Kek over 9000

Kek over 9000

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and why they didn't shoot her is a mystery to all

she deserve this.

I don't like her but it's fucked up.....she's just lucky they weren't ISIS fags that would behead her live for the Internet to watch.

How do you get robbed at gunpoint for $10M? Did she have a $10M watch on?

Jeez, I'm surprised they didn't take nudes of her and sell 'em, or just plain rape her.

The jewelry she wears is very expensive.

Like a true dumbass she travels with a Shit ton of jewelry. Her wedding and engagement rings alone are worth a few mil

>robbed at gunpoint
>in Paris
>gunpoint

LIES! FRANCE OUTLAWED GUNS! THERE ARE NO GUNS IN FRANCE!

Maybe she has money problems and she's trying to commit insurance fraud.

And wasn't Kanye claiming to be broke and begging for money like a year ago or so?

Perhaps these Police impersonating thieves have wives and girlfriends whom they love and respect. Maybe these thieves have better poontang at home.

i put money on it being fake

And retards gave them money.

>walking around with >$10mm worth of bling
>not having 5+ personal security guards with her at all time

I go full security/paranoid mode when I carry anything over $40.00.

Kanye bitches he's broke and begs money to Zuckerberg, but gets to carry 10m around when he travels. Fucking hypocrite.

It was a private luxury mansion instead of a hotel......if anyone followed her there, they could figure out how there was only one concierge on duty and security stepped out......

I wonder if it was white guys.

this

Agreed.

>We're told Kim saw at least one masked man and another wearing a police hat through a glass sliding door. She knew something was amiss, so she rolled off the bed and tried dialing her bodyguard on her cellphone.
Before she could finish dialing one of the men yanked the phone out of her hands. They zip tied her hands with plastic handcuffs and duct taped her to make it more secure. We're told one of the men grabbed her by the ankles ... Kim told cops at that point she believed she was about to be raped.
The robbers duct taped her ankles, picked her up and put her in the bathtub. She then started screaming ... begging them not to kill her because she had babies. She went on to say she had money and they could take whatever they wanted.
Kim told cops the robbers did not know English and only spoke French. The only thing she understood ... the men kept saying, "ring, ring." Kim knew what they were after -- the new ring she got from Kanye. She told them where it was in the apartment, but that was not the end.

>white thieves
nice bait

I'd watch the hell out of that

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Kanye got paid.

>net worth of $156M
>insurance job for $8M

>perfectly executed robbery
>10m worth of loot
>no one hurt
dindus can only plan liqueur store robberies
this is advanced level crime

I agree. This is art heist shit.....they knew they could get away with it without hurting someone, which makes them less likely to ever be caught.

It was French Jason Statham guys.

So is such a jewel even able to be resold without people realizing it was hers? It can't just be cut into smaller jewels ?

Confirmed not NIggers in Paris

I would've watched that

Where were her security guards?

She left out that they were going to rape her but once they smelled it they then threw her in the bathtub

With her sister apparently. The apartment mansion is in a location that is supposedly very hard to even know about and only a concierge was on duty.

>not raping them when they were at it

Some men are stupid.

Possibly depends on wether they had a buyer ready to hand money over before the robbery took place

They also stole 2 cell phone
>counting down the hours until her selfies of her sucking dick get leaked

>better poontang at home
There's better poontang on Mars, mate

Honestly if they had shot her i think i could get behind this whole isis gig the french have going on

presumed pink panter jewelry thives from serbia

probably didn't wanna leave behind any dna evidence

Net worth doesn't denote liquid assets.

>So is such a jewel even able to be resold without people realizing it was hers? It can't just be cut into smaller jewels ?

Pretty much my question, too.

It's not like anyone is ever getting even close to a reasonable price for this. Somebody who can afford to pay millions of dollars for a rock isn't going to risk buying a stolen one just because it's cheaper. If money was an issue they wouldn't be spending millions on rocks in the first place.

Net worth doesn't denote liquid assets. She may need cash. He certainly does

for a degenerate who likes to fuck niggers for a living, im amazed it took this long for her to get robbed by them

If dubs we get a Kayne getting pegged video
If trips Catlyn is doing the pegging
If Quads everyone in video commits suicide because of the shame
Rollin'

lol, she can afford it

I suspect pic related.

Or you know, maybe they were just thieves who were fine with stealing 10 million from someone with a net worth of 150 million but don't want to actually physically harm and permanently traumatize someone.

hollywoodlife.com/2016/10/03/what-is-pink-panther-gang-kim-kardashian-robbery-attackers-thieves/

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3819401/Has-Kim-Kardashian-latest-victim-Pink-Panther-gang-Heist-bears-hallmarks-infamous-jewel-thieves.html

She just happened to be alone, no security. She just happened to not get hurt. She just happened to have 10 Million in jewellery with no way to secure it. They got away no problem in a city that is very secure because of terrorism. I smell an insurance scam.

And you think selling the item to a fan who will pay top dollar isn't easier and less risky?
Plus most of the jewellery was on loan for the fashion week from other companies who will have no doubt insured it themselves.

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This shits a publicity stunt guys...come the fuck on, it's for the next season of her shit show.

They were going to do this at some point this week.....they waited and found the perfect moment.

who cares about that iranian looking kike mule anyway?

The fact that they didn't at least strip her naked and take pictures further strengthens my theory that all Frenchmen are gay

Kek.

>Interesting in coalburners.

How is that cuck fantasy working out for you?

I want the robbers to break into Blac Chyna's apartment and abort her daughter

This is actually pretty fucked up though. That shit wouldn't happen in the US of course in France though weak ass country

this. can atleast sell the nudes for a ton

bingo
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how the hell are the thief/thieves going to be able to resale these items? all rocks these days have lazer imprinting that is invisible to the naked eye designating it with id numbers, names, whatever. some super dude who buys that ring or whatever else was copped for his 11/10 bimbo bitch is retarded, she cant just go around wearing and not expect to have it be noticed

Yea no shit. She would have been raped and burned alive in the US.

maybe this

I think she has a pretty pussy

Gotta wonder if this MIGHT make black people a LITTLE less likely to brag about shit

How much do you want to bet that her self confidence took a huge hit due to the fact that the robbers didn't give 2 shits about her body? We might even get another self-validating sex tape soon kek

most likely North Africans or Balkans who was behind this job

Im moroccan myself so this makes me proud :,)

I have no problem with this

+1

I'm calling it - she arranged her own robbery because her family felt that they weren't getting enough media attention. Who wants to start the betting?

This is really just a promo for the next GTA: Mudsharks in Paris

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i can't believe the fucker didn't murder her. what an asshole.

She wanted to show Ryan Lochte how it's done

Fuck her. She deserves what she gets, imagine how many peoples lives you could better with that kind of money.

The thieves are probably pros who have a connection already lined up to fence the stones. Remember, even if they get 5% of the face value, each thief gets 100k iirc the number of thieves correctly. Point is, getting even a tiny fraction of the face value would be a huge payday for the thieves and the people involved moving the stolen stones.

I bet some shady expert jeweler will chop up the stones and procede to sell them from there.

Tie them up and kill them if you don't hit your fundraising goal. They'll figure out which accounts to draw from.

>paying literally $4.5 million for a literal rock

Jews truly are the master race.

How do you even convince someone to buy a rock, let alone for that amount of money is just amazing.

>but the rock was shiny and rare

Wow, now I'm ready to dish out millions of dollars for it!

Gotta love them De Beers.

10 whole millimetres of jewellery,
wew lad

>a literal rock
Go back to twitter leafy

Jesus Christ its Jason Bourne

lul

Niggers already robbed her of her self respect the first time she sucked on one of those monkey turd dicks. If you had a limited amount of time to get vd while you are robbing a nigger lover, would you do it?

Cutting it drastically reduces the price. There are specialized fences who will buy it from the thieves and sell to their network. There will be no issue fencing such a ring, though the thieves likely won't get more than 500k for it unless they fence it themselves.

guys I have more info, apparently the robbers got out from the private mansion with a fucking bike

There is no way this wasn't set up by Kanye or his entourage.

Couldn't have been frogs. Frenchmen immediately burst out in tears and fall over due to wobbly knees, writhing about on the ground and uncontrollably shitting themselves any time a firearm is within 50 meters of them.

Paris is a large congested city. Of course they left on bikes

Fucking leafy

my question is, what kind of stupid fucking nigger carries $10 million worth of bling around on tour with them? so fucking stupid they deserved it.

Ever seen a high speed chase in the woods? A bike will take you where patrol cars can't readily go.

Often times designers loan these things out so they can be seen wearing them. They don't actually own most of this stuff that's worth millions of dollars.

Anyone who has 10 million in jewelry deserves to have that shit snatched.

She had very, VERY expensive jewelry. One of her rings alone was worth more than $4M.
Tbh I think if you're ready to spend so much money on so petty stuff when so many people are suffering, you kinda deserve to get it stolen from you.

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LOL

Couldn't happen to a better person.

Exactly. Some one should let the liberal minded know that passing laws don't stop the lawless.

She was on Instagram the other week flaunting the ring that got stolen last night

Funny thing is diamonds aren't as rare as people think. Not at all.

is there any actual evidence that this even occurred or is it just sworn statements to the media? my guess is the latter. kanye needs that insurance money

they are expensive as people think though and thats all that matters

Something isn't adding up.

why? because no one should have more than you? what would be the cut off point? say, if someone had 10 thousand in jewelry, would they deserve to have it stolen?

>when so many people are suffering

maybe they could give $1 to 10 million people and that would fix everything, huh?

both you guys, spoken like good little government educated socialist drones

Yeah sure. Wishful thinking.

those are white people laws

Fucking right? Only issue I have with what you said is that you said diamons are rare. They aren't that rare.

What's in her mouth?

hes alluding to the fact that pouring such a high amount of money, one of the things most desired by humans, into a singular, tiny object makes it a target. its like street rapers. sure a girl wearing a bikini at 2am in the alley way doesnt deserve to get raped, but youd be wrong to assume shes not incentivizing it

They didn't want to get hepatitis a through d, HPV and Herpes simplex.

Fuck you. i'm not a liberal. I hate niggers, sand niggers and whores who flaunt shit simply because they can. Fuck them in their asses. I wish they'd have shot the bitch.

Turns out nigger cum turns to gold

She was only wearing a robe too, it would have been so easy

Why do you think globally ? Yes, you can just spend $100,000 to help your local charity get new locals so they can get an extension to their social center. That's already doing a lot. You don't need to do much to help a lot, so using your money to buy a totally useless, $4M ring is showing you don't care about other people.

Guarantee you if they even nicked her dress with and knife if would explode and all her fat rolls and tits would hit the floor.

I have no idea

Yup she was only in a robe

I am not convinced they didn't strip her down and at least fondle her

They should have cut her boobs, ass, nose, and hair off. Then people could see what she really looks like.

Why would they ? They're probably not virgins like you, they don't feel the sudden urge to rape any woman in their power.

Exactly, I walk out of it just respecting Jews more.
There's a guy in NYC....a billionaire real estate developer from Israel who got started as a jeweler. He found out that there are ten steps to cutting and polishing diamonds and only a few people in the world know them all......and no one will teach you all of them.....but he worked low level jobs for three or four different guys and learned the steps separately.....playing dumb with each guy.

Then he became one of them.....then he put them all out of business.

Then he took his hundred million from jewelry and became a real estate developer and made a few billion.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lev_Avnerovich_Leviev

Some Arab sheikh is gonna buy the diamond and make a buttplug out of it

Of course it was we white devils are the cause of all pain and suffering

Pussy.

how convenient.

insurance scam

Why didnt he shoot her

They got that bitchs phones. It's only a matter of time before we see pics of her putting a huge dido in that faggots ass

Has anyone else seen the movie "the arrival"?

Kim Kardashian isn't just any woman

This is really something that would happen in Grand Theft Auto, it just seems so fitting, maybe the cops in paris are as good as the cops in GTA

Still, though. It's KIM K. The possibilities...

they wanted the jewelry not aids

Na probably just staged for more publicity

Yeah, she's an ugly plastic bitch. I prefer fucking graduate students.

She sure left Paris in a hurry....

>implying you've ever had sex

better than primetime Tele

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She has no other reason to stay there any longer, its only "danger" & "fear" now running though her mind,

or is that what she wants us to think....im actually abit skeptical about this.

The Fappening 3.0 is coming,,,

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>intimate pictures
INCEST?

this is all fake fuck off just a media entertainment clusterfuck

I'm hoping sooo much that she had an android phone, security sucks ass there they have no trouble gettings picture's and videos and what not.

I want to believe you, but I want this to be real, this gives me hope in life that everything is possible,

we've seen kim nude. there's even been kim and kanye sex pic that leaked when their relationship began (when she cheated on humphries), but they had shills act like it wasnt them.

yeah but we've only seen pics of bare ass and tits, what if we could get like legit nudes like full pussy and shit. :/

I'm literally praying for this to be real, but deep down inside my heart, I know it's just a dream.

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... You know there is a sex tape out. You may have been 11 when it came out though.

Kanye seems like the type of nigga to leave his socks on during sex

maybe, just maybe we shouldn't get see her pussy, what if its messed up down there because of her ass surgery? lets think of her as she is now. it only sucks if she's ugly down there, and kanye will implode

kek

Underrated

pyramid scam

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I bet they were migrants

>Having 10+ Mil on hand in shiny rocks and metal that she didn't work for or earn.
Fucking good.

No.They are professionals. They were dressed as policemen.