I sent his gf a message saying "hey slut". What do?

op pls

Niggas better back when my gun goes click clack

Op u better have attached the pic with the message.

You send it faggot, I'm the one who has to deal with this cocksucker now.

Don't worry Abdul we've got you covered

Apologize and rethink your poor attitude

I dont have a facebook because im not a faggot

>1520 friends
One of those faggots, huh? You have nothing to worry about op

Cheers cunt. If he does end up coming for me I'll be sure to post results, sometimes we have to give back to the Cred Forumsoard we spend so much time shitposting on.

Take a baseball bat to him. Smash his elbows and hands in a life changing way.

Then remove the right eye. Tell him that if you have any repercussions or if he ever speaks to you again, 'someone' will be along for the left. Then take a home run swing at his balls before calling him an ambulance.

Bahaha Lithgow! .. ask him if he dad ever molested him in those shitty cement caves in the park

He probably has a few extra toes, the locals are a bit too local in Lithgow.

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Damn OP, normally i would say "we're not your presonal army" but those are some premium tits right there, that nigga will soon be wishing to have never been born

Damn i would suck those juicy tits for hours

Spam him with Arabic sentances and Isis flags!

Can this thread be about her now

Not really in it for the "personal army" bullshit, just need a good laugh. Trying to find decent pic of her to post here.

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>Hey slut

Who the fuck gets offended over that? Much less an Australian who should be used to much higher level banter.

you nypa people are so shitty. the best stuff always happens when Cred Forumstards go together hatin' on random people.

Haha holy shit I know this guy. Total fucking spastic. Ask him if he's still sore after Kyle broke his nose.

I'll be your personal army. I accept VISA, Mastercard, and pics of that girls tits.

Better yet, tell him "You'll end up a looooot worse than that time Kyle fucked you up buddy"

true

Also add in the part about his dad molesting him in the fake park caves at Mt Victoria

Wasn't sure if this thread was a good idea but fuck it, may as well jump in the deep end. Cheers cunt.

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can you furfags fuck off?

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If you faggots want to be helpful start sending him these pics.

@706528072

>@706528072

what are you? a fucking newfag? pathetic.

i'm aroused please dump moar

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listen coon, it was obviously on purpose im not the guy posting that, but it's so fucking obvious..furrys are usually never newfags

>Alistar
But YOU CAN'T MILK THOSE!

@706528224
im rubber your glue anything you say bounces off me and sticks to you

@706528233
ok

More h/fur
More cum the better

Furfags are mentally ill. Seek professional help.

why are you using @?
that doesn't do shit
do you not know how to reply?

do you have any gifs or webms that would be nice

nice pepe, saving/10

@706528387
cummers

@706528420
i hid this post

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you wanna fuck me bitch? fucking come here and get naked so we can fuck bitch lets fucking go im not scared you asswipe

can't we get some female wolfs

>mfw this ugly fuck has a gf and im single

stop talking to yourself trayvon

black people cum

Fun fact: I brought up furry porn in therapy and he was into it. Spent the rest of the session comparing pictures on our phones.

>I sent his gf a message saying "hey slut". What do?
continue being 15

you're an actual newfag.
christ almighty

well that's gonna lead to a lot of back and forth discussion...

@706528564

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theres gotta be a reason though. people posting army requests with no incentive.

no you

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underage prove me wrong, humiliate me, prove you're 18+ do IT NOW

Fucking Lithgow.

I wish I lived in Lithgow. It's so beautiful and nice.

Fuck I wish I lived in Lithgow.

no you

>falling for bait

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Story time user.
Explain this shit.

i'm not the person you replied to Ha!

no you

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please stop breathing

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no you

you no

>via 9fag
Fuck off newfag

>9gag
this is bait

no you.

suicide your self

>im ten and post furries with cocks because i'm a fucking homo
ok

It's a pretty lame story but alright.

>Road rage incident
>Dude brake checks me, ram directly into his ass
>Fist fight
>Had several weight classes on him (I'm not obese but I'm not fit either)
>Agree to anger therapy to defer judgement for assault

Months later

>Talk about relationships issues with therapist
>Porn and masturbation get brought up
>"And what do you masturbate to, user?"
>"F-furry porn."
>"Like sex with animals? Bestiality?"
>"No....not exactly."
>"Help me understand."

So I showed him my phone and he said "Oh! I have some of this artist, too." and whipped his phone out.

Not gonna lie, thought about sucking his dick.

suck a fat one

>I'm uncomfortable with my sexuality so I ridicule those who are
Okay.

Slurpin', slurpin' slurpin' it up!

This is now an h-fur and fuck the Welsh thread.

>"Oh! I have some of this artist, too." and whipped his phone out.
Holy fuck, my sides.
Thank you for that user. I can't fucking breathe, but I love that this is a thing that happened. Therapists are humans with shitty pasts too. Not even remotely surprised that theres at least one who spanks it to any given type of porn.

So full homo for therapist? Why didn't you?

Fuck me, was expecting this thread to die quickly or get derailed but wasn't expecting this. Gave me a chuckle.

There'd be spaghetti fucking everywhere if I tried to voice a desire like that.

user pls. You admitted to jerking off to the same porn. Is that REALLY that much more spaghetti? Honestly?

Glad it was worth a laugh. I've since completed therapy, this was about 2 years ago.

The faggot responded

More concerned about the possible spaghetti for the resti of my therapy. I was still about 8 months out from finishing and he was an appointed therapist.

sen some furry porn

Holy shit the bread breathes.

You clearly touched a nerve if he's feigning ignorance.

The power of necromancy is strong here

What if insecurity Op gets beat up for this?..

Bruh he called you a kunt again. You gonna let that shit slide?

user now that you're not going to therapy, you're in an even better position to blow him.
Don't let your dreams be dreams.

just send it and say oops

It's a risk I'm willing to take to bring some joy to my beloved Cred Forums, also he doesn't seem to know who I am.

You'd normally say that because you're a newfag

Eh, more of a fetish thing really

say youre friends with her, see if he apologizes to you immediately, then correct it to friends with benefits whether or not he says sorry?

You know, you're right.

This fucking therapist is getting a blowjay thanks to you. I know of a furry meet he frequents.

>kunt

he's so immature he's like afraid to type cunt because it's a bad word

Pay a few niggers to jump him, tell them to say "Maddy will be next if you call our boss a "kunt", mothafucka"

call him a kangaroo op

Tell him "go cry and cut urself emo cunt. You wont do shit" that will fire him up c;

>wanting to give money to niggers

Fuck off nigger

Ask him if he listens to BOTDF

Or just keep sending the birch the same message and ignore his replies, if he finds and confronts you then headbutt him quick

Godspeed, you glorious faggot, you.

Don't worry fam, I got this.

weak army request fgt go fuq urself

Cred Forumsro delete all friends and any text on your profile. also tell friends not to share who you ate.

also send the bloody skull picture above to him.

> I didn't imply how much, you camel jockey. How about you go in your dad's closet, find his .45 and quit life

It's not even a NYPA situation you retarded kike.

Turns out he's a bitch

>From Katoomba
>Lives in Lithgow

Well travelled, ain't he. I'm also laffing at how being 'scene' is still apparently fashionable in the Blue Mountains.

Lithgow's main attraction is top dawg
youtube.com/watch?v=LQr2SuiauB0

>Aha

the twitter story/beef behind this video is fascinating

1+ for Op
send him REKT photos of arabs

Doesn't matter how much nigger

What the fuck is this "Aha" shit that he is doing? Is this a commonality similar to how you cucks pronounce the word "mom" as mum or "ass" as arse? Clean english, niggers. Learn it.

DO IT NOW. THROW FEAR INTO THIS CHILD.

Nah fuck you cunt get the fuck out me country this Australia not bloody China ya opium lover

Nah get fucked you dirty half cast seppo.

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SIMPLY LOOK UP REKT PHOTO IN GOOGLE IMAGES, COPY IMAGE, PASTE IN CHAT.

I'm gonna hang here for awhile hoping to get some maddy tit pics......lol

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Dylan here. want noodz?

I get to suck on those titties every night. shit's cash. you fat neckbeard kunts will never get to experience tits because you're all undesirable basement dwelling faggots ahah

>have we meet

Definitely a shitskin towelhead cunt, can't even speak English

He seems to either have brain damage or we have brain damage for being baited

do it m8

Pretend you're black and call him Graham cracker lmao

This is the message I sent to her to get him started

>Works at nautica
This explains a lot

Aha nah you'll just fap it's the closest you can get no female would ever touch your pathetic dick

do it m8

>Lives in Penrith
Also explains a fair bit.

is cunt worse than fuck in your gay corner of the world?

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Fuck you cunt you don't even pump a pack and a slab

what

The kunt is here

he seems like a pretty chill dude. leave him alone cunt

spotted the kunt

Send her a dick pic

Fite me m8 I'll fukin rek ur face kunt

I'm not the Limey talking shit about how you Ausfags talk, I'm a completely unrelated American. My main exposure to you noble beasts is here, and I have to say, I fucking love you bastards. I love the way you guys talk shit. You all seem cool. When I think of your continent, I think of hot actresses, fucking Max Rockatansky, and hilarious shit-talking. Thank you, Australia.

say tht to me irl 1v1 me town square

fark off ya fat fuck

this is just getting interesting, ask him if the messages are from all her clients?

I'll fukin 1v1 u any day m8 fukin kickbox your face m8

What the fuck is even happening
You're plan totally failed OP you faggot
Better send her a dick pic to show him you mean business

Aww, that's the spirit! Fuck off to ya too, you magnificent bastard!

Jumping in the deep end is always the right choice, cheers Cred Forumsro

>Not gonna lie, thought about sucking his dick.
kek

OH MY GOD HE'S DEFERRING AND HE'S ACCEPTED YOUR DOMINANCE

W E A K
E
A
K

fucking kek

Thats a good little shitskin, take what daddy gives you. Now send the slut over over here so daddy can fill her cum dumpster cunt till it overflows.

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Op send dickpic to his gf

he bitched out, after what, one threat? nice

He should message the gf and be like "bitch, call your pimp off, will have your cash/rocks next week."

Skip that, send them directly to him.
>I have a feeling you love this even more than your 'girlfriend' does.

Lol

so close to trips

Op ask for nudes

Kek. Here's one for you to send op

>OP says its a joke because he is scared to get his ass kicked and is a huge pussy
>deletes messages asking forgiveness to look cool on Cred Forums

Good job OP, you pussied out in an anonymous board, wow new level of loser

Kek

Kunt? God damn you're a faggot, no I'm not exchanging dick pics with you.

>exchanging dickpics
Not what I said faggot. Send the guy the pic I posted

>Also add in the part about his dad molesting him in the fake park caves at Mt Victoria
I could put his pic (or her pic) up in those caves.

do it kunt, I'll buy you the cheapest goon I can find

He seems like a nice guy

>aha

>150 people
>60 posters

Delete what?

>What are lurkers

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>implying 90 people are just lurking in this boring thread

>aha
>implying you're not a kunt

>@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

newfag detected.

>arguing with a random shithead online will lead anywhere
>we're both cunts
Choose one

Why don't you stay in Reddit you pathetic whiteknight?

I choose the top one, it leads me to believe you're a shithead cunt.

lurk moar

Man you furries crack me up, you guys are ok in my book

He wants this thread deleted although it might be too late for that.

user should ask for her nudes
Sry
Not ask for order for

Dylan ya Fruitbowl, respond to me.

Does he not know it will be gone soon?

>do it kunt, I'll buy you the cheapest goon I can find
>do it kunt, I'll buy you the cheapest goon I can find
No you won't. You will steal it from the Imperial Hotel across the road. I can see you now pretending to walk into the pokie room but stealing the goon from the bottle shop.

If he is that worried, he should just keep posting to prune the thread

He's clearly not well versed in how Cred Forums operates, although most of the faggots that come here don't understand it either.

Not if we reatart the thread in a new thread

I live in lithgow too. Whats his phone number so i can prank him

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I wouldn't worry about this fag even if he lived next door. From what I can gather he's either beta as fuck or he doesn't really give a shit you texted her and is just pleasing his bitch with his "alpha"style

Obviously he wouldnt openly admit his intentions.

I question if there would be enough interest to start a new thread.

FUCKING THIS OP

JUST SEND HIM GORE PICS OF ARABS OR GORE IN GENERAL

AND TELL HIM IF HE FUCKS WITH YOU AGAIN HE'S GOING IN YOUR COLLECTION

I think it's a fake relationship. Scroll down her page and see she has like 6 other relationships. Dylan is friend zone he don't see tits

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Might as well send him the thread

It is probably for the best that they dont know

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oy vey shut it down

Girls make fake relationships with each a lot on fb, also I'm guessing her actual relationships don't last too long.

IS THIS THAT FUCKING FAGGOT?
TALKING SMACK ABOUT STOMPING PEOPLE?

HOLY SHIT I WOULD WRECK HIM

GOD PLEASE STIR HIM UP SOME MORE OP

Oh fuck, is that a dinosaur?

Im more than friends with maddy, ask her yourself though she'll feign ignorance.

Exactly this. But if he gives you shit. I live in Monterey. And am more than happy to come around and fuck this guy up for a Cred Forumsro.
Got cut from cronulla blades today and need to vent on some poor cunt

>Im more than friends with maddy
Nudes faggot

I am actually sorry that i posted now, because this shit would be on page 7 by now, instead of bumped up to 1 because of the 5 newbs that just posted whatever shit that was.

Hes gonna think he got put on some arab fb page
Say "you bloody fucking sandcunt whites can be arab scum too"

Fuckin' whiteknight bullshit, why the fuck would you do this?

Post her tits

Why would you tell us to ask her then

Sick m8, friend of mine lived there, lived on his couch for a while. good view of the airport.

just write noko in the options field you pleb

I forgot to say "tell him this"

>Post her tits

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>bewbs of Lithgow
Top kek m8

Str8 up mate, I'm in Eden, I will drive to this kunts house and fucking smash him in the mouth with a brick if it comes to that just let me know mate, fucking pussy ass faggot trying to be tough on a keyboard, typing like he is all tough when nobody can really know because he is hidden behind a computer screen and could really just be a skinny NEET cunt with no strength or fighting skills whatsoever let alone the courage to get in a fight

fucking bitch ass cunt, ill smash him

Someone screencap this

you sound like a faggot

Shaking in my boots

Done mate, this whole thread should be capped.

Why would i do that?

then your post wont bump the thread

>I will drive to this kunts house and fucking smash him in the mouth with a brick
You won't come near me fag. I'm from Lithgow. My brothers ARE my cousins.

You haven't been doing that the entire thread? Seriously dude wtf?

It seems like too much effort

I haven't. Fuck you guys this is better than most the shit here

Who cares?

More towards little bay area. But im keen

I don't understand what's so funny. It's just misdirectional humor. It's banter tier not really memory tier

Hey Dylan. Surely someone has let you know what's going on. Who is OP? He needs to be re-educated,

Fucking savage

Everyone using Cred Forums needs to be re-educated

There is still time

What is rule number one you fucking fag?!

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>not our duty

>We know he might live opposite an Imperial Hotel, and we know he lives in Lithgow.
You are on the wrong track friend. The reference to the Imperial was a reference to a pub in Mt Vic. Across the road from that pub is a park with some fake caves.

>Bad things happen in those caves.

Why would you delete that?

Show me on the bear where the bad man touched you.

What was it?

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Cheers kunt

A personal army request with a google map

>Show me on the bear where the bad man touched you.

Being 11 years old
> Parents drinking bourbon & coke in beer garden
> I want to play in nice park
> Parent agree but say look both ways and don't talk to pedobear
> Walk across road
> Enter park
> Drawn to fake caves
> Hello Mr Pedobear my mummy says don't talk to Pedobear but touching is ok

I still remember the smell of urine in those caves

Haha Lithgow. What a fucking shit hole. Honestly the worst place in all of Australia These cunts are all complete faggots

>Honestly the worst place in all of Australia

Hey, Roy (or is it HG) comes from there.

She pretty :)

Hey guys, been a while.

[spoiler]hello[/spolier]
[s]hello[/s]

The incentive is its fun to fuck with people

Holy shit newfag

>For shits and giggle
>For the lulz
>For the memes
>For all the basement dwelling NEETs on Cred Forums
>For moot

Just like the USA half of Australia is retarded

>Just like the USA half of Australia is retarded
All of Lithgow is retarded

Holy fuck I know that guy from back in highschool, don't personally know them but think I still have th m added it seems XD guys still a dip shit

>guys still a dip shit

Wrong friend. Lithgow guy is benign. OP is a dick.

Brings a tear to my eye

You're a fucking human waste.

he thinks he looking better

I needed to take a shit 6 hours ago. I sat here for fuck knows how long holding in a shit to see what would happen in this thread and now I'm going to have to have a shower because I've been wearing shitty undies. Fuck you Cred Forums.

Kek. Yeah kinda embarassing when you post on Cred Forums trying to make some dude look bad, but youre the one ends up looking like the dickhead

"New phone who dis?"

calm down Francis

>not wasting time over arguing with obvious troll on the internet makes you weak
beeing this fucking retarded

Ahh my sides

All this and still no tits!

oi its me pls stop guys

This thread was pretty bad

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He's probably getting sick of this and he's preparing to go sucks maddie's titties

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This thread will die

RIP