Dick Rate Thread

Kys

Rate?

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r8

Nah man, I was waiting for something original.

I can keep waiting, if you can manage an original thought. No worries.

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Kys fag

that's the most aesthetically pleasing cock I've ever seen in my life. Would ride 'til I died 10/10

srsly, kys
not even the same guy responding to you

You guys, seriously. Please give me something original to respond to.

kys fag
I'm not even the same guy who responded to the same guy

R8?

Tiny balls/10

Also, check'd

any grills?

Kys nigger fag

I'm not even the same guy who responded to the same guy who responded to the guy.

that can't be real
9/10
8/10
6/10
9/10
7/10
7/10
7.5/10
6/10

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>girls
>Cred Forums

r8

your dick doesnt lie
fucking asian dicks are disgusting

dick looks like pretty much mine
which country do you live?
maybe you have the same ethnicity than me

Would suck right now, slam it down my throat!

looks just like mine but i got bitches on mine

Rate me grills!!!!

not grill but very nice

Still waiting.

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7/10 lose some weight m8
5/10 shave and +1
7.5/10 clean your floor tho

rate this

rate pls

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R8 m8

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Girl rates are worth how much?

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Pretty sure I've seen half of these before.... Why post a dick that is not yours ?

R8 pls

femanon here, to be quite hones Ithis is the only dick I consider to be attractive in this thread

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>femanon here

samefag

oh wow...
im literally drooling
i want that in every hole so bad
9/10

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Some people have a go-to dick pick because they're too lazy to take a new one

>On a totally unrelated note
This is my dick

>reup because android rotates all my images 90 degrees for some reason

Not really

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r8

R8 m8

Nice head and lenght but the shaft is too skinny :/

R8

It's not hard to fuck with text fields user.

This proves nothing

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Good size too bad you're a nigger

Its not impressive sizewise but its shape and veins are really handsome. Good one.

Looks perfect

Can someone explain to me why everyone has a big dick in this thread and I don't?

make a vid plz

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They probably don't.

Because the 6" average is a lie. The picture gets distorted by 1" microdicks who pull down the average.

The real average is 7-8". It only makes sense since these cocks are perceived as manly and made it through the evolution and prevailed

I just had some really nice buttsex with a dick like yours.

I'll bet you buttsex great.

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R8 me fags and grills

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length and girth?

Fag here. Id let you abuse me hard.

Source ??

4.5"x4.8"

His ass

thanks, with all the size skewing on the internet, this helps put things into perspective.

Duck r8 threads are absolute cancer

Please rate, no bully please

found the newfriend

And your grammar is one of its many symptoms, ffs bro, go be butthurt elsewhere with your endless drivel about how cancerous these kinds of threads are. Honestly, how much of a fucking unsocialized cunt are you? Let people be people bro, maybe then you can actually learn how to be quasi-hominid, instead of exuding the anger from your sub-negroid psyche.

Teensey dick detected.

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>This is a lie.
It gets skewed upwards by monster dongs as much as downwards by small dicks.. Like 70% of men fall between 5" and 6.5" about 15% are bigger and 15% smaller.

The reason why people with big dicks post is because they are proud of it and want to show it off to the point of obsession. Im not sure if it's just narcisism that drives them or a lack of confidence in other things going on in thier life, or bordom. Probably a combination depending on the poster. You see the same dicks in these threads all the time.

My source is my ass. ;). Jk just search studies.

I'm glad my tiny dick was finally of some use to someone.

@706482822 (OP)
You guys should try making a silhouette of your dick. It actually helps out in showing how the size of the dick.

Also taking pictures that aren't so close up gives a better sense of scale.

fair enough man

would zozzle my lips around it

TOP ZOZZLE

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Grill here, seen some nice and not so nice dicks here. Here goes.
Not bad, and thank you for shaving. Getting pubes in your mouth while deepthroating is so gross. 5/10. Probably would be better to pull the foreskin back before you take a picture.
8/10 would ride. Love dicks that curve upwards, they're a lot more likely to hit my g spot. Thanks for shaving; pubes in the mouth are gross
You again. Much better with the foreskin pulled back, 6/10. Little thin, so make sure that you eat her out after, not before, if you're going to.
7/10 would suck. Nice and veiny too. Although shaving would make it even better.
8/10 would ride. I like the width-to-length ratio here. And thank you for shaving.
7/10. I've seen a curve like that before; it's surprisingly common. It's nicely thick, but not too long so just make sure to get in as far as you can and thrust hard. Thank you for shaving.
5/10, sorry man. Please shave. You try getting pubes in your mouth. The head is nice, but the shaft is a little thin. I advise trying to thrust slightly upward.
6/10 pretty good. I like the veins, and the head looks nice. Good length.
8/10 would drop to my knees right there. Perfect length, and the head is a little small but the shaving and width make up for that. Very thick.
5/10, sorry. Thank you for shaving. Little small, so use it wisely. Try thrusting upwards slightly and going as deep as you can.
6/10. Can't see the whole thing, but I hope you shaved. The head is nice and big, so use it to your advantage and go deep. Looks a little dry, so don't skimp on lube (or just get her extra wet).
7/10, nice makeshift cock ring. I love the veins. It's slightly short, and not super thick, so use the upwards curve well and try to hit the g spot.
7/10. Please shave if you want to be deepthroated. And dry; use lube. (continuing)

can u take this pic from the side?

Why should we trouble ourselves? We owe you nothing. Any response you receive is a result of our own boredom rather than any interest in you or your petulant complaints about what others do for entertainment.

So.

Fuck off cuck. Kys.

Cont

Rate

yes please, continue
your rates are worth so much to us.

Smidge better than average

Oh god. 10/10. Fuck me pls.

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Mine.
Thoughts?

would ride that dick so hard i'd cum out my mouth

Much appreciated :)

Nice shiny smooth glans

Thanks :)

Rate?

Same grill from the extra long comment above.
7/10 very thick, and thank you for shaving. Try going deeper, and maybe a cock ring to accent those veins some more.
4/10 sorry. I don't want to lie to you. It's a little short, and not extraordinarily thick, so try to get those textured or whatever condoms and use the nicely-shaped head to your advantage. You're more likely to find the g spot if you thrust upwards. Good luck.
8/10 would deepthroat if you shaved. Try that. It's very thick, which is definitely nice.
5/10, shaft is a little thin so try using a cock ring or maybe thicker condoms. Avoid dildos before you fuck her. Nice head though.
8/10 would ride. Perfect width, and a very nice head. And you shaved. Good job.
4/10 thank you for shaving. The shaft is a little short, and not thicker than average. Try the texture condoms and don't be afraid to honestly ask if a girl came. It's better than ignoring it; we appreciate it.
7/10 because while I like the width I am also slightly afraid. Much thicker than average, so try to be gentle at first if you can. From experience, it's better to be gentle and enjoy it than go hard and your girl find later that she bled.
7/10. Very long, but not very thick, so it's good you have that length. I like the head.
3/10 sorry man. I don't want to lie to you. It's short. Try shaving, and use the upward curve to your advantage and focus on the g-spot.
4/10, would probably be a 5 if you shaved. At least you'll be a lot easier to blow. Go for short girls if you can, and try to focus on the clit.
7/10, mainly because it curves up so you're likely to hit the g-spot. Nice head and veins.
8/10 would ride repeatedly. Maybe even a 9 if you shaved. Love the width and the veins.
6/10 a little short, but not super thick, so try to focus on the clit, and go as deep as you can.

9.5/10. Beautiful

Same grill again. Why is this what I do on a Monday night.
Solid 6.5/10. I like the veins, but it's a tad bit short. Try to hit the g-spot, since the head curves up a little, and get as deep as you can. At least there's a bright side. Short dicks are easier to suck.
Will continue as guys post their dicks.

>Short
Your perception of dicks has been skewed by porn and Cred Forums.

op shoop too obvious.

Or some faggot that doesn't want to see dick everyday, ya kno?

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No need to feel bad, 3/10 is about what I was expecting. I appreciate the honesty, it's obviously very small and I wouldn't have posted it if I was uncomfortable with low rates.

10

R8

1/3

2/3

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What a fucking faggot you must hate yourself

Circ fucked your dick up more than it normally does to a cock... 6/10.

How

contribootin

i have since shaved

Just a little bit of scar tissue reaching from the shaft to the head

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Skin is super tight, pulling your skin out at the base. Hair is riding it up. Head is really really dry. Moreso than average cut. Greyish colour. Scar tissue under glans.

Best dick on here -grill

hows the d?

Tips, moisturize daily, see a doctor, stop jerking off dry like a dumbass

Thoughts?

9 -grill

8.5. log.

8.5. Really nice smooth glans.
7 thick boy.

Enjoying my night alone

Rate me plz

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Rate pls

Hahaha I always jerk my cock dry

Well fuckin cut it out.

Thanks!

skype?

fag here. 10/10. love your thighs.

9/10

Same grill.
Can't deny that, considering I work in porn (no, I'm not an actress. I just work with them)
5/10. It's just a little short, but if you use it right that'll make up for it. Bonus +.5 if you shave. Pubes in the mouth is gross. The head is nice, and use that upwards curve to find the g spot.
Solid 5/10. About average. Thanks for shaving. Try to thrust up and maybe focus on the clit if it's not going too well. Don't skimp on lube.
7/10 would fuck. Not super huge, but the nice stubble, lack of pubes, and body definitely make up for that. Nice head.
8/10, would deepthroat if you shaved. I love the curve upwards, and it's very long and veiny. Nice.
5/10 probably. To raise that, try shaving and using a cock ring or something. It's a good width, but somewhat short, so try going as deep as you can get and focusing on the clit.
8/10 would drop to my knees on that carpet. Thank you for shaving. It's nice and long and thick and I would deepthroat. Overall a very nice dick.
7/10. Nicely pretty balls, and a great head. Not super long, but a good width. Depth and deep thrusts are your friend. I like the veins.
6/10 like the width, and the veins. Going deep and shaving might bring you up to a 7.
7/10. Very nice dick. I like the shape, and the fact that you shaved. It's thick and average length, so you should be ready to please.
4/10 sorry, don't want to lie to you. Kinda short, but it's genetic, I know. Try thrusting upwards, and focus on the clit. Shave and you might become a 5.
8/10. Damn, would deepthroat. Nice and thick, and a big head and shaved. Can't complain. Use lots of lube though.
Solid 6.5/10. Looks a little dry; try more lube. Shave again. It's a really nice width, and a decent length. Thrust deeply and you're set.

thank you, are we ever gonna see what you look like?

I mean if you wanna see a picture of a guy then sure. No woman is on here at minimum 9:30 at night writing a novel about dicks.

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Not full boner but rate anyways

When that woman is 22, bored out of her mind, and has just moved to the city she's in, you never know. I work in porn. It's like studying for me. Plus I'm a straight girl. I like dick.
Maybe. Maybe I'll be a bitch and post one body part at a time, from the feet up. I'm bored.

Are you serious?

r8

Not everyone is into huge dicks

r8

Rate?

Data bias. If you have a smaller dick you are less likely to show it off.

Size?

dead serious. i love cubs. lol.

...at least you can still have an orgasm? That's something

Same grill again.
6/10. Average length, and a nice width. Shave if you can, and try to hit the g-spot. Thrust upwards and as deep as you can get. The head curves up, so you've got a slight advantage.
7/10, would ride. Perfect width, and nice and veiny. Try shaving, and use lots of lube.
8/10 would ride there. Shaved, perfect width, nice length, veins, good shape. Can't complain.
Solid 7/10. Nice length, ideal width, and shaved. I'd suck.
Clearer picture? I only see the head. Although shaving is an automatic +.5 in my book.

Which is weird because this is anonymous.

R8

you are *outrageously* obsessed with people shaving their cocks, take it down a notch

contribootin.

Even anonymous insults hurt

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R8?

Just over 7 inches

Well thank you! I'm just curious as to why you like smaller ones.

checked, moarrrrr

R8 my c0ck pl3ase. 6.75" x 5.2"

6.75/5.2

Rate me!

Lawl. Nice way to rate.

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Dungeon-locked-cock/10

Thoughts?

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please someone skype with me

10/10, would lock

What do you think, b?

Rate my cock that looks like anyone else's

better he be obsessed with that then foreskin obsession.

11/10 petite

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rate da me peepee

Femanon here, my favorite in the thread. Good size and girth, right upwards curve, 10/10

god damn

im a straigh tdude and i came to this thread just to say, this nigga is like the king of dicks. what the fuck they put in your cereal bruh?

this nigga used to close his locker door by swaying his hips in high school. nigga got called for double dribble on the basketball team because he smackin the ball with that shit. this dude about to fall over. this nigga has a whole range of activities unavailable to his lifestyle such as bowling, golf and ballroom dancing. dude has to go in the back of a chinese bootleg condom shop to get custom fitted. someone explain this bruh

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Don't know how you feel about it, but personally, I think pubes in the mouth is so gross.
8.5/10. It's thick and long and shaved, and I like the shape. I'd fuck.
6.5/10. Decent length, nice thick width, upwards curve. To improve, try shaving and thrusting deeply.
6/10. Not a monster (there is such thing as too big though), but not short. I like the veins, and it's got a nice shape. As I say to all the dicks, shave.
7/10 would ride. Great shape, and nice and long and thick and shaved. Use plenty of lube though. The head is nice.
6/10. I like the width and the length is decent too. I'd fuck. It has a nice shape
.8/10. I'd ride it. You're nice and thick, and you have above average length. I like the veins, and the shaving.
6/10. It's a tiny bit thin, but it's got decent length and is shaved. Try more lube, and thrusting up if you can.
7/10. Nice girth and length, and shaved. I recommend pulling the foreskin back before a photo, though. I like the big vein at the base.
3/10. Sorry, don't want to lie to you. It's just short. Try focusing on the clit, and thrusting deeply.
7.5/10, 8 if you shaved. I can't complain. It's long, and thick, and veiny. It has a nice shape.
5/10. A little short, so try focusing on the clit and getting as deep as you can. Make sure not to skimp on the lube.

Scott?

sorry not here

Man your dicks and hips are identical. Just so you know you gotta dick twin. And you both get 10/10. Femanon here

very niceeee

i'd love a rating, sorry for the slighty blurry pic :-)

Thanks for the rate, did you have a pic?

4 inches/10

Rate me fem anons

Please, can someone rate? Bottoms especially rate

Rate

Here's a softy too

And simply accusing him of samefagging without evidence proves he was? Its called due process look it up

Rate for rate

I guess I'm mostly a bottom. I'd say that's a fairly nice dick, I'd give it a 7.5 or 8/10.

10/10 attention to detail
7/10 lack of filters

tiny penor here

thank you!

Rate

Definitely average not tiny. 7/10

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bottom here, 8/10 I'd want you to fuck me whilst I lay on my back as that curve will smack my prostate. plus your cut, feels so much better.

Damn, user... I'm throbbing.

rate me!

>Choking warning
I'll say

Oh my God... All of you with big dicks, I hate your girlfriends.

6.5 inches, almost 7 on a good day

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you;re batched

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What does Cred Forums think?

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Not hard but my nuts are huge tonight. Rate me?

heh, looks like my dick from that angle

This is bullshit. Since a dick cannot be negative in size, there's a limit to small. However, in the other direction there can be outliers.

So, the curve is skewed to the right which means that mean>median>mode or...

the average size (all lenghts/#men) is greater than the midpoint between the biggest and the smallest and is also greater that the size that appears the most.

Translation: If the average dick is 6" and you have a 6" dick, then most girls will consider you big.

that's me in the pic.

Been here years but First dick post

I feel bad for that girl.

rate?

I'm a fatty sadly... rate mine? It's 6.3 inches 6.5 if I'm super horny

I'm a fatty sadly... rate mine? It's 6.3 inches 6.5 if I'm super hornyy

11/10

10/10. Would love to suck on all day, every day.

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Severely mutilated by tight circumcision. The tightness of the skin caused the curve and caused the hair to grow up the shaft. Sorry, it's not your fault, but 4/10. In a just world, you would receive at least half a million dollars in compensation and free restoration therapy.

true, circumcision is an injustice

People who post it next to water bottles or other common objects are the real MVPs

Anyone want to see me and my gf....I'll post more cock later

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really hot. my gf would suck it

Is I have good cock?

if it works, it's a good cock. it's all a matter of perspective. kinda short, but easy to suck.

just remember, you can always make up for a shorter dick by being good with your mouth

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Any rate virgin fag here

lel

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I'm kinda fat so there's another inch or so of dick at the base that you can't see. Would a human female appreciate this phallus?

We a kik group up in here..... can anyone sauce? Would very much appreciate

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I like your cawk
>10/would suck

thanks user
did she say that?

>second
more with forskin pulled back plz

yes, she will suck lots from here

may I get rated, too?

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hehe i just picture her over your shoulder as you scroll

"i'd suck that one"
"and that one"
"not that one"
"that one looks yummy"
"that one's good"
"eewww"

etc

Looks like your torso's giving a thumb's up.

gay

Rate please

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9/10
frontal view please?

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Nice submission, user. It has a nice, smooth shape, and the calculator gives a bit of perspective. It has nice placement in the picture, because the dick in question isn't the snap-to focal point. I usually don't like the balls to be included, but they look good on him. The shirt and the headphone wires give the impression of a horned-up study session, which I like. A-

It's thick and nice-looking, but that's about it. Just an average blurry dick photo here. D-

Also a nice submission. Clearly very hard, and I like the shape of the head. The picture could be spicier, but good job overall. B-

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In bed but yeah rate

Fuck thats blurry have this one

Kind of annoyed at the sideways glancing, but nice body, and nicely-shaped dick. However, this is kind of a boring picture, and not very memorable. It would be great, user, if you put that body to a more creative picture. Don't be afraid to use color and clothing. C

Sexy chest, abs, thighs, and a yummy dick. I enjoy your body all-around, user, but...why is it so blurry? Why? C

Very suckable entry. I like the shape, and from what I can tell, I like your skin tone. Kind of a boring picture all around, though. C-

here's another along with

Yeah that's a yummy picture. Props to the body, definitely, and thanks for clearing up that blurriness. I like the office setting, and I like imagining that I caught you or something...make a more clear narrative for me to fantasize about, and you'd have an A+, sir, but for now, B+

Not sure I have a narrative..

Sexy. I'm glad I get to see a little bit of lip in this one, too. Nice body, but still blurry. C

Well either way, it's sexy. I'll give you an A for effort and body.

Ty for the rate. Very flattered.

Hard to go further than that
It feels like my foreskin is an elastic band being stretched over a baloon

Even oiled it up for you

It's hard to judge this submission. I like the shape, and it definitely looks yummy, but the surgical glove throws me off a bit, and personally, the can does nothing for me, but I know it does for others. C

9/10. Solid.

Thank you friend.
Thank you

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I like this, user. I'm not one that's usually into underwear, but this use of it really accentuates the frame of your body, and makes a popping background for your stiff, nice dick. I like that we get to see as much body as possible, even if it's without showing face, and a little bit of personality with a surrounding and color. A

Thanks user.

Rate?

Nice body, user. I like your chest, thighs, and arms, and your dick looks good in this shot. I like that it's more than a zoomed in picture, and it gives a background. B+

out of curiosity, everyone measures bone pressed right? ruler straight above pressed against the front of your pelvis yeah?

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This picture looks like a twink giving a daring naked selfie. Although this looks nice, user, be weary that people have seen a lot of shots in this angle, and many might skip over it. Do something that stands out. C+

Thanks user, I like your rate because of the description. And that's exaclty what went down, while doin chem

Thank you.

Random
Random
RANDOM
WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT WORD!?

Nice dick, very boring picture. When you take your dick pic this way, it seems uglier somehow, and a dick like this is way too pretty, user. Give us some other stuff to see in perspective with your dick, other than some cords coming out of the far wall. My tip, let us see a little bit of your room with the picture. Suggest to me where you are and what you might be doing. D

Rate pls

That penis looks amazing. I cant open my mouth nearly enough atm because of wisdom tooth removal but give your kik/ email it to me at [email protected]

and yes I have a frontbutt

thanks pal

I like the hair. It's a bias, I'll admit it freely; I love me an otter, and boy do you have it. Slim frame, hairy stomach, lithe legs, long dick...yep, you have it all. It's spicier than the average dick pic, but not by much, so that brings the "hot" factor down, sadly. B-

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>Girl Rates are worth 1000 Guy
That's where you're wrong

This is VERY sexy. Very cute face, and a very nice ass turn this into a sexy, boy-next-door kind of selfie. Nice use of the mirror. A

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Just what I needed

twitch.tv leeeeeeeeeeeon
raid this nignog

I like where your head is, user, but you're not quite there. Zoom out a little bit, and don't make the image so fuzzy. C-

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semi

Glad to serve! Stick with your other pictures. Your dick looks thick and juicy in this picture, but it's fuzzy, there's no other focal point than your dick, which makes the picture come off as bland. In order for a picture to look natural, keep the focal point of an image in the four quadrants of the image, and not in the center (just as a guideline - this isn't always true). Your last picture showed good balance, for instance, in that the head was in the upper-left, and the ass, is in the upper-right.

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