through this as quickly as you can for 20 minutes.

There's no point driving like a hoon on public streets. You might as well arrange a track meet. This is why i prefer finesse over simple speed

Yea no one is shitposting on Cred Forums now. Fuck all of you shitposters shits getting serious

Bump you fucks

This thread makes no sense.

Go fall into the sun you Aussie fuck.

Everyone is driving on the wrong side

Bump, dumb Cred Forumstards. Im glad the owner is deleting this board to save money.