Alright Cred Forums I'm about to put a dido in my ass. Been wanting to try it and now's the time. Prep tips?

>dido

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Go overboard on the lube.
Don't struggle, put it in slowly.
The most painful part will be when your sphincter expands, not the dept. So once that's over, it's smooth sailing.

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How has no one said tits or gtfo
You know the rules, OP

Tits or gtfo

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That's cool OP, good luck.

I hear it helps to imagine it's my cock sliding in, and then once you're about to orgasm imagining that my cock is railing your ass hard before it fills it up with cum.

But to each his own. Have fun bud

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Because I'm a man

Dubs confirm, OP
tits and timestamp or gtfo

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Op here
Tried it out
Felt like I shit on the floor
Not really my cup of tea

Huh. Welp then this thread is actually pretty fucking gay, isn't it.

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You didn't do it right then.
And don't do it in the middle of the fucking day on Cred Forums. Do it when you're comfy with some porn on.

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Clearly not OP. no amount of masterbating and meaningful cleanup of a dildo used for anal can happen in that amount of time.

Also shoving a dildo in your ass causes no such sensations.

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How BofA the dildo, OP? What's the game plan here, laying on your back with legs up? I find that the dildos with the suction cups are the best, then you can just stick em wherever in the shower and have a super easy cleanup.

How big is the dildo*

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Do it when your sober, i fucked up my hole. i was drunk.and it was to big, but i did not notice. after i pulled it out and it was bleeding. had a realy hard burning feeling for over 10 days. and had i akward conversation with my docter.

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You just happened to have a too-big dildo lying around that you used for the first time when you were drunk? Or did you improvise and use something else, like a cucumber or squash?

I've got a 9" dildo that I began with. It was hard at first, now I ride it like a fucking cowboy.

How often do you use it? I have maybe an 8 inch dildo and it's hard as fuck to get it in there even with a ton of lube. But I only use it like once every 2 or 3 months

i just happend to have a too big dildo lying around that i used the first time when i was drunk. had used buttplugs and fingers before. but when i was drunk i ws like ohw i wand to try that. !

Are you drunk right now

I used to use it about twice a week for about 6 months, but I ran out of lube about a month ago and never bought a new bottle.
Is it a suction cup dildo? Just use it in the shower for the first few times. It shouldn't too hard, you'll just need good positioning.

I used to try and shove everything in my ass when I used to get drunk and horny. Bad times.

haha, no, sorry your out off luck.

8" sounds good, length isn't an issue for me, its the girth that gets me.

Story?

I think it's pretty clear he got trashed and let a group of dudes go to town on his pooper.

Poor lad.

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I as git drunk, stuck four fingers up my arse and bled like a stuck pig for a day. That was fun.

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4 fingers sounds a bit excessive

Same as, dunno why.

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Drunk, horny and very stupid

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Probably because it feels good mane

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hemorrhoids too, nice.

Yes, very true, feels fucking great, I can never cum from it though

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That's a bit surprising. Usually I cum buckets shortly after insertion and in particular once it reaches its full depth.

Take pics

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Never have, kinda disappointed, jerking feels great and so does cumming but i wanted hands free cumming, dribbling precum from my flacid cock and all that stuff.

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I don't have a dildo but I have used some other stuff such as a lint roller hairbrush and fingers mostly but I can't cum at all

What do you use?, how big and thick is it?

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Not even jerking?, I feel like i'm nearly there, I shake like mad, but never cum, then I have to wank like mad with things up my arse, cum loads hard then.

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Get schwifty

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Winrar

Something that is basically pic related if not the same. Around 8". Not sure about thickness - maybe around 1.5" thick?

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And you only have to push it in and you are cumming?, wow. At least I get to play for as long as I like.

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Shit

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