You can pick one celeb to have anal sex

You can pick one celeb to have anal sex.

Choose wisely

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Ariel Winter seems like the type that only enjoys anal sex

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In b4 some fags include men in this epic bread.

Milla Jovovich for sure though

Daniel Radcliffe

People who do that shit can't think on their own.
You just increased the chances of that happening by a lot just by putting the idea in their head.
Good job retard.

Amy

This is now a gay thread
I would make Niall Horan my bitch

Hey m8, you're te one advocating sodomy

Idk man she seems like the type that doesn't wipe well or clean properly.

I wouldn't be surprised considering feminists have this odd obsession with bad hygiene just like the MGTOW and men rights activists.

Being a door to door salesman I always try to keep clean. Never know when you gotta break out the Ole bumhole to make a sale.

Emma watson, no brainer, not because i want to but because i have to, she needs to stop with the feminist bullshit and the only way is to ram a dick up her ass

show ass pics fags

Justin Bieber
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> choose to have anal sex

Unless I'm playing a part I couldn't give a fuck

I dont know how true this is, but I met a guy from brown at a tryout, she was dating his buddy on the tennis team, and apparently they did a lot of anal.

I didn't make the team but I dont know why he would lie about that, so I dont know how credible it is, but it keeps me going.

Neymar's gf

#1 pick

Willa Holland

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>comic sans

Good thing I didn't make it then.

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I bet she fucking loves it in the ass.

Good girl into some dity stuff.

Obama, he counts as a celebrity right. Not even gay, just he deserves a good ass pounding.

Plus then I could add gay interracial to my SJW punchcard.

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Jennifer Lopez

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>feminist bullshit
found the sperg

emma is my choice though

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she was dating an asian for 2+ years and then that rugby player she didnt date a tennis player

Obviously

When was that? sounds false

There is so much fat there that your dick won't reach it. A fucking ICBM can't even penetrate all that disgusting fat.

who's gonna get it up the arse, me or the celeb ?

Dealer's choice

Helen Mirren for sure

Duh.

You saw her new, slut mode, pictures? The chick, not obamamama

Hngggg

more details. sounds iffy

Cailey Fleming

obvious choice

wait a minute

I have always dreamed of having buttsecks with a goblin

>I didn't make the team but I dont know why he would lie about that
well how did that exactly come up that would prove whether it sounds like bs or not

Anal is best with a skinny bitch.

Her next movie will be Harry pooper

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Haha! xD

i would destroy her pretty ass

Chris Pratt

Ronan Parke, 10 years ago.

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Finally a real answer

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Rebel Wilson

>but I dont know why he would lie about that

Says the morbidly obese basement dweller with a micro penis.

That thing would suck you right in

Natalie Portman

Good
I would welcome my fate
I would eat her butthole while she stuffed her face with twinkies

Her face and ass would be stuffed with twinks

She had like 4 long term bfs in a row and none of them were tennis players

I can't tell if you are making a joke
But i would gladly eat anything that comes from Rebel's butt

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Good choice user

nigger expand what else was said. also she was dating a rugby player and a skinny ass asian, and then that english skinny prince harry lookalike for a long time

Mackenzie Foy

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>SJW punchcard
kek

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mah nigga

Say what you want, I'm getting that Minaj's ass

would you suck his dick too?

would love to see Nikki's reaction after one of these goes off in her ass

Enjoy your warts

Way to not answer anything.

Excellent choice. I've actually fapped to hitting that ass

Willa pls.

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Caitlyn Jenner

this

people lie about rumors? what year?

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Looks like creepy Cindy Crawford

Fuck yeah

Justin Bieber because he is a bitch

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Kim k so she get get assfucked twice in two days

Hulk Hogan or Terry Cruise

only correct answer

God damn I didn't know Gandalf rockin that body under his robe like that.

You know she dated Andre Drummond right. That niggas 7 feet tall. He tore this bitch a new asshole your dick wouldn't even hit both shoincter walls. Pick better faggot

Sauce?

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Kat Foster in a movie or episode of a series.

I'd have to use a ball gag though, if she speaks I will go flaccid.

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I6 years
Too old

Julianne Hough

wouldnt even notice it

12 year old Maisie

ye

no but share pls

There has to be some people who want to rp with their fav celeb?

shes the celeb i would choose for pretty much everything tbh

Ariel Winter at 15/16 years old was my choice

sophie

this, without hesitation

fuck off

Durr vagina

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>In b4 some fags include men in this epic bread.

being this new and fucking dumb.

>epic bread

You are the 3rd post in the thread idiot

>In b4 some fags include men

This is Cred Forums kid. We're all bi or in denial.

>Justin Bieber
>/thread

/threads own post

Yep

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Mmmmm Firefly.

only choice

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Amy Schumer. I'm taking one for the team and putting this bitch in her place. I'll stretch that asshole out.

Obvious.

If you're gonna go anal you might as well make it gay

Justin Timberlake

>If you're gonna go anal you might as well make it gay
You're going to have to explain this logic.

Sarah Silverman, no second thoughts

I like to edge on cam while a bud feeds me pics of our favorite celebs. I put the pics up next to me on my split screen cam.

He can either roleplay as her or we can just chat about her. So much fun.

Only a Cred Forums level celeb but still, Derpina

vaginas are better than anuses, the only reason to fuck an anus is if it's attached to a dude you find attractive

Maria Menounos without a doubt. I win.

fucking autistic as fuck both of you should kill yourselves together

We need a fappening dedicated to her

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I dont know if thats credible

Emma Watson. Deep and hard, make her cry.

avril

Alyssa Sutherland because Alyssa Sutherland

bella thorne

c r jepsen

well if you're gonna drop to that level, then i want her

Nicholas cage

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femfag here
I want morgan freeman to plow me while narrating the whole thing

I would pay to see that video

Dirty Duff

Do you have a nice ass?

That one Mexican news caster who always turns her ass to the camera before getting in to the weather

Already posted chief

>le epic reddit maymay

Janet Varney because she just looks like she lives for anal.

I would lick Iliza's ass at every opportunity

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Her. Like the robber today

Good call, you could of just said Mexican weather girl I think everyone's nutted while watching them.

Is she that toilet paper girl?

Why rob her if your not gonna fuck her right?

I dunno

they could have killed her. fucking blew it

i agree with the quads

If she's the girl that wants everyone to have clean bottoms and go commando then I'm in. I would say pippa Middleton too but I'd have to see that ass before coming to any conclusions

>shoinkter

top kek

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So, go fuck yourself. You don't make the rules here.

Why would I put my dick in a girl's pooper, when her pussy is right there?

That said, Tania Raymonde

Amateurs

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do you want aids? because thats how you get aids.

Milana Vayntrub

I was just letting you know champ, quit being such a roody poo

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I guess? I'm not sure what kind of butts guys like.

It was in one of the later seasons of Weeds.

She was posted like 5 times faggot. If you're going to be a bitch and call one out, call them all out.

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Can't believe no ones said swify

they would have been heroes. seriously the fuck

Bella Thorne ez

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Roody poo? Thank you for your help, now eat a dick.

who better than good ol barry?
i'd make million if not billions in bribes, and i'd get to say i dicked down the POTUS! win win!

Honestly torn between Mila Jovovich, Iliza Schlesinger and Mary Louise Parker.

Mommyfus butthole belongs to me!

Two times, one being you, I am chill but you on the other hand could probably use a valium

oh yes, i'd love to plow her butthole

>wanting to stick your penis in some girls smelly shit locker
Kek, none

who dat?

I assume we all like different kinds but I like them like Maria menounos... plump

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Without a doubt Sigourney Weaver circa Alien 1.

Nothing sexier to me than a tough chick tbh.

Oh, meh.

pretty sure that kind of stuff has been rumored a lot so thats why it could be false

Underrated as fuck

They would have been modern day robin hoods for sure

Definitely not.

Only cause of dubs.

Sophie turner you fucking scrub lord. git gud

Are you Jeff bridges?

Enjoy cutting your stomach on her pelvis

I'm sure she's insured out the ass. She'll probably come out ahead.

All day and night.

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good taste

I have always found that other Emma, whatever her name is now again, hot.

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Stone?

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this is the only correct decision

Roberts?

mah nigga

god he is such a sexy man. I envy him

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Easy. Chloe.

Only correct answer is jurassic park-era laura dern

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when she was alot lot lot lot lot younger

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You have to have a butt to receive anal.

Celeb nudes discord discordapp.com/invite/7ybYskS

it tastes like salty milk

Ouch.

Tay be my ai gf

Is that the dude that plays Kurt Bunker on Banshee? Lucky fucker.

Probably isn't him, but gotta ask.

Emma Watson

That adorable fucking face though.

And thanks for the Webm faggot.

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surprised no one's mentioned this horse ass yet...
those pillowy cheeks are perfect for gripping for pounding that brown eye

man face

^This is the correct answer.

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yup stone was the one!

Is she legal?

all girls are legal in Afghanistan. just bring her there

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She was always legal, somewhere.

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Nice.

how u no respond to the (You)s

Same goes for Florida

How utilitarian of you

none

anal sex is disgusting and an abomination against God

Somewhere... over the rainbow

Who?

Mika
Anal milf

12 yr old boy detected

Emilia clarke

Amen brother!!!

I wanted to eat her ass so much when that came out

>perfectly good pussy
>wants to shove in dirty ass anyways

fucking faggots i swear

for real? so I could fuck a 12 year old and get away with it?

Well she turned out OK didn't she?!

Incorrect opinion

Scarlett Johanson

abigail ratchford

If your clever, sure why not.

I would eat this particular ass for an hour before I stuck my peepee in it. Yep im a dirty fucker that likes skinny bitches

I saw Emma Watson at a party near Brown University when I went to RISD.
Didn't have the courage to talk to her, regardless she was surrounded by a bunch of people.

I've met her multiple times and I've spoken to her twice.

I'm not one of the waifu autists here on Cred Forums but I gotta say she's a really nice girl.
Surprisingly shy and a little awkward.

Kek, sure bud

Mmm mmm mmm

Horan transltes as The Whore in swedish. Fun fact. Make him the whore he is

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Quoted By: I met Emma Watson irl, she is not a skank in the slightest.

Quoted By: I met her in a pub, we have a mutual friend. I spoke to her for about half an hour over the course of 4 hours.

Quoted By: Not a slag, really nice middle class woman.
Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:51:21 No.72097506 Report
Quoted By: Yes but too small for my tastes.


>Emma Watson is quite far removed from middle class m8
Middle class in the UK has a different meaning to the US

Quoted By: She was really easy to talk to. To be honest it was like talking a normal person.

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I second this.

so not very legal then

such a shame. She was so hot in her late teens.

I remember they tried to give her a show Radio Free Trumane or something. Never made it passed the pilot. Failed MwC spinoff. So hot back then

Yeah but there's just no reason why it would have been better than this version of this game

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Chicken poo?

hnnnnngggg

since its an anal thread is it ass or gtfo?

Guess why?

Pam?

Thunda thigh.

obviously just another black cock faggot

I'm not gay but I bet his asshole feels tight, hot and he smells good like some yves saint laurent cologne.

hard and bloody

Yesterday was just too much for me and now I'm gonna be up all night again

Kristina Hendricks. I'd fuck her in her ass dodgy style and video it from the front so that I can see those big floppy tits bouncing around while I pound it.

more captions

No.

I'm sure she'd enjoy that

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Christopher Walken.

Fucking queer logic

Roll the Britney songs...

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I bet so. She should give me a shot at it. Kek

You would fuck Obama?
ok.

Peppermint Patty

M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is one of the m-most beautiful woman i-i-in the w-world... She i-is d-desired b-by m-many m-men because she i-is beautiful, f-famous and w-wealthy... I-I a-am v-very f-fortunate t-to have h-her b-because m-my m-mother w-wanted t-to throw me in th-the fire 3 m-minutes after I-I was b-born... I-I am n-now b-become a v-very h-hated f-fellow b-because I-I have Victoria...

Write her a letter... you never know right?

she's a traitor to mah dick and deserves it

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She actually looks pretty good here

>hairy pooper and the prison rape of ass-ka-bam

fuck off, victoria. no one likes you

>while narrating the whole thing
Kekd
Also tits or GTFO

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elle fanning

You should make movie titles for a living.

>fucking a methhead