To all straight anons, if you were offered $10,000 for 30 minutes of sex with a gay man, would you do it?

10000?
Can I get 20000 for an hour?

Lol only 10k um no faggot

yes, would do nearly everything sexual for the right amount of money (as long stds can be avoided)
might not be one of my proudest moments in life, but damn im a poor lazy student

Nah. I'm not gay enough. For experimental purposes I've had a cock in my mouth once or twice, wasn't bad, but didn't blow my mind. But I do see why people like it.

As for kissing and all the other stuff? Nope. I feel zero attraction to men. I can tell when a guy is good looking but never have I felt any sort of sexual attraction.

So nah, im not gay enough. Nor do I need 10k bad enough for me to do things I really don't wanna do. It's not a shame thing, it's just more of a not my bag thing.

>2016
>Valuing your heterosexuality for that much
Faggot

no kissing. other than that, probably.

could it be with a trap? otherwise 10k isnt enough

That's the easiest part, faggot.

also the gayest part

FUCK OFF AND DIE, FAGGOT.

No 10gs isnt shit these days.

im with this dude

I'm a student and I make 180 euro a week with my shit part time job
I would get gangbanged by 20 gay mandingo's for 10,000 dollars

Can you please point me to a place where $10k is this easy to make? Because I don't understand why the fuck you guys think $10k is pocket change.

Getting ass pounded is a life changing event
I'm not super rich but with careful planning I can save an extra 10 grand in a year

This

Do you get triggered easily or something?

time to start looking for a job that isnt minimum wage faggot

I can give a shitty blowjob for 29 minutes.

For a one time thing, probably not.
However, if I could quit my full time job and replace it with occasional 30 minute fag fests, that sounds like a pretty good deal.

This "job" is 3000 times minimum wage, you people are macho fags for not taking this deal.

Definitely, but only if I could pay the 10k in instalments.

if by man you mean a 10-13yo boy, then yes.

No

Only if he was 18, just for the lack of hair, or shave him up oil him and myself up and lets have shower cummies. cash pl0x.

Never said it was pocket change. Just that I don't a bunch of extra money to do something I don't wanna do.

Not a richfag, not a poorfag either. So in my situation as I mentioned I'm just not gay enough to be able to thro with it, nor do I need money enough to do stuff that I'm pretty sure I wouldn't enjoy.

Suck a guy off? Done it, was just ok no desire to do it again. Get fucked or fuck a guy? Nope. The thought has zero appeal. Same with kissing a guy, just can't do it, not gay enough, nor do I need the money enough to motivate me to do something that I think us gross.

Nothing against fags and gay stuff, just not my thing

No ass to mouth, and preferably condoms on during anal - I know there's enemas and all but I'm not comfortable with even 1% risk of shit-dick. Other than that - I've never done anything with a guy, don't fap to gay porn, but I'd do it and gladly take the cash. Shit, I'd quit my job if half an hour of gay sex pain ten grand and do it twice a week.

I think sucking a guy's dick is 10 times gayer than getting plowed by one.

It's not a job, it's a one time gig. Afterwards you'd have a bit more cash, but a lifetime of regret.

If I wasn't in a relationship I would do it for free.

Time to get to work

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Fucking A (literately) right I would.

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You're just scared you'd enjoy it to much

Fuck yeah. But he has to be a qt. Someone like Jude Law or Davey Havok, not some bear.

Sure.. but no time limit let's do it till its done

>lifetime of regret
I wouldn't, seems like you get PTSD over nothing.

for that much I'd do a gay orgy for six hours straight.

No, it's not going to make rich. But 10 grand is more than fair. If your that stuck in cultural taboos about homosexuality that you'd turn down ten grand for basically nothing you're an idiot. I'd go right to the Porsche dealership afterward. I have plans for that money.

Kek

I'm not gay but 10k is 10k

no im not g------ give me them 10k holy fuck easiest job ever, id do so everyday married with kids n all

Right now, I can honestly say I've never had another man's dick in my ass. You can't put a price on that.

these guys have to work for a living and know whats up

hi mr porsche man have 10 grand from gay sex plz give car

100%

Huh, I don't see what's so wrong about that.

>Only 30 minutes
free money lol

i was just thinking that as well hahahah

I have anal fissures idk if I could handle a dicking honestly. I'll have to pass

Probably, definitely would for 20k

Life changing event? Fucking hell what a fag

nigga take 4x the normal amount of anti flu meds, lube up properly and use 10k to go on vacation while your anus heals proper. might even afford decent salves to make it heal faster

nigga ikr being so weak that a dick up your ass changes you kek, with proper bros youd even laugh yourself shitless at how easy the money was with em

Not much of a vacation if my ass hurts the whole time

No if it was a total secret like you said. That would be a tax violation for the 10 grand.

No.
Not prostitute, nor homo, nor poor.

I don't see what you're saying. Are you bicurious or something and scared you might find out you're gay or turn gay? There's nothing traumatizing about a rod up your ass for $10k.

Yeah probably. The couple gay experiences I had were brief, just testing the waters etc. End result? I'm not gay enough to be a fag, or even bi. I know that now cause I tried it. People who are too scared to figure out what they are attracted to are not only doing themselves a disservice, but also lying to themselves.

>That would be a tax violation for the 10 grand.

Just report it as taxable income from "personal services" you IRSfag.

>Get some dick
Get tons of money
>Total secret
>No STDs
There is literally nothing wrong with this scenario. Unless there's ATM shit.

yes

Well depends if my wee wee will get hard
Sure

>not gay
>not gay
>not gay
>had a couple cocks in my mouth

Sounds pretty gay 2 me bruh.. never in my heterosexual life have I ever said, "I think I'll put a cock or 2 in my mouth 2day"

Re read the post faggot, NOT GAY ENOUGH.

Sexuality is a spectrum. You'll learn about it once you're out of Jr high and get into high school

Ofcourse i would.

no. i couldnt live with the memory.

I'd do minimum 100k to get sodomized in the ass. If it was just letting the guy suck my flaccid dong and then be disappointed I couldn't fuck him with my flaccid dong I'd do it for 10k but kissing and getting fucked by dudes ..ugh thats just so off putting and gross

Life's tough in prison

Twink, yeah
Bear, nope

that one guy

Keked

I make about 11k a month (gross), double CCIE in a state that has no state tax. Get educated faggot

will you marry me? i'll be a good housewife i promise

pics?

Yes, as long as I don't have to pretend to enjoy it.

>do a little femdom with wife
>have sucked and been fucked by a strapon
>not so bad really
>hmmm, $10k?
>30 minutes?
>can I wear a chastity device while my wife watches and calls me her little faggot?

>in it for the 30 minutes
Never change Cred Forums

Only if Add a 0 to that number for every inch his dick of his dick over 4"

I'll take the biggest dick on Earth then. That's like 32 trillion bucks.

>rob armored cars
Honestly I don't know why this isn't more common.
Set up a sharpshooter and peg them after they get out of the truck, even if it's just one guy that gets out I'd bet you could find some kind of explosive to penetrate the walls or windows, just enough to get the barrel of a firearm in or some kind of inhalant. Might take some trial runs or a surplus truck to test on.

>projecting

>perjury
What am I, some kind of criminal?

Order of gayness goes as follows:
1.sucking dick
2.getting fucked by dude
3. Kissing dude
4. Fucking dudes ass
5. Getting dick sucked by dude
Remove 1-3, easy peesey. But you make me take it in the ass, suck his shitty dick (my shit), then kiss said shit into his mouth.. I would blow my brains out after.

yes

you sucked a cock you gay faggot, wtf?

you cant get any gayer you gay fuck, top kek

you nigga are the same as the faggots here man. dude you sawked cawk man. ahahahhaha i couldnt do that without vomiting because im straight. you are gay. you sucked cock. GAAAAAAY

Fucking I'll do it for 5k.

More like
1.sucking dick
2.Fucking dudes ass
3. Kissing dude
4. getting fucked by dude
5. Getting dick sucked by dude

I bought a strap on for my girlfriend to peg me.

I'll take $10 grand. Honestly though I might need some viagra if I have to fuck him too

Yeah I would and if any faggot Cred Forumstards wanna make it a reality I'll happily oblige.

In fact I'll do a Skype video of whatever you want for £50.

literally the gayest person ITT

This

Yes. Just because I'm not attracted to dicks or men doesn't mean I'm a homophobe or it wouldn't still feel good.

What?? Giving is gayer than receiving??
Cmon bro, I'd let an enthusiastic woman friend put a tongue or finger up there, but a whole gay size dick in you ass?
You can just close your eyes while fucking a dude and fantasize your neighbor girl stole your Xbox, and this is her punishment

That's probably the gayest comment in the thread.

If someone offered me a 12 gauge to shoot same sex marriage queers in the head I'd do it for free

I'm 16 and i just wanna that someone take me and rape my ass like a bitch, fill my mouth with cum and rape me again, please do it, i just want it C=========3

I'd do it for $200. No regrets.

Looks like we got an unadaptable here folks. You're proving unable to adapt to the world today, people like you need to die or at least not breed so your jeans don't muck up the jean pool.

I'd totally have my price but it would be higher than $10k. I fully support gay rights but I think I have enough latent homophobia, unfortunately, that this would cause me some psychological issues.

Getting dick sucked (just close eyes)
Fucking dude (ditto)
Kissing
Sucking dick
Getting fucked in the ass

anyone who says no is either a self-hating faggot in denial and afraid of their sexuality and the implications or just has way too much money.

>too much money
Must be an awesome problem to have tbh.

Might consider if it was a hot trap with feminine penis...

>implying you'd need to be paid in that case

The only ones not breeding are you hetero hating murderers, what are you gonna do...shit a baby out your ass?

PS: JS Trans

When you're giving, you're willingly thrusting your dick in and out of a man's poop shoot.
When you're receiving, you're not putting any effort into it and the most disgusting part of his body going into yours is his cum, and I'd say shit is worse.

The world would be a better place if we could.

I would... I need 10k to pay my taxes this year. do you know anyone who is willing to pay OP?

>Getting fucked in the ass
Obviously hurts for the first minute or so,
but after that, anticipating the thrusts, weirdly
starts to feel better and better. I'd have more problem with the dick sucking and the kissing.

I'd wear a condom. You think I really believe there are "std free gays" as OP suggested?

If I'm allowed to just lie there like a dead weight and keep my eyes closed the whole time then I can't see it being a big problem.

I'd expect payment up front though.

When shall I come round?

Threads like these are good reminders of how many underage people there are on Cred Forums.

Bitch I do that shit for free

Ye

He literally said "to all straight anons" in the OP so he clearly isn't addressing you, retard.

I've been wanting to have gas sex for a while. I'm really into prostate stimulation and I think having a guy banging me would be the most ideal. Especially if he was experienced.

I would prefer a trendy just because they at least look like a woman sort of

its literately

I'm strait grill, so should I have do it to a lesbian woman? I mean, I would, but is my suggested situation correct?

Well, giving anal, I'd at least settle for a handsome, lithe guy, a little more on the feminine side. I don't know what it is, but I guess the majority of secondary male characteristics just don't do it for me. I guess I lack the core components of homosexuality.
>especially not bears
>please
>no

But, if I'm taking it up the butt... I'd rather it be someone hyperfeminine/in cute nigga territory. I don't know if I'm exactly comfortable or could make the most out of an experience involving a really fit dude manhandling me, breathing down my neck, and slapping his balls against mine. Stubble scratching my neck.

It's not doing anything for me.

I'd rather get penetrated by someone who is extremely submissive (per the stereotype); there must be hips. I'm a top kind of person- I want to be in control. I'd enjoy being the cause of an orgasm from something I could cuddle to death.
>I also don't want to be intimidated by some kinda hunk

I'm 30 yrs old nigguh and I've posted 5 times in this thread.

Eww giving anal? Fuck that

Please may I see a picture of your vagina please?

Sure. Send my your contact info so I can send my nuds through snailmail.
I don't trust that MSN bullshit, government espionage I tell you.

no, the situation just doesnt apply to you. fucking a girl is clearly something every straight girl does for free at least once in her life. an equal situation would be a lesbian having sex with a straight guy. heh

Kid it's your bed. Shut up and let the adults talk. I'm 86 and what was I saying.

10,000 credits for some Lemonade is a good idea. Anything to help my pathetic pension now get off my lawn and do some work, respect your elders and get me some more medicine.

in my country I could buy a nice car with that

What country?

He only asked straight anons.

>have gay buttsex
>get the money
>move to some dirt-poor African country
>buy a small village
>enjoy more nigger dicks

Absolutely not. Who the fuck would waste $10,000 on gay sex when you can get it for free on Craigslist?