Be me

>be me
>terrible person, heartless, about as close as you can get to being a psychopath without being one
>also me
>buys myself a sweet fucking pellet gun revolver, like 80 bucks, its fucking sick
>also me x3
>make a 22 minute video on how dumb this guy who commented on my Instagram post is
>JustTheKindOfPersonIAm.jpeg
>makes like legitemate arguments about why this guys a moron
>show clips from other videos
>the works
>also says this guys a moron every ten seconds
>mfw he deserved it
>post a clip of the vid to my Instagram and put the video link in my bio, tag the guy who i made it about
>HeLovesIt.jpeg
>cant wait for tomorrow when i get to hear everyone opinions about my video at school
>on bus
>listening to podcast
>suddenly a text from mom appears
>"The principal phoned me, when you get to school go to the office"
>OHFUCKHOLYSHIT.jpeg
>go into office
>principals in there with my mom
>principals this jock type beta dick head
>says how my videos rude and that he dosent like how i burped in the first 30 seconds
>MyVideoThisIsntChurch.jpeg
>says hes calling the police
>tell him its pointless because i only bullied the guy and where i live there inst a law against bullying, only harassment
>mfw he tells me "your getting a thirty day suspension or im calling the police, pick one "
>YoDogLemmeCallThemForYou.jpeg
>he gives me a two day minimum suspension
>mfw when all my classes are easy and hes litterally just giving me a vacation
>at home with mom
>ShesPissedAsFuck.jpeg
>told me Friday posting the video would get in serious trouble
>mfw 100% right
>reading comics on couch when i descide to take a nap
>mom wakes me saying the police are on there way to talk to me
>DagNabbitThisIsAWasteOfTime.jpeg
>forghettie spagetthied to mention as a joke at the end of my video i make a skit where someone breaks into my house and i go downstairs and shoot them
>ItsAVeryComplicatedStory.jpeg
>Cruiser rolls up
>Average dad and newborn infant face get out

this storys goes downhill fast from here, keep thread alive while i type out the rest

i can barely follow it as it is.
Are you high or just stupid?
sage.

Finish it.

>police sit me down
>Avg dad tells me in the first minute
>"Kids these days have no respect, when i was a kid and i misbehaved i got a smack up the side of the head"
>WhatWhyStop.jpeg
>cop bros proceed to tell me from my video i seem intelligent and well spoken
>Thanks.jpeg
>Then the cops turn on me and say im a bigger idiot than the guy i made the video on
>NotPossible.jpeg
>Proceeds to tell me how if i had of threatened the kid in my video i would have been arrested
>But i didnt so idk why he even brought it up
>Tells me he must inspect the guy from the video to make sure it isnt real
>Looks at the pellet gun
>"With the columbine shooting and bomb threats recently we have to be on the look out for possible shooters"
>little hurt
>tells my mom he having the gun isnt illegal
>YeahIKnow.jpeg

kek you are harmless, you are just a loser trying to be noticed because your mother didn't love you enough in childhood.

Bump

this story is stupid as fucking shit

>asks mom if she wants him to take the gun the gun
>mfw pfft why would she say yes
>she says yes
>HeartBroken.jpeg
>AllHopeLost.jpeg
>avg dad keeps talking to me like the gun thing never happened
>chocking back tears
>cant react or show weakness
>keep nodding to what the police officer says
>too busy remebering all the good times ive had with that gun
>tells mom that they'll take a picture of it then destroy it as they dont need it the physical gun for evidence
>HeartsSnaps.jpeg
>RubSaltInMyWounds.jpeg
>Tells me that i didnt break the law
>I'veKnownThisFromTheStart.jpeg
>leaves

theres more hold on

>still in high school
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