Dicks

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pity bump

Feeling too anxious to sleep and the only thing that soothes me a little is death rap. What do?

You should probably kill yourself.

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Agreed. Kill yourself, fam, tbh

I probably would if things weren't going as well as they are, gonna start making real money in the next couple of months if things keep going the way they are

Real money as opposed to Monopoly money?

As opposed to the 1k usd a month i make now

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Only 1K?

why couldn't hitler has exterminated the furries?

Yeah, i only for 6 hours a month tho.

fool stop changing your name so i can block you easier

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It has been this way for at least a week.

You make 166.66 an hour?

bike locks are hard

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more butts!!

Yup. I might start my own import business in half a year or so to make something i can actually have fun with

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Because we multiply quickly... Much like roaches.

Not if you are black, or a locksmith. I am neither.

Couldn't you just work another six hours?

n i c e
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ha, winter is cumming

shut this website down

(checked)

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Nah, it's an autist thing. And with the business model i have in mind i will be making way more with way less work

It's what? What is it that you do?

I take care of a garden.

You're a gardener?

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Yup, for now but i don't like it very much

You work six hours a month as a gardener?

Suicide by cop. I'm just in the mood for that right now. btw: mo' sexy G/fur and no bear-modes.

Yes? There's talk about doubling my work hours but i don't think i want to

I like dicks.

It's time for you to stop posting.png

I don't understand how you make 166.66 an hour as a gardener.

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suck a cock

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It's a really nice gardengarden but it's an autist thing.

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faggot

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I would love to as long as my twin was into it.

It's a nice garden so that justifies paying you almost 200.00 an hour? Fucking hell, I'd accept that job. I'd accept most any job where that was the pay.

Sorry about the double garden, this phone is really bad.

Yeah, if only tho.

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here look at this instead
mmmm axe wound

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The co-workers aren't really enjoyable though and i think one of them is a rapist

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that's actually a pretty nice picture

I'd wear headphones and listen to music.

it lacks a penis

Do this at my job, having long hair to hide the buds is a plus.

wow katia that's GAY

What is it that you do for a job?

lol that foot

you're fucking gay I'm not gay

I'm gonna try to make my own company instead. I just want to be able to afford my own house in the woods so i can have fun without having to worry about outsiders

Factory work. I drive a forklift, arrange routes and load our product for shipping.

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I will post this in every thread

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Send all the gay things that you have to snapchat jay666ok plsss

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BACKWARDS FOOT AAA

we're both really gay, be honest

>Factory work
lel I did this when I was 16

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I'm 23 and a virgin. So its probably right up my alley.

I guess.

This does not surprise me.

I don't like the woods. The trees obscure the sky.

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I thought you never expected anything to begin with.

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I didn't expect it, I'm just not surprised by it.

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semantics

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I don't really like the woods either. Ther are top many things that can lurk around which is why i'm going to put up razorwire fences and nightvision cameras everywhere. Also those game trail cameras that starts filming when something moves

How do you figure?

"dolphins have nice puss" -demos, just fucking now

Why would you move there?

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Really not in the mood for this kind of conversation, kinda depressed.

It is true though tbqh

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Why?

Because there won't be any people around so i will be able to do whatever i want without interferance

MOAR

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Because this is as good as life is going to get and this is shit.

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And what is it that you want to do?

You can make it better if you have the drive to.

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I want to grow my own food and keep animals for eating and fucking, i also want to hunt animals for the same reasons. And other degenerate things like getting a boyfriend to hold hands with

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>animals for eating and fucking

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I am so starved for some kind of reward and exhausted. I have never actually felt relaxed in years and it has left my thoughts jaded and angry.

I have no drive anymore

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It's not that weird of a thing to do is it?

Look at this picture of a wizard spider, Nibi. Do you think this wizard spider is exhausted, do you think it's jaded or angry? Be like the wizard spider.

It is precisely that weird of a thing to do.

Only a matter of time before he gets bored of animals and wants humans for eating and fucking.

drive, baby, drive
until your trouble's gone

>keep animals for eating and fucking
the real question here is whether you have some animals for eating and some for fucking or if it's all malleable

that's the most perfectly shaped tiny little spider wizard staff I've ever seen in my life

What is wrong with eating humans?

Spiders dont have any form of thought.

I guess so, i din't mind that it's weird though, normal is boring.
I'd have no problem eating an animal i've fucked. Especially if it's one that i've hunted since it will be dead anyways

oh lordy now we've made it to necrophilia

best user 2016

I don't think so. I'd get a bf but i wouldn't eat someone if it wasn't necesary

I can walk to the apartment (Now demolished) where he murderraped his victims.

someone make a h/fur thread please. I dont have enough content to start one yet

Yeah okay, Mr. Dahmer.

build a shrine there

no and kill yourself

You would fuck a dead animal then eat it? You should probably seek help.

Spiders have incredibly complex brains. So much so that some species have vision that is on par with human beings. They're fascinating creatures.

That's pretty neat. If I lived near where a serial murderer lived and operated, and it was still intact, I'd probably visit it sometimes.

>Spiders have incredibly complex brains. So much so that some species have vision that is on par with human beings.
That doesn't necessarily mean there's a whole lot of thought going on there, if all the brain mass is dedicated to vision.

I'm only into "fresh" necrophilia though, none of that rotting bodies or cold bodies business.
I'm going to get into canning vegetables so i will most likely get into a situation where i'm starving to the point of cannibalism.
It's not like it would hurt anyone and i would take care of all the meat and hide as well.
I know that i should probably seek mental help but i haven't done anything so it doesn't seem necesary

Was that meant to be reassuring? I'm not reassured.

A single neuron controls the vision of a jumping spider's two main eyes, a single neuron that in other species of animal compose several million brain cells. The jumping spider is considered to be one of the most intelligent invertebrates.

The fact that you're having those thoughts is reason enough.

That's efficient.

hey, its me.. your twin

Hello Cred Forums, is panda here.

I guess so. At first i thought about going to get help but now in later years i have begun to accept myself for who i am.
Sorry.

Woops forgot to turn on the atmosphere in here.

STAP

nah

Its demolished, so its just a site now. He did hunt at the gay bars downtown though. Dont know if any of the ones he went to are still there.

>He did hunt at the gay bars downtown though.
you should at least visit those and get your cherry popped

If they're so smart why does a boot falling off my shelf fuck their operation up so hard? Or why don't they outsmart a can of raid and a lighter?

Why?

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your all fucked

Hey its you!
Whats your name again?

Yeah, every serial murderer accepted who they were eventually.

You should find out. I'm not so interested in their hunting grounds, more in where they murdered. I will say that if I visited Milwaukee I'd visit them.

They're under pressure, a spider moves through hydraulics. Could you outsmart poison or being engulfed in flames?

Yo mate. I'm Raccoon. You're the guy I gave a lesson to, aren't you?

whoever that is I appreciate that he's posting an avatar

julian
nobody knew who plinkett or RLM was

to be fair I know what those are and I'm not nearly as excited about the review as you

avatars are gay, post scalies

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I wouldn't pointedly avoid the nearest body of water, unlike some of the great intellectuals of the arachnid community I've seen.

I'm not though, the biggest thing i have killed is a bug

with hindsight I shouldn't have been, it was 1:00:02 minutes of reviewing george lucas and 40 minutes of reviewing ep7

you're gay kill yourself

>an hour of reviewing george lucas

actually, now I might watch it

Artist?

kek wills you to

>Lesson
L-lewd
Im the the user that posted the chibi-ish wolfie last night/this morning/yesterday

I'm sure you'd think perfectly clearly if you were on fire.

Sure, every serial murderer wasn't a serial murderer at first.

your gay, kill me

>not knowing what RLM is

RED PANDAAA

Their spider parents must have never stressed the importance of spider stop drop and roll.

did I not message you yesterday

um, no, you didn't lol

Yeah but almost all of them killed or tortured small animals as children, i have done neither.

praise pepe son of kek
oh, I messaged a couple of people and none of them knew who plinkett or the star wars reviews was
even kaen and dom

They are filled with old men. Ive been to bars downtown. Lot of of them are really fancy, yuppie paradise ya know? Young guys dont have the kinda of money to go to these bars. A bottle of Miller highlife is 9 fucking dollars.

He didnt murder at the bars, he just picked up gay guys he wanted to enslave/eat at the bars to murder later.

Lets try it out. We'll set you on fire and then watch how you react.

That is a myth.

Spearfrost

The sketch?

Yes, I'm aware of what he did.

I think i've read enough about serial killers to know that it's not a myth

I gotta do other shit instead maybe litter

ok dealio

PRAISE KEK

>miller highlife
>9 dollars
god I hate consumers

litter?

later

I'm a skoch drunk

But those are the best posts in the thread...

ill scotch u

I got bored of RLM's documentary about one hour in.
Of course ive never even seen ep.7 so I didnt have much interest anyway.

Heds ina freeza

I could spend two more dollars and get a 6pk of 312 instead.

one hour in is where he started talking about ep7 though...

Id rather just be called Red or Roj(pronounced like row)
If you want to callit that

wow FUCK those guys. I've been subbed to RLM for a very long time.

Right on. Did you make me another sketch, Roj?

roj? what kinda name is that

Guess I greased before the good part.

I've read enough to know that it is. Bed wetting? Only a couple of them did that. Torture of small animals? Yep, only a couple did that too. The Macdonald Triad (Fire setting, Bed wetting, and sadistic behavior prior to sexual maturity often shown through animal torture) has largely been discredited.

Skeleton shrine in the bedroom.

Oh I've beat you to that one numerous times- Hasn't quite taken.

Rojo means red in Spanish.

50 gallon barrel full of partially dissolved torsos and organs.

Right, you've been set on fire before.

Dicks in jars in his locker at work.

Danke~

I don't know what 312 is tbh

that'd be lit since then I'd get

drunker

le oldfag face etc

can one of you guys move to philly and just shhh me every time I'm going to scream since I keep blowing my vocal chords out and now Iw ant to sing and can't and it's awful

ROJO NIGGA AS IN RED IN SPANISH
No,you never actually requested.I fell asleep.Also cant draw for my own life

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>shhh me every time I'm going to scream
Just get a ballgag, jeez

Parts of me anyway, some more than others.

Shut up and get working, Roj. Do you know Spanish?

How dull, then what are the/some signs?

Forgot about that one. Creepy.

Ive saved most of the male/gay stuff, there's mostly straight/female on the artist's FA.

haha time to watch a film about niggers

the damage comes from the throat, I can make it while gagged

but good idea anyway.

tfw I haven't even come CLOSE to dying of alcohol poisoning recently

ugh

lol you dont remember that pic.

GET UP BITCH

nope

no

get down here with me

>haha time to watch a film about niggers
Is it Shaft?

>the damage comes from the throat, I can make it while gagged
your throat is weak
stop REEEEEEEing and let it recover

no I'm watching selma it's for class

sorry neffers I've let you down again

and yeah that's why someone needs to stop me I always talk really loud and scream when I play melee with people and then get my throat btfo for like a day after

Barry knows what 312 is... Heh heh heh.

More often than not you see serial killers growing up in situations where they are abused either physically, emotionally, and/or sexually. But really, there are no real signs, there is no way to predict if a person is going to become a serial killer.

Right, I'm sure you have.

As opposed to all the other shit he did? I'd probably say skull fucking his victims in a VERY literal sense (he severed the heads of his victims, stripped them to the bone, and then would repeatedly fuck it for months before growing bored and smashing it with a hammer) is possibly creepier? But then again, the whole building a dark shrine to himself using the bones of his victims is pretty fucking weird even as far as serial killers go.

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>conflicted in spanish
No, no habla espanol other than that and some few other words.
I'll draw in the afternoon.like 5:00 ish in the afternoon CENTRAL STANDARD TIME >:)

if sf was a pokemon what pokemon would he be

barry 312 me

Hello

Fine, slacker. What will you be drawing? I propose a raccoon.

I didnt say the skullfucking, harvesting, eating, and trophy gathering wasnt creepy. Ive had nightmares and anxiety about dominant males over that shit.

wait, what?

OH, that beer right? that was in that one picture

teddiursa

I was thinking lucario even before he got the album

meloetta tbh

do you have daddy issues

I'm curious about this

bullshit I've had it for 3 years

Yeah that one

You think that a dominant male is going to murder you, consume part of your body, cut your head and dick off for trophies/later fucking, and then dispose of your corpse? That's weird.

before u started recently posting it
now confirm to the plebs that I dont have porn on my computer

K, what physique?
Also your timezone pacific,mountain,central,atlantic if you live elsewhere i dont know the timezone names.

why are you on Cred Forums you faggot

but
that would be lying

My father is alright, I just rarely see him since he lives in another state.

tell them I dont have MUCH porn on my computer

Mmmm

i like to imagine sf's just a little angry screaming teddy bear

fuck off jew kike nigger fag stick

well if you're going that route the harry potter mandrake might not be far off

that's probably pretty true

I might also be exploud

I kept finding it by accident so I'm not sure about that

oh ok

I'm three hours ahead of you. It's midnight for me. It should be buff or chubby. That's what you like to draw?

Cool, i've never had those things happen to me though.
I'm just your average pervert

I fucking hate those god damn fat people that like to put ranch on their pizza?

Well yes, thats why I refuse to date men bigger or stronger than me. Partially why I like twinks and girly boys.

I don't know who this namefag is but I fuck with ranch on pizza that's some good shit

youtube.com/watch?v=nseBliU80LM

Make bread already

i wish i were LeVar Burton

What the fuck, don't do that shit to pizza.

I like my partner to be bigger and stronger than me to beat up the serial killers for me.

Fite me fagoot
>not liking based pizza
Ok d00d :-v

/whois jimmyayy

That doesn't mean anything. Regular people become serial murderers too. Bundy claimed that he loved and adored his grandparents.

That's insane. What about people who are bigger than you but are submissive? Or people who are smaller than you but are dominant?

How about those prices, Jack!?!

finna put some buffalo chicken on that ish too mmmmmmmmmmm~

buy a gun for that