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Alright Cred Forums many days have passed by, many hours spent meditating in a dark room to bring back my childhood memories, just for your amusement
just for thy story to be spoken, thy following begins in the early days of the 2k, the story of the wrath of helmut.

>be me, be in 3rd grade in a public school
>average kid with many friends, we where in 3rd A and as commonly, had rivalry with the 3rd B Class,
>they were better than us at almost everything, except for soccer (we lived in méxico)
>they were better at us at almost everything, till one frivolous morning
>it was a windy day, the windows and doors in the classrom were closed
>suddenly the scent changed
>it started smelling to the most fresh scents in the planet
>strawberriesandflowers.iwa
>she entered a qt3.1416 named rosa
>she had blond hair, perfect smile, and pale skin, as white as snow
>her eyes where green
>instakidboner.dmg
>she sitted 2 desks from me
>i remember i waved at her
>suddenly the scent turned from fruits and flowers to something different
>the sun was covered by the darkest clouds
>the scent in the air turned into an strange ash aroma and putrid flesh
>we heard the footsteps, louder and louder
>with a height of 1.64 there was Helmut smiling at us
>i immediately noticed something rare
>appart from being very very tall for our ages
>"H-H-HEHEHELLO MYMMY NAIHME IS HELMUT"
>he waved at us as he entered the classroom
>all the kids kept looking at him
>the teacher arrived and began to introduce our classmates
>"ok kids, there will be two new students from now on with us, they are Rosy and Helmut GERLING"
>tfw when they were germans
>teacher tells helmut to stay out of the classroom for a few secs
>he stands up and exclaims "Hrmpf!" and exhales three times
>the teacher began to tell us that helmut may seem a little bit taller than us because he is older
>we were 8 - 9 year olds and helmut was 11
>teacher continues explaining us that he is special and is not as fast as us

cont.

>helmut returns to the class
>one kid named ceasar goes to helmut
>"hey helmo why are you so slow is it cause you are a giraffe?"
>helmut remains silent
>rosa just keeps looking at him with this sadness...
>"Hey helmut why do you speak so rare"
>helmut remains silent and starts stomping the ground with his giant foot extremely fast
>another kid named adrian joins ceasar in his intention to disturb the helmut
>"HEY HELMONGOLIC!! AHHAHAHA WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE FART!"
>helmut stands on his desks and yells surpassing the sonic barrier
>"ICH BIN NICHT BÖSE!!!!!!!!!"
>helmut grabs another kid's backpack and throws it at them hitting adrian in the gut
>he trips out and falls into another girl
>helmut storms out of the classroom and the teacher runs to chase him
>adrian's parents had to take him off the school for the day
>helmut walks in the classroom as if nothing happened

check em

cont.

>ff three weeks later
>helmut start to speak spanish fluently
>rosa is teaching him
>since the last incident nobody has talked to helmut
>kids are afraid
>recess time is on
>we see helmut enters the bathrooms, we decide is time to pull him a prank
>there were 3 toilets in a row and the urinals by the side
>we check and we think helmut is in the first toilet
>tell a kid to check if it is true so we can throw him rocks over the door
>kid misunderstands the order and instead of checking by the ground he checks over the stall
>helmut detects him as the kid is just about to pull its head over the wall
>"MINE!!" helmut yelled as he storms out of the stall with his weenier into his hands
>the kid is terrified and trying to escape
>Helmut grabs the kid and starts to piss on him as he keep yelling
>"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!"
>kid beggins crying
>"HRMPF!"
>Helmut zips his pants and notices us
>he begins to chase us
>imaginethetrexscenefromjurassicpark.jpg
>a fat kid named mike throws him a stick and helmut trips over
>direct hit to the ground
>recess is over
>back in the classroom
>helmut just keeps looking at us with this gaze
>that was the moment we met the death gaze
>teacher goes out of the class for a minutes
>i turn to the right to ask a buddy something
>look right and see helmut standing in front of me
>"IT WAS MY PENIS"
>"w-what???"
>"IT WAS MINE!"
>Helmut grabs my hand and starts hitting me with a ruler
>i start crying
>friends try to help me and hit helmut
>he is like a tank, no dmg on him
>teacher goes in and sees my friends trying to harm helmut
>sends all of us to detention and helmut remains untouchable

nice trips

"just for thy story to be spoken." Just for your story to be spoken? Learn your English noob

But please continue. It's fun.

>two weeks later
>decide that helmut may be better a friend than a foe
>helmut hates one niggerish on the other class cause he keps calling him names
>tell helmut that the kid has no dad
>helmut smiles and goes searching that kid
>but the kid find him first
>"hey helmut is your father a hitler?"
>"HRMPF! NO HE IS NOT, BUT HE IS ALIVE NOT AS YOURS"
>a teacher sees all of this and begins laughing hard
>helmut laughs too
>kid is crying
>nobody gives a damn
>friends are almost in tears
>and we ask helmut to join us
>"f-f-friends?"
>yeah helmut lets be friends
>"OKAY"
>Helmut is so happy that he has friends now that literally piss himself
>Rosa comes runing and take him to the bathroom
>literaly cant stop laughing that day

>next week
>a friend will have a birthday party
>he invites helmut
>the following event takes place on a party saloon
>helmut and rosa arrive the place
>they are with their parents
>mother is méxican 1.58mt not ugly, not pretty
>sein vater is 2.11mt tall, super strong, blue eyes, blond hair, very handsome (no homo) true arian race
>helmut's vater leaves with their mom and tells em they will come by later
>helmut wants to go on an air trampoline
>like 6 kids already on it
>helmut takes out his shoes
>"GRAWUURUH"
>on his way to the trampoline he steped on an ice cube and he trips falling to the ground
>"DOES NOT MATHER NO HURT"
>Nobody gives a damn about him
>a kid tells to helmut "hey you are very tall sir you cant jump with us"
>"but ICH MEINE!!"
>kids got scared and let him play with them
>suddenly helmut is on the top and yells
>"KAABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM"
>helmut throws himself like a cannon ball to the bottom of the trampoline
>suddenly out of nowhere
>a mother fucking kid goes flying from the otherside helmut motherfucking catapulted him out of the trampoline
>kid falls in a table and got an arm broke
>helmut goes out of the party saloon running out very scared
>few minutes later helmuts vater storms in and takes rosa out of the party too
>kid is taken to the hospital
>helmut remains intact

type faster
story is very interesting

bump with funny shit

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