ALRIGHT ANONS. GET IN LINE FOR INSPECTION

ALRIGHT ANONS. GET IN LINE FOR INSPECTION


I WANT TO SEE YOUR DUBS!

more like grubs hahah

nerd

ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO YOUR SUPERIOR?

This is my rifle,
This is my gun,
I'm rolling them dubs,
Just for fun

Here you go sir!

OFF BY ONE! AS USUAL.

DID YOU HEAR ME ASK FOR SINGLES PRIVATE?

nigger

RACISM IS ACCEPTABLE HERE, BUT LACK OF DUBS IS NOT

DUBS RIGHT HERE SARGE

Just realized I don't have enough cute anime girl reaction dubs images

user REPORTING AS ORDERED, SIR!!

Reporting with dubs as ordered sir

s-sorry sir

Not one of you swinging dicks can manage dubs. Jesus fucking Christ.

3 PEOPLE WHO LOST THEIR DUBS. WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT NEVER LETTING THEM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT?

THEY'RE RIGHT HERE SIR
RIGHT HERE

Here's my dubs sir!

AND NEITHER CAN YOU

These are my dubs, there are many like them but these dubs are mine. Without my dubs I am nothing, without me my dubs are nothing

Gotta be here somewhere

AYE-AYE SIR!!

sir my dubs sir

Out fucking standing

LEARN FROM THESE TWO! That's what I like to see from my squad!

Nice.

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If dubs then we get to fingerbang marry jane rotten crotch

born to dubs sir!

What the fuck is that?? Is that a jelly donut??

H-here are y-your d-dubs, S-sarge...

Underrated gif

I remembered to bring this time, sir!

SIR YES SIR

Right shoulder, huh, left shoulder, huh

YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE A MARINE

Private snowball reporting

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Join the club maggot

GOT DOUBLE TWIN TOWERS COLLAPSING HERE FOR YOU SIR

FUCKING DEPLORABLE

Guys, get your shit together for the man, fuck

Doobs

this company is failure

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66? I didn't know they stacked shit that high

dubs

click pop, this recruit has a bad case of dropping dubs, sir !

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE DO THE DRILLS! AND YOU MEN STILL CAN'T LAND DUBS

winwar?

winrar

Double winrar

FUCK YOU OP I GOT DUBS

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Quit your bitching sarge, right 'ere

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About time

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shit I left em on the field

droppin dubs like gooks

Rolling for dishonorable discharge

DISGUSTING. I AUGHT TO HAVE YOU ALL DISCHARGED

noice
i'm sorry sergeant... i'm going to sit on the toilet now..... with my gun... the one that shoots to kill

Reporting as ordered sir!

Can I come over to your house and fuck your sister?

ABSOLUTE FAILURE

SIR YES SIR!

GREAT JOB MEN. NO SHITTER DUTY FOR YOU TONIGHT!

nothing here officer

I SAID DUBS!

This is my rifle
These are my dubs
This is for fighting
These are for fun

ARE YOU MOCKING ME? I SAID DUBS

i'll lick my nubs while you check these dubs

I am the last dubber

Op clearly hasn't seen this movie. Op is a massive faggot that needs me to rip his eyes out so he can be skull fucked

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He will then be in a world of shit

WHEN DID THEY LET WOMEN INTO MY SQUAD? THIS IS WHY WE DON'T LET THEM IN. YOU CAN'T CHECK EM!

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Sorry I was late sir almost lost my dubs...

I should be stomping your guts out.

murr

That movie is overrated as fuck.

check em sir

You like dubs don't you sarge?

Dubs faggot

Just like your mom's pussy, but your dad's asshole, that's a different story

I'm done with this shit

HEY! I got dubs too!

Sir suck my dick, sir!

don't lie nigger

He was so close...

STILL NO DUBS

LEARN FROM THESE TWO! THESE ARE DUBS

*Shoots Sarge*
If dubs it's kill and we all leave thread

don't speak to me or my wife's doubles ever again

Roll

I LOST THEM, SIR

>Thinks Stanley Kubrick movies are shit
>Probably likes ninja turtles movies or any predictable Michael bay bullshit

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you li- Oh! Here's my dubs sir!

Hey Sarge! Check these!

SIR, YES, SIR

*Shoots user*
If trips It's a successful kill!

my alphas are at the cleaners sir!!!

SINGLES, SINGLES, AND SINGLES AGAIN! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET PAST TRAINING?

THERE'S SOME DUBS! SEE THE TWO "1's"? THAT IS A DUB

check these Satan trips

Hey sarge, are these dubs?

WAIT, HERE THEY ARE, SIR

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

SIR
I HAVE SOME SARGE

Check my Dubs, sarge.

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Reporting for duty

Private doot reporting in

I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

SINGLES, LIKE YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS

OKAY, SO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU WERE THE VERY BEST THAT YOUR GENERATION OF NAVY SEALS HAD TO OFFER? I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT. IF YOU WERE AS GOOD AS YOU SAY YOU WERE, I DON'T THINK FOR A SECOND THAT YOU WOULD BE BROWSING Cred Forums. THIS IS MOSTLY A PLACE FOR JOBLESS NECKBEARDS THAT STILL LIVE WITH THEIR PARENTS, AND NERDY HIGH SCHOOL KIDS THAT DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. IT REALLY ISN'T THE PLACE FOR HIGHLY-TRAINED ASSASSINS TO BE HANGING OUT IN THEIR SPARE TIME. EVEN IF IT WAS, SOMETHING FAR WORSE THAN A TROLL BEING MEAN TO YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE SET YOU OFF A LONG TIME AGO. WHAT ABOUT THE SLEW OF GORE AND CHILD PORNOGRAPHY THAT GETS POSTED HERE ON A REGULAR BASIS? ISN'T THAT SOMETHING THAT DESERVES A PERSON BEING HUNTED DOWN AND MADE TO REGRET THEIR ACTIONS? YEAH, YOU'RE JUST NOT THE Cred Forums TYPE. SURE, THERE'S A WIDE VARIETY OF PEOPLE THAT BROWSE HERE, BUT YOU'RE FAR FROM THE CORE DEMOGRAPHIC IF YOU ARE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE (WHICH ISN'T THE CASE). EVEN IF IT WERE TRUE THAT YOU'RE AN INCREDIBLY TALENTED SOLDIER, I THINK ALL THE MILITARY DISCIPLINE WOULD PREVENT YOU FROM GETTING MAD ENOUGH TO MURDER SOME RANDOM IDIOT ON THE INTERNET. I ALSO DOUBT THAT EVEN THE BEST SEALS HAVE A "SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES ACROSS THE USA". WHY WOULD ALL OF THE MOST EXPANISIVE BIG BROTHER NETWORK IN THE WORLD BE WILLING TO HELP A TROUBLED PTSD-SUFFERER HUNT DOWN SOME RANDOM KID ON THE INTERNET? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. IF YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO SCARE SOMEBODY, MAKE IT MORE BELIEVABLE THAN "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". YOU MIGHT FRIGHTEN A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, BUT TO MUST OF US YOU JUST LOOK LIKE A KID WITH AN ANGER PROBLEM AND A VERY ACTIVE IMAGINATION. HOPEFULLY THINGS WILL BE EASIER FOR YOU WHEN YOUR PUBERTY'S OVER. BEST OF LUCK WITH THAT... KIDDO

h-here sarge... dubs, like you ordered

trying again!!!

Dubs right here, Sir.

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Sir, yes Sir!

Y tho

Fuck you sarg. ill do you one better with my trips ^^^

check em

Rreeeeeerrrooooollllllllll

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Will these trips suffice?

I only get dubs as a hobby

Overwhelming gets are actually, pretty boring

Oooo baybee a triplee

aye aye sir!

nuclear check em for the sarg

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