Mfw when on blind date

you should have tried to fuck her before walking out and blocking
>implying I believe a word of your story
(I do not)

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STORY TIME FAGGOTS

OP'S FIRST SUBWAY VISIT (TLDR)

>be 14 at that time
>go to subway for the first time
>go 4 order
>Think its just easy, go and choose a menu
>How can I take your order user?
>Just gonna take one of those turkey sandwiches user
>what bread
>mfw
>uh light bread
>the other customers look at me very strange
>what cheese
>um I said light bread
>Yeah but what cheese do u want user?
>Oh, eh Cheddar m8
>oki
>mfw I am literally killing myself and other customers have the judging look on me
>What things u want on sandwich user?
>Uh tomato
>moar?
>Cucumber
>moar?
>pepperoni
>sauce?
>Garlic
>ok that will be something (dont remembrr the price)
>go and 4 paying
>Payment success
>feelsbetterman.jpg
>Mfw everyone have the death stare on me
>tfw I ate that sandwich
>It was so fucking delicious
>But tfw People are like "Autistic faggot"
>since that day I've never eaten anything in Subway.

i support using pronouns yeah, i mean i already used three of them in this sentence, now four, without them language would collapse, so yeah, whats your point?

Huehuehuehue. Slam dunk nigga.

hypermasculity,

The idea of a smart, intelligent, capable woman scares him. That she probably makes more than him, terrifies him.

That she won't be some subservient slave to him is unthinkable to him.

That's why he bailed.

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Racist and Idiot are the same thing. Add that to your faggy homonyms.

Fuck off cuck. Stop using your made up communist words.

So you didn't put yet another recessive-gened mongoloid in her oven after a night of drunken redneck sex? I love happy endings!

Implying supporting Hillary gives a level of freedom of thought also if she made more than me I'm for it I want a sugar mama
>KEK

>Stop using your made up communist words

What, "intelligent"?

An intelligent person would vote third party, not for a criminal

>not fucking her first like she would during the election

you're getting burned op

He's implying that supporting Hillary makes you a strong independent person who makes a ton of money but demographics show that people voting for her are on the poverty line not to mention she just says the most popular thing at the time to gain popularity how exactly does supporting someone who does that make them an independent free thinking person? I wouldn't waste my time

>Ask her what she thinks of the election
You must be fun at parties.

Discussing politics makes you a boring person?

No, but bringing it up on a first date kind of makes you a faggot.

Would have done the same thing OP

Damn straight. Stay in your bubble, it's safe in there.

Jeeze you CTR kikes are slipping

Religion and politics should be the FIRST things brought up, if you're views are that different then it's not really going to go anywhere, so why waste each others time?

>fun at parties
>implies I'm boring
>well actually bringing it up makes you a faggot
Pick one cuck

You don't have to be boring to not be fun at a party, jesus are you actually 12?
>Religion
Ahahahaha. If your imaginary fanclub is that important to you then you MUST be a huge faggot.

Not important to us maybe important to them why would I wait to find out we have conflicting ideologies lmao? You retarded? That's literally one of the first things dating sites ask you -political beliefs -religious beliefs man you're a fucking retard. Zzzzzzz

cringed.

She dodged a bullet.

Voting Hillary she took another one ;)

If you can't figure that kind of shit out without asking point blank you're a social retard and explains why you would know about
>Dating sites

>intelligent person would vote third party
>intelligent vote third party
>vote third party
>intelligent

That's a great way to further a public discussion about the pro and cons of your presidential candidates.

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autism beat your need for sex, you came to the right place

Oh please, the if you are voting for Donald you must be:
a. racist
b. stupid
c. anti-gay

Accept defeat, we will never accept your poxy candidate. Take those sour lies with you.

I R SMART

I WANT WIN ELECTION

ME VOTE FOR WINNUR

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hory shet
this is shit?
yes this is shit

>Rather be racist than a complete idiot.
false flag bait post.

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take this and forgive me

I will never understand that mentality. But I assume its the reason for those daily poll updates.

Naah, i beg to differ. Hillary's a cold assed nigga, whereas on the other hand Trumps an obese retarded faggot.

Voting for third party doesn't work. We'd need an actual revolution for that to happen.
The sad truth is there are just never enough people voting third party to actually make a difference.
Ultimately voting third party only helps the 2nd place candidate catch up in votes.
>TL:DR Lrn2Civics

>autism intensifies

>Go on date with girl in a class
>meet at her place
>her fat bf is there
>talk about funny stuff on youtube
>Show her "niggar family" from dave chapelle
>she's mortified
>never talk again
I'm glad things were fixed early.

>pic related she looked like the girl on right

It makes absolutely no sense. I just vote for the person who I would actually want in office, period. If that costs the Democrats the presidency, they can blame themselves for being so fucking unappealing to their own base. Jill Stein voter here.

> vote third party not expecting to win this election
> people take notice

> vote again next election
> gets more votes, more people notice

> vote again third time
> people contemplate switching

>uh-uh-uh-autism

That word isn't a substitute for your lack of creativity and wit.

I was that idealistic idiot in my 20s too.

>go on date
>her BF is there
wtf?
>niggar family
>mortified
>never talk again
i dont think the chapelle show did that user

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how to trigger Cred Forums 101

Knowing that about dating sites is common knowledge I have never used one before l m a o

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In college i fucked a grad student instructor a couple of times, my freshman english comp teacher. She told her 40-something year old live in boyfriend about it, and he was not happy.

This is your song:

youtube.com/watch?v=GqNxne97ubc

oh Cred Forums you're so edgy and cool

/s

>/s
>>>/reddit/

>mfw when on blind date
>going good
>he buys us both coffee little expensive but he wants in my pants
>Asks me what i think about election.
>tell him
>he's voting trump
>laugh in his face
>he gets butthurt and leaves
>i never call him back anyway
>not worth it

That's not how it works user. I wish, but it simply doesn't.

in oklahoma, light bread is just plain old white bread

You have to realize that it won't change within one election cycle. People will have to make a commitment and stick to it, regardless what democrats and republicans try to bait you with.

Then how does it work? Let me guess, not at all?
Its just ridiculous to assume that a new movement could gain popularity and influence politics, right?

well, tbqhwy, i am racist and anti-gay. nowhere near stupid though.

kek

Not voting trump I don't support any candidates this election nice assumption.

Things will need to get much worse before a third party has a chance.

There have been intelligent racists, but to be anti-gay you have to be religious, and religious people are pretty much stupid by definition.

You do realize that we're on our sixth party system in the United States, right? Our current system has only existed since the civil rights era.

pretty much.
also ultimately the american people don't get to decide.
We get to make a suggestion.
In the end though it is up to the electoral college. They are the ones with the choice.

you had a 50/50 chance of that happening

More than 2 candidates

49/49/2 chance then

No dude, the solid south is still a thing, right? And william jennings bryan is a small government anti civil rights democrat, amirite?

Here's why. Hate sex:

bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/2005/04/i_fucked_ann_co.html

baito desu

But at least the 2016 Republican party is still the party of Lincoln, r-r-right?

>should have pulled this out and gave her a wink.

So then why even ask if you were going to get butthurt at almost any answer she gave?

Also more than 3 and you could have the option to not vote which is what I'm doing so?

So you're saying you're an alt-right cocksucker who dreams about The Donald Dick nightly. Gotcha.

OP is a faggot.
Sage

Read any of my previous replies before commenting on the thread you inbred fag

Of course! Anti slavery opposition to the slavery business allowed by the kansas nebraska act! Thats why theyre all anti-authoritarian and pro black lives matter today!

I wasn't trump is tolerable considering he just a harmless moron and the other candidates are fine Hillary is a career criminal who manipulates people and just says popular things while hiding what she really believes simply to get ahead.

Oh, that makes complete sense now. I guess it's true what uninformed people say - if two things have the same or similar names, they must be the same thing.