Ask a Forestry Technician anything

Ask a Forestry Technician anything.

do your trees grow more than 30 cubic meters per hectare per year?

I have no idea.

What the fuck do you do in your job? Don't you keep track of your trees productivity?

Do you even crack open some bears?

I feel like this is a thing that a forestry technician should know.

OP must be an American public employee. We use a system that is almost completely bereft of testing merit for most public employees.

I'm not doing anything right now. I've painted trees and done surveys, road ROWs and other boundary stuff.
Of course.

I drift kill possums

Can you hire me as a hot shot?

What would you prefer?

Sitting on a pizza and sucking cock or sitting on cock and eating pizza?

A pineapple pizza by the way.

The latter

Any funny stories on the job?

Does this mean you live inna woods?

how does that compare to the typical suburban life?

Have you ever run into stairs in the middle the woods that lead to nothing?

I live inna city
No but I found a 20 m set of train tracks with an old caboose though.

I've heard that if you find stairs you're supposed to ignore them and not not talk about it. Whatever you do, you're never supposed to go up them.

Are you just not telling me about them?

How much do you make a yea rand what education do you need to get that job?

You mean you are a forest ranger? Do you know Yogi The Bear? Do your parents know you are gay?

Like 40k and it was a 1 year diploma program.
I have nothing to do with being a forest ranger, and I'm still in the closet.

What state are you in? Do you think I could do this in ohio?

I'm in Southern Ontario and yes its an ez program. Work sucks sometimes.

can you live comfortably alone? Like with the salary. Also what kind of work do you do?

The flag in OP's post would imply his Canadian heritage. What would you say is your annual moose sighting rate per year? Are we talking 3 or 4 or is Canada completely overrun by mooses as is the stereotype?

40k is enough...I've done a bunch of stuff, mostly boundaries and stuff.
I've seen probably 10 moose in all the years I've been working.

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Do you just sit at a desk all day? Do you work from home? Sorry for so many questions but I'm really thinking about pursuing this as my career.

I'm unemployed atm. I've lived in a cabin in the woods before.

It may be too late for you to have a career.
The young formative years are important and expected by employers.

What do you mean?

Did you have to go to college or just that 1 year program?