Waifu claiming thread.
>Meme addition.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Is this thread being lewd again?
This thread is being lewd again
actually hideous
Any% is where things get interesting.
>wr is under 5 minutes
Goodnight beautiful thread.
Ew.
Claimu!
Good night.
Nah fam.
This is a dubs thread.
Goodnight Sugar.
Sleep well, and Happy Birthday.
Sleep well
>Rory-sama
You mean trips.
Now I know your birthday.
I'm closer in finding you.
Going to sleep now. Night /waifu/.
I'm fucking off to bed, might not have class but I wanna wake up before noon.
But no trips have been rolled.
Night fam.
Night nep.
Chill Chen be with you
Good night to you too.
still here
hello there! don't you have your own waifu to claim? or are you just here for moral support.
don't look at me, i dindunuffin
You sleep well too
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Last thread was being pretty lewd kek
Night~
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yes it was, its from a mario 64 exploits video, where some guy is trying to pass the game through as little jumps as possible, people just made it a meme is all
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Chen is a pretty chill guy. :^)
Goodnight, for real now.
Lack of enemies? Cause the sprint made it feel short to me. Maybe the missions were small too
NO NO BUN PICS
A small loan
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I got to the part with her smiling and blushing. Really cute. From the show, shino, and Delilah and the rest, I'm not sure of
It's you again
Aw Goodnight neppy
Go to sleep for get spanked by mama
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Happens. Pretty often to be honest. Doesn't bother me so long as there is no ERP.
Oohhh, only Mario 64 exploit I know is the infinite stairway glitch where you do his long jump backwards and it shoots you up the stairs.
>be playing Overwatch with a friend
>get two POTGs in a row as Reaper
>he leaves in the third game
>last round
>get power boosted by Ana
>get five kills with my ult as Reaper
>tell him
>he says "to fuck off" and "you're an asshole"
Was fucking funny
Hi, im 18 years old and my first symptoms were itchy vagina then i had white flakes in my discharge. When they itchiness and white flakes went away i got this terrible odor. Almost like fish and sewage. Ive tried to go to the doctor but i never have time
Good night everyone
>akeno and Hikage you two especially
>no life
>juvia claimed
i don't know like the maps felt like they were missing something, the missions were small too though
you don't like my teasing :'(
night
hello
Have a good night backdoor slut #9.
hey there
also goodnight everyone leaving
Delilah is the bartender bunny. They are mostly bit players, but all are better than Tuka.
They recently discovered a way to open the door under the moat bridge without draining the water.
*Lewds the kirino*
But I asked Twitter, and the public has spoken: I must write about how my period-blood-soaked vagina stunk up the entire fucking editors' office at xoJane, forcing us to root around to try to find the dead mouse or rotting corpse that might lie somewhere buried.
I woke up today, exhausted, having finally gotten a heavy period without even realizing it. So far, I had a very light one. Like, barely there. Which I hate, because that means my body's not flowing. And I break out more, and it sucks. It's more spotting than a period, you know? So I used this handy aromatherapy that I buy from this Chinese herbal medicine shop in Chinatown called Kamwo. They sell this one called "Nourish Sea of Blood."
Oh. Neat. Ok. Um... Man to be honest I never got 120 stars in the game. I think the most I ever had was 90 or something. I kinda wish I still had my Mario 64 game. Eh. I got OoT, MM, PD, JFG, and 007 so I'm pretty set. Oh, and DKR and DK64. Hard to complain, but I still will.
i believe its been know, just that its done through TAS
bassically you build up speed so much you can go to "alternate dimensions" so you can get to areas without jumping
half A press is bassically you hold down jump in one level and don't release until you get to a loading screen or next level
is this like a tumblr post or something?
I always wondered how people figure this shit out.
Don't have a pic on mobile but Raven from teen Titans.
Oh
Night
I now think it's the size of the map. They all look good but then, it's a 5minute rush
You wot? Dude when thread gets on my about shinoa being short or bun, I get all triggered and stuff. It's fun for everyone
Oh yeah! The one that attacked whats his name with the glasses right? I love her! I tried looking up more about the warrior bunny but all it says is that theyre very fertile and having male bunny warrior is rare so they males would breed with females and have a pure bred queen. And something about them not good with relationships
xojane.com
vagina horror stories. don't ask why i am reading this shit. i'm not really sure why i am to be honest.
How much do you NOT love you're waifu?
The only time I don't love her is when she farts under the blankets.
All I still have is OoT, MM and Perfect Dark. Maybe Pod Racer. Man I wish I had more. Emulators just arent the same.
They got close to doing it non-TAS.They have the technique, its just the timing they need now. 1 frame window but they can consistantly hit the animation.
trib.al
Oh you learn more from the manga. And yeah, thats Delilah.
You couldn't google her and just save an image real quick to post?
It would have taken you less than 5 minutes.
Are you in class? Are you on a bus? Do you not have 5 minutes to dedicate to you're waifu?
Fam. Come on.
>Emulators just arent the same.
Hell no they aren't. A lot of the roms are broken with fucked off sound and graphics. The only thing emulators do right is let you use new controllers. If I could find a pristine N64 controller I'd jump on that shit like a fat kid on cake.
I'm too drunk to do that shit dude who the fuck do you think I am.
>well i thought i was going to sleep
I was mistaken
A pleb who doesn't actually love his waifu.
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>lurk image
>giv me attenshun
>o gawd pls talk to me
>im autistic at initiating conversation because im a beta cuck
kill yourself
alot of time with examining the games physics and how objects interact, and how the game processes the data, like code injection in super mario world
>digits
i wonder why mavis would read something like that hmmm
yea its been known except the only difference is they don't need to collect 10 stars
ehh i mean it makes finding the exploits easier, and it just takes some tinkering to get it to work just fine
Cirno claimu
I have 3 as well as a system and every good game save for mario64
>get over here and cuddle
No bully
I have a N64 with a near pristine controller in storage. Centre stick has next to no freeplay. Feels good man. Though the HD remake of Perfect Dark is pretty damn spot on.
When I get drunk all I do is look for pics of my waifu. You rack dishiprine.
It's okay, I'm sure you'll find a waifu one day. I'm here for you.
10 year old spotted
Still tho. STILL! Some of these tricks I'm seeing in OoT are just... Fuck man. Never would I have thought to do these jump attacks to slide half way across the map. Just crazy.
I just don't like them. GBA and SNES and NES all run perfect. But once you start getting into the PS, Xbox, N64, PS2, GC shit it gets all fucky.
It is. My friend picked it up on the 360 and it is basically 1:1. I totally recommend people picking it up if they haven't experienced it. Just don't buy Perfect Dark: Zero. That game was fucking garbage.
Come on, nothing? Your insult is a combination of mockery and the overused buzzwords autistic, beta, and cuck? Nothing else? I was hoping for more user.
goodnight
Fuck you
What do you want?
Oh, here you go
I told you faggots I don't have any pics on my phone but I have like 1000 pics on my computer of my waifu wait till I'm off work.
>hoping for more from a retarded 10 year old
Cmon mizore i expect more from you.
I was talking about pristine n64 controllers and system. Not emulators.
No I want insults to steal.
>Expecting things
>From me
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>i s-swear I love my waifu. I-I just keep het trapped in my computer... I'm to drunk to get pics but can type and read just fine
>i feel for raven
>she deserves better
>stolen because you never posted a pic
i'm off to bed, sleep well guys :)
i know its hard to take in at first glance
ps1, n64, ps2, and gc actually run pretty fine on the more popular games, ps2 imo is the only one with actually worth while problems, xbox is problematic because no one bothers with it for enough time to make a decent emu, dreamcast is worse than n64 from my experience
cirno no
your like intestinal anthrax, you make me vomit
was that good?
Night toothy chan
Have some (You)'s instead
You seem to crave attention, so here you go.
Wow dude why make my day bad ?
sleep well
Shits and giggles mostly
She's a cute and I don't wanna read. I do that in college already
Goodnight vampire scum
night
>hikage
Seems forced tbh.
That's not insults. That's pixels.
>drunk
>at work
>wonders why things go wrong
Ah... Yeah I have two controllers. One has a loose joystick and the other's R button doesn't work. I probably just gotta pop it open and re-align it but... ehhhhhhhhhhh............
I should just buy one from eBay or something but I don't trust that shit.
Fuckin' cucked.
Night vam.
Really I only play roms of games I never got to play so it's not that big of an issue, it's just annoying when the music is fucked up, or like how in the Paper Mario rom I played the menu's graphics were completely broken. The menus still worked but they were ugly as fuck.
Funny story
I tried to make my bbw cousin dress in a raven cosplay but she wouldn't I was so sad.
>bbw or fat
There is a difference
Definitely bbw.
Raven is more of a lithe gymnast tho
Makes me want to set up my 360. Lack of power points be damned.
She is a cute. And an assassin. Fun times.
But my fetishes.
Just 4 u
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Hnnnng please user iv fapped three times already.
The hard part is getting to WAR on Perfect Agent.
The game itself is pretty easy, but holy shit the objectives just get fucked.
The entire Chicago mission route is just... Fuck you Rare. Fuck. You.
Qt killer with qt bunny attributes. I love it!
Guess who's going for round 4
wel im gonna go for tonight
i tried at least
im sure there was a plugin for project64 which worked with paper mario and kept it from graphics glitching
sir no
Im up to Area 51 on Perfect. I was a bees dick from completing Rescue when I got a final shot from behind. Then I had to move back in with my parents. I was so not happy.
Chicago was horrible too.
It gets better!
Ok good night for real this time...hopefully the drowsiness sticks this time. I love you all.
I can't user I zipped my dick in my zipper the other day it hurts so good please stop.
I beat it, it didn't make the game unplayable. Just a bit annoying.
Oh God... Rescue... And then there is the Airport mission later... fuuuuuuug.
GL and GN.
Cumming+pain=intense pleasure
Tomoko! Thank god you're here
4th time I came today I hope your happy.
Wew. Pax yeah!
>accomodation and transport sorted
>Rory-sama
A little tbh. Goodnight user
GATE needs more fanatic of others. Can't wait since I'm on ep 24
Yay!
You make me cum then say good night? Wtf I'm not even sleepy yet.
That is completely true. And yeah! No money this week!
why is that?
I switched back to Chrome since IE has become shit since the Anniversary Update.
I gotta redo all my fucking Filters, because it won't load them right....
But, this time, I'm using lots of RegEx. RegEx is so much cleaner than like 50 separate things to cover all possibilities. Still have to cosntruct like 20, though...
FUCK I MEANT FAN ART FUCK FUCK FUCK! U FUCKING HATE AUTOCORRECT
Time to save up?
How was your game? What did you play?
earlier some stalker call of pripyat right now im playing XCOM 2
Never heard of either
thats ok. up to anything yourself?
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dammit
Thats the plan.
I hate the undersea mission. But Ifucking live the Carrington defence.
Muh shekels
Just called it a night from studying. Sort if want to fire up the ol snes. Those games you play, are the for PC?
Yesssss Carrington Institute was good.
K im going to bed.
Night all.
well if you have time go for it. yeah thats where i play my games now
Night.
Goodnight.
Night
Umi Claimed
What's up my dudes
my dick
First time seeing you THIS late. Just finished GATE and I loved it so much. Shino kuribayashi is best girl and don't let rory tell you otherwise. What up with you?
Rory best girl. Shino third best.
You can agree that Tuka a complete shit.
Oh my. Can I take a look?
Why are you still here man. Shouldn't you be sleeping or something? I've been coming on a bit later than now tho. Also learn how to spell Lelei because that was way off. Just watchin youtube
lmfao.
no. and i was looking at hentai earlier. not this recently, though. so, it's not. i was only fucking with ya
not the ground
why you on late
You just said that shino is..nevermind. the tuka thing I can completely agree on. She doesn't do much but look pretty/moe
I blame myself for the dr. Pepper I drank around 5-6pm. Caffine hits me as hard as a oylimpic heavyweight boxer. You'll also know when I leave for the night cause I tell yall. I thought it was leilei. Anything good to watch? Hell, know any horror youtubers?
See reply above this one
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... what time with you, i forget
did umi leave cause of my joke? :(
3:01. My brother wouldn't leave like that
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>Couldn't come up with 200k for the last deadline
>Bought everything possible on the last day so I had no money
>Items transfer over with me to start of game, but money does not
This is so cheating, but I'll work with it.
>still up
>it was doctor pepper
was it a 2 litre
what game?
morning
Well fuck I thought I was gonna get it here. Can't believe I've been had.
Nice double dubs but I'm actually disappointed in you.
Why would you drink dr. pepper so late if you want to sleep mang. Sometimes you do a sneaky beaky exit man. Eh I thought so too but I guess google corrected me but whatever. Good as it gets. Anything I watch is good. It's my touch. You got Pewdiepie :^)
Looking for a pic that would convey my disappointment but this will do for now since there aren't any like it.
Sup makoto
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This thread has been here for an awfully long time
Has everyone died?
Recettear!
Ayyy, sup Emu!
The ceiling :^)
>Couldn't remember your League name so I couldn't message you
just missing you
i cri, why are you disappoint
maybe
looks nice
>being this late
Yes.
>Better late than never
Doing good?
I can't really talk on thread though
Sorry
Well rip then
Also hi hikage
Rip in pieces
Go back doing business thing while doing security thing irl
It was just a can!
At 5-6pm! I was thirsty and said fuck it. It's also nectar of the gods. I'm very subtle. I'm a ninja with stuff. Gotcha
>pewdewpie
>not markipler
It is.
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Yep. You misread the shit out of that.
oh thats ok
It was but I had to bring it to life
I said sup first you nerd so what're you doin >:(((
I swear to god you fuck. I'll message your account right now then fam
because you're being a cheeky cunt like saber
Still fam you fucked uuuup. Could just had some water this late. I don't know if subtle is your forte lol. Hey man thats not le epic
yea my dude, how about you
then how many trucks does the caffeine from one can of soda hit you with
anything happen lately
i miss you tsunyun
im sorry best love live idol
But I'm not at work tonight!
See I'm being a TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT by SELLING HIGH and BUYING LOW!
Mmm, nope. Not particularly.
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I had a liter of water to wash it out 30min ago so give it time and I'll feel the fatigue. You sure? Fine. I watch leafy
Yes we had, tsunny
2 trucks
YES YOU ARE PLUSHIE
NO I'M NOT SMUGS! I AM RUNNING A BUSINESS! NOW BUY THESE SLIMES!
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Doing okay at best. Had migraines and cramping all day. Should be fine after some sleep
>I swear to god you fuck
That what? :^)
>I'll message you right now then
Alright I'll send the reply next time I'm on so check it tomorrow
why not buy high and sell low? youd be helping out poor fags
psshh 2 trucks isn't even enough to hurt superman
>cramps and migraines
gotta suck bad man, hope you get better tommorrow
Yeah it does, this was one of the worst ones I had. Didn't take the medication for it early enough so it had no effect. Un-fucking lucky
Please refer back to the image in
Your business is meh. Got a ruby red slime?
I'm not a kryptonian homie lol
I'll forgive you only because you've got some good taste
Is this a game about owning a shop or something? THAT IS TRUE CAPITALISM LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM
but you could have had it instead of the peps! You're gonna fatigue soon anyways due to a crash. I'm sure. N O C H I N
That I'm disappointed. You fuck. Guess i can't message accounts that are offline? Won't let me send message.
Lewd? OK.
Good morning
You know I mean well
This image kek
>That I'm disappointed
You'll grow to like it, like you like me :^)
That is wierd. Got discord or something else I can PM you on?
i still don't understand, if you sell low your helping fellow americans and patriots who can't afford high
you have a medical condition?
i'm not either, but only a pussy says less than 30 trucks
thanks bby, you do too, you never make me am disappoint
Good morning. How'd you sleep?
In fact, I do. It comes in a cup even!
It is, actually! IT IS SURPRISINGLY FUN!
Yes, but that is not how capitalism works. Besides, all these towns people are rich as fuck.
Yeah it is unfortunately. What suprises me is that it doesn't disqualify me for jobs in the military so I'm lucky there, not looking to be on the Frontline anyway as a rifleman or such. Suffer from what's known as abdominal migraines.
oh rip, but at least you can leach the military for school money
>not being a rich ass bastard from the start
I see this place is even more of a rancid bubbling ruin than when I left.
I acutally like pepsi. But cherry Pepsi tho
I know and I can't wait!
Hey! Leaf him alone
I know, rory sama. I know
It's great isn't it?
You are what you eat
I'll take 20
>Needing to be rich to experience capitalism
That'll be 39,000 pix.
Not that well, kept waking up as usual.
What about you?
you know it's been scientifically, physically, literally, figuratively, imaginatively, opinionly, and factually proven that you are actually not what you eat
>capitalism is the most american thing
>i am doing the most american thing
>not even playing broforce
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YOU WHAT
Shut
The
Maybe i will who knows. Yea I do what's your discord tag?
What makes it fun lol
Coke > Pepsi no contest fam. I don't get why people like cherry drinks, they taste pretty strange IMO. BULLYLEAFY
I've yet to do so. But I am quite disappointing lol.
Oh boy this energy drink hits hard. First one in months though.
Saber#3967
>Maybe I will
You already did remember
>Flat
No
Can you wite it fancy like SpongeBob?
You need dr. Pepper desperately, my boy. Its the after taste. I'm insecure
Yes!
>Being Socialist is now American
Fine fine, 37,500.
I dunno, it's just something different. Rather than being the adventurer that goes out and sells shit to merchants, you ARE the merchant. Plus, you get fucking dialogue like this!
Recette is autistic confirmed
> coke>pepsi
in the U.S. yes
but we friends and friends need to disappoint eventually
never
>not wanting to run around as a big muscular manly man and blow shit up by shooting at it
are you sure that isn't american
>being shit at stock market
this defines you perfectly
why is recette being autist in that pic
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