ITT: Post your deepest darkest secrets

holy shit this site is creepy

I feel like this guy is running an underage brothel for the elite or something

also tf is up with this art?

pigtailsinpaint.com/

woops, forgot link

No, I think his friends mom tried to car him in the back of his finger.

Felt up my friend of 12 years when we were on the couch together one night. I don't think about it for the most part, but it's often lurking there in the back of my head

I put my cum in my sisters food when I get the chance. Love watching her eat it unknowingly.

you disgust me.

Bruh

Go on...

Well, the FBI knows now that you posted that

I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

i eat all the cheese and tomatos at the sample booths in the grocery store, then take a fat ogre shit in the bathroom, spraying my mudbutt everywhere.

all because i am lactose intolerant and want to help starve the old people who live off of the samples till they get chased out of the store like rats in a old cartoon.

>hebephile

the fuck is a hebephile

fucking monster

Not sure what you want me to say. I do it consistently when my parents have their little date nights twice a week or so. They give me money to go get pizza for me and my sis, i'll pick it up then cum on one side of the pizza, kinda smear it in/put it underneath the pineapples and stuff. She's never notices and it makes me incredibly horny. besides that I've only ever put it in her pasta and things that are really messy. Only just started doing this a few months ago but I want to move onto all her foods, if I could.

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How old is she?

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shes 16 im 18.

most people are hebephiles they just don't know it

Perfect age. She will start to develop a preference for cum taste user I'm sure

Damn I sure hope so. That would be amazing. I want to make her a smoothie or something and have her drink it but I think she'll get suspicious if I just randomly made her a smoothie.

I enjoy scat porn.

someone whose sexual inclination is the chosen people of israel

>pinapple on pizza
I hope you get run over by a train

I once went out a 14 yo girl. We never had sex, but we dry humped, we kissed, we felt each other, we talked very, very dirty, and she put her face right on my crotch once and bit my dick through my jeans.

It's the only way to eat pizza. And my sister likes it so it works for me.

She will like it unconsciously. Then she won't be able to eat without it

You're a genius.

The only reason I'm dating this bitch is because I'm wanting to get my revenge on her.

I got a few to share

1. I take creepshots of some of the girls I interact with. I often go for leg, ass, cleavage or body shots. The best part is is that they can't determine it since I'm using an app that utilizes a background camera so I could basically play games while taking creepshots.

2. While in a choir trip to a hotel I got to room with a girl (she identified as trans but holy hell she was hot) and she already had a boyfriend who is apparently pansexual. She was also a grade above me. One night I decided to grope her while she slept. She slept stomach down so I grabbed her ass and I was in heaven. Sadly her actual ass was under a blanket and pair of jeans but it was enough for me. She changed positions and I found an opening to put my hand between her thighs as I caressed those amazingly thick thighs. The same night I also decided to look into her bag to find some panties and take a whiff. *diamonds* I then actually jerk off into her panties and finish in s napkin so she doesn't notice anything different. (It was 6AM when I was doing all this). I decided to find more panties and promptly took pictures of the panties for memories sake.

this guy gets it

I was always left in the care of my two cousins as my mom and there's were single moms who worked. My favorite thing to do was play dress up and I loved going thru my aunts clothes because they were different than my moms. They were 2 and 3 years older than me so they mostly left me alone to play dress up and they watched tv or played video games. I had just turned 10 and was playing as usual but with new items I got for my birthday. One was nail polish. I was in between changing outfits so I was naked and I decided to paint my toes. I'm sitting on floor legs open (badly)painting a foot when I notice some in on the door way. I look up to see my oldest cousin staring at me. I asked what he was doing. He came in the room and locked the door and said he wanted to watch me try on outfits. I thought it was weird but I was ok with it so I continued to paint and then dress and undress. When I got naked again he asked me to dance. I started to move and dance around he gets his moms bed and gets under the covers. I can see his hands moving under the blanket so I ask and he says he's clapping. He soon stops and seems out of breath. He continued to watch me play and "clapped" two more times that day. This became a regular thing and he soon didn't hide under the blanket anymore. He also brought his brother into to and it wasn't long before I was jerking and sucking them off almost everyday for a couple years. Around when I was 13 my mom remarried and didn't have to work so I was over far less frequently and it slowed down a lot. My younger cousin stopped altogether after a time but the older one would occasionally ask me for something when he could. but I had long been a willing participant. He stopped after he graduated high school. I'm not mad at them or repressed or damaged we were young kids experimenting and I never once felt forced or violated but I realize most people don't feel that way.

THIS POST IS THE MOST FUCKING THREANTING SCARIST MOTHERFUCKER AROUND HERE

post the pictures of panties please?

When I was 10, me and my cousin (lets call her Lucy) put lime juice in my little brother's (lets call him James) chocolate milk. And then when he drank it, he threw it up in disgust. We told him it was another cousin (we'll call him Rob) who was there at the time, that did it.

So years go by, about a good 7 years or so, we were all at a family gathering during breakfast at my grandma's house. We remind James of what Rob supposedly did to his chocolate milk and he gets visibly angry to the point where he starts shaking. So without telling Rob, James pours a mountain of salt all over Rob's eggs while Rob was in the kitchen getting juice. But before Rob sees his eggs, my mom spots this and she fucking flips out and yells at everyone demanding to know who did that. But then my little cousins (We'll call them Sara and Christy) started laughing because they were in on it. So my mom flips on them and starts cussing them. "DID YOU DO THIS? I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOUR MOM IS HERE, I WILL BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU."

So after all these years, my mom got angry at my little cousins who had nothing to do with what me and Lucy did to James chocolate milk, and blamed it on Rob. For a long time, Sarah and Christy's mom refused to talk to my mom because of that.

ask and u shall receive

heres another but since i couldnt find much underwear anyways here is her swimsuit bottoms

im in love with a 13 yearold. im 17.

So i classify my shit by how much trouble i'd get in if someone found out.
I think me shooting candid videos of teeny weenys and health store milfs is the worst thing.
Also i fucked a boy in the ass when i was like 8 maybe. His asshole had pieces od tp on it.

good shit man. got a pic of her by chance?

>hfw she finds out that cum tastes like pizza

>not liking pineapple
burn in hell you sick fuck

I have a freckle on the tip of my dick

have u guys heard that eating mangos make you horny

FRUIT FOR DINNER IS SICK. GO FUCK YOURSELF HIPPIE SHIT DICK SPREAD

sometimes the sweat from my naturally sweaty balls as lubricant when jacking it

>starts having meals with mangos on every date

FUCK YOU NIGGER. I have pineapples all day every day. It doesn't even fucking need to be dinner.

In elementary school I hanged out with this rich kid who was particularly spoiled - yelled if he didn't get his way, treated no one with respect. After years of being his "friend" and seeing his other friends abandon him, we ended up in band camp together. After talking into the night, as we always had, he reached out in a moment of sadness and isolation, and instead of giving him sympathy, I reminded him that no one liked him and everyone thought he was a joke. He cried into the night.

We didn't talk again after that. I feel so bad for how trapped he was by his own inability to take responsibility for his actions. It wasn't my duty to help him anymore though. Some people can't take the help they're given.

I sometimes jack it to decapitated girls...
I think it's because seeing their blood and guts reminds me they're human
plus you don't see it that often

You're the user that told me about it last night aren't you?

it's just fucking weird man... Also did you know kiwis make your cum tastier?

nah, I just find that autist hilarious

remember, one mango == 4 cums. simple maths.

I am planning to commit a crime against an estranged friend in 10 years time.

i love you

do tell

I feel dumb for even thinking it now. Don't know why I thought eating a mango would just make someone horny. Now I have a bunch of mango's and I don't even like them. Yay.

>I'll start: I'm a closet pedophile and hebephile. Nobody knows.

Everyone knows Edward

youre fucking gross

did you know 1 carrot is equal to 15 carrots so you only have to get 1 ct of diamond at $400 and then you can sell it for like 16000

this
sounds interesting

i wish to start a white-only club thats sole goal is to get ethnic chicks and tie them up then fuck them/rape them. Only rule is no killing them before all members get some, and I get first pick cause I founded this sadistic shit.
>I aint about that sloppy joe life
>I aint taking sloppy seconds

>hebephile
fucking pedos

Fuuuck, are you me?
Figure out what your feels are NOW, Cred Forumsro. I was in the same position. I waited around for 5 years until she was 18, and it turned out that she was gay. Figure that shit out sooner rather than later, user. Avoid developing depression, anxiety, and overcommitment issues like I did because of that

mangos are pretty good, if you don't eat them you can share them around.

Unless his diet is terrible you're not going to change his sex drive by adding things to it. You need fruit and veg and proteins and shit to feel healthy and feeling healthy can affect sex drive, but there's no magical mango

fuck you
>internet explorer
>bing

They screwed me over when I was at a really low point in my life, after all the things I had entrusted in them. At least after that I made a full recovery with the idea of paying back the act; eye for an eye. At first I was fantasizing about it for months, but I realised how unhealthy that was and have stopped.

It's in the back of my mind and I need to remind myself that I need to do it. It's no longer something I "want" to do, but rather something I "need" to do. I promised myself I would never redact the promise I made to myself.

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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thank you. I love myself and she loves my cum (unknowingly).

>closet

Don't do it, man. It ain't worth

I wish there was a magical mango :(. But for real, aren't there pills or something he can take? i thought I saw someone mention it last night but I don't remember now.

I used to fuck a life sized stuffed tiger when a hole was ripped under its tail

:)

I'm turned on to no end by autogynophilia and trap stuff, but can't get any feeling from anal sex whatsoever and can't get into the "pretend you're a girl" thing

>nobody knows
not anymore faggot

I have 10 years time to decide, but this is pretty ingrained in my life now. It was this single thought that got me through that dark time.

I fucked a couch.

Also how isn't it worth it? I have 10 years to plan it so there's no way I will ever get caught.

Mind sharing what happened?

Those tabs

I'm 20 years old and I still cut myself because I'm so fucking depressed

It's a fucking reaction image
It's old as shit

I'm unemployed and I watch tranny porn and Flat Earth videos while my gf is at work

>hanged out

I tossed my Fleshlight out the window of my car onto the freeway. Wonder if any of those guys that pick up trash on the freeway found it and fought to the death over it.

yeah there are things you can do to generally increase sex drive - improve diet generally, lower stress, improve sleep patterns, lower alcohol/drug use, decent exercise, etc.

pill wise: If he's on medication already, that can affect sex drive. have a look at side effects if he is.

Pills: you can buy 'testosterone boosters' that bodybuilders use, but not clue if they do anything. If you're actually worried about testosterone you should probably get it diagnosed by a doctor and get medical-grade treatment.

viagra and shit are short term and increase blood flow - they're there to make getting hard easier, but they're not going to help if the problem is a lack of desire in the first place.

Tell us your evil, intricate plot
Remember:
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

wait im confused is this for you or someone else? are you female?

welcome newfriend

this please greentext; it sounds interesting

Guys with gfs who work and support them while they stay at home and do nothing but shit like vidya and weed and shitposting amaze me. How do you find women willing to put up with that? Good for you for finding one I guess.

i have the hots for my stepsisters..both of them...and even pushed one on my dick in the hot tub once...she was being super flirty so i figured what the fuck...but then she suddenly got up and ran off...she came back eventually but was never the same *shrug* she used to slap my ass too but i told her to stop cuz i didn't wanna get in trouble...shes a 8/10 at least..go figure...this was when i was 20 and she was 15.. :/

sometimes I leave a reply saying trips and I'll do this and then I just leave the thread to never return

When will this Reddit tier bullshit meme die.

I've had sex with a 13yo boy

I don't want to share too many details. Basically, they played with me while I was at my low point until they finally got what they wanted. After that, they just blocked me and cut me out of their life. This was my last friend.

I truly loved them as a friend, as I did my last (who ended up moving) but at least my last didn't fuck me over like this. It truly destroyed me when I was already at a low point in my life.

The idea of righting wrongs is what got me through that dark point, and is why I'm really not considering not doing it. I am though, like I said earlier not going to take any "pleasure" out of doing it. It's truly cold-blooded now.

Got pics? Sounds hot.

what are your revenge tactics?
why don't you just shoot the fucker

You speak some very true words there

Death is an easy way out. I don't want to do that, and it's also not equal in severity to what they did to me.

I am secretly bi. Sometimes i fap to pics of veiny thick cocks or muscular depilated men. Then I fap to bitches with freckled tits, then flappy pussies.

Yes I am. It's for my boyfriend, he has a really low sex drive and it's infuriating.

Well shit. I guess there really isn't anything, then. Seriously got excited yesterday thinking if he ate fruit it would do something, so this is depressing.

dude fucking fuck. fucking fuck. stop. fuck. im hoping troll but still fuck.

obligatory
TOGTFO
why is a girl here? what interest do you have in gore, traps, and trolling?

Basically, they made me suffer. I was already suffering, and they made it a lot worse.

I have considered a wide variety of tactics, but the only viable option I have come to is one to make them suffer every day as I did, by inflicting burn scars.

Not trolling, all real. it's fun and it turns me on, don't know what to tell you.

you can't be sent to jail for being a pedophile, only for actually molesting children. you cant be sent to jail based on your status

how does that take ten years?

You can't be sent for jail for being a pedo, but it's very likely what you do as a pedo is criminal. Such as watching CP.

I pulled the tag off from my mattress even though it said I shouldn't

Degree in chem and enough guitar skillz to get ladies, but sometimes you need a lady with some dick

tell me your SSN so I can confirm your identity and know you're not lying

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The butterfly effect in full motion

It doesn't, but if I was to do it to them after such a short duration I would obviously be the first questions.

10 years enables enough time for planning, and also for trails to run a lot colder, and motives to disappear.

>he has a really low sex drive
nigga you lying. you probably just bad at sex and he fucks someone better on the side.

I feel you user. I blasted a huge load in a friend's cocktail. She has these huge luscious tits and this gorgeous legs and face. I went tothe kitchen, made her a drink, then to the bathroom, fapped, put it in the drink, she didnt even notice. I fapped to the whole thing like 20 times.

Tell me, user, Did you know this person in real life or online?

Burning them just sounds sooo...boring. get creative.
tbh you'll be over it in 10 years

Real life.

youtube.com/watch?v=CT_R29Ry8gA iwuekrf

My 11 year old daughter kept walking into the bathroom when I was showering (glass door), etc, or playing with my towel when I'd come out of the bathroom. One day, I let her tug my towel off. Instant diamonds. Never said anything, she just started giving me a handjob. Will never forget that day.

dammit I forgot about the SSN conceal feature

Very likely yes, it was one of my biggest concerns about waiting so long to do it.

But I am already emotionally over it, but I am still prepared to do it because I said I would.

u don't feel guilty at all? psycho

fruit cant hurt but eh. I'd more check on sleeping patterns and stress, When I've got an intense week at work and aren't getting much sleep my libido goes to nothing.

If it's low testosterone, your only fix is treatment for low testosterone. if its low desire, you need to find things he desires. Or just continue with incest fantasies online until you crack or cheat, thats fine too

Also, that's precisely why I'm waiting 10 years.

People don't wait that long to carry out revenge.

Most of the time I'm just here for incest threads honestly. Fantasize about starting my own family and just letting it go wild, but I could never go through with it.

Nope, he seriously is just disinterested in sex. He had a very rigororous religious upbringing and only recently stopped follwoing those traditions. Growing up, so much as masturbating was a defile act so I think he just his sex drive is just really repressed, unfortunately.

shit dude . wtf. why

Dude, isn't it just the fucking best? Sometimes I feel a tad hint of guilt, but oh my god the rush of knowing someone is downing your cum unknowingly is fucking awesome. I specifically remember one day when I picked up the pizza she said "wow it's really good this time!" literally it tasted exactly the same as always, but all be damned if I didn't fap my dick off all night thinking about that.

do you ever get drunk together? If so, is he more willing to fuck and enjoy himself when his guard is down like that?

your mom sounds like a real nice and mature lady lol

but now you don't know when to get a new one. are you a literal stupid idiot or just acting

Yea, guess you have to be a charming motherfucker and really fuck her like she's never been laid before. Good for you man.

I'm thinking it might just be low testosterone at this point. I ask him constantly if there is anything new he wants to try and he just tells me no. Can't get him into any bondage fantasies i have either.

And yeah, hoping it never comes to cheating. One of my girlfriends has told me to consider it, but I could never do that, I would feel terrible.

He rarely drink sadly. Again due to his whole religious upbringing he just never has any urges to drink.

i got pics but idk if i will share...let me think about it for a bit..

what the fuck, he doesnt DRINK?! How are you guys still together. No sex, doesnt drink, sounds like a boring guy.

u should fk me- and go back to him for coddling- ill give u my kek

When I was 18 I had an affair with a girl 12 years last 6 years of dating, then I started another relationship with a 13 for 3 more years but in my country is not abnormal to have a relationship with a minor if their parents They accept you as her boyfriend

Nice one Dylan

dude idk why but it makes me think actually..maybe i judged u too soon- i just think if someone did that to me and i found out i'd fucking rip their throat out with my bare hands- but im a dude so *shrug*

low testosterone is something that's worth getting a doctor to look at, it can have some effects on things like fertility.

Given religious past, the repression thing could be a factor - and you never really know you're into something unless you're exposed to it. I hooked up with one girl who wasn't really into sex (age 28) until we found her kink, then she wanted it constantly.

If you've spent your whole life trying not to think dirty thoughts and redirecting that energy elsewhere, it's probably pretty hard to change. Drinking is one of the best ways to get people to open up and experiment a bit, shame he's not into it.

I know it sounds bad. The drinking part really doesn't bother me.I just go out with my friends when I feel like getting drunk.

oh thnx babe let's meet up.

Oh I do. Believe me. I feel really guilty. However this happened nearly a decade ago. So there's no point on dwelling on the past. Besides, my aunt and mom talk again. There's really no point. It was just a harmless prank that turned sour all because of my mom's hot headed attitude.

Way too many characters and "let's call them"s for very very mildly entertaining story.

ah i see

Well it's not like I'm doing it to other guys, I don't want other men slurping down my cum. Right now it's only reserved for my sister.

Cred Forums is basically Reddit now. This place isn't a haven for outcasts anymore.

Pedo but only like 10-15 yr olds.

bro if u really want a pic ...i will..but she's like a treasure ...damn i wish she knew how i felt--i know it's weird being step siblings but we AREN'T blood related and she so fucking beautiful and has so many other good qualities.i would give my life for her- ahh whatever. She's like 19 now and gunna be fucking some other dude...i am jealous and she is my step sis?? wtf is wrong with me..like i said she used to slap my ass and hang all over me when she was 15/16 ...may have been just playful flirting but idk...even one time when i was 24 and feeling sick she cuddled up right next to me in bed to talk...i was like damn...but whatev...never told anyone this before..

:upvote:

Yeah, I'm hoping he'll come around to drinking eventually. He only left his religion like, 4 years ago so I think he still holds on to some traditions unknowingly. It is pretty cute though because he is all innocent and inexperienced in a lot of things so I enjoy exploring new ideas and act ivies with him he hasn't discovered yet. Maybe that's just my maternal instinct or something, but I just love it.

But yeah, kinks are still a no go as far as I'm concerned, and it's really hard to get him to even explore new ideas that might click with him because the sex is so infrequent and just rather plain.

sounds like you're pretty fucked for the short term and long term is only a maybe.

Yesterday you said you weren't sure if you could live without kink and were worried you'd cheat to get them. What's the plan?

Meh, would probably bang a 14 year old if she looked and acted old enough, no harm. Probably fuck a hot, convincing trap. I'm boring.

Im really into bestiality, so much so Ive had 3 past gfs who have fucked a dog. And im working on my 4th right now

why

but y

I can suck my own dick/balls as well as fuck my own ass.

looked/acted how old?

Him not being kinky is a disappointment, but the infrequent sex is what I worry about. As for the whole cheating thing, It's usually an idea that pops into my head once or twice a week when I'm just really horny and I know I'm not getting any that night. Doesn't help one of my friends says I should get someone to fuck me on the side, but in general my conscious prevents me from cheating on him, and I really hope it never comes to that. As for the plan, I don't know. Might talk to him about seeing a doctor now because maybe it just isn't right to be uninterested in sex. I'll tell you, it's not easy when you have friends who aren't even in a relationship that get more than you.

this isn't a shock, 4 out of 5 males harbour paedophilic tendencies, the other 1 in 5 are just good at convincing themselves.

Sometimes I scratch my balls and then sniff my fingers
I also put muh dick in the mouths of little kids at the Dentistry Clinic I work at

Because it's a turn on.

I'm famous

testing ban

must be needing the monies

"Famous" famous or "YouTube Sensation" famous?

I jerk off to Furry porn.

>Tfw your roommate doesn't know you have Zootopia porn on 10 feet from him

damn dude, nice. you jerk off onto anything else of hers? what is favorite food/item of hers you jerked off on?

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i jerk off to my roommate jerking it to furry porn.

>tfw he doesn't know i can hear everything

I'm not an advocate of active pedophelia but there's biological reason. Men want to breed with the most young, fertile, healthy women to provide a good chance of having a healthy offspring. It's been like that for hundreds of thousands of years and it hasn't changed now internally. But now we don't need to procreate to keep the species around (as much) it not is a moral issue as these kids don't need to be mothers as such young ages anymore cause civilization.

It's honestly fascinating learning about all the traits we have because they've developed over a long period of time where there was no civilization, but we still have those genes.

Racism is mostly ignorance, but it also has to do with the fact that when 10,000+ years ago when everyone was fighting to survive, humans developed a trigger of danger whenever you saw a race that wasn't your own because that meant potential danger to you and your survival.

Humans still have these genes but thugs have changed now and we have to suppress them. Kind of a long post and unnecessary rant so I apologize, I just find it really interesting.

Yeah, I've been there. with a partner not that interested in sex so you're getting it less than you would if you were single.

there are a bunch of outlets that work for different people. some people can fuck somebody on the side without issues, some people can get into online roleplay and dirty talk to fill that void and justify it mentally, some people cant do either without moral anguish. It all depends on what works for you.

If you can get him to the doctor that'll at least cover that option - but if his results come back normal, it's not a problem that can be solved physically.

was in reply to

Is th- that really y-you?

Its 1:36am and I'm hungry

I've used her dirty panties sometimes. Not huge into panties but it felt nice. favorite food was probably these little cake pop things my mother made for us. Didn't actually cum on it because it was black and she would have saw, but I covered it in my saliva and then rubbed my dick all over it. Seeing her chomp down on that thing was...amazing.

>I've had sex with a 13yo boy

m-mom?

mom is kill

I'm a short game con artist for fun. I have a normal career and comfortable income but when I'm traveling or far enough outside town I'll quick change cashiers at gas stations and convenience stores. Works best on younger kids who don't give a fuck about their jobs or are just plain stupid. I've never been caught and I do it just for the rush, it's usually just above or under $10 and I almost never walk away with more than $20.It's stupid as shit, but I don't think I'll ever stop. Weird thing is, that's the only crime I've ever done. I'm a straight arrow otherwise, I mean other than the occasional drugs.

When they stay at my place, I let my nephews shower with me and my gf

true it's normal once they get boobies and start ovulating, before that it's not

Thanks for the input. I am really hoping something comes back negative because this is the only thing that is a problem in the relationship. That's if I can even convince him to make an appt at the doctors though.

I just feel like it's going to be normal though. Everyone has been telling me that working out should increase his testosterone and he already runs a lot and uses his weights at home so I'm not really hopeful.

I fantasize about being being sent back through time to when I was like 6, and then find some rich pedos to fuck for money. Or just move in with them and become their fuck toy

Pacific pleb

Jacob?

Didn't mean to quote lol

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I was going to ask for advice on conning, but I see you are the seasoned "professional" of misdemeanor kleptomania

Biologically it's normal, still not societally. And those who go even younger than the Biological sense are the actually messed up ones.

that's what I meant
also depends on your society though
USA: 18
Germany: 14 (scientifically driven instead of gut feeling)
Middle East: As soon as she starts bleeding or in some places once she turns into a fetus

working out helps increase it, but that's just changing where it is on the 'normal' range. Getting it tested at the doctor is to find out if it's unusually low.

Careful when you mention it to him. Phrase it as a 'Just making sure because we might want kids someday', because to a guy it comes across as 'your dick doesn't work and you're not a man'.
In fact, it's a blood test - you might be able to get it done with a bunch of other general health-tests I think there are even kits you can get to test at home.

sooo... since female bodies are developed I a way that allows then to bear children when they're 15, insinuating that listing them is kinda natural, how is that a fetish? are US ppl stupid? Well I know they are, but man, do they ever try to remind me

Those Germans allow everything young. Drinking age there is 16. Have a cousin who lives in Germany and she has been able to drink legally for 4 years already and it's totally normal. Meanwhile I have to wait another year. They have less alchohol alchoholics too because alchohol is not this forbidden taboo thing like it is in the states.

wow this is something only someone who never tried how chum tastes like would say. stl, gl with conditioning your sister into a cumslut

send letters to governors
it's a painstaking process as consent is actually by state and it ranges from 16 to 18
Federal law states must be 18 for porn though

for my gf's niece's 13th b-day, my gf had me give her sis oral sex as a gift, was her 1st time. We also taught her how to put on a condom using my dick.

they do have a clause that if the girl is 14 or 15 and doesn't understand what's going on then it's still statutory rape. so I imagine they tread lightly

girls are mostly physically developed long before the age of consent. The age of consent is a social construct because we know they're still developing mentally and we want them to stabilize a bit before older men can easily prey on them.

Being physically attracted to post-pubescent girls is completely normal, there's tits and curves and young fertile bodies that are ripe for impregnating. But they're not mentally and emotionally in the same place as adults, which is why we've got rules about acting on those urges.

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raid this nignog1111243

Ohh, I'll look into the home test kit. Would like to know as soon as possible now. thanks for the advice, I'll ask him when he gets home tomorrow.

> jacking off to cut up women because this means they're human
man,I think you should maybe hang out with girls more. they're totally human.

I'm a hebephile and an ephebophile. Nobody know but the NSA.

I jack off to traps but its not gay

I've been following your little convo this thread, and i'm curious, how long have you been dating and how long has this been going on? Has he always been like this?

no worries, good luck with it and I hope you find something to do with the mangoes.

also if you decide on the online roleplay option we can definitely sort something out

We've been together for around 2 years. Yeah he's always been like this. Thought he was just shy at first but just has little interest in sex.

Hah, thanks. I already told him to start eating them earlier today so I think he'll take care of that for me.

I've never actually done any online roleplay actually, i'm intrigued by the offer whoever. what did you have in mind?

jesus, 2 years? how the hell do you function with minimal sex for 2 years. I admire your resilience, I don't think I could last nearly as long.

I don't know, willpower I guess? I usually just get myself off a lot.

online roleplay would be texting over whatever you're comfortable with (kik, etc). Usually talking through different ideas or scenarios that you find hot in my case, but some people like full character roleplay. can go past text if you like but that's the main part.

So in your case, I guess we'd start off by talking about how you'd like to raise your family..

I almost did. Got busted for it anyways years later because she regret being a whore when she was a 'teen.
>No greentext available.

Ohh.. you remembered my incest fetish huh? I just might take you up on that offer. it's definitely not something I've shared or talked about with many, but it does turn me on when I imagine it. I don't have a kik or anything but I can make one.

Your gf is awesome.

whatever service works for you, kik is anonymous and popular but anything that lets you chat will do - telegram, discord, whatever.

feel free to drop a contact method here or send it through to [email protected]

I fucked my gfs dad in the ass

>jk

No you're not

Give him zinc, vitamin d and selenium supplements

deep bro- and ur on to something

yeah she's very awesome indeed. her niece is cool and pretty sexy too. Sadly i couldnt make her cum, she got close a couple times but she was too shy/nervous to fully enjoy it, I liked it more than she did probably

Okay, I made a kik, username is incoherentramblings. I'm going to go take a shower so add me or however this thing works and ill add you back.

See, someone else told me that last night. But other people say all that does is increase his sperm. I want to increase his sex drive, not his sperm count.

I got a technical dui.
Called a care or control of a vehicle.
Sold that car I got the charge in for fines and shit, drove my other car to all court dates, plead guilty, got suspended for a year, kept driving.

Insurance was rape after the suspension, so drove without and stole license stickers. Went on for about 3 years.
Finally got insurance, applied for pardon, waited 5 months for my appeal. Was granted.
Family, friends , etc never knew, or had a clue. Still don't and probably never will, unless I travel to like Saudi Arabia or some shit.

my mom's car tried to finger me in the front of my friend's dick.

you fucking monster

I shit in the shower.

this never happened

im a normie.

Hi newfriend :) hvaing fun here?

>inb4 she is ugly or is boy

Lmao. You fags just got trawled. Pic related.

Not that poster, but it happened to me with my 4 year old neice. It turned out her grandfather on her dad's side was molesting her and she didn't know better.

I shooed her off when it happened, but admittedly I come buckets every time I remember it happening.

My friend had me watch her baby while she went to the store. I licked it's pussy while fapping and then blew my load in its mouth.

>mfw a baby swallowed my cum

I squeezed my period blood from the used tampon to my boyfriends food because he dumped me.

SICK BASTARD !!!!!

The only person I loved in my life is an imaginary pony. After over 3 years of relationship full of really fun and exciting moments we shared together which include drugs, often doubling or tripling speed limits on the roads, playing games together, going on a trips, making sweet sensual love and much more I really doubt I could ever love another human at this point. She's all I ever wanted in life and she's always with me no matter what. None of my friends know, I always tell them "girls ashame me" but it's bullshit, I'm already taken by the best girl I could ever get. If she'll ask me on a death bed if I think it was worth it wasting my whole life for her, I'll say I'm happy I didn't waste my life for anyone else who'd never love me back as hard as she do every day.

Dont Use this link Boys and girls

Me and my brother jerked our cocks and sucked each other off when we were home alone, we were 11 at the time, if you want me to post the full story just ask bois.

this also didn't happen

whenever im in a public bathroom alone, i take the little mint looking things out of the urinals and lick them. it provides a wild taste sensation of salty and bitter and even a little sweet. recently i started to put a bunch of them in my backpack so that when i get home i can totally pig out and lick a bunch of them.

you know you can just buy those things, right?

Sounds Fun

Asking, I've done the same thing but got caught and my family has never talked about it since

same here. me and my brother used to suck each other off when our parents slept at age 14 and 15. we would do a 69 position and try to make our "milk" come out in a weird cum race to see who would blow first.

You my man have been sucking piss out of the "little mint things"
Just drink your own piss for fuck sake
Imagen you getting so many STDS from that
>mfw my question is why you even tried to suck or eat one.

I bet you are ugly bitch

Ooo
I remember one time when we were 13 and tried doggy style, we had a sword fight with your tiny little three inch cocks, the person that got the sorest cock got sucked, I won, and literally came all over him.

Fapping to loli does not make you a pedo you edgelord faggot

dub trips speak the truth

...

bermp

Big butts

i really don't care too much about anybody in my life. i mean i kinda do, i don't want people to be hurt but if i didn't have to see anybody of them for the rest of my life anymore i wouldn't care. right now i would appreciate it even.

I tried anal with a friend at the age of 15. Turned out Im not gay.

Anyone know any kick threads?

Add me

nelkinne

>not gay
>browsing Cred Forums

I treated my son like a girl until he was 3.

elaborate please. is there any significant difference if the mother isn't participating? i mean dressing him up and painting walls pink would be pretty obvious?

kek

where you live?

Where are you from?

Dressed him as a girl and took her out. Painted nails and bows in her hair. She was a lil cutie.

>Im using an IP tracker
fking edgy 12 yo
You don't know jack shit about networking

dafuq

why tho

ouch did it hurt?

You should tell her how you feel, imagine if she goes around fucking guys when she could have been with you. Just man up and say something to her.

i like boobs

I liked it. It got me off.

Sounds reasonable but only thing is all local tribes looked alike as pigment developed by location and they shared closer common ancestors than a race 9999 miles away