Great Celeb thread

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pretty good but not as good as Avril Lavigne's tits

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those arent hers, moron

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beautiful

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M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba i-is o-one o-of the m-most beautiful w-woman in the w-world... She's a-a bit o-of a-a She-Devil though and i-is r-right in my f-face a-as s-soon as I-I wake up... She u-usually starts i-it o-off w-with a 2 m-minute "Good Morning" p-pillow smothering s-session a-as m-my arms and l-legs flail around b-because m-my breath st-starts t-to run out... M-Most d-days sh-she's n-nice enough t-to w-wait until I-I w-w-wake up t-to s-start b-but unfortunately f-for m-me s-some d-days I-I w-wake u-up w-with an unwanted surprise... She s-says only l-little bois masquerading a-as m-men g-get s-such treatment for they th-think their dwarfish 3 incher c-can actually please a woman... I-I d-don't m-much l-like these things she d-does t-to me b-but I-I d-don't w-want t-to challenge h-her and r-run even the r-remotest ch-chance of l-losing her...

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youtube.com/watch?v=vIrFpeEudLQ ieurljfnk

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She s-says if I-I want t-to be w-with her then I-I g-got to p-pay the p-price: a-a l-little s-sissy h-has n-no right t-to think h-he c-can accost o-one o-of the m-most beautiful w-woman in the w-world f-for n-nothing... She s-says I-I have n-no idea h-how m-many m-men she h-had t-to choose from; sh-she's b-been proposed to b-by rich, famous, young and beautiful m-men fr-from all over the w-world... Why sh-she d-decided up-upon me she d-doesn't know: only that n-now that's i-it's been d-decided she h-has t-to make m-me pay... She s-says I-I bring n-nothing t-to our relationship except m-my useless, poor and ugly face s-so she m-might as well m-make me h-her s-sissy slave...

please tell me this is pasta

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I don't know why, but hoping her pussy is really smelly and sweaty under that sexy outfit makes me diamonds

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squeaky squeak squeak

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it's not.

I would have worshipped her ass constantly when this photo was taken. Not so much now

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Love Britney's flexibility

I'd still worship her ass tbh

Me too.

I dont know what I expected.

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Shes so fucking beautiful its insane, her sisters like this too, they all got some quality genes when it came to looks

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i bet when she rips major fast food and tequila anal emissions it smells like fuckin daisies

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No. Just... No

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Faps of days gone by

Faps of yesteryear

Wouldn't it be so much more fun to do that to each other in person? Stroking each other while we're looking at celebs.

Why????

She sure is bendy, huh?

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I still like to rub one out to her, past or present.

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I love it

of course, but that's not usually an option

So hot to think about, though.

I love Katyfags cause you're all so goddamn lewd

Cum be lewd with us, user. Wouldn't you love to have your cock deep throated while you stare at this woman?

might eat my load for her today

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Would kill to have her legs wrapped around my head.

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Obviously, but I wouldn't want you to do all the work alone.

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any cum tribute on her?

Hell, I swear Id tear her up 10 times better than fuckin Bloom

yuck

this thread sucks

Oh, fuck. I want to do something like that.

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apart from the tattoos just perfect

sure??

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yes (and I usually like Asians)

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No, but I think I will cum for her tonight.

Ivanka

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but i love her nipples

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pls send me for email pls...she needs alot of cum

more of this slut

Yeah bro, that chick from fear the walking dead is so hot.

they are pretty hot

Seems like her gorgeous honkers are showing the outlines of a bra on the upper part of her jugs. How could there be such a great X-ray with a bra in the way too?

Anyone know if this is legit?

God Tier areolae if this is real.

She can have all my cum. Every last fucking drop.

Yes they are stupid

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What do you guys think of barely legal Britney?

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im so hard for her pls cum on her and send

nice frame on this cock bobber

she is a nasty girl

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>she is a nasty girl
girl? she is like 50 years old

My god that is disgusting

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Avril always makes me horny af

Uglybitch.org

Uglierbitch.org

but she is more hot that most ao girls 20years

Ya super nasty... Looking and I bet she smells terrible.

Her legs

Wtf is wrong with you? Get your head examined before u end up shooting up a school or getting drafted by Islam.

Me too. I bet she's a lot of fun in the sack.

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>in the sack
I fucking hate you

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Um....Why?

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Because youre either over 40 or youre a virgin.. Both are perfectly acceptable reasons to hate a person

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more Avril please

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hnnng her tits

hmm yes

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hahahahahaha. Classic. I love it.

Sure.

they are the same person

You want more?

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Thanks. I haven't seen this one before. Saved!

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yes alot,much much more

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What did I just watch

Okay. How about this one?

Where tf is emma watson i am disappointed m8

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Funny how in every pic where there are actual tits there's no face

Nope and nope.

hmm so dam sexy

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I want.

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Oh yes indeed.

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While I love her body and dress, whoever did her hair and make-up for that event did a horrible job. Such a waste :-(

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Nice!

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Damn that's hot
She does wear it well

hmmm is so hot...pls send more of this tits

shes so sexy in Vikings

Old buddy I think that fellow may have shit.

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Wow. Hot.

She so is

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oh fuck....that tities she makes me hard

>that fucking masonic clusterfuck
They're all masonic slut prostitutes, what a shame.

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fuck off child

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wow so hot

In the top 10 of my nostalgic faps.

Her face is perfect

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Simpson is mine

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Are those tits fake?

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Very much so she kills it in Vikings

Same here
Yeah. She was smoking hot in that movie. Would jerk off like a savage to that scene.

cum tribute on her?

No idea.

Go ahead, buddy. Cum for her.

So no love for peypey.

Yup. Nick lachey got her best years. I don't blame him for bailing, I watched that reality show they had once, she's stupid, on a clinical level.

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you have any tribute on her?

No you fat bitch head

How much of that was an act, though? Surely she can't be as stupid as what she was on that show, could she?

Damn

No, but there was a period of time when I paid tribute to her every day for three years straight.

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I don't know, but the chicken of the sea conversation still kills my sides.

post everything my refined friend

she deserve she is so hot

Yeah. hat was pretty funny.

On a related note, did you ever see the episode of Mad TV where Jessica Alba played her in a skit? Now that was comedy gold there, brother.

Yes, yes she does. Absolutely fucking perfect. That girl is gorgeous.

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Fucking right she is. Still love masturbating to her to this very day.

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Jigglevision.

Do a tribute to this one next.

No but I'll definitely look into that.

You should. Trust me, you won't regret it.

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Now blow a load all over this one. The bitch wants your hot, steaming jizz all over her.

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pls send cum tribute on her

My dyslexic brain just read "fartdog"

You first.....

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I hate that crackhead

Don't listen to the faggots thare are one step away from blowing guys at truck stops

Good advice.

send to my email. and i send to you

ok. what is your

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