Cred Forums what are your thoughts & opinions on this whole clown ordeal?

I bet they'll quit when more get shot in the head

Bunch of retards who deserve to be shot on sight.

i am genuinely concerned for the welfare and safety of REAL clowns everywhere.

I haven't heard about anything, but it someone comes banging on my windows or doors in the middle of the night, they're going to have a bad night

This. They've been hanging around the high schools where I live(st louis). Can tell you if one of those motherfuckers comes up to me they're gonna get an aim and a warning before I start shooting. If they banged on my house windows at night I'd just start shooting though because I live deep in a subdivision in the woods where no neighbors can see me and nobody uninvited would dare venture.

That's what I would do

lol their are a couple in my area
friends and I are gonna go clown hunting in a couple days with paintball guns

>show criminals running for president on TV every day, nobody bats an eye
>dress up in a halloween costume, every loses their minds!

Will update
Sincerely - 59337

it's a resurfacing of Mr. Sparkles from Ohio. Most of the reports are fake, and and there are a few kids out there reviving this urban legend by putting on clown costumes

dude said that he was going to mcdonalds and his wife called and she was was yelling and crying and so were the kids in the background, that there were multiple clowns banging on doors and windows

some people tho im pretty sure are just making this shit up for attention since its getting to be a big tarded ordeal.

What do you think about me Cred Forums?

Some have started popping up in my area

One of many reasons I carry a gun

It's got your name right on it

I'm convinced that they'll go the fuck away once one get shot. Please try to bait one.

soooo edgy

>and in greentext too!

gif related

Not 18 yet
sadly
thats why im stuck with paintball

There just CLOWNING around

go to one of your niglet friends and get a gun and do it right...

and live stream it.

fucking faggots here I swear

stating facts is edgy now
gg 2016, gg

>halloween

FUCKING MODS

>u win

holy moly lost it!!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!

You're a perpetual virgin

Of course i want to try and bait/ lure a clown
Not sure how
Need suggestions
Sincerely - 59337

its very fucking edgy

also sweet jpg brah

I want this man to fuck me

I hope one of these clown fucks bang on my doors and windows I'll count it as target practice

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You know, I didn't think of that until now. Good job

a heinous miss-use of an otherwise brilliant image

say no more

Clowns are an urban myth, it keeps popping up. Chicago in the 60 80 90 now the next wave. Not just chicago, they are sighted all over the world

And who gives a shit?
This board is a bunch of dedicated jackasses doing whatever they want. Could have sworn you were caught up to that concept by now.

tru tru, tru tru, morty

nah bro
i have seen them for myself
>clowns r real.

Heard of my first fatality regarding them.

Some guy in my town was shot in the head for standing around wearing a clown costume.

Two high schools around mine were put in lock down and there were sightings of them at my old elementary school. I haven't seen anything though, aside from paranoia

they're just human with like makeup and shit on their face

they dont really look like that

don't know what the fuck is going on with clowns but I watched american horror story season 4 episode 1 yesterday and that clown terrifying the children he kidnapped was scary af. Especially when young girl tells him he is so talented after he does a bad magician trick and asks him to go out to tell the people how great the clown is and he just laughs as if she made a silly joke

Sounds like a solid plan to me

Welp, looks like I better start shopping for clown costumes

Clowns have reached south Florida. Thank god for Stand Your Ground Law.

Kek

Clowns didn't do nothing.

#clownlivesmatter

This guy gets it.

Post the aint clownin around twitter page

Reported

A whole bunch of universities are going into lockdown because of these clowns, including my girlfriends school. There are people mobbing in the streets ready to beat some motherfuckers up. Cops are swarming. People are being told to stay inside. Shit is fucked up.

Godspeed Bozo

Never claimed to have believed any of this shit was real, just wondering what Cred Forums thinks about it.

Pretty good shot, regardless. Any specs on the firearm/conditions?

Just so you know, the majority of the "shit" that is "fucked up" is fake.

America be crazy?

Clowny Lives Matter

>#clownlivesmatter

how is this not a thing yet

It only takes a few to start something big if it's funny enough.

>I bet they'll quit when more get shot in the head

niggers?

flyheight.com/videos/these-guys-completely-lost-it-after-seeing-a-random-clown-with-a-knife/

youtube.com/watch?v=6QJpY2VNP0E&pxtry=3

Some idiots really are dressed as clowns and fucking with people. I really will kill someone if it is within my legal bounds to do so.

My thoughts are if I see an adult sized clown asshole(s) on my land I'll paint the trees with their chest.

They're supernatural beings not of this world.

What kind of paranoid faggot walks around with a gun to protect himself from clowns? Do you fear the balloon animals or the squirting flower more?

No I fear that they will play clown car with my asshole.

there will be a few kid and adult clowns shot on halloween.

Humanity=want power over other humans. Clowns = childhood fear mixed with real adult fear of being killed. Clown=we think they are crazy to be dressed like that clown have all the power. Solution=kill clowns on sight until no more clowns.

Don't worry, Wrinkles the clown only likes the kiddos

Jokes on you the clown is retarded and kills to save the kids from the freaks

has to be these assbags

Rape clowns are all too real my friend. I was cornered by a pack of them and brutalized for hours on end.

A tiny car pulled up to me on a dark night and one by one clowns starting piling out, must have been at least 15 of em. Then they started chasing me, I can still hear their squeaking shoes as they chased me down. Once they had me cornered, they started pulling down their pants and to my horror each one had a red novelty clown nose stuck onto the end of their penises, I guess that was their sick idea of a joke....and then......and then.............I can't....I can't remember.....

whoop whoop faggots

If some little kids dressed as a scary killer clown (that's Their generic name) comes knocking on my door on Halloween I'll kindly inform them that when the porch light is off it means I'm not giving out candy/celebrating the holiday. If they're like 5foot something and creeping around they alley I'll atomize their head.

Dont't make jokes on that, I guess we all now the amateur porn video of the fat boy with clown face furiously fucking a disgusted girl...saw it on ml, jerked off too it. No regrets.

It gives me a chance to practice my marksmanship with my Glock 17 and M16, cant wait to legally kill some clown fucks

Smh like it's so hard to get a gun

That is a good point how are we going to deal with Halloween? I have low IQ and bipolar disorder and not allowed around children but if clowns start knocking on my door and I have the lights off am I within my legal to blow their heads off? Or if they are on my lawn throwing things at my house? Also quick thought...could this be terrorism? Isis dressed as clowns so we kill our own american children?

Protip: I carried it before the clowns showed up

For my state the law is you can shoot them as long as you don't have another way out and they are blocking the entrance

Drive by, specs weren't released.

What's the worst part about raping a 4 year old?
Washing the blood out your clown costume.

More creepy clowns!

Genius. Good question. It depends on the state you're in. Firstly, put up a storebought sign that says no trespassing. Secondly, if the clown is shorter than five feet and accompanied by a fairy princess and Spiderman, don't shoot. Just use your judgement.

Wow. Headshots are tough in a driveby. Kudos to them.

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For fucks sake, too many people scared of some copy cats tossing masks on and just standing around near woods and the highway....

Get in here Cred Forums

fuck theyre in st louis? i'm from st louis, currently in college in florida

never forget

The only way to combat the clowns is to become what they most fear: Clowns. We must become good clowns and scare the bad clowns with extreme prejudice and violence.

They're all over in the Mayfair section of Philadelphia this week. People are attacking them on sight. Please do not do this if you're not ready to deal with the consequences

>I saw Someone Else Post This, So I'll Post It Myself: The Post

It's the ones offering money to kids for following them into the woods we're worried about. Again; trying to scare people while unarmed is fine. If my little girl says there's a clown in the backyard trying to get her to follow them, I'll bifurcate them with a twelve gauge.

I hope they show up in Fresno so someone fucking stabs one of 'em and they learn they can't just go around scaring random people in random locations like that.

My brother suggested dressing as mimes and starting large brawls with them.

>after the year 2000
>being at all affected by clowns

me and my friends are gonna do this

(it's not)

Go get em tiger

Wrong. "Good Clowns" are piss ant losers and generally just shit on by Evil Clowns. Read the Handbook.

White Trash: The Facebook Post

Kek

*on public land.* public land unarmed is a-ok. Do whatever. Don't stray onto private property if you want to keep your insides inside you.

Link?

Enjoy prisons for shooting someone in the head for simply wearing a clown suit.

youtube.com/watch?v=8xSNiPx791A

youtube.com/watch?v=hHjGtBnSv50

youtube.com/watch?v=WHZPEkZCqwA

youtube.com/watch?v=0RO_HQMvxLo

www.wmur.com/news/merrimack-college-on-lockdown-after-reports-of-armed-person-dressed-as-clown/41943546

Guess they're popping up in my little state too. Pretty much everyone carries here, even the teenagers have a bow or something in their trunk.

Is this just a clinton stephan king scheme to get some kid shot to push their anti-gun agenda?

>I'm the rootenist tootenist cowboy in st. louis

You sir, are a god

BA DA BA BA BA IM LOVING IT

I came back on here after leaving Cred Forums for a while. i was convinced you guys had something to do with the clown shit.

None have shown up in my town yet but ehy mad a instagram for clowns in my area and are making really vague threats.

I don't have lethal weapons but I keep a baseball bat by my bed in case these clowns tryna mix

I live near disgusting woods so whichever clowns want to stalk me I hope they like poison ivy and ticks riddles with lyme disease along with the wild coyote thats been running around lately

I blame the philipinos they are up to their old tricks again #makeamericanotphilpino

Reported

maybe... Wrong board though

Fair comment but if people are going to act weird and hostile they have to know they face getting metal stuck in them.

Never said it was.

where might i find what im looking for then

Well aren't you a little edge lord?

>Ronald McDonald trying to lure children into the woods with mcnuggets

We all float.

Any jury will side with you though

or if a cannibal shoots a clown dead, eats it and remarks
"hey, this tastes kinda funny"

Buy a gun wussie.

BRUH Actually stl or chesterfield...

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Kekd

Every generation has stupid stunts that teens do. If they are dumb enough, they really retarded ones get thinned out.

Standing on some Trump supporter's lawn in a clown outfit will get you shot.

Jumping in front of cars will get you run over.

Acting creepy near little kids will get you shot.

It's Darwin in action.

ALL THESE DAMN DUBS

Kek.

Nah northern jeffco. Just in a more middle class/semi-rural area of it close to St Louis County. It's still hoosiers just with money. Everyone in my subdivision has about 7-10 acres and a 300-350k house on it.

It's a combination of several things
>Real sightings
>Hoaxes and pranksters
>Mass Hysteria
Put those all together and you get what you have now

I don't live in an area where it's really common or necessary to own one.Nothings a threat here other than those fuccboi clowns if they reach here.

Hahahahahahaha they really ramp up the clowny violence

Nah just live in an area where everyone is very pro-gun because police is way understaffed and houses are far enough apart you can't see your neighbor. So anyone that doesn't belong and is disguising them self is pretty much just asking to get shot.

I've always found it funny that people say saint louis, but it is hardly ever REALLY stl. Legit though in the nicer parts of JeffCo

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Yeah fuck that I wouldn't live in the city if you paid my rent. It's just a major reference point for anyone who lives within 50 miles of it especially because of nigger brown and the ensuing riots now everyone knows what st louis is.

Probably faggots from /x/

For those wondering why there are clowns everywhere:
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they're having a going out of business sale!

Don't really care, but I'm going to laugh when they start getting shot by 'law-abiding citizens' for trespassing.

Muricans sure love to shoot things.

God speed pilgrim

I live by MoBOT. Vonderrit Meyer (the one killed a week after Mike Brown)was killed a block from my apartment. I was walking around my house wearing my plate carriers, ready for some idiot to break in. I like my TV right where it is... In my house and not at Sam Light Loans.

2nded

he was right

Ugh no, they won't. It is not legal anywhere to murder someone for minding their own business while dressed as a clown.

Shut your gay ass up

>Wussie
>Buy a gun!

Guns are for cowards, faggot. Learn to fight.