If Hugh Jackman was an African bodybuilder, he'd be Huge Black-man

If Hugh Jackman was an African bodybuilder, he'd be Huge Black-man

I chuckled, gj mate

He is already a huge jacked man

hyooge breh

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If Hugh Jackman was a blockbuster action movie star he'd be Huge Action.

If Hugh Jackman was a gay prostitute, he'd be Hugh JacksMen

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I kekd

>If Hugh Jackman sold treats, he'd be Hugh Snack-man

>If Hugh Jackman liked retro games, he'd be Hugh Pac-man

Of her was a lumberjack he'd be Huge Axeman

>If Hugh Jackman lived in a wooden house, he'd be Hugh Shack-man

If Hugh Hackman was in a terrible tv show he'd be Hugh two-and-a-half-man

>If Hugh Jackman was a african american, he'd be a nigger

> If Hugh Jackman liked disposable cameras, he'd be Hugh Kodak-man

If Hugh Jackman was shootind die at a casino, he would be Hugh Crapsman

If Hugh Jackman was a faggot, he'd be Hugh Cred Forums

If Hugh Jackman pinned things to walls, he'd be Hugh Tack-man

>If Hugh Jackman wasn't enough of a man, he'd be Hugh Lack-man

If Hugh Jackman was big, he'd be Hugh Mungus

>If Hugh Jackman gave piggy-back rides, he'd be Hugh Back-man

lost my shit. 10/10

>If Hugh Jackman enjoyed apple products, he'd be Hugh Mac-man

If Hugh Jackman played an Accorder Paladin in a round of Magic: The Gathering, he would be Hugh Tapsman

If Hugh Jackman joined a gang and sold drugs, he'd be Hugh Crack-man

>If Hugh Jackman sold wire shelves, he'd be Hugh Rack-man

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If Hugh Jackman played a character in a movie that dons a suit with pointed ears and goes on to fight criminals and super villains in the night, he would be Wolverine.

>If Hugh Jackman hit you with an open hand, he'd be Hugh Smack-man

>If Hugh Jackman tea-bagged you, he'd be Hugh Sack-man

>If Hugh Jackman were a 400lb hacker, he'd be Hugh Snackman

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>If Hugh Jackman won a pancake eating competition, he'd be Hugh Stack-man

I was gonna tell a joke... But then I got high. I was gonna make you faggots laugh.... But then I go hiiiiigh la da da dadada

>If Hugh Jackman were a duck, he'd be Hugh Quack-man

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If Hugh Jackman manned an anti-aircraft gun he'd be Hugh Flakman.

>If Hugh Jackman never got his teeth cleaned, he'd be Hugh Plaque-man

If Hugh Jackman had color blindness, he would be Hue Lackman

Fucking stop.

>If Hugh Jackman was Australian, he'd be ManJack Hugh

If Hugh Jackman had a niche talent, he'd be Hugh Knack-man

>If Hugh Jackman were a train conductor, he'd be Hugh Track-man

If Hugh Jakmins was howd hes jagman!

If Hugh Jackman was The Baha Men, he'd sing Hugh Let The Dogs Out

>If Hugh Jackman was a tap-dancer, he'd be Hugh Clack-man

If Hugh Jackman was Brazilian, he'd be Hugh Hugh Hugh Jackman

If Hugh Jackman was american, he'd be Hugh Fatman

If OP wasn't a trap, he'd be Huge Faggot.

>If Hugh Jackman were a big jar of jam, he'd be Huge Jam Man

I keked

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FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

If Hugh Jackman was the Wolverine, he'd be fucking your mother you stupid fuck fuck you OP if i get dubs hang yourself

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If Hugh Jackman was unsatisfied with his penis, he would be Hugh Jelquing.

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If Hugh Jackman worked out a little bit more he would be a Jacked Human.

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You're not making me laugh either with that shitty faggot overused image but i still respect your choice to be an insufferable cunt.

OP here, looks like I live another day m80

Don't be mad you tell shit jokes. Learn to roll with the punches, dweeb.

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If Hugh Jackman wanted to rid this thread of cancer, he would contribute instead of being a fucking newfag and arguing with fucking trolls and dipshits all fucking DAY LONG WITH THIS GOD DAMN SHIT, FUCKING Cred Forums IS FULL OF NEWFAGS, FUCKING GO BACK TO YOUR TRAP CONTAINMENT THREAD YOU FUCKING UNDERAGE FAGGOTS HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH...

I mean...he would be new-fag ban.

No one is arguing little man. Pic related, it's you.

It's not about telling shit jokes negro
It's the fact that you're an insufferable cunt

>on Cred Forums
>thinks I care about his feelings

Yet another classic thread, ruined by underage's

>still using the innocent bystander meme

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In no way was this thread classic. You're some new kid on the block, you don't know a thing about classic.

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