Any of you ever used honey to jerk your dick off?

No, have you ever tried vaginas? Feels good too idk if same honey level but it's 8/10

>have you ever tried vaginas?
yeah, she was a friend of my sis, although i was terrible fucking her.

Can I catch any infection if I do it?

no since honey is actually antibiotic

bees didnt give their life so you can fap you damm faggot.

nope. but you will get more why boners out of nowhere

i prefer using waste oil!

neither did they give there life for us to eat it

Please die in a hole, honey is evil and disgusting.
Bees should be rid from this Earth and their mass deported to Mars so that it's never reused on this Earth ever again.

Honey causes autism

Honey in dick hole

Wouldn't this be so sticky it would feel the exact same as fapping without anything?

What the fuck? How would your hand even slide at all?

maybe when bee's pollinate mars they'll finally be life on mars

you can't bee serious. buzz off.

I tried maple syrup once before, but it causes too much friction.

You're not even trying at this point

Story?

To do that you'd also need plants...

I'm not fucking kidding, how do you guys tolerate honey?! It's fucking insect vomit, what the fuck?

I've actually fucked a jar of honey. Didn't cum. And put it back in the cabinet to watch my family eat it.

>How would your hand even slide at all?
trust me it'll slide, and it feels so warm around your dick, plus it comes off easily with water, your dick will also feel funny after washing it off, but in a good way, and even get more frequent erections

Tastes like candy. I'd eat human vomit if it looked and tasted like candy.

Do you even understand the consequences of bees going extinct?

Because the insects are worth more than you

Bees are dying at an alarming rate

Literally does not matter, fuck bees and all insects.

i cant tell if this shit is serious. someone give me a serious reply or your parents will die in their sleep tonight

Yeah, and also putting tabasco in my ass gives me a monster wood.

You gotta try this out guys. Start lathering up your cock with honey, then stick a bottle of taasco up your ass. Amazing.

trust it's not that great of a story, i was 14, she was 18, a let her do the work, then i decided to fuck her like in the porn vids i watched, i was really shitty at it.

You know farmers are spraying the grain with poop? How can you even eat bread?

Eggs come from birds buttholes.

I could go on.

>, i was 14, she was 18, a let her do the work
yeah, thats a story

Lost

don't know about honey but i've played with my shit couple of times and it felt great. and i'm not even into that stuff on regular basis.

No, it's not the same thing for me.

Try it and see. If all else fails, maybe your mom will run into your room and lick you clean.

im gonna try this right now

this thread
youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA

Cry more, are you fucking triggered right now?

Do you get a boner every time you see a bee?

You're gay for eating bee vomit because it's sweet. I would projectile puke if I was forced to eat a spoonful of honey.

I love it, it's like rubbing stem cells on my dick

Absolute madman

>You're gay for eating bee vomit because it's sweet
>because it's sweet
So is sugar and almost a lot of foods have sugar.

> Mfw some stupid nigger on Cred Forums thinks his opinion is stronger than 8000 years of human history

No thanks I'm sweet enough

i mean, peaches and mangos are sweet, are you saying that everyone who eat peaches and mangos are gay?

i think i'll pass on the hemorrhoids

No, they're willing to eat fucking bee (which are closely related to ants) VOMIT just because it's sweet.

So it's gay for me to eat out your mother because her pussy's sweet?

Too obvious

It's not fucking bait, I swear.

but how is it gay though?
sometimes people vomit in their mouths and they forcefully swallow it back, not because they like it, but they might be somewhere in public, is that gay?
sometimes dogs eat their vomit, even shit at times (mostly when they are young), are dogs gay?
it may be sweet but at least bee vomit is not vomit

That's exactly what a fisherman would say to a fish.

It's gay, gay doesn't mean what you think it means anymore.
Seriously, I have an obsession with eating only specific foods, most based on biological taxonomy. I had a huge carpenter ant problem years ago which triggered me and since bees are closely related to ants, why in fuck would I want to eat their vomit?

wait... what gay are you implying?
happy gay or homo gay?

Bees are about as closely related to ants as bats are to dogs. Also
> triggered
Get off of Cred Forums then, this isn't a place for the "triggered"

It's fucking gay you nigger. Like the word faggot. It's people you want to smash in the face with a shovel for being such faggots.

bats and dogs are really closely related, moron.

Sure... aside from the wings, the echolocation, being nocturnal, not being domesticated, being primarily herbivores, hollow bones, etc. bats are definitely just like dogs.

if bees die we probably die

how are are faggots gay? smoking fags is gay now?
what does this have to do with honey?

You've never heard of homologous body parts, have you? DNA and time apart is what matters to me, 100 million years apart or less is fucking nothing.

So be it.

If you don't get what I'm saying then I can't help you. You must have nigger DNA or something.

>at least this bait made me kek
Thanks op

what does DNA have to do with the color nigger?
i think you're confusing nigger with niger, i'm not from a part of africa.

So then humans are just like monkeys to you?

post + timestamp for proof

Some monkeys are more related to us than they are to other monkeys, yes.

Nigger-tier bait, kys.

just the brown ones

dunno what the fuck is wrong with this thread

if you put honey on your dick you can fuck a beehive and it feels like a tight pussy

Monkeys eat honey too. More proof that your opinion is retarded.

>Keys
fixed that for you :)

Monkeys eat shit too, who cares.

Never, BUT i often fap using generous amount of Bengay
>FEELS VERY GUD MAN
pretty sure honey is not as good, but still will give a try

Hmm, how should try rubbing some of that on my balls.

No, monkeys throw shit, they eat fruit.

feels good too

just dump a whole tube of bengay in ur hand and then inmediately cover everything, dick and balls with it.

Start kneading it all right away as fast as u can

youtu.be/oAQubtm-IPg
K

Haven't you ever put honey on your thighs? It feels amazing

I'm not willingly putting insects on my body, never mind their vomit.

made a dog lick honey of my dick, but fuck if I would cover my entire junk in that sticky filth.

would smear it all over the inside of my mouth-hole anyday doe

Kys

I don't think you understand what honey is.

Just tried it out . It was slightly weird at first but it warmed up with the lil bit of friction and it started to feel really good! Came with the force of a thousand suns. Jumped in the shower washed down real quick and was good to go. Thanks op

Bee vomit.

Nope. It's not regurgitated partially-digested food from a bee's stomach. Guess again.

you're welcome

I know what they fuck it is, it uses enzymes from the fucking bee to change the nectar into honey, then it vomits it up and fans it with its disgusting wings and stores it in its disgusting hive that's made of another kind of vomit.

There I did it.
It felt fucking great, but it does leave you a sticky mess.
Now keep arguing about honey.

take a shower, it'll wash off easily

Literally just got out of it
Came off as easily as I dide

I actually did this once and don't recommend unless you want to swab what feels like 1000 burning Sun's out of your urethra with a cotton swab lol

You're either an excellent baiter or you have some massive issues regarding both food and intelligence. In either case, I tip my fedora for you.

>intelligence
What did he mean by this?

sounds like you jerk off with hand soap

>What did he mean by this?
Point proven.

He means you're fucking retarded.

Essentially this, yes. But hey, someone has to be in this strange world.

If I put a condom on and then stick my dick in a jar of honey will I get somewhat of the same pleasure?

And alcohol is rotten fruit juice
And milk is a cows body fluids from digested grass
And fertilizer is shit
And cheese is spoiled milk

I don't think so, you gotta put it actually on to get the feeling.

I'm

Interestingly, I eat none of that either.
Superior IQ here, faggots.

No. Are you actually scared to put honey on your beef thermometer? Seriously, the stuff is antibacterial, perfectly safe and softens with heat. Hell, let's also mention the fact that it's a kickass acne remedy.

I just don't want honey in my dick hole

You sure are proving your points well, what with all the "triggered", "vomit", "fucking" and so forth. All telltale signs of a superior IQ.

Then don't pour honey in your urethra then. Fact of it all is this: If you can safely eat it, then it's probably okay to put on your dick. Again, honey is antibacterial, doesn't possess any dangerous materials (as long as it's pure, that is) and should just work as a good lubricant. I mean, people have been slathering honey on their cocks and pussies for generations.

there's nothing to worry about, it's like you have gaping dickhole or whatever

this

Yes, words have meanings. That makes me stupid. Okay. Enjoy your bee vomit, sorry that I vomit if I find out I've eaten honey, that's just how my brain works.

the best lube is olive oil or vegetable oil. i bought some astroglide once and it was not slippery at all.

Just wanted to make sure I won't be feeling a burn while I jerk off because that shit turns me off then I'll be left with a limb dick glazed in honey

I've used yogurt. Is that okay?

i prefer using the fruit in the bottom yogurt

You're right, words do have meaning. And with the way you're using them, they certainly do make you stupid. Consistently calling it "bee vomit" doesn't make you look better either, you're just showing the world that you can't handle your own disability. I've got nothing against you not liking honey, I just have something against retarded people blowing their chromaload all over a thread.

Top kek

It's bee vomit, moron. You're disabled, fagglord. Kill yourself.

did the bacteria feel good? did you feel cultured?

When food goes down something's esophagus and comes back up, that's close enough to vomiting.

It just felt amazing.

Ah, there we are. The absolute proof of user being a cuck. I'm sorry for you disability and I'm sorry for your retardation. I hope you grow up to be at least an adult with at least 40% working capacity.

KILL YOURSELF NIGGER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What does that have to do with anything? Does calling eggs for Failed Ass Period make me look cool and edgy? Does it prove my point that people who eat eggs are disgusting? No, it's just counterproductive.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE yourself, faggot.

ur severly outraped here nigglet

kys, nigger
kys, nigger grow up kys nigger

Because it doesn't matter what happens when it's inside the bee, the only thing that matters is that it's fucking disgusting when it comes back out.
That wasn't me lol
outraped?

ya kno.. outrapizzled bro

Have you ever put butter on a Pop-tart? Its so friggin good.

get out of the fucking basement fag

Shut up nigger, eat a dick.

Autism: It's Not Just for Grown-Ups Any More!

OH GOD WHY IT DOESNT COME OFF
HELP ME OP

I haven't put butter on a pop tart. I think I should.

I'm an adult.

Warm water and some regular dick soap. Christ.

I have severe doubts about that.

Look, I found your baby picture!

So first I'm retarded, and now I'm a child? It looks like you're using any excuse to ridicule me for calling out honey for what it is. I'm 19 and IQ = 123, thank you very much.

Truth be told, it's just fun looking at you spewing your nonsense thinking you're smart. I mean, I've seen stupidity for years on b, but this is just downright idiotic. And to think you even have the intelligence to still argue, thus proving my case even further, is just golden. Thank you, user, for the laughs.

I just proved I'm smaht, you not.
Thank you for taking the bait, buddy, was fun.

Sure, you did indeed. I'll consider this one a loss. I wish you many days with honeyglazed apples.

I still hate honey though.

Oh, foiled by your superior intellect again! Oh, how can I compete?

I usually use pussy now that's amazing

looky here, we have a le edgy gaycunt here

checked

Definitely witnessed, your Holiness.

Instructions not clear, dick on fire plz halp