REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
Let's see if magic is true.
Both you and I know that the chick in that pic is completely vapid inside
blonde with blue green eyes plz
will I erase my current gf if I post in this thread?
help
this
hopefully
1 gf plz
Deez nuts
...
I hope it's true!
This, but i'm flexible
IT'S A SCAM
this is a perfectly exemple of desperate.
Let's see
Rerolling current girlfriend iguess. Wish me luck
plz
scam
i hate myself
Worth a shot
is there a god
Cunt
I want to believe
It's an elaborate ruse.
It's worth a shot.
Faggots
omg yes
audrey please
I know this isn't true, but why not
Have we started the fire anons? :D
Sure
let's hope this is true
This better happen op
And what if I don't?
Dunno about this one
You have quads by now
Why not
Believe
can i have a cute feminine boyfriend instead?
i gay
you're lying
Yes, please! I need this.
Going to get my hair cut and buy some pants this better not be a joke
Ok op
Well done user. That "shot" has won you a visit from Trips Fairy! Quad bonus card awarded.
bet
Not happeming cause I'm hanging myself come midnight
I need this to be true
You know I love you.
I dont have time to get a gf tomorrow. can we do wednesday?
High
I wish
please lawd
I know it's bullshit, but I can't take the chance.
Rolling for sadness
Could work, you never know..
Sure
thx, i always wanted one.
At least you got some repeating digits
Posting twice just to be safe
Help
I want to BELIEVE!
why not
Ok then.
Why not? KEK
i hope you're a wizard brother
Trips Fairy has noticed you too, user. Well done.
Why not
I Hope so
why the hell not
kek
Oi!
IT DIDN'T WORK YESTERDAY
Please make this true
fuck it
Would be nice
Worth a shot
Lmao
Why not
probably just works on weekdays
Will my penor finally be touched?
Let's do this, I need a gf!
Niggerfaggot
i hope so
immunity to girlfriend acquisition if dubs
well, it's worth a try
DELETE THIS REEEEEEEE
Sure
Pls
i guess its worth a shot
Was lonely my whole life.. Hope for better times by tomorrow
Well done, Satan.
- Trips Fairy
Let the magic happen
yay
Here goes nothin
Kill me
eh
ABOUT TIME, THANKS Cred Forums
One can hope
...
I want to believe
Please
oh shit
All we can do is hope
this better work or else ILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF
Bane?
ngger
My wife is gonna be so pissed
finally
I'll take mine with blue eyes thanks m8.
do you believe in magic,
in a young girl's heart
Might as well
magic exists?
Doubt
all u gotta do is believe
...
MEME magic is real
Å
Roll
Why not
believe
ez
...
fuck it
:(
I can only hope
Sweet. Do I have to tell my wife?
Ha! As if!
>hoping for an Asari
one can only hope
(Generic reply that expresses how sad I am)
pls
post
replying because desperation
Blonde, blue eyes, big tits and shaved pussy
Please?
y tho
Ight
neet-o
I guess it's more than nothing
pls
...
Yess
worth a shot
Let's see if this works.
If it's tomorrow, she will definitely be a nurse.
Praying
easy
fuck it
Dubs of truth
ya ok
...
the nigger is a lie
yolo
1 here
Ok
So many posts... It's a rainy day on Cred Forums.
xD
Por favor!!!!1!!1!
Please....
It's worth a try
...
Dubs wills it. check mine
Done
faggot
Ill give it a whirl
but I have my doubts
Ye
Posting cuz I need help
I had a Penis once
Cred Forums magic pls work
fuck it, worth a try
what if I dont want a girlfriend?
Im so lonely
CHECKED
I'll give it a shot.
I'd love that
Ok
>implying Cred Forums isn't always full of permavirgin neckbeards
we may only hope this to be true
Dubs decree
ey b0ss
i mean i have class soooo lets find out
Or my mom dies tomorrow meh which is worse
Why not
hope
NICE MEME
OOOOOOOOH
:(
Sure
Hm
No u
Ok, couldn't hurt
I can only hope...
Risk v Reward. I realize how foolish this is too. Its been 5 months, I just want someone that will lay their head on my shoulder and let me play with their hair.
GIRLFRIEND HERE WE GOOOO
broken angel...
Now watch as I get a girlfriend, then she dies on the same day from trump having a driving rampage
i have crippling depression
Hahahahahahahah.........
Nice one user.....nice one.
pls
Agreed with this. Don't want / need a gf. Don't want the headache, nagging, the constant " where are you going? / What are you doing? Spend time with me! " shits. Having a gf would ruin so many things I enjoy about my life that it would be miserable. The only benefits of having a female around is the unlimited pussy.. Which I get now WITHOUT the headache of the nagging. No thanks. But the rest of you kids, good luck!
Highly doubtful
ok
I tried but for some reason Cred Forums hates my isp
Bait
rollin'
fucking please
Oh shit!
ok
K
thanks
O-ok
If i dont then fuck you
i wont
pls dont lie fam
...
Reply?
Thanks op
everyone on this fucking website is so desperate lmao
I'm not a robot
can i roll one
xd
replie
Please.
Black magic
Rollin
What if I'm already married?
Reply :P
Plz bless me.
girlfriend pls
reply
Please!
pls
Yo that chicks got some mad fucked eyes OP either it's her hair or they are really fucking off center
I mean
one time at church camp i used to wear this silver chain because it was cool and all the kids said i worshipped satan because of it and we wen to the girls cabin once and we got caught because all the other niggas were tryna get some pussy and i was just there for the snacks. brother kellys faggot ass said he was gonna "call some mamas"
Sure
You fucking liar. I replied last time you posted this shit and still no gf.
Holy shit didnt this form of cancer die on facebook like 7 years ago?
I guess Cred Forums will just continue to get worse and worse.
buying gf 5000g
Plz be true
Bump for hope
K
Its sad that im even posting in here
worth a shot
Why the fuck not?
That'd be nice
Gtydhtcvvutdfh
i have literally nothing to lose might as well
kennedy pls
Roll
Qt i work with pls
Yah right
here's hoping
Please ....by the gods I want one
Check'd
Im willing to try anything at this point... Today in class I got asked a simple question had a brain fart and ran out of class to not deal with the embarassment... On the way out I accidentally kicked the grill I want to ask out at some point but I have no idea how to talk to her...
Please
I'll play it by ear.
oh please god
Gf
LET THE MAGIC HAPPENNNNNNNNNN
pls
Fuck. I'm so lonely.
witamy
Perfectly example
I'll believe it when I see it. (Please let her be somewhat like my Waifu)
pls
I'm ready
Better safe than sorry
i wish
O well it's worth a shot.
could it be real
ok
thanks!
pls
Im all in. I mean I hope not a landwale or a crackwhore like my cousin. Lets see height below 6' weight maximum 160lb. Not weird, and will make everyone jealous. If all of these apply to my future gf assuming OP is not a lying cunt Im all in like I said b4
Worth a shot!
why girlfriend when i can pay for sex every day of the year?
i believe
Sure
O well, it's worth a shot.
It's a deal
8^)
No downside I guess.
I'll take one
okay
Check'd
Heh like anyone on Cred Forums could get a GF
Ayy
reply
Why not
I call bullshit
let it be chloe pls
:)
I just want to fuck a cutie, help me OP.
Eh why not.
Seems legit
1 plz
worth a shot
ok
Oh yeah? Well fuck youuuuuu.
You will now have 4 girlfriends
Worth a try
why not lol
Who is she?
Lel
syrup in my weed nerds in my lean
Testing
Hopi haaa
give me some money so I can buy sex too user
Let's hope this works
It won't work
pls
please a 10/10
yo thanks ive kinda been feeling like a girl would fill this whole in my heart
Nah
pls
No I wont
It's worth a slot
Dubs ensure my victory at the will of OP
Hear my plea kek, watch as I display the strength of fate and mind in tandem and blur the lines between reality and imagination for but a sweet second
I hope his name is chris
sauce????????????
If dubs true and I will have a hot Asian flirt with me tomorrow afternoon
Anything to help me :P
Inb4 thread reaches bump limit.
Also gave my number to a 10/10 i work with, hoping she hits me up
Same
I just need her to respond...
...
Shit i got dubs! Is lady luck on my side?!?!
Let's see what happens
no shame and no guilt
No user you got trips which is even more luck congrats
ehhh i just wanna have a girl to chill, burn, and fuck
if true will creepshot
.
If it will heppen i will start a trade and double will decide what i will do with her
Inb4 we all get sex dolls delivered to us at 11:59pm
Why not
I feel you