What does Cred Forums think of my fake pussy?

Why don't you find a real one op?

this, OP
>Stealth pocket pussy

can post in few minuts

Don't waste meat to beat your meat.

What kind of fucking loser does stuff like this?

Looks normal

Nice trips

They smell like piss and dead foetuses

its..its beautiful user. It reminds me of my first time fucking a bucket of organs

you motherfuckers will fuck anything huh?

That's what makes it hot

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Well, it's not that bad.
I'd probably get hungry instead of horny tho.

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Put your dick in it OP please for the keks

Hello salmonella

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

This is how strange ass STDs get into the human population

you gonna eat it after you fuck it?

You'd walk into him you fucking mong, sure is summer in here, underage fag.

this is so sad

>turn 360°
>walk away

that's not how rectangles work :^^^^^)

idd its sure summe

>gr8b8m8
>mademepost

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Oh boy.
Include me in the screencap. For prosperity reasons.

Post pics with dick in it

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how does it feel? like a real vag or cant you tell because you are a gay ass virgin?

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Lol

He did it the absolute madman

How does it feel OP? How does it feel to litterally fuck dead meat?

Does it feel good? I want to know

You should cook it and feed it to someone after

Im done

Bubble gum bubble gum in a dish/10

can't tell. i'm a loser virgin fag honestly

Only logical

im not a virgin, but it feelt close to real but not the same because of the missing warmness and the meat was not long enough

add me in screenshot
hi mom

Fuck off you faggot, no one wants to see your shitty responses

Today was a good day.

it is strange. 7 years ago Cred Forums would admire me for this. i understand that the real Cred Forums is gone.

You're mad cus i'm gonna be famous.

>Include me in the screencap. For prosperity reasons.
>For prosperity reasons.
>prosperity

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ITS HAPPENING

wow, just wow

Faggot

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Obviously you are summer fag here

Cum in it then eat it.

PLEASE INCLUDE ME IN SCREEN CAP

OP if you're still here post pics of you eating a chunk of the meat raw

Never change Cred Forums

Another fucking unoriginal faggot

Its time to beat your meat

I know you are but what am i?

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What is there to admire? This is some mediocre shit, especially compared to the hay days of Cred Forums. Gone to shit now with all you boring pussies not doing shit!

im done and it is in the trash. if u wonder i took a antibac from the sex shop to cleen my penis. reduce the risk. it felt damn good but not close to real.

Triggered fucking newfag who thinks he's smart by implying I was the unoriginal faggot. An hero please.

This. At least stick a needle in your dick or something

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pls include me to

sup negros

You're the newfag

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its's the fact that it is not one of theese reposts. or
transgender and all that shit. Cred Forums has become the fucking same everyday. one week and you will not miss one thong. same thing day in and day out.

How would you know the real feel virgin ass fag

Please kill yourself aswell

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wow, now that's somethin.

Why

get a bigger box, put hot water into it, then put your fake pussy inside it. It will feel almost real. Trust me.

Bestiality.

Edgy

Hello Summer

...ok

Herpes fetish?
Talk about beating your meat tho

creampie or it never happened nigger

stop asking to be included in the screenshot you cucks

You're fucking retarded, I can't wait until YOU die so that I can fuck YOUR dead meat wrapped around a water bottle. It'll be the only pleasure you will have brought anyone in this mortal plane. eat nigger dick, you gay retard.

Holy shit he did it.
Put me in the Screenshot!

Boys...

Chuckroast/10

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fucking right? Someone probably did the same shit with monkey meat and got aids, or fucked a dead one

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well done

I hope eggs get laid in your pee hole

!tohsneercS
eht ni em tuP
.ti did eh tihs yloH

What is it with these fags wanting to be in screenshots?

fuck

Oh thanks OP you made me laugh like crazy :D

It's the newest shitpost meme, newfag.
Get with the program.

What went wrong in your life OP?

someone screenshot this fucking thread

is that in a fucking water bottle

LISTEN TO THIS NIGGER

low quality bate

check 'em

What the actual fuck is life???

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It isn't salmon retard

YOU ARE ONE FUCKING DUMB NIGGER

>tfw this is Bestiality and necrophillia
poor OP

I'm skeptical OP, post a timestamp or gtfo

Is this one of those "Cred Forums, a magical place" moments?

Nov yet, but it will be soon.

>Salmonella comes from salmon
That's not how it works dipshit

Obvious b8

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How's it feel to fuck Jesse Slaughter?

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Dubs.
This is actually fucking disgusting though. I am however proud that in the future when i see this shit screencapped that I will be here,

Kill yourself op

Someone screenshot this thread right now

Op can you do me a favor and stick your tounge inside it ?

The actual fuck man...

only after he shows the creampie

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Hes already fucking it

Do it faggot.

dubs=\=being a newfag as it seems

*not being

Talk about beef curtains

Nice dubs new fag

>ITT people don't realize it happened 7 hours ago in a previous thread

What a waste of perfectly good beef.

Holy edgy

necrophilia

I thought everyone here being a beta virgin losers with no friends and have not seen the light of day since they were a wee child were jokes, but this shit right here. I need to rethink my life and stop browsing Cred Forums

Veal sounds better

I got you your screenshot, fam

>Having the dark themed 4chin
Oh aren't you L337, faggot.

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Cuck

Is this necrophilia, bestiality, or both? Also see you faggots in the reddit crop.

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lmao

kys newfag

comfy

This is what Cred Forums is now. gg

i think we all found a lot of things we didn't want to see in this thread

>come back to Cred Forums after 4 month break
>see this on front page
why did I ever leave

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>implying he ever get guests

omfg he fucking did it

Surely there has to be a better way user.....life isn't meant to be like this

If you were at the sex shop why didn't you just get a real fake pussy?

>when someone is fucking raw meat and still isn't the biggest autist in the thread

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Nut in it you sick fuck. I bet you won't

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It sure is, keed.

RIP YOUR DICK

because of people like this

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my eyes are hurting

you can post it in cringe thread

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OMG IM LITERALLY DYIING XDD
SCREENCAP THIS
AND INCLUDE ME IN IT XDD

not even creative b8

smh tbqh fam

> dark themed
> 4chin
> l33t

You're trying too hard, be more discreet newfag.

Cook it OP then eat it

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i was about to go to work, but i guess i'm stuck cleaning up all this blood from that edge I just cut myself on

This.

>no u
You seem rustled, therefore you are the new fag.

DEAR GOD

Different user here. Dark theme rules.

sweet thanks nigga

This nigga went full retard

OP do this.

MacGyver here. Put the meat into a few balloons, or condoms, fill a cup/jar/thermos with hot water, put ballooned meat in there, stretch balloons/condoms around the cup to seal water, maybe a few cable ties so sexy time doesn't turn into roasted testicles. fill er up with lube maybe, and then feel terribly sorry for yourself after you cum. enjoy!

You dirty bitch.
Nice dubs tho.

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sometimes I wonder, if after all these years, is it still worth it to lurk Cred Forums? I mean, it's all shitty reposts and kids with autism. and then a thread like this comes along, and my lurking is suddenly validated. godspeed OP you glorious bastard.

At least we know who the summer fag is now.

Nothing like giving your meat a good tenderizing beating.

Whats up r/Cred Forums

The mad man

R2Doubles chekd

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Top Kek

The word is "newfag" since it's fucking fall, you retards. Also, you all bit obvious b8.

well done.

Jizz in it OP

Honestly OP, how did it felt?
Would you recommended?

cum in it op

Leddit

Op here
yes i would recommended it.
but clean you're penis good after. and bottle works grate. the meat stays in place like pussy lips because the ruff edge. i will give it a 8/10
in feeling sensation. def the best ive tried that is closest to the real stuff

looks like a horses cock...you are fucking a horse urethra.

i cum in it and it felt amasing. the sides of the bottle felt like a really thight pussy when the walls hold back my pulsating dick. sry no time for timestamp. this was som sticky mess-

Necrophillic-bestiality.

Please...just fuck prostitutes.

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Ok thank you
I will tried it tomorrow when I buy groceries

Op here
i got a girlfriend so no need for that.
im doing this for fun and as a experiment

Absolute madman.

wasn't it cold though, like fucking a corpse?

nice trips, but it clearly has chlamydia and gonhorrea

the first seconds it was cold. but friction will do its job. was a little bit too thight first but got better after a little while. maby this is the closest thing to fucking a teen virgin.... but i did not want to pree heat it because of the risk of bacteria. this is also why i used beef and not pork or chicken. remember lube!

kek

haha. why would it have that? u can eat beef tartar so why not fuck it?

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Op, please just go on bp, and get a hooker. At least you can murder them after. It's not like cops will look into it.

i got a gf so it is no need for that

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Absolutely haram

>I got a gf, i don't need no hooker
>i do, however, need a slab of beef to fuck

What the fuck is going on?

Help?

everyone is experimental sometimes. and she is not here at the moment.

>meat juices dripping down
that slutty beef was totally asking for it

>10/03/16 11:41:13 Cred Forums
>The day OP went all out

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jk when i get a gf im gonna fuck some beef on the side too

>guests

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

This next op come on

you are a moron, 360° is just turning around and walking in to the derection of the person or object you where facing you fucking mental idiot.

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That bloody well better be halal, mate

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good god man. i pray i never get to this point

i fucked a vacation house's couch with saran wrap and lotion between the cushions when i was 15

they will never know

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All in

when op actually fucking delivers

Kek

underrated post

absolutely astonishing

Not so long ago Cred Forums was good

How much of a low life do you have to be to resort to fucking a steak?

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remember a couple weeks back when that faggot on reddit fucked a mcchicken and everyone lost their shit like it was the craziest thing they had ever seen?

this shit

this is just another day in the office on Cred Forums.

posting decade+ old futa porn for effect

Did you go out and buy the beef specifically for this purpose?

Make a webm for scientific reasons

>not including the salmonella reply
>adding gay porn
>not including any of my replies
0/10

D-dad?

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gaiz plaese

but the meat isn't

I like you

Does someone else who is not shit want to create a screencap?
This guy is a fucking idiot and missed out all the good reply's

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After you have nutted all over it, why not cook it and eat it?

Include me in the screencap

wtf, why????

Fuck man.

kys

Sooo OP, was it good?

Dubz of deliverance.

Rolling for webm

Edutainment!

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fuck Hope Solo for less than 3$

Bruh that pussy was beat up if you think the shit normal

Please put me in the screencap

All hope is lost to this place darkness has consume this realm entirely

Shit tier.
Someone make a good one with the salmonella reply, without gay porn and include

looks like half-chewed gum stuffed into an old pogs container... yeah that's close enough to the real thing

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>salmon
>salmonella

you are so sad it hurts.

What are you, some kind of faggot?

>fucking it raw!

Glad Cred Forums was able to produce something of interest today. Needs some better screencaps though.

Its so under cooked even the OP Puts his penis in it!!!

Post again when your dick falls off.

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Nice fam

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Hitler dubs

Somebody better immortalize this

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Yotsuba approves

To be honest it looks more like an asshole than a pussy.

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Trust him....

At least one smart dude detected

I actually kekked

ITT OP reacting to his own posts

This should be in the screencap

welp almost

>checked

Beastiality? More like BEEFiality

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dude?
you alright?

!NO

in name of humanity we hope so

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>in this case time has no matter