Hi guise. i learned how to suck my own dick

hi guise. i learned how to suck my own dick.

but my girlfriend found out

now she's posting it everywhere

if you see this image, pls delete it from the internet. thank you, faggot OP.

fuck you!

you saved the thumbnails
what the fuck

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my girlfriend was kinda hot. in a slutty, 'suck your own dick i promise not to tell' kind of way.

Delete this thread!

its just not fair

nah

I wonder if someone died by choking on his own sperm after pleasing himself in that position.

Is this the definition of beta?

The more important is did dick suck dude discover a new troll physic? If he makes and eats his own sperm can he keep himself feed forever now?

like a human centipede

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Fuck off!

Wait, isn't that Moot?

whats your secret?

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you just gotta want it user, and be a huge faggot

Hahaha OP is a fag

Sorry but it's you're own damn fault. Ask her if she wants to peg you. I get the impression you'd enjoy that even more than sucking your own dick

God thats pathetic

these bitches are relentless. they won't stop, what do i do?

>i learned how to suck my own dick.
Was it difficult to learn? Did you have to study a lot? And use flash cars? Did your mom and dad help you figure it out?

So i guess when someone tells you to go fuck yourself...

Told you if you did not drop it this would happen get ready to see this for a couple of weeks.

Holy shit

Holy shit

That one in the middle. The most scientifically perfect rape-face ever.

more like go suck yourself

This ok to spread?

NO. DO NOT SPREAD> DO NOT COPY

can i save it though?

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NO

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why not? i really really like the image

NO. Its private.

well sure it has your private parts. I'll just keep it for myself and won't share it too much. deal?

how is this physically possible

some people can do it; some can't

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the genetically determined length of your abdomen and your dick

moot,

you REALLY need to get a hobby. Isn't google keeping you busy enough?

get her to lick your asshole at the same time.

>you'll thank me later

It's not google, it's alphabet soup.

are you 8 years old?

I used to be able to.

I can suck my own dick too

so, is it more like sucking dick or getting dick sucked? i'd guess more like sucking dick.

I'm also interested in an answer to this.

This was about to 404 you fucking asshole

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page 1?
witness me

I am able to lick my own dick and that is definitely just like licking a dick

I can suck my own dick too

So it's more like sucking then, rather than getting sucked?

Not gonna lie, it's a nice one!

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I wouldn't know but I'd guess so. You are in such an awkward position that it would be hard to get any pleasure out of it even if you did manage to suck it

I've seen that photo before. Looks like he's having fun.

So does it feel more like getting your dick sucked, or does it feel more like sucking a dick?

It's kind of old now. I haven't taken any new pics in a while

I'm interested to know if you could assign percentages to sucking versus getting sucked.

For instance, does it feel like 50% sucking a dick and 50% getting sucked. Or is it more of a 60/40 or 75/25 split?

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That is you? That photo sure gets around town!

I can suck my own dick.
Never gotten off from it, but it's nice for getting your dick wet if you don't wanna lube it, I guess.

Hard to give it a percentage...
To me, it feels really good. You definitely feel it in your mouth, but I also get a lot of pleasure out of receiving a blowjob aspect of it.
I wouldn't worry about the fact that you're sucking a dick, it's your own so who cares. Just go with it and enjoy the ride

Yeah. It's at least 8+ years old, so it's gotten around in that time lol

I was never worried about that aspect of it. I'm not flexible enough to do it so am very curious about how it feels.

Well it's interesting to be talking to someone I've fapped to. Thanks, I guess?!

This is the one I thought would be more popular. I guess I misjudged

You feel both. I think it's a nice balance

I wish I could OP, how are you so flexible? Did it take time to get that close?

Also a good one, but I think I've seen the other one more.

Yeah the other one definitely took off more

So is this all the same person then?

Si

are u blind?

Where is this handsome devil from?

Partially

Lol i hate this photo because it looks so much like me, feel sorry for my clone bro. Also wish i could suck my own dick like that, would add a whole new realm to my fapping

post a pic for comparison? (doesn't have to be nude)

ok

yeah

What's the story behind this pic?

I'm not sure.

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What's this guy cookin' up?

nothing good

You wouldn't have to suck your own dick in order to eat your own jizz moron. Ask any gay guy ever, and 3/4 of Cred Forumstards.

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What's with all the girls holding printed copies? Is a Cred Forums users life getting ruined by his ex? Or what
I mean I'll do my part, images have been saved

do this one

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some guy sucked his own cock and took a picture of it

And then?

it wound up on the internet

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i fapped to it and then cried myself to sleep

those look like trashy whores. what's their game here? shame him online while showing off their asses?

I could a little bit when I was younger. It was heaven. Sometimes I get really fucking upset that I can't anymore. I could give myself better bjs than most girls could.

I agree that they look trashy.

Of all the most hilarious images captured in human history, this one's at least in the top hundred.

How the fuck is this still a thread?

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post her nudes

it just is one of those things

ram a lam a ding dong