Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help

Having a rough time in uni, what's my fortune

I just failed my VORT test and have to wait two weeks to do it again.
I kept indicating too early and passing streets when pulling over to the side of the road.

THREAD TIME
*moon bullhorns*

Some people just don't like recording their voice.

New? Exciting?

>*hugs Anonymous*

Hello, Doc!
How goes it?

thanks but wasn't as comforting as i thought

Nickname is niggarzakwan btw

You two on a journey to outer space!

What's that?

You'll know better next time!

I think you'll just have to learn to cope with that one.

Hello shrine friends. How goes it?

I wish my hair was like that

Tch... fine then.

Yeah.
But if nothing new is happening, that's ok.

>>"No news is Good News."

...

Ya' got me.
I am good. How are you?
Sorry, I spent a long time thinking about some of these particular options. Option with most votes is what I draw
strawpoll.me/11359961
strawpoll.me/11359961

vocaroo.com/i/s1ioKWiYb85U
Well I will. H-hopefully that means a little?
Kotori-chan~
youtube.com/watch?v=zqR6FwWgQ90

Well, I started playing Project 1999 since yesterday, but I don't know if that qualifies as new.

Hello! I'm doing good here!
How are you?

Pretty good. Apparently I'm a year older now so that's neat. How're you?

Who are you? Anyway i had this dream yesterday about a person in the Steam group, maybe i should add him.

Hi Reisen!

I don't like music...

who are you

Ah! Thank you! I like to hear other's voices.
Gives me a little bit of understanding of the person.

My name is Sweet Roll

and I approve this message

-Sweet Roll

It sure perked me up a little.

Oh? That's exciting! Happy birthday.

I'm Kotori! And which person?

Reisen~

That's good to hear. I'm okay I suppose.

Hello~ How are you, dear?
I didn't send it for the music.... Ugh. Why do I try with you?
Oh? And what does this tell you about me?

>says name
>signs post anyway

Thanks. First thing that happened the moment the day changed is my friend bought me a tiddy game. I'm still not sure how to feel.

I want to fap to you, ReimuOP

...

Whoa don't group link me

Fine, fine... -clicks-

You sound mature, slightly taller than normal and confident, though nervous.

Happy Birthday!

Well, I hope it's fun!

Aww

>pic related

You really don't have to tell me every time.

happy birthday

sorry.

>tiddy game

he meant tiddly game
like tiddly winks

Thanks!

Thanks Raymoo.

Thank.

What?

strawpoll.me/11359961/r
Damn, these votes are way spread out.
What will I do...

No, I meant a game with tiddies.

no you didn't

I don't quite understand what kind of game this is.

Hello!

It wouldn't be the same if I didn't. Part of the appeal is knowing that you're okay with it, and I wouldn't want to do it if you weren't.

kys?

Hahaha.. Nervous.. Maybe a little. I don't usually put my voice out there! I-i don't know about mature, though and I'm definitely not tall.
Right, Reimu?

I am you but stronger.

But think about all the amazing opportunities you could run into if you set your adventure into space!

Hello Kotori! I don't know if i can say his name here though, actually i know very little about him.

Please be more careful when you post your personal stuff on this site.

A game in which there are breasts.

Are you a guy?

>>>/leafy/
If majority vote is for me and Seija I'll do that

well got fired from my job one month in due to my manager being control freak who always has to be right. Fuck him.

Juuuust like the denial guy. Great.

....are you Kotori?

It's a lovely voice, thank you for saying hello for me.

No.

Yes.

>slutbunny
>mature
Yeah sure...

Max is the name.

I've been wondering... when is the next amazing meeting I'll have with a girl I'll fall in love for?

Yeah, you're a shortie all right.

Ah hello, Mantis

You still seem awful cheery

Not that it's a bad thing

-Sweet Roll

do you ever get tired of making these

Damn... Okay never mind..

Have you ever had your dick sucked wrong?

H-hey, don't be mean!
Exactly.
*nod, nod.*

Well.. I don't think so.. since when you seem like you're actually not okay with it (like right now) then it makes me not want to do it..

Short girls are easy to cuddle.

Just happy to be here at the Shrine, Sweet Roll!

And damn good to see you too!

Am I wrong?

Wrong??
No, I haven't.

Fuck it, I'll just do The Flash drawing.

Well that's how it feels when someone group links me

Not really.

Hehehe. You don't have to tell me~

I'm fine if you do it, I just don't feel like being involved.

I only tell because I love hugs and cuddles.

For anyone that plays osu~.
youtube.com/watch?v=12aGKbILEus
Nishishi~

- Cirno

No, that's my point! Now *you*... You are mature. With very 'mature' thighs. And by mature, I mean sexy! Fufufu.

Hehe. Well that's something.

I'm fine. I think...

Ah that's fine.

Still on about that...

Are you Kotori? I feel like I'm being trolled x.x

I'm not sure I'm that mature.

I'll probably play it when I wake up, and instantly regret it.

It's not the same for me if you're not involved, at least in the tiniest way

I'm Kotori.

What game is it?

No, I'm not Kotori, is.

Maybe the real Kotori was inside us all along.

You think? What has you doubting?
I'm Kotori!

Are you really?

Then who are you?

Please don't group link me

No, but I'm Koi.
Not that anyone really cares.

I hope you like frequent disappointment, because that's what I've got!

Sakura Dungeon.

Are you though?

I'll group link whoever I want.

This is the first time I'm learning your name.

No. I am

>*takes off sweet roll head to reveal Kotori

This was my plan all along

-Kotori

Are you Umi?

well, actually my question is about if this thing actually works

That's fine, I'm probably not even relevant.

I hope Hiro make Cred Forums last longer.

Forgot to add an avatar XD

The name's Max!

I've been wondering.. .when will my next encounter with a girl I'll fall in love for occur? And if possible, is it likely that it will be successful?

I'm not quite sure. Just a bit of uneasiness.

I don't know, who am I?

Oh...I'm biased against those Sakura games they all look pretty trash.

No, I'm Kotori. We're all Kotori here.

-stare-

Doesn't that hurt?

Someone should make a list thingy with all the cute girls and their names for easy reference.

I am! If it confuses Ika.
ALL THE GROUPLINKING
A feeling like things are going too well?

i'm kotori

Do you have an avatar?

Are you Box?

Lol Max is a dog's name

Are you a dog?

I like you, actually. I could do without the frequent disappointment, but if you insist..

I'm not a girl though.

Add some stars, stars make everything look prettier, and make them extra sparkly!

Of course it doesn't

Because I'm actually Kotori

-Kotori

Alright, ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves...

What do you mean, tarot?

You don't... have to have an...

Oh, nevermind.

...

No, I just like cute pics.
Guess I should get a bunch of Koi pics and follow Mantis' example.

I don't know but you have a pretty avatar

Can you add me on Steam, Umi? There's something I like to talk to you about in private

it's like you want me to be bad

I found someone to jerk off with me but now they're busy all the time so I have trouble jerking off.

>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.

roll

They probably are, but my friend bought it for me so I'll play it.

If someone did that then I'd have to change again to keep up the mystery.

But if you're Kotori and I'm Kotori, then aren't we just samefagging for a whole thread?

That's something that I didn't need.

I refuse. If you need to talk to me about something, you can do it here.

And, yes, I know The Flash isn't Italian.

I am not xD Full name's Maxime, I'm from a place where people speak french. So Max isn't a dog's name here.

I'm bored

Goodnight

reroll

Gnight there.
Sleep well.

what do you mean jerk off with you

Congratulations! What would you like your reading to be about?

Box is here. I feel like i got japed.

No, actually I want you to leave. But that won't happen, will it?
>/soc/
Or will it? Hallelujah.

...

You forgot the sparkly stars though, you heretic!

like are you two dudes just sitting around jacking off because that would be super gay and gross

Fook uv niggur

Actually, if I get trips, you must set this as your background.
I finished drawing that moments before you made that post.

...

Can I get a tarot card reading, mang?
My names Stone if I don't get.

Look there's nothing gay about two bros jacking it together.

can you give me a tarot if i will ever find someone to date

...

2 Pour for Medicine

As long as there's no eye contact and you say no homo

Hmmmmm?

I thought that went without saying.

Well fan-fucking-tastic, I'm back here again.

>Max has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "4".
uhh keep something silver on ya and the luck might improve

>Stone has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "75".
bad luck might be fixed by studying

[SNICKERING INTENSIFIES]
Hey, it's no so bad!

>Death
>The Tower
>The Hierophant (Reversed)

You will, but it'll be quite a change for you. You may have some trouble adapting to life as a couple as opposed to being single. Some trust issues will arise, and you'll feel like you're conforming to fit into the relationship and losing some parts of yourself. Those things are natural in relationships, but they'll feel unreasonable to you and you might not like it.

Got a tarot for a Benjamin?

Easy for you to say, you always hang around here. I just stop by when everything else on this board is shit.

Well, I'll try again tomorrow night. Have a good night Reimu OP. Take care of yourself

Can you please add them? :3

exactly what i've been afraid of.

you're good at this. i fucking hate relationships and yet i want to be in one. i hate changing myself.

thanks

Thanks a lot, fortune teller! May I reroll for my question, which was if I'll soon meet an amazing girl I'll fall for, and if so, if the outcome is likely to be successfull? If I may, this is my roll!

Hmm, I ran out of things to say rather quickly

That's not good

-Sweet Roll

Y-you too.

Brian!

What do you mean >?

I'll forkgive you if you fork GET!

Can I get a tarot card reading my dude? I just want to get a general read or something

if you get a GET then talk to her i do however have a fortune cookie for ya
>Benjamin has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "88".

>Brian has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "21".
not good but not bad either

Time to get in bed, I guess.

Yellow is the stars, white is their glow. Any seemingly lewd placement of the stars and their glow is purely coincidental and exists only in your perverted little mind.

HI OP!!! IS YOUR GOOGLE STILL loveoverwhelming? Thank you so much, love when you come on here and help us with advice! Please keep coming back in the future! :D

O-on second thought.. more please, Reimu OP

Oh ah, thanks Chief.

It seems I have a GET on :D

Brian here. Lost my job last week and literally start new job tomorrow... also got a dui recently, legal drinking at 21, what the actual fuck, you have to go deeper!

Got a nice G E T here my dude

how does this work? i just GET and you tell me my fortune about like idk love?

hey man if i had a deck i would go deeper but i dont have one, i just hand out fortune cookies

Halo is life

And thus Chief admits that he's deckless.

Sheeeeeeit, someone tarot this, send me a get
-brian

...

>The Hierophant
The expectations of society, or perhaps just your family, play an important role in some aspect of your life. It might feel a bit smothering, while at the same time being the comfort of your roots.

>Seven of Wands
It's a good time for making gambles, but make sure there's a point to them.

>Six of Cups (Reversed)
You're destined to cut your ties with the past, which might involve a change of scenery and losing touch with old friends. It's a natural progression, though, so don't despair too much when it happens. Try to enjoy the brave new world.

No problem, Anonymous! It's important to keep in mind that you don't have to change the core of who you are, but rather, all your actions will have to take into account that you're not on your own anymore. You have someone else who will become an important part of any new decisions you make, and that can be troublesome for some people to get used to.

Ninja!

Hi Hikari! It's been a long time!

Hi Box! How are you doing now?

I don't see any odd placement though, an i missing something?

Brian rolling for get

i.imgur.com/p7DuOoH.gifv

T-thanks

Keep rollin rollin rollin!

i walked into this one i cant even get mad

You are all pathetic

And a rollin rollin rollin!

Well that sounds like a 'you' problem~
little butt baby.
???

How ironic.

Victory can only be accomplished via determination

For Narnia!

Ah! I cut myself. MoonGod damn it.

Hi there, I'm assuming..Asterisk? Mm..I guess I have missed the last few threads. You've made me happy by noticing!

What's new with you?

It was so easy I'm a little upset with myself.

hellla andres rolling to get get get!

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!

...

Op help me out,will I be happy and successful? Friday

That's not me, that's Alice!

Er...

That's not a GET, sorry.

Yeah, that's how it works.

And i miss quints...

Back, was a technical problem.

Nothing.

I thought a joke was pulled on me, turns out it was a technical problem on my end.

Pretty good.

Sure as hell know I am.

We are all pathetic in this world.

Should I plan ahead or just leave it to Fate?

Op my get

Tyson, gimma dat get

is a gif i made of myself

Brian still tryin

My condolences

-Sweet Roll

>jumps out of bin
meow.

-meowbot

W-what do you expect, posting things like that

Some day... some day...
-brian

I believe the emotion you are feeling is envy

The truth is smooth as a baby's bottom

Is it bait if I mean it? No

Knowing is the first step to recovery. The second step is buying a rope

Speak for yourself. Bwahahah

I should draw you someday.

Dubs, where have you been all my life!
-brian

be the buttzilla you always wanted to be!

vid.me/VQIW#59s

then do it

-meowbot

Aaaah, I see now.
*Nod, nod.*
G-good luck!
Look, I did miss you and all but maybe you could start off on a lower level and work your way up?

I doubt I'm feeling envy.
I wasn't really feeling anything withing that post.

ou shet!
get get get!!
(i wnt to know about love in my futureeee)

>Tyson has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "73".
boring level of luck with a boring lucky color

One off every damn time, fuu!
-brian

The tarot has revealed three secrets to your future success.

First is a certain woman.

>The Queen of Cups
A woman of imagination. Romantic, compassionate air. One who encourages the dreams and talents of others. Generosity and care. A loyal lover. A genuine heart. Virtue. Protection. A cultured, refined woman who is wise in matters of the heart. For a male querent she can represent true love; for a woman a romantic confidant or rival. Even as rival she is just and honest, believing in fair play.

>Nine of Cups
Second is a nurturing environment. Gentle, inspiring surroundings and company. Tend your garden and weed out the toxic elements, while finding more pleasant ones to add in their place.

>The Hermit
Search your soul for what you truly want. Seek knowledge, guidance, and advice from those more experienced. Wander the world you live in and gain experience yourself.

Sure, I'll roll. Wondering if I should keep at what I'm doing in my life.

Don't tell me what to do, spaghetti-nipples.

Fuck off Alice.

ABOUT.
FUCKING.
TIME.

Awww :c I thought dubs counted. >

Confusing ika is fun.

I dunno. I hope it passes soon though.

Well it can't hurt for sure.

\
Hey you two.

okay
i'm sorry

-meowbot

Unfortunately alice is not here.

What did you want your reading to be about again?

Alice isn't even here.

Hey Kotori.

Did you ever find that park with a lake and ducks?

Not Alice, m8

-Sweet Roll

Maybe his pet cat, named Alice, entered the room and acted like an asshole, so that was the context.
Didn't think of that, did ya'?

i know that i can get get get this time!

Dubs come at the end of the post number!

I expect nothing!

I Can't sleep at night, i need help my body and mind are at its limit

Thanks

Brian here, what can i do to create the love life i desire?

OH SHIT, GUNSHOTS

-scared meowbot

Hey there.

>i just heard about the violent clowns around my area.
>so fucking thrilling
>i'm fucking terrified of clowns

I'll protect you

I'll roll again.

Seen a doctor about it yet?

Try melatonin. Try not looking at any screens a few hours before bedtime. Don't eat after 8 PM. Read a book or something quiet and screenless until you feel sleepy.

spot on my dude, spot on...

someone quick help me spice up my life to prove op wrong

no, i'm being serious
it was close to my house

-meowbot

Well you should about the consequences of your actions, Reimu OP. Now you need to take responsibility

Unfortunately no...haven't been to parks lately. How have you been doing?

Also you've been dethroned on being top marvel nerd here.

Clowns are the worst...

Oh no. Stay safe.

-Kotori

Will i ever get laid?

*Sorry for the delay, it's not your fault actually, i missed something like three threads in the last weeks because of issues related to my sleeping schedule, anyway i'm doing great, even with math, which is odd considering that i'm so bad with that.

*Glad to hear that!

...

well i have all the night to get get get! :-:

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