REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Let's see if magic is true.

Both you and I know that the chick in that pic is completely vapid inside

blonde with blue green eyes plz

will I erase my current gf if I post in this thread?

help

this

hopefully

1 gf plz

Deez nuts

...

I hope it's true!

This, but i'm flexible

IT'S A SCAM

this is a perfectly exemple of desperate.

Let's see

Rerolling current girlfriend iguess. Wish me luck

plz

scam

i hate myself

Worth a shot

is there a god

Cunt

I want to believe

It's an elaborate ruse.

It's worth a shot.

Faggots

omg yes

audrey please

I know this isn't true, but why not

Have we started the fire anons? :D

Sure

let's hope this is true

This better happen op

And what if I don't?

Dunno about this one

You have quads by now

Why not

Believe

can i have a cute feminine boyfriend instead?

i gay

you're lying

Yes, please! I need this.

Going to get my hair cut and buy some pants this better not be a joke

Ok op

Well done user. That "shot" has won you a visit from Trips Fairy! Quad bonus card awarded.

bet

Not happeming cause I'm hanging myself come midnight

I need this to be true

You know I love you.

I dont have time to get a gf tomorrow. can we do wednesday?

High

I wish

please lawd

I know it's bullshit, but I can't take the chance.

Rolling for sadness

Could work, you never know..

Sure

thx, i always wanted one.

At least you got some repeating digits

Posting twice just to be safe

Help

I want to BELIEVE!

why not

Ok then.

Why not? KEK

i hope you're a wizard brother

Trips Fairy has noticed you too, user. Well done.

Why not

I Hope so

why the hell not

kek

Oi!

IT DIDN'T WORK YESTERDAY

Please make this true

fuck it

Would be nice

Worth a shot

Lmao

Why not

probably just works on weekdays

Will my penor finally be touched?

Let's do this, I need a gf!

Niggerfaggot

i hope so

immunity to girlfriend acquisition if dubs

well, it's worth a try

DELETE THIS REEEEEEEE

Sure

Pls

i guess its worth a shot

Was lonely my whole life.. Hope for better times by tomorrow

Well done, Satan.

- Trips Fairy

Let the magic happen

yay

Here goes nothin

Kill me

eh

ABOUT TIME, THANKS Cred Forums

One can hope

...

I want to believe

Please

oh shit

All we can do is hope

this better work or else ILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF

Bane?

ngger

My wife is gonna be so pissed

finally

I'll take mine with blue eyes thanks m8.

do you believe in magic,
in a young girl's heart

Might as well

magic exists?

Doubt

all u gotta do is believe

...

MEME magic is real

Å 

Roll

Why not

believe

ez

...

fuck it

:(

I can only hope

Sweet. Do I have to tell my wife?

Ha! As if!
>hoping for an Asari

one can only hope

(Generic reply that expresses how sad I am)

pls

post

replying because desperation

Blonde, blue eyes, big tits and shaved pussy

Please?

y tho

Ight

neet-o

I guess it's more than nothing

pls

...

Yess

worth a shot

Let's see if this works.

If it's tomorrow, she will definitely be a nurse.

Praying

easy

fuck it

Dubs of truth

ya ok

...

the nigger is a lie

yolo

1 here

Ok

So many posts... It's a rainy day on Cred Forums.

xD

Por favor!!!!1!!1!

Please....

It's worth a try

...

Dubs wills it. check mine

Done

faggot

Ill give it a whirl
but I have my doubts

Ye

Posting cuz I need help

I had a Penis once

Cred Forums magic pls work

fuck it, worth a try

what if I dont want a girlfriend?

Im so lonely

CHECKED

I'll give it a shot.

I'd love that

Ok

>implying Cred Forums isn't always full of permavirgin neckbeards

we may only hope this to be true

Dubs decree

ey b0ss

i mean i have class soooo lets find out

Or my mom dies tomorrow meh which is worse

Why not

hope

NICE MEME
OOOOOOOOH
:(

Sure

Hm

No u

Ok, couldn't hurt

I can only hope...

Risk v Reward. I realize how foolish this is too. Its been 5 months, I just want someone that will lay their head on my shoulder and let me play with their hair.

GIRLFRIEND HERE WE GOOOO

broken angel...

Now watch as I get a girlfriend, then she dies on the same day from trump having a driving rampage

i have crippling depression

Hahahahahahahah.........
Nice one user.....nice one.

pls

Agreed with this. Don't want / need a gf. Don't want the headache, nagging, the constant " where are you going? / What are you doing? Spend time with me! " shits. Having a gf would ruin so many things I enjoy about my life that it would be miserable. The only benefits of having a female around is the unlimited pussy.. Which I get now WITHOUT the headache of the nagging. No thanks. But the rest of you kids, good luck!

Highly doubtful

ok

I tried but for some reason Cred Forums hates my isp

Bait

rollin'

fucking please

Oh shit!

ok

K

thanks

O-ok

If i dont then fuck you

i wont

pls dont lie fam

...

Reply?

Thanks op

everyone on this fucking website is so desperate lmao

I'm not a robot

can i roll one

xd

replie

Please.

Black magic

Rollin

What if I'm already married?

Reply :P

Plz bless me.

girlfriend pls

reply

Please!

pls

Yo that chicks got some mad fucked eyes OP either it's her hair or they are really fucking off center

I mean

one time at church camp i used to wear this silver chain because it was cool and all the kids said i worshipped satan because of it and we wen to the girls cabin once and we got caught because all the other niggas were tryna get some pussy and i was just there for the snacks. brother kellys faggot ass said he was gonna "call some mamas"

Sure

You fucking liar. I replied last time you posted this shit and still no gf.

Holy shit didnt this form of cancer die on facebook like 7 years ago?
I guess Cred Forums will just continue to get worse and worse.

buying gf 5000g

Plz be true

Bump for hope

K

Its sad that im even posting in here

worth a shot

Why the fuck not?

That'd be nice

Gtydhtcvvutdfh

i have literally nothing to lose might as well

kennedy pls

Roll

Qt i work with pls

Yah right

here's hoping

Please ....by the gods I want one

Check'd

Im willing to try anything at this point... Today in class I got asked a simple question had a brain fart and ran out of class to not deal with the embarassment... On the way out I accidentally kicked the grill I want to ask out at some point but I have no idea how to talk to her...

Please

I'll play it by ear.

oh please god

Gf

LET THE MAGIC HAPPENNNNNNNNNN

pls

Fuck. I'm so lonely.

witamy

Perfectly example

I'll believe it when I see it. (Please let her be somewhat like my Waifu)

pls

I'm ready

Better safe than sorry

i wish

O well it's worth a shot.

could it be real

ok

thanks!

pls

Im all in. I mean I hope not a landwale or a crackwhore like my cousin. Lets see height below 6' weight maximum 160lb. Not weird, and will make everyone jealous. If all of these apply to my future gf assuming OP is not a lying cunt Im all in like I said b4

Worth a shot!

why girlfriend when i can pay for sex every day of the year?

i believe

Sure

O well, it's worth a shot.

It's a deal

8^)

No downside I guess.

I'll take one

okay

Check'd

Heh like anyone on Cred Forums could get a GF

Ayy

reply

Why not

I call bullshit

let it be chloe pls

:)

I just want to fuck a cutie, help me OP.

Eh why not.

Seems legit

1 plz

worth a shot

ok

Oh yeah? Well fuck youuuuuu.

You will now have 4 girlfriends

Worth a try

why not lol

Who is she?

Lel

syrup in my weed nerds in my lean

Testing

Hopi haaa

give me some money so I can buy sex too user

Let's hope this works

It won't work

pls

please a 10/10

yo thanks ive kinda been feeling like a girl would fill this whole in my heart

Nah

pls

No I wont

It's worth a slot

Dubs ensure my victory at the will of OP
Hear my plea kek, watch as I display the strength of fate and mind in tandem and blur the lines between reality and imagination for but a sweet second

I hope his name is chris

sauce????????????

If dubs true and I will have a hot Asian flirt with me tomorrow afternoon

Anything to help me :P

Inb4 thread reaches bump limit.

Also gave my number to a 10/10 i work with, hoping she hits me up

Same

I just need her to respond...

...

Shit i got dubs! Is lady luck on my side?!?!

Let's see what happens

no shame and no guilt

No user you got trips which is even more luck congrats

ehhh i just wanna have a girl to chill, burn, and fuck

if true will creepshot

.

If it will heppen i will start a trade and double will decide what i will do with her

Inb4 we all get sex dolls delivered to us at 11:59pm

Why not

I feel you